Give me your best Joss Whedon Name Gag

Joss Whedon

>>86781613
What's with all the sjw posting lately?

>Joss "Hold My Beer Dan Schneider" Whedon

Gross Whedon

Joss "Have A Seat On This Couch If You Want Me To Vouch" Whedon

>>86781548
Josh give me the sucky if you want to play buffy whedon

Joss "Virginity lost to the boss" Whedon
Joss "Clean this rod and call me God" Whedon
Joss "Give me muffy to be on Buffy" Whedon

Joss "Polish my knob if you want a job" Whedon

>>86781548
>Joss "The Hammer is my Penis" Whedon

Looking back at Dr. Horrible in a whole new light now

>>86781548
Joss "Work the Balls and I'll Give You a Call* Whedon.

Joss "If You Want to be Cast Put, That Dick Up My Ass" Whedon

No wait

Joss "Give me your virginity to be in Serenity" Whedon

Joss "while faith's smashing misogyny, Elizas on her knees" whedon

>Joss "the pussy slayer" whedon
>Joss "if you a hoe I'll put you in my show" whedon
>Joss "serenity is cheating on my wife" whedon
>Joss "Sings-Along While he pulls on your thong" Whedon
>Joss "AHH SARKISIAN HELP ME!" Whedon
>Joss "Cancel my marriage like you cancel my shows" Whedon
>Joss "its not rape if you're their boss" whedon
>Joss "feminism was a mistake" whedon

Joss "Sneed's Feed n' Seed" Whedon

>>86782227
>Joss "AHH SARKISIAN HELP ME!" Whedon
A bold synthesis.

>>86782246
I think that Chuck's shop was more to Whedon's liking.

>>86782170
Fucking kek

Joss "You Didn't See That Coming" Whedon

Joss "I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I score" Whedon

Joss "if you want to be in Firefly I'm gonna make you cry" Whedon

>Joss "if you want a speaking part, you better spread those legs apart" Whedon

>>86781548
Joss "I have lots of money because I'm talented honey" Whedon

Joss "The studios want me because I'm incredibly talented, you see?"

>>86782453
a bit wordy but good job

Joss "if you wanna be on TV, you gotta let me watch you pee" Whedon

Joss "Swallow my jizz to break into showbiz" Whedon

>>86781548
Joss "Dan 'get in the van' Schneider" Whedon

Joss "work the shaft and the lead role you'll snatch" Whedon

Joss "suck my balls at casting calls" Whedon

Joss "get down and blow for a part on my show" Whedon

Joss "never hestitate to put a nigga on his back" whedon

>Joss "Well done R Kelly with the harem,well done HOWEVER" Whedon

>>86781548
Joss "Take off your blouse, appear in Dollhouse" Whedon
Joss "You can be an Avenger if you just surrender" Whedon
Joss "If you want to be Buffy your puss I must stuffy" Whedon

Joss " director cum you will feed on" Whedon

>>86781548
>Joss "sit on my pole if you want a good role" Whedon

>>86782728
good post

did joss whedon get accused of sexual harassment or something?

>>86782833
Full blown rapist

Joss "lasts longer than Firefly" Whedon

>>86782833
His ex wife called him a hypocrite in the press for calling himself a feminist . He allegedly slept with a bunch of his actresses behind her back.

File: Screenshot 2017-08-23 at 21.44.11.png (41KB, 618x146px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 618x146px

>>86781548
Joss "Show me your neck" Whedon

Joss "pumping sluts full of jizzm while hiding behind feminism" Whedon

>>86782907
this is hilarious, its always the biggest SJW cucks who turn out to be sleazeballs

>>86782936
jeje wewmao

>>86782493
well it is Whedon so why use 5 words when you can use 45 and think you are making yourself look smarter

Joss take it in the rear to boost your career Whedon.

>>86781548
Senstaive Joss Whedon


S J W
J
W

>>86782936

FUCKING KEK

BEST ONE SO FAR

Joss 'Not a slouch on the couch' Whedon

Joss 'Something inside of you is on the rise' Whedon

File: 15frbd0.jpg (7KB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 320x240px

Joss "if you want to get rich, get on the couch bitch" Whedon

Joss" slob that knob to get the job" Whedon

>>86782907
She called him a hypocrite because he blamed the patriarchy for making him cheat on his wife.

Joss "big boss hoss" Whedon.

