A FUCKING SLOTH

Please tell me this isn't an actual design from The Last Jedi

>>86783509
This. Good lord. It looks like a fucking battlestar Galactica robot

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YOU LIKE DORITOS?

>>86783509
its real..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTNJNRXfSIg

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>>86783684

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>>86783509
>>86783564

But why do you care what it is? You'll still watch these shitty Star Wars movies no matter what, and thanks to those continuing conversations, and Star Wars publicity going ,Mickey Mouse will keep making more shitty Star Wars.

>We need something new to bring to the table
>how about we make the AT-ATs drag their front feet like a gorrila, and add a cannon on its back!
>PERFECT

>>86783449
>Slothwalkers
goddamn it disney

>>86783832
Im course im gonna watch the damn thing, hell ill probably pay to see it twice but that doesnt mean i wont complain about it on the internet

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>>86783604
>It's BIG, REALLY BIG
HOW CAN THE WHITE MAN EVEN COMPETE?!?!

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>>86784228
>"It's big"
>there's a gigantic spaceship cock down below...

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>>86784066

Thanks for the conversation my stealth marketing friend. Me? I'll NEVER pay to see another shitty Star Wars.
It is literally the biggest waste of cash to spend on ANY such movies.
Paying to see Star Wars movies at this point is like going to a shitty place to eat, and complaining that it was a shitty place to eat. Just don't go there, and you can find better food, spending your money on better food.

>>86784367
Lol 10 years of 4chan and ive never been called a stealth marketer. You autists never disappoint

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>>86783449
>top cannon can barely look down
>is clearly a vehicle meant for climbing
>depression is now rendered even worse if it is true this thing would shoot from heights
JUST

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>>86783604
>>86783449

This looks really fucking bad.

Like really. Like creatively bankrupt low tier b-grade straight to DVD material

>>86784367
>I'll NEVER pay to see another shitty Star Wars.
Same here. And thankfully I've already been boycotting Electronic Arts for years now so SW is pretty much guaranteed to never get another cent from me.
tfw I saw TFA for free and if I wasn't my buddy's ride I would've left 10 minutes after Rey's introduction. I honestly thought she started out pretty cool, then she was an expert at this, and then that, oh and that other thing as well. The whole bypassing the character development meme is true as fuck.

Not even worth to pirate.

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>>86783684

>>86784810
Gosh, your ponderations impress me.

TFA was pretty good, better than the prequels, as I've seen TFA 2x and had no desire to see any prequel again.

>>86783684
Star Wars fans are a fucking abomination

>>86783604
a fucking slice of go za

>>86784922
Sorry anon but if you favor the movie that brought NOTHING and i mean NOTHING to the universe to the prequels, especially RotS then youre not a real star wars fan or youre just meming

>>86783604

SPACE SHIP SHAPED LIKE A PIZZA

IT BROKE NEW GROUND

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Miss me yet?

JUST

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>>86783449

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>>86785126
I'M SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU GEORGE

>>86783449
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>86785126
Nothing can redeem Jar Jar.

>>86785126
Started missing him the day he sold it.
>>86784922
I've seen the OT countless times, and as bad as they are I've watch the prequels dozens of times. TFA was a boring rehash where instead of a snotnosed boy getting schooled constantly until he grows, it was a walking, talking deus ex machina who I suspect is hiding a pharyngeal jaw. TFA and Rogue One are the beginning of zombie Star Wars. It will become the CoD of the film industry. Every year, another soulless product trying to cash in on its pedigree. George Lucas was the soul of SW. As shitty as the prequels were they still felt like Star Wars. TFA didn't have this feeling for me, not even when the Millennium Falcon showed up. Star Wars is dead and what we're getting now and in the future is just a corpse strung up with marionette strings with a lightsaber in its hands.

>>86785542
TCW kind of did for me

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>>86783832
>tfw still not watched either of the new films

Why does it have a head?

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>>86784798
It looks like a lazier the Immobilizer 418 cruiser from Rebels without the gravity tits, a ship design they salvaged from the early 90s pen and paper RPG stuff.

>>86786598
so it at least has a couple cannons that can actually shoot anywhere other than a straight line

>>86786598

so it can see dumbass

>>86786598
Oh ya know, fer lookin' around n' stuff.

>>86785126
>haven't been excited for a star wars film since phantom menace
No. Not even a little. But rather than let sleeping dogs lie you sold it to disney.
So tell me George, are YOU sorry yet?

>>86786656
>he can't curve his blaster bolts
Git gud scrub

>>86785542
Darth Jar Jar could

>>86786656
I never understood why they gave the Prototype AT-ATs from Rebels the same ball turrets that the AT-TE had but then the TESB one has none of them. Realistically the AT-AT should have a ring of these thing around his entire body.

>>86783449
>New AT-ATs
>new Executor

You guys hyped for Episode 8: The Empire strikes back again?

Seriously, does it fucking hurt this much to come up with entirely new designs for walkers and ships? Somehow the Prequels did it, it was one of the few good things about them.

