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Gandalf is basically a SCOUSER. all he has, he ROBBED, he has earned NOTHING, he is a robbing thieving SCOUSER who has zero respect and a crime bill stretching back as long as the third and second age:.
1. he has NO HOME because the council of the wise repossessed it,
2. he has NO ROBES of any colour like the other Istari just a dirty grey Tracksuit like Scousers from Widnes and Ellesmere Port.
3. He spent AGES hiding behind saruman, Elrond, and Galadriel heckling foes from the rear on the terraces, when actually confronted he hides up trees (The Hobbit vs Wolves, or gets twatted by low level Goblins who break his robbing arm as it went into their pouches (the Hobbit battle of five armies)
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>>86792014
>cont.
4. he has earned NO ITEMS just shit he ROBS off decent trusting folk. GLAMDRING: ROBBED from a tomb, Elven Ring, ROBBED from CIrdan first guy he met on shores of grey havens, shook his hand and robbed his ring like a true Scouser. Palantir: ROBBED as swag from Saruman's towers. . Théoden King's Throne, Fuckign Gandalf had his hand moving over that to rob too. SHadowfax: FUCKING Robbed and stolen from a field like a Gypsy. Numerous birds and butterflies snatched out of the air as they flew past innocently, NOTHNG sacred for this weak hated Scouser. Pipeweed, robbed from trusting Hobbits and shirefolk, OH how I despise this weak robbign filthy gypsy wizard.
5. Saruman called it right when Gandalf came to ROB Orthanc, he wants the staves of the 5 wizards and the crowns of the seven kings and anything shiny not nailed down..
6. Even at the Gates of Mordor, when the Mouth of Sauron throws Bilbo/Frodo's mithril shirt in the air, who the FUCK is the quickest to snatch it and YOINK put it under his tracksuit, fcukign Gandalf the SCOUSER. a disgraceful hated weak rOBBING filthy charcter, im glad this scene occurred it showed Gandalf for what he really is, a robbing leeching SCouser, who had NO BALLS when faced down 1 on1 in a fair fight, Gandalf is NO Elriond, NO Galadriel, NO Glorfindel, NO Ingwe, NO Fingolfin, NO Earendil, NO Tuor, he is just a robbing weak filthy LUCKY SCOUSER. Chew on that, pal.
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Cool it with the anti-Liverpudlian remarks
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Shadowfax is pretty much the only thing you could actually make a case for him stealing.
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