Joss "I don't care if you can act as long as you let me cum on your back" Whedon

Joss "no pain no cocaine" whedon

>>86781548
Joss "I'll put you in Buffy if you give me that muffy" Whedon

Joss "wanna get rich, you're now my bitch" Whedon

Joss "show me that anus if you want to be famous" Whedon

>>86781548
Joss "I only wrote Dawn because I had the horn" Whedon

File: MV5BMTg5MzQ0MDA4MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzUwOTk4OQ@@._V1_UY317_CR12,0,214,317_AL_.jpg (16KB, 214x317px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 214x317px

This fucking guy

>it'z only smellz
>plsss, make me nasty…make me nasty, I luvva nasty, cmon…Ima nasty boy
>plis dun crie
>u test ur ass?
>ooo yeah, vy do u make my deek so hard?
>u r so fuckin pretty to me ahhh…beautiful…beautiful to me ahhh
>don’t take off now because I enjoy too much!
>it’s naht bloody, but it’s a little broken…
>u like when Joss phuck u, velly strung?
>u take all the way inside bitch…
>vat is going on…with u…ahhh so much make me cum…
>imagine ur father if he see dis episod
>this is really incredible nasty…
>you shud not hiv told me ur father wash buffi
>ooo, wrung hole...nicce

based Joss "the raping albatross" Whedon. He is a fucking legend!

Joss "I won't sign your contract until you perform a sex act" Whedon

Joss "Rape and Pedo Boss" Whedon

Joss "got Glau to drop trow" Whedon

Joss "I made season six to fuck more teen chicks" Whedon

Joss "I gotta have Faith" Whedon

File: 1490558074240.jpg (198KB, 620x827px) Image search: [Google]

198KB, 620x827px

>>86783442

Joss "Suck on this pee-pee if you want on TV" Whedon

Joss "if you want your own spinoff, you better take those panties off" Whedon

>>86783442

Bravo

Joss "Packing Dushku's Poo" Whedon

>>86782953
When I was in HS the gay boys got to act the most publically sexual without getting accused of being perverts
Because you know, they're gay so its okay

Joss "I didn't fuck Felicia, even I have standards" Whedon

File: unexpected dubs (2).webm (1MB, 959x720px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 959x720px

>>86783666
>>86783666
Joss "I had Dukshu now Imma Fuck you" Whedon

File: patriarchy-650x391.jpg (51KB, 650x391px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 650x391px

>2017
>being a male feminist

File: kai-1.jpg (67KB, 618x412px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 618x412px

Joss "Stuffy Buffy" Whedon
Joss "Make me drip I'll make you quip" Whedon
Joss "Boss" Whedon
Joss "More decadent than Sweden" Whedon
Joss "Only hoes on my shows" Whedon
Joss "Is the part worth the cost?" Whendon

>>86782566
Despite your rearranging the words into an unnatural order, 'snatch' does not rhyme with 'shaft'

>>86783865
Joss "work my pole you'll get the role" Whedon

Joss "Fucks Kids" Whedon

Joss "Supports Women's Right To Be Fucked All Night" Whedon

>>86782953
The time of this post was the exact time the word "cuck" lost all remaining semblance of meaning. When you can use it to describe someone so far from being a cuck that he cheats on his wife with some of the hottest women in showbiz. You've just deprived it of any purpose and weight. 4chan is free to wordfilter it now.

Joss "I'll fuck your shitter whilst complaining on Twitter" Whedon.

>>86784019
Woah thanks Word police

>>86783442
Epic

>>86781548
Curious, not a rapid fan or regular on the board, but is he known for actually doing this himself?
I did enjoy Buffy season 1, the first Avengers, & Firefly.

Joss "swallow my sauce because I'm your boss" Whedon

>>86781548
literally who and what did he do?

>>86783721
bale is so based

>>86783084
So, he is a feminist? Can't get much more feminist than blaming the patriarchy for your own actions.

>>86781548
>Joss "Puffy Vulva Slayer" Whedon

>>86781710
tpbp

Sounds like a sociopath to me, because of how he played his feminist card. He knows how hypocritical it is to be one, & so he says he is one for irony "no call backs". lol Still a douche, though.

>>86784227

If you read the excerpts from the letter he sent his wife, it's very reminiscent of that white male scum Whedon comic.

his reason is literally he knew what he was dong was wrong and against his ideals, but he's a male pig, what can he do?

He's a fucking meme come to life.