I wonder what Georgie boy thinks of this design

>>86783832
>>86784066
>>86784367
>arguing about going to watch it

You do know piracy exists right? Well, not in the police states of the Anglosphere lmfao.

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>>86783604
Are they even trying anymore?

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>>86787400

But it is different and new

>>86787422
I think he doesn't care. The original plan of the Super Stardestroyer was to just paint an old one in another color.

Then again he was ok with making a new model for the Death Star 2 instead of just using a painting.

>>86783604
It's a fucking slice of pizza.

>>86783604
>yfw Doritos paid Disney to shill their shitty flavored Star Wars themed Doritos

What the fuck. Why did Rogue One have so many new and cool designs but the mainline new movies have such stale fucking ones? TFA just has X-Wing, black TIE Fighters and a new-ish looking Star Destroyer. Rogue One had U Wings, TIE Hunters, all sorts of new troops, etc. Why are they putting their main design talent on the spinoffs?

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>>86787545

Because jews are pedophiles

Get it?

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>>86784810
> Boycotting
> We live in an age where refusing to buy something OF YOUR OWN FREE WILL is considered rebellious and a statement

Whoever it is, please drop the first nuke

>>86787502
Personally, I love it. Makes me want to order some dominoes® and wash it down with an ice cold Coca-Cola, or a Bud Light for the "adults" in the demographic.

>>86787637
>I don't get capitalism
If you don't like what a company produces you vote with your wallet.

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>>86783449

>>86787613
The worst part is the Shore and Tank troopers of RO were so obviously supposed to be New trilogy designs. And now episode 8 has even worse helmets for the red guards and the rust just gets repaints.

>>86787750
> I don't have the faintest idea about capitalism

Oh, anon

Those designs look godawful. They don't look star-warsy at all. Don't these retards have any experience with Star Wars beyond the original trilogy?

>>86787819
>nd now episode 8 has even worse helmets for the red guards
Link?

>>86787637
Literal retard post

you dumb niggers. have none of you heard of continuity?

>stop using tanks and design something completely different after 20 years
>stop using carriers and design something completely different after 20 years

rogue one probably added just as much to star wars than either ESB or ROTJ

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>when a fucking comic book comes up with a better and more original design than a gorillion dollar budget movie can

>>86788084
There are walkers in the PT and also Star Destroyers, yet they look like genuinely their own type of thing rather than an OT rehash.

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>>86788012

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>>86788012
Every Praetorian Guard has a different helmet so you have to buy an actionfigure for every single one.

>>86786654
>Immobilizer 418
I thought they were called Interdiction Class SD's or something like that. Is disney just including bits and pieces from the EU then changing them slightly as a way to irk the autistic fans. Is this some kind of joke for them?

>>86783604
>7.6 km
WHAT A FUCKING SHIPLET
Eclipse was 35 km long.

>>86785126
at least the prequels gave us memes

NEW TOYS YAAAAY

>>86788337
>so you have to buy an actionfigure
You really don't

>>86788383
Immobilizer 418 is a small cruiser, maybe 600meters long. Interdictor Star Destroyers were their own thing in the old EU and just converted ISDs so 1,6km long. Disney only has the small one currently.

Your observation still rings true for stories though. The first chapter of the Thrawn novel was nearly just a reworded version of the short story/RPG scenario Mist Encounter with the POV character changed to a new one and the old POV character still being there.

Biggs Darklighter and Tycho Clechu were originally imperial academy students turning rebel pilots, now it's Wedge and Hobbie being students and becoming Rebels.
That one doesn't even make sense. They constantly talk about how they want the pink asian mandalorian bitch from rebels to meet Biggs Darklighter because they both have chessboard markings on his pilot helmet/her shoulderpad and instead of doing the "Biggs leaves the Empire" plot and finally get it over with they don't include him at all.
And Wookiepedia is especially confused because some reference book they rereleased still references the old EU Comics of Biggs defection, making that general story outline apparently canon which I seriously doubt to be correct.

>>86788248
the tank walkers were pretty different but those little one man walkers are pretty much mini at-st's. venators are pretty much the same as imperial class star destroyers except that decide to waste a bunch of space cut out a chunk on the sides and a different looking bridge tower. the only reason the prequels appear to be more innovative is because you there was a big gap from the 'new' stuff going towards the 'old' stuff and there were more factions, for example naboos starfighters were a unique situation

>>86788469
It's not even half of the Executor.
Though if it turns out that this thing is like the new standard Star destroyer I like it. Better to increase general ship size than invent more and more One-off super classes.

>>86788659
I know, they only release them ina 4 pack. and Snoke is only available with his throne and costs double the normal retail price of a single figure.

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>>86787819
i really like the beach/shore trooper design from rouge one, much better than the first order troopers.

>>86788383
Siener Fleet systems made the Imobilzer 418 KDY makes the Interdictor SD.

both do the same job, pull ships from hyperspace or stop them entering in the first place

>>86788304
Is this a fucking anime

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>>86788868
The thing that weirds me out with the Shoretrooper is that Stormtroopers and Snowtroopers had eye shapes instead of that lazy rectangle visor.
Scout Troopers fall a bit out of line but it's generally round/goggle shaped and excuseable for the stronger motorcycler look that eyes would have ruined and the Red Guard are ok with their slit because they are the most special ones.
Shore Troopers fit better with the New Trilogy style of slit/no eyes. And I am really hostile to the Empire having too many trooper designs, especially non-black/white ones, because the thousands of helmet and color variations was always more of a clone trooper thing and they want to stamp out individualization.

