>DUDE FUCK CHRISTIANITY LMAO

>>86779480
Can't even see what the fuck I'm looking at.

>>86779570
a depiction of Jesus Christ fucking some random whore

>>86779480
Why do people find choke fucking cool

>>86779593
He wasn't fucking her he inserted his surgery tools to seal the wound that was kept GAPING open from a failed abortion

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>>86779570
Jesus railing some chick and putting his finger in her butthole so she can give birth to a child who the Illuminati then kidnap (after murdering her) and then inbreed the child's line for 2,000 years to make a retarded Messiah who pisses on people

>>86779631
Huh, your mom showed me her wound last night. I sealed with my dick

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>>86779593
>>86779635
>We're so edgy and controversial, please respond.

>>86779480
>>86779635
Well in the comics though it's Herr Starr who finds the heirs of Jesus Christ and he is repulsed by them since they are all inbred and shit. Thought the reveal was pretty badass, how jesse couldn't see his face with the light.

>>86779727
I can't believe the herr starr ep took that big of a bit. Fucking plebs

aren't Christians obligated to kill blasphemers?

>>86779993
Considering it's from Leviticus, so are Jews

>>86779993
it would be such a tragedy if some Christians were to wage a holy war against the degenerates in Hollywood :^)

>>86779727
Turn the other cheek or something you dumbass christian.

>>86780087
>>86780042
>>86779993
Leviticus 24:14-16

>Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
>And thou shalt speak unto the children of Israel, saying, Whosoever curseth his God shall bear his sin.
>And he that blasphemeth the name of the Lord, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.

The duty of executing blasphemers falls upon other members of the blasphemer's own nation, so if anyone is supposed to be stoning Hollywood degenerates it should be their fellow Jews. But in spite of being God's Chosen People, a lot of Jews seem to hate Him with a passion.

>>86780144
More like turn the other channel ;)

>>86779993
the bible says a lot of shit, some of it is meant to be interpreted literally, while much of is simply parable or metaphor. It falls to a reasonable mentally sane adult to discern which is which. As a decent, god fearing individual would. This is in contrast to radical muslims who read a passage in the kuran and steal a truck and fucking plow over a dozen people.

>>86780287
>the bible says a lot of shit, some of it is meant to be interpreted literally, while much of is simply parable or metaphor
That's convenient

>>86780237
>More like turn the other channel ;)

you...I like you

>>86780287
>I just take what I want and leave the rest and feel morally superior to everyone else

lmao, religion is a joke

>>86780315
It helps that everyone knows that the Bible was collated and edited by the First Council of Nicaea, and many of the men who decided canon were unbelievable assholes. Emperor Constantine himself murdered his own wife and son and didn't get baptized until his deathbed believing that was a shortcut to salvation where he could kill as many people as he wanted in the meantime, but also important matters like the nature of Trinity were decided by what was essentially a bitch fit and popularity contest between Bishop Alexander and Presbyter Arius

Whereas the complete text of the Quran was allegedly thrust directly from the arms of an Angel into the hands of Mohammed

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>>86780316
>you...I like you

>>86780042
>>86780237
Why would Jews care? They already consider Jesus a blasphemer. In fact, they had him crucified for calling himself God.

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I was just glad they actually did it.

I assumed after the wimpy way AMC handled The Walking Dead that this show would pull all punches and never get around to retard jesus. Plus this episode had lots more Herr Starr and his response to Humperdido was absolutely brilliant.

>>86780574
Because Preacher also blasphemes pretty fucking heavily against YHWH Himself, from Him abandoning humanity in a fit of cowardice to Him being murdered by a cowboy

>>86779480
Why are Christcucks so fragile?

>>86780754
There is zero controversy over this shit because for there to be controversy someone has to care and no one does, this show is DOA

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>from Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg

>>86780754
Why do people project their own failings and unhappiness on a group of other people whose creed boils down to "Don't be an asshole and be nice to others" ?

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>>86780681
>YHWH
>still worshipping the Demiurge

>>86780488
The Council of Nicaea had nothing to do with Biblical canon you uneducated plebeian fuck, that's a historical myth on the level of "Columbus proved the earth is round".

>>86781164
>"Don't be an asshole and be nice to others"
Jesus was just joking about that though. What he really meant was hate queers and people who don't look like you.

>>86781349
I should have said "ecumenical councils" in general

It's not like it wasn't all decided by the exact same group of assholes throughout the 4th century anyway

>>86781385
Jesus doesn't like homosexuality but he hates no one. I feel the same way. Gay shit is just another deviant sexual fetish, nothing special to get upset about. No idea why a lot of Christians focus on that so much, should just say buggery or