>>86781548
Joss "You Have To Eat All The Eggs" Whedon

>>86782202
No that's right. They also call him Joss "begging for a pegging" Whedon

>>86784227
To be fair, the patriarchy doesbear a lot of the blame here. It's common knowledge that actors offer sexual favors to Hollywood producers in order to land roles. If all the rumors through 40 years are anything close to being true, it's downright expected. The producer can demand it, but that gives the actor an upper hand. Don't know how they'll react

So these bombshells walk in, and start unzipping his pants... should he squirm? Should he push her away? Maybe he does. Let's say he does. Push her away. She starts crying. "Oh, I'm so embarrassed". Don't want that. "But I really wanted the role", they'll say. And the director, he's just a man. If he doesn't like them sucking his dick, he sure don't like them to cry. So he lets her in. Lets her suck his dick, still crying.

Just a regular day in Hollywood casting

>>86781548
>Joss "Suck My Cock For A Role In This Schlock" Whedon

Joss "getting offended and stuff just for the muff" Whedon

Joss "Buffy the Virgin Slayer" Whedon
Joss "Feminism after I Jism" Whedon
Joss "Filling the Wage Gap" Whedon

>>86781548
Joss "I wrote this line for anyone to say. Why should you get it" Whedon
Joss "Don't be a slouch, onto the casting couch"
Joss "What happens in Budapest stays in Budapest" Whedon
Joss "I'll quit twitter and if 'cast' the babysitter" Whedon

Joss "I support your strife cus I cheat on my wife"
Joss "all men are dicks because I fuck actress chicks"

File: angelpuppet.jpg (13KB, 704x418px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 704x418px

>>86783563

Just what the fuck are you implying, anon?

>>86784734
Whedon*

>joss "to get ahead, give me some head" whedon

>>86781548
Joss "Eliza Dushku? I'm gonna fist you" Whedon
Joss "Sarah Michelle Gellar is locked in my cellar" Whedon
Joss "down with gender roles as long as I can fill your holes" Whedon
Joss "I'll let you be Batgirl if you let me smash dat ass girl" Whedon
Joss "want to join my cast? Suck on my fat pink mast" Whedon
Joss "the road of progress is long but not as long as my schlong" Whedon
Joss "Trump is a tyrant now come sit on my fire hydrant" Whedon
Joss "straight white male? Your girlfriend I will impale" Whedon
Joss "the U.K. might have chosen Brexit but from your vagina I will never exit" Whedon
Joss "it was her turn but at least I have the most sex mods in all of Nirn" Whedon

Joss "my life's in the shitter cus I use too much Twitter" Whedon

Joss "i'm the boss, suck my cock" whedon

Joss "I fight for our rights so I can get in your tights" Whedon
Joss "I'll get you on TV if you suck on my PP" Whedon
Joss "Sarah Michelle Gellar was a yeller" Whedon

Joss "I love all women (except my wife)" Whedon

Joss "on my rim you be feeding or your role won't be leading" Whedon

Joss "my dick you'll be eatin" Whedon

Joss "No One Will Ever Believe You" Whedon

Joss "work my rod, get the role" whedon

>>86781548

Joss "spread the seed on a woman in need" Whedon

Joss "want the lead, spread your knees" whedon

Joss "Dan Schneider" Whedon

>Joss "pretends to read Beauvoir to molest in the boudoir" Whedon
>Joss "forget about bell hooks I cast only for good looks" Whedon
>Joss "fuck that bitch Dworkin, get on my dick and start twerkin" Whedon

File: jazza.gif (488KB, 149x118px) Image search: [Google]

488KB, 149x118px

>>86781710

>>86784634
That last one is brilliant

>>86785886
"Want the lead, take my seed" works better

Joss "Alyson Hannigan made me feel like a man again" Whedon
Joss "come to the reading stay for the breeding" Whedon

Joss "that's my secret I'm always horny" Whedon

File: 1503330364635.jpg (83KB, 640x454px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 640x454px

>>86781548
Joss "One Man Virgin Armaggedon" Whedon

Joss Penis

>>86786118
>Joss "come to the reading stay for the breeding" Whedon

>those fucking weird Shakespeare nights at his house stories

I would literally not accept a drink from this man and I'm not even a woman.

Joss 'if it passes the Bechdel test she lets me cum on her chest' Whedon

File: 1495451830880.png (175KB, 365x353px) Image search: [Google]

175KB, 365x353px

>>86782731
>Joss "If you want to be Buffy your puss I must stuffy" Whedon

The Man Who Cucked /tv/

File: hqdefault.jpg (38KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 480x360px

i wonder if he slept with Giles too

>>86781548
Joss "my dick does the casting" whedon
Joss "if you suck my cock you've got the part" whedon
Joss "shhh or my wife will hear" whedon
Joss "I only pick girls as leads cuz they know how to plead" whedon

>>86786334
When the hell was Anthony head Frank n Furter?