I also wish the Flametroopers were the regular Stormtrooper design of the New trilogy instead of those stupid Duck troopers. The Duck troopers make it real obvious that the new trilogy are just straight rehashes instead of reimaginings.

>>86783604
that's a big triangle

>>86788304
>>86788337
So do these guys finally get toswing they're big sticks at something?

>>86783449
>the AT-M6 (All Terrain Megacaliber 6)
what the fuck kind of designation is that?

>>86788112
Disney SW is just the Old EU but worse

Starkiller Base is a worse version of Suncrusher

First Order is a worse version of Imperial remnant

Kylo Ren is a worse version of Jacen Solo

Rey is a worse version of Jaina Solo

Shit like the Yuuzhan Vong invasion is a masterpiece compared to TFA or Aftermath

>>86789588
Yes, extra fight scene was filmed with them in the reshoots because they didn't want them to end like Sheevs red guard.

>>86789604
> 6

I really didn't expect them to ruin the AT-line names with just the second addition to the family in this canon.

>>86783604
A goddamn pizza...

>>86789759
This
Jyn Erso is a shitty Jan Ors
No Katarn analog because 'muh strong womyn'

>>86789829
it makes no sense. why would you deviate from such a simple designation line? what the fuck is a megacaliber?

>>86783604

Too bad Executor is around 19,000

>>86789990
Juan Cholo isn't a Katarn analogue?

> tfw no Dark Troopers
> tfw Dark Troopers are in Rebels and also infinitely shittier because they are just random guards on a civilian freighter

>>86783604
So this is the biggest LEGO set so far...

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Post your vehicle-fu

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>>86790412

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>>86790412

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>>86790412
Thankfully YT-2400 are still canon even if Rendar isn't

>>86784798
Its good to see Stephen Merchant is doing motion capture these days

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>>86783449
>Slothwalkers are now a thing..

>>86783449
>It has a ape walk so it don't fall down no more!
Why didn't they just build a fucking tank.

>>86783684
I like Star Wars because, well it's Star Wars, but this is just fucking lazy.

I am starting to thing all these new designs exist only to sell toys.

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>'member the Vengeance from STID?

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reminder that it has an evil face when it looks to the side

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>>86783449
This looks like something you'd see in one of those knockoffs from The Asylum.

>>86791525
its a goddamn Cylon is what it is

>>86791546
Exactly what I was thinking

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>>86783449
You changed Anakin

does the First Order just not have "regular" Star Destroyers? or was Kylo Ren's ship supposed to be the standard class?

>>86791651
Ren's is the Finalizer, it's the standard destroyer. there is a third variant we haven't seen that's bigger then both of them

>>86791651
entire fleet got refited

>>86791646
WE BATTLESTAR GALACTICA NOW

>>86788337
Looks like a dollar store version of the armor from Coppola's Dracula.

>>86784798
>Like creatively bankrupt low tier b-grade straight to DVD material

No, it looks as bad or worse than the Star Wars EU. Which is really embarrassing.

>>86787750
>If you don't like what a company produces you vote with your wallet.

Good luck avoiding all Disney megacorp products.

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>>86790412

Have my ship-fu instead

>>86788337
Oh my god it looks so stupid

>>86783449
This is eh

>>86783604
This is horrendous

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>>86786254


Feels good, man, me too.

Still felt compelled to come in here and gloat about the shitty sloth thing, but even that will go away in time.

>>86783684
that intro made me want to kill myself.

>>86791651
>does the First Order just not have "regular" Star Destroyers? or was Kylo Ren's ship supposed to be the standard class?
I liked that fake Plinket reviewer's idea, that the First Order we're stuck using old ships and equipment from the Clone and Civil Wars so they were never taken seriously. But when Po Dameron gets captured and taken on board, he looks around and is shocked by how new and efficient everything is, and realizes the New Republic isn't ready for them.

>>86791753
>>86791769

OG star destroyer: 1,600 meters long
Finalizer/Resurgent-class: 2,915.81 meters
Mandator IV class: 7,669.72 meters
OG super star destroyer: 19,000 meters

Snoke's ship guaranteed to be 34,000m at minimum, probably more like 100,000m. or maybe 100k as the width if it's a "flying wing" shape instead of a wedge.

no idea how nu-TIE fighters managed to not be Millenium Falcon sized.

>>86783449

Yeah, it's an ESB rehash

>remember AT-AT
>remember speeds going to attack them?
>
>remember SSD
>remember how Vader is on it

>>86792537

Snoke is probably on this one (Mandator IV)

>>86783449
>>86783604
Youve gotta be fucking kidding me

>>86791646
Oh sweet! They've finally released pics from the new BSG movie

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>>86783604

>>86793173
HUNGRY
U
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>>86783684

Reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTqSkEbY_N8

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All of the new Star Wars designs are godawful.

