>a "man" gets arrested >starts sobbing

>fbi get involved
>it's mulder and scully

Best TV show ever.

>I DINDU NUFFIN

>Why am I being arrested??
>you're smoking pot in the street
>..its Mardi Gras

those were the best episodes

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>some cletus-looking motherfucker in a truck gets pulled over and arrested for soliciting prostitution
>the cops find out the prostitute is actually a mexican tranny
>mfw

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I'LL GET YOU BITCH

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post yfw you can break these cuffs

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>cop tries to be a comedian for the camera
>isn't even remotely funny

WATCHU GON WATCHU GON WATCHU GONNADOO

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who was in the wrong here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyRgADLXQoE

>>86781841
>drugs &/or gun in a guys pocket
>"ain't mine, dunno how it got there"

>calls his mom over

>>86781930
Real talk, those cops could be arresting the roving packs of NOLA niggers groping women in public against their consent but instead choose to arrest some pot smoking white guy because it's easy money. Fuck lazy cops who don't do the real job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iFPglchCkQ

>>86781889
>Turns out he has a dozen priors and active warrants.
I WAS SHOCKED

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>>86781995
Did he ever get her?
>>86782169
>MFW

>>86781930
>you can't pull your dick out at Mardi Gras.
>oh.... I didn't know.
>yeah.
>sorry.