>>86786383

Probably a stage show.

>>86785547
>>86786281


nice

Joss "want the role, make me cum" whedon

File: Sarah-buffy-sarah-michelle-gellar-618231_1024_768-thumb-550x412-91936.jpg (28KB, 550x412px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 550x412px

>>86781548
the problem is that Whedon doesn't rhyme with anything

he can't really compete with

Dan "The Defiler" Schneider


Dan “Rough Ryder” Schneider
Dan “The Collector” Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan 'Chunky Diddler' Schneider
Daily Dan "The Man" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan “She’s a Fighter” Schneider
Dan 'Blobby Molester' Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan "Cunny Hoarder" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan "put it in her clam" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
"Please Mister, Slower" Schneider
Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider

Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Daily Dan "Child Ram'n" Schneider
Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan “The Hymen Collider” Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider

Dan "The Pussy Annihilator" Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
Dan "I like 'em Small And Tan" Schneider
Dan "That Ass Could Be Redder" Schneider
Dan "But I Poop From There, Mister" Schneider
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider
Dan "We Got Ourselves A Screamer" Schneider
Best Man Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan (to rape)" Schneider
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider
Dan "The one that put Arie in the pussy Grinder" Schneider
Dan "catch me if you can" "drug her then bind her" Schneider
Dan “If You Have A Daughter You Better Hide Her” Schneider
Dan "Eight Years Old and He's Already Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "Gonna Need A Drip Pan For That Pussy Cider" Schneider

Joss "Wanna be in Buffy? Better sucky sucky" Whedon
Joss "Goes to the whorehouse, finds cast for Dollhouse" Whedon
Joss "You can't take the sky from me, but I'll take your virginity" Whedon

>Joss "you can't be an actress without using my mattress" Whedon
>Joss "if you want the gig, make it big" Whedon
>Joss "break the glass ceiling and I'll have your ass reeling" Whedon

Joss "the male feminist cumming in your ass" Whedon

>>86786635
Joss "I cast Summer Glau, don't tell my wife how" Whedon

File: SMG---Joss-Whedon-sarah-michelle-gellar-679145_285_452.jpg (96KB, 285x452px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 285x452px

Joss "Cum once for virginity, twice for Serenity" Whedon

Joss "Anita Sarkeesian is on her knees again" Whedon
Joss "I'll pound you like an Avenger until you turn tender" Whedon
Joss "I'll hate on Trump then give your daughter a hump" Whedon

File: 1486892935695.jpg (170KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

170KB, 1080x1080px

>>86781548
Joss "prime cunny too yummy" Whedon

Joss "show me that pie if you want Firefly" Whedon

Joss "you better fire her before I cum inside her" Whedon

>>86787059
hire

Joss "gimme ur pussy, buffy" Whedon

Joss "Spread'em or" Whedon

Joss <hedumb

Joss "The Vampire's slayer's pussy slayer" Whedon

Joss "Slurp my knob and you've got the job" Whedon
Joss "Gargle my ginger balls and my caster will return your calls" Whedon

Joss "Lap up my ball sweat if you want to work on the set" Whedon
Joss "You can work on the lighting if our genitals are uniting" Whedon

Joss Whedonism
"Loss of Innocence" Whedon
Joss "Infidelity on the set of Serenity" Whedon

File: 409658a13282817b9f8eeedc80b47772.jpg (185KB, 1100x732px) Image search: [Google]

185KB, 1100x732px

Joss "wanna get the job? welcome to Sodom" Whedon

>>86787335
Most subtle

>>86781548
Joss "Women rule, now suck my tool" Whedon.

>>86781548
>Giving sexploitation nicknames to king chuck the shitty sjw
TV proving its still top worst boards

Joss " The feminist ally cumming in your brown-eye" Whedon

File: IMG_8228.jpg (73KB, 500x495px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 500x495px

>>86786118
>Joss "Alyson Hannigan made me feel like a man again" Whedon

File: Screenshot_20170824-093945.png (363KB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

363KB, 1440x2560px

>>86781548

Tip/Quip is the most accurate.

Also did you see yet ANOTHER "professional film nerd"/journalist from that whole Nu-Male/Feminist Ally clique got outed as a serial molester/sleaze?

Isn't that funny.

>>86781548
Joss "I wrote X-Men, now tast my Semen" Whedon.

>>86781548
Joss "Anal That Albanian Whore" Whedon

>>86788832
>king Chuck
Formerly Sneed