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>>86783684

>"...has a more simian like gate"

guess black diversity is in full effect.

>>86793285
Totally missed that one.

Not bad anon.

>>86785583
this

>>86785126
yes we miss you George :/
Please buy make the Star Wars licence and completely retcon the rehash that was episode 7

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>>86783449
>tfw the things coming out the ass are jet engines.

>>86787613
They dont care because nerds will watch it no matter what

>>86793504
Jokes on you. I was the biggest Star Wars nerd in school back in the day. If someone had a question, I had an answer. Even to this day my friends, family, and coworkers come to me for Star Wars answers. Star Wars hasn't gotten a cent from me since the buyout.

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>>86793942
>tfw I grew up an avid scholar of Wookiepedia
>tfw I have all but left Star Wars behind and have developed a nihilistic outlook on modern pop-culture and "geek" culture.

>>86786254
I watched Force Awakens and felt like something was wrong with me when I found it mediocre and every one else was raving about it.

Still haven't seen Rogue Squadron. Just don't really have the desire to now. Star Wars isn't made for guys like me now.

>>86793285
>gate

>>86783604
>YOU LIKE ENORMOUS METAL STARSHIP PENIS?

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>>86783604
>the superlaser at the bottom

Holy fuck, this is LITERALLY the Eclipse Star Destroyer except the gun is on the underside and not on the nose.

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>>86787400
>Somehow the Prequels did it
Hi, I'm a star destroyer with race car stripes.

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>>86783449
nice

I'm guessing that big gun on the bottom will blow up planets?

>>86794738
eat a dick m8 that design is GOAT

>>86794738
But not strictly a triangle, and it makes sense because prequels show what led to the Empire. Your first glimpse of that design is the original jedi starfighter in episode 2.

By TFA the designs shouldve shifted radically while mainting a bare essence of the original, instead we get things that look like knockoffs.

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>>86783684
oh my fucking god I couldn't make it 5 seconds
why are people like this?

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>>86790412
pic related, always loved how this thing looked like an old warbird

>>86794949
Why are Star Wars fans like this now? I miss the old mid 30's fat fans.

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>>86795068
>"I love Star Wars!"
>"What's your favorite film?"
>"Episode 7."

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>>86795107
>I love Battlefront!
>Awesome, what's your favorite map?
>Jakku!

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>>86795107
>my sister thinks episode 7 is best
>better than original
>Rationalizes the lack of originality by saying that "they needed to return to something familiar to be more appealing"
>believes that the diversity is extremely important
>thinks having diversity makes a movie more interesting
She's an alright person but fucking hell is she an idiot

>>86783604

Pizza the Hut's personal starship

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>>86790412
I love the wartime aesthetic of the LAAT gunship.
Also, these cross sections are pretty good.

>>86783832
>>86784066
>being weak willed and/or purposefully watching things you know will be bad but not ha ha bad
pathetic

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>>86792036
lol its really easy if you aren't reddit as fuck

>>86795107
LOL kek stupid whore doesn't know the real Kino Star War like we do. kek

>>86795345
Spess-Hind is best Hind
>Space-Slavs : 1
>Earth-Slavs : 0

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>>86795345
>yfw it's your turn for suicide pod duty

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>>86795345
It's pretty much a space Hind without the tail.

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>>86790412
I thought it was neat that one of those showed up in Rogue One. I know people hate the sequels, but I don't think the movies should just pretend they don't exist at all. I don't need Jar Jar to make a cameo or anything like that, but small connections like returning vehicles are nice for making the movies feel like they really are in the same universe.

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>>86795345
I like the Lego version of the Wookiee version.

>>86795430
What is the in-universe explanation of how those pods don't instantly get destroyed in a firefight?

>>86795240
>>Rationalizes the lack of originality by saying that "they needed to return to something familiar to be more appealing"

That's true though. Is your sister single?

>>86783684

Is that who Red Letter Media parodies?

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>>86795345
loved the cross sections back in the day
my school library had the cross section book and it was the most checked out book and/or someone would always be reading it

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>>86795430
>>yfw it's your turn for suicide pod duty

Kandosii sa ka'rta, Vode an.

Coruscanta a'den mhi, Vode an.

Bal kote, darasuum kote,

Jorso'ran kando a tome.

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>>86795577
desu it's not that different from a door gunner, the glass probably even offers extra protection.

>>86791646
It looks like it has eyes. Like something out of Cars. Are those the pilots' helmets?

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Even at its nadir in the prequels, never in my life did I expect to associate "creatively bankrupt" with Star Wars. What the absolute fuck is happening.

>>86795687
Except that you're vulnerable from the front and back as well as the side.

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>>86783449
>>86783604
I think there's even worse.

Granted it's a Lego set, but still...

>>86785053
>Brought NOTHING to the universe

The problem is that you think the """"universe"""" is what matters. Star Wars isnt a documentary.

>>86795858
h-how does it move?

>>86795858
>posts a good design
>says its bad

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>>86795240
>before episode 7 released
>sister believes that the diversity is extremely important
>sister thinks having diversity makes a movie more interesting
>argue about it with her regularly
>she now only dates white men and withholds sex until marriage
Gotta nip that shit in the bud

>>86795795
But it also gives you a better range, and lasers aren't as accurate as bullets.

>>86795968
>shit that didn't happen

>>86795561
holy fucking shit that looks like garbage

>>86783604
>S.S._Freudian_Nightmare.jpg

>>86796006
>imblying

>>86790554
isn't the game still canon?

>>86795974
>lasers aren't as accurate than bullets

i dunno about that m8

>>86795968
I'm willing to bet actual money there's at least one black dick inside your sister right now

>>86796096
I'd take that bet

>>86795698

Can't wait to see Lightning McQueen get fucked by this beast. What a Queen.

>>86795974
>beam of coherent light is less accurate as a moving projectile
how?

>Hey guys, how do we keep our slow-as-fuck walkers from getting tripped by speeders?
>attach ball turrets to the sides?
>make the walker legs resistant to harpoon cable attachments?
>tell our walker pilots to not move when they get roped?
>Ha, good ones. Nah, let's just make them drag their front legs like fucking gorillas
Disney was a mistake

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>>86795918

>>86795918
No idea desu. Seems like those legs thingy don't have much range

>>86795967
>anorexic AT-ST with a billion legs
>good design

>>86795858
AT-AT's fighting in the snow? Anyone else remember that? I remember that.

>>86795974
Yeah, but we're talking defense here, and those turrets are extremely vulnerable.

>>86795858

HAHAHAHA

Remember when Walt made Song of the South?

>>86796216
it's a salt mine

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>>86796216
ooooo, I memba

>>86783449
AT ATS?????
I RECOGNISE THOSE HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I CLAPPED

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>>86795858
google strandbeast, its actually pretty cool

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>>86783684
I want to die

>>86795918
look up strand beasts.

>>86794107
I despise Episode 7, but I loved Rogue One. Episode 8 is shaping up to be (somehow) even worse than 7.

>>86783684
>YOU GET TO PLAY AS YODA IN A SPACESHIP!!!

WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????

>>86796294
>>86796155
Ok, I was not sure if it was that or those things were wheels like an Imperial Unicycle Tank.

>>86796327
>but I loved Rogue One
AT-STs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>86795968
prepare yourself that she will have a black brat

>>86796272
I membah!

>AT-AT with gorilla arms and ass tumors
>Super Star Destroyer with a hammerhead and double cock cannons

why

>>86796067
>>86796145
In the sense that most weapons in the SW universe shoot one laser at a time.

Seems like it would be easier to survive a blaster shot from a battle droid than a burst from an AK.

>>86796404
>RO has a bunch of new stuff along with the old stuff
>memed to death by RLM

>TFA has almost no variety in ships and most of them are just old ships
>Best movie ever guys

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>movie comes out
>gets good reviews
>makes a billion dollars
>/tv/ btfo yet again

>>86796379
Well, the Lego set has wheels, but that's just because a Lego set that actually walks would be pretty hard to make.

>>86796534
>retard fanboys go and see a movie en masse
>retard nostalgiablind critics love it
>any kind of BTFO

>>86796534
no wonder fanboys eat the shit up. Episode 7 proved it

>>86795974
>>86796067
>>86796145
>>86796497
In Battlefront 2, the ball turrets fired a continuous laser beam that actually moved at light speed. I can't remember, was that also the case in the movies?

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>>86783449
>>86783604
Kylo Ren's totally new starfighter design.

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>>86796591
>>86796577
>already this assmad months before it comes out

>>86796593
>the ball turrets fired a continuous laser beam that actually moved at light speed

Dunno about lightspeed but they do fire beams.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NCosdIk3k8

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>>86796593
>a continuous laser beam that actually moved at light speed.
>laser
>actually moved at light speed.

>>86796703
Oh yeah, that's way better than the slow-moving plasma that most blasters use.

>>86796062
Nope, got the axe along with all the other pre-Disney / EA exclusivity deal.

>>86784798
Is that Bill Knightly?

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>>86796888
Yes, as opposed to this:
>>86796901

Everyone calls them lasers, but they move slow.

>>86796440
Not likely based on statistics. Interracial couples are pretty rare and whites in particular have far lower rates of mixed couples than other races.

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>>86784798

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>>86796233
>>86795577
Anon, if your aircraft is taking fire it doesn't matter where you are, especially in Star Wars where a single shot from a hand gun can cause a building to collapse. If you hadn't noticed, if something doesn't have a shield generator on it in SW, it tends to get blown apart pretty easily.

Real life ball turrets were a thing just so you know. The chance of being shot in one wasn't higher then being shot in any other part of a bomber. This was because in real life the people attacking a bomber don't have the luxury to aim for such a relatively small target on the plane without being torn apart by its gunners. Attacks on bombers were quickly done at weird angles to limit exposure to the turret fire. The main targets being the wings and not the fuselage because the idea was to take the whole plane down not just remove a few machine guns from it. As for AA fire, they'd be just aiming at the plane in general and hope the rounds tear it apart. A single direct hit from a flak round would pretty much shred the plane anywhere it hit.

>>86796975
maybe they are just bullet tracers for the lazer.

>>86795519
This was definitely my favorite prequel ship, the only ship model I bought other then the falcon and slave 1

>>86796975
theyre never called lasers. they're blasters. they fire Tibanna gas which heats to a plasma

>>86791352

It has always been pretty obvious. They only slighlty change existing designs so neckbeards have to buy one of each again for every movie release.

>>86796645
not mad but sad how much the standards have fallen. doesn't matter how good episode 8 and 9 will be 7 will be still dog shit. And the new one will never be as good as the old trilogy. Mark my word

>>86796619
I swear they already had something like this in the old EU, like a tie interceptor whose back portion was elongated and resembled Vader's tie fighter

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>>86797414
>anti-disney /pol/ virgins forever buttblasted

I have secret. I've always hated Star Wars esthetics, but I don't tell anyone because it's now contrarian, and probably racist.

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>>86796465
That's the thing though, blasters aren't lasers. Laser is just used as a colloquialism in universe. Blaster are closer to particle accelerators than a true laser gun. They fire super-heated (Tibanna)gas (aka plasma) encased in energy fields down a magnetic barrel towards their target. There are actual laser weapons in Star Wars but those, along with firearms (slug-throwers) are vastly over shadowed by blaster technology.
That said, getting shot by a blaster bolt is like getting hit by a miniature plasma grenade. A laser only burns you so long as it is on you. But blaster bolts explode and transfer all that plasma and kinetic energy right into their targets. This is not a pleasant experience. Thankfully shock sets in pretty quickly.

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>>86797568
There is nothing wrong with having good taste.

>>86796153
That's what AT-ST's are for. Which begs the question, where the fuck did they go during the Battle of Hoth? They showed them at the start, but as soon as Rogue Squadron showed up they disappeared. Did they charge ahead? Did they get destroyed by the rebel ground forces? Did Vader execute all the pilots for failing basic Imperial doctrine?

>>86783604
>YOU LIKE DORITOS?
Yes, i like Doritos.
No, i don't want to fly off to space in one, just eat them, thank you very much.

>>86788112
>a fucking comic book
You say that as if comic book writers hadn't produced good art before and hollywood hadn't produced tons of expensive shit.

>>86796619
Did Kathleen sit on a TIE Interceptor?

>>86788337
it looks like he left his really long boot droop on the ground

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>>86783449
>>86783604
>mfw Disney was supposed to bring balance to the franchise, not leave it in darkness

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>>86783449
>>86783604
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>86783684
Very cool...

>>86797568
Pleb. The SW series had one of the best designers in the history of everything. I don't really know if George had an eye for it or had any say in it but he really surrounded himself with the most talented people in the world. This i the only reason SW has any (albeit weak) reason to call itself art.

>>86797739
SW has a timeless aesthetic. This looks exactly like boring 70's scifi.

Imagine if this was made by Lucas

Normalfags would hate it but instead they love it

>>86798541
>timeless
>everyone except the bad guys have a broken pile of shit.
yeah great.

>>86794619
There's one on the nose too

>>86794619

The two guns are supposedly a plot point; I guess they bombard a resistance base with them at the beginning of the film.

>>86798544

I like the ship. It works as a bombardment ship.

The AT-AT gorilla is silly to me, though.

>>86798581
>American Civil war
>Nazi/France invasion
>Every revolution in the history of mankind
>Conquistadores/Indians
Are you retarded m8? To appreciate scifi you have to look to the real world.

>>86787637
What do you think boycotting means

>>86787502
OH BOY A GIGANTIC SUPER WEAPON SURELY IT WILL SURVIVE AND BE AN ACTUAL THREAT

>>86798745
Shouldn't you be asking some ewoks for help with your post dude?

>>86798745
Bad guys and good guys a bit mixed up there

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>>86792090

I'm ok with the Tostito Cruiser, but that AT-AT is retarded. Guarantee they can run and climb mountains or some shit in the movie.

>>86798809

If it's used to wreck shit, then I'll forgive them.

>>86787400
The whole focus of the new movies is to not try anything new so they don't piss off the autistic true fans.

>>86797515
Episode 1 got the same praise than people realized its shit

>>86798994

We autistic true fans hold TPM as the greatest movie of all time.

And it had flying donuts.

>>86793285
>gate

If you're going to express your superiority in a post, is it so hard to double check it for fuck ups like this?

>>86795107
Nothing wrong with that if you're under 18.

>>86798998
http://web.archive.org/web/20000305191203/http://www.leisuresuit.net/Webzine/articles/starwars_rev.shtml

No, people realized pretty early on that Phantom Menace sucked, and Phantom Menace has fundamental flaws as a fucking film. It's fundamentally broken as a medium of storytelling

The only valid complaint against TFA is that it's derivative of the original film, the rest of the complaints are just wookiepedia autism like force power levels not matching headcanons, the First Order's financial ability to build Starkiller Base and the political situation of the galaxy not being explained enough, none of which is actual criticism

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>>86783449
It looks so generic and un Star Wars. It's a Mass Effect reject, or some other generic sci-fi video game. Star Wars designs used to have some kind of elegance to them that made them visually appealing even when stripped of greebles. These have no thought whatsoever. There's nothing functional under the greebles.

>>86783604
4.78 miles? "Big?" "Really big?" Fucking pathetic. Executor was about 12 miles long.

>>86795240
HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO

>>86799113
>The only valid complaint against TFA is that it's derivative of the original film
Mouse shill

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>>86783449
I actually know what they're trying to do. Lucas explicitly stated that he based the AT-At's in ESB on Indricotheres. Now the design team os hoping to model his approach by basing this thing on another Cenozoic megafauna, the Giant Ground Sloth

>>86799168
Mary Sue's a valid complaint. TFA doesn't follow te franchise's own rules.

The A-Wing and Y-wing are still my favorites everything else they try just feels awful

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>>86783684
Holy fucking shit, Star Wars is fucking dead.

>>86799205
It doesn't follow prequel midichlorian rules, but TFA is back to the real spirit of the Force of the original trilogy in that its governed by conviction and belief

that, and most people don't fucking understand Kylo Ren as a character and keep equating to "hurr durr what if Luke beat Vader in ANH!!!" when literally the entire point of the character is that he ISN'T Vader and he's still young and inexperienced and is meant to grow alongside Rey

>>86799113
I still remember my parents ripping TPM apart on the ride back from the theater, for pretty much the same reasons Plinkett did: The characters sucked, and there was nothing to care about.
I disagreed at the time because I was 9, but yeah, plenty of people were criticizing the movie before RLM, especially old nerds in the fanbase, even iif the more autistic ones clung onto the lame clone wars bullshit that George spawned.

>>86799311

TPM is truly great as the beginning on an epic space opera.

It showed us the universe, what state it's in and the problems that are plaguing, and the beginnings of Obi-Wan and Anakin, and their enemies starting to reveal themselves.

The story is great. Execution...could have been better.

>>86785126
>>86788523

There's a lot you can say about him, but at least he tried to make each movie have something original and new about it, for it all to expand the universe.

>>86799300
>the Force of the original trilogy in that its governed by conviction and belief
You're not wrong, but they were lazy to the point that there's zero tension or real growth in the movie.

>>86799300
>he ISN'T Vader and he's still young and inexperienced
I get that. It makes him too sympathetic though. There's no clear enemy. Snoke is a piece of shit.

>>86788868
The design is good but not for Star Wars. Next to a regular Storm Trooper they look like something out of Halo

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>>86783684
>new order dreadnought in 7km long and has 24 point defense cannons
>executor is 19km long and has over 5000 turbolasers, heavy turbolasers, point defense cannons, and ion cannons, and was a real model

new order btfo

>>86799635
The First Order clearly hasn't got the manpower to crew a ship that large, everyone worked on Starkiller and most likely died there.

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>>86783449
Why the fuck are the cylons working with the first order?

>>86799790
cylons never made retarded shit like 200 foot tall giant robots

>>86799419
There were maybe some good ideas in there, but they were completely suppressed.

>>86794103
Same desu

I hated the Vong, when they killed off Anakin Solo, and Jacen going Vader 2.0.

But holy fuck all that was so much better than the shit we've got from Disney. The only redeeming bits of Rogue One was the space fight and Vietnam aesthetic.

>>86796619
>scaled y-axis 70%.jpg

>>86799635
this is actually a relief, I thought it was going to be bigger than the executor

>>86799925
>I hated the Vong, (...) But holy fuck all that was so much better than the shit we've got from Disney.
Don't push it. Their erasure from canon is one of the few good things to come from this.

>>86794103
Literally me.

>>86791101
if the leaks are true there's two kinds of slothwalkers

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>>86799181
>>86783449
>knuckle walking
>sloth
meet chalicotherium

>>86794868
My Nigga

>>86800119
Vong were pretty good idea desu, but they came as a "we cant think of anything else to throw at the new jedi order and new republic so have anti-force guys" and then to prove they meant business the writers killed off chewbacca

>>86800119

everything about the vong invasion was great, except for the actual vong

i loved the remnant and republic being forced to kinda work together, i loved all these old dreadnoughts getting pulled out of retirement to fight their last battles, the old executor classes being sacrificed to protect planets, it seemed like it held some real stakes and there was some desperation

but the vong themselves were horrible edgelords, the arc would've been markedly better even if they were just fighting faceless robots or space bugs

>>86800248
I think the Vong are very interesting, they just belong in 40k instead of Star Wars. I don't blame people for hating what feels like a weird crossover.

>>86800119

Honestly they weren't a bad idea. The series started off well, too. Chewie dying was supposed to represent the older NJO dying off. Horn, Hamner, that Mon Calamari, etc. Anakin was supposed to succeed Luke with the new members.

Except everyone chimped out so hard over Chewie dying that they protected the OT characters, killed off Anakin, etc etc.

The Vong also appeared immediately post-9/11 so became a ham fisted metaphor about how religious extremists are bad.

I mean, I enjoyed the New Republic getting their shit pushed in. The Jedi struggling to protect people while the New Republic fucked about bickering about shit. Older commanders like Wedge and Garm saying "fuck you" and doing what had to be done. The space battle during the Fall of Coruscant was one of my favorite in the EU.

If there's anything that the NJO series did well, it's showing the panic, hopelessness, and sheer SHTF after the Vong show up.

>>86800248
>>86800361
The Vong are fine, you just have to look at it from the perspective of the 90s when an alien invasion was something new and good to Star Wars. Now? Shit would be boring as fuck because everyone is doing alien invasions. I liked the Vong WHEN they were happening but if they decided to rehash them now, it'd just be Star Wars Mass Effect.

>>86800563
>The Vong also appeared immediately post-9/11 so became a ham fisted metaphor about how religious extremists are bad.
No. The NJO/Vong Invasion started in 1999, a full two years before 9/11.

>>86800248
>the old executor classes being sacrificed to protect planets
Fucking Enemy Lines duology were the best books in the series, with Star by Star right behind them.

>ywn desperately hold off the Vong in your X-Wing to cover evac ships while Lusankya bombards the surface

The Yuuzhan Vong were some of the best stuff in the EU. Super fucking cool and interesting. Made for a very fresh and dangerous threat that made Star Wars quite scary and unpredictable.

>>86800665
Everything after Balance Point (book 5 I think)I was written and published post 9/11. It's also after that the Vong went full fucking EXTERMINATE INFIDELS.

I can't remember the Vong using up to Balance Point, whereas they used it tons afterwards.

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Why do stormtroopers wear cool looking armor if it offers 0 protection from lasers?

>>86801152
It supposedly only knocks most of them out instead of killing them.

>>86801152
Allegedly bullets are completely useless against it.

>>86795107
>"y-you too"

>>86783449

Can someone explain to me without meaning what is the justification of the design? how does it helps them not falling?

>>86795345
>IT AIN'T SHEEV

>>86790412

>have the technology to hover
>cope with difficult terrain

slick franchise you got there

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I like this AT-AT.
i dont know why all these sw-fags so fucking mad.
looks cool to me. not a stupid dog but a fucking robot gorilla

>>86801258
Nobody uses bullets. Even destitute street thugs have blasters. It being knife-proof would still be sort of useful though.

>>86801823
>Nobody uses bullets.
Guerillas and primitives like Tusken Raiders do.

>>86801823
OH SHIT, AND AS I POSTED THIS, I REMEMBERED FUCKING EWOKS COULD BEAT THEM WITH ROCKS AND STICKS

>>86795858
>TARS, set design functionality to 0%

Anyone else think that star wars is making a mistake only ever making films about the empire and rebels and stormtroopers and jedi over and over again. They have the entire universe to explore and that's all that's ever gonna happen, such a waste.

>>86783449
I seriously thought one of you fucks made this up.

>>86783449
>>86783604
wtf this looks like shit

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>>86783604
>>86783684
>It's newer
>It's bigger
>Its better

This is official Lucasfilm press

>>86786254
>ignorance will surely make this go away
Your life in a nutshell

>>86783449
A SLOTH lord?

>>86786661
Underrated post

>>86784066
The people not getting the parody that is this post are fucking pathetic. This board is dead.

>>86788304
>>86788337
I'll allow it.

>>86790554
That was some fucking nice design. And the game was _fun

>>86802940
>I seriously thought one of you fucks made this up.

HOL UP

This isn't a joke and not from a game?

>>86783684

REEEEEEEEE what the fuck is this shit?

>>86783449
>>86783604
What the hell did Disney do to LucasFilm people? Even at their worst, the prequels had great designs and great music.

>>86803277
They are so terrified of deviating from the original movies that they are incapable of doing anything new except diversity bullshit.

>>86783684

>All Terrain Megacaliber Six
>Way bigger than a standard AT-AT

>>86783604

>It's an uglier Star Destroyer
>but BIGGER
>and BENIS cannon

kaksoispiste dee dee

Fuck off /tv/ the new designs are bigger, isn't that good enough?

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>>86783684
>tfw RLM's parody was spot-on

>>86803004
>Extrapolating this from the fact someone isn't interested in watching the shitty space opera that you like

Bit insecure there buddy.

>>86803466
>Bit insecure
Nice projection there, clown

>>86803747
How is this post >>86803004 not projection?

>>86803770
For starters? Your reaction to it indicates that it hit a nerve or two.

>>86803825
How do you know I'm this guy? >>86803466
Also, that was projection?

>>86803846
>How do you know I'm this guy?
The numbers of posters ITT didn't change.
>Also, that was projection?
Yes, likely

>>86803903
>The numbers of posters ITT didn't change.
This is a big thread. I could have already posted before him.

>>86803926
>This is a big thread.
It maybe is for you, I've seen bigger.
>I could have already posted before him.
Well you didn't, did you

>>86803980
>Well you didn't, did you
How do you know?

>>86803997
You sound Russian. Are you Russian?

>>86804036
You're going to run with that assumption regardless of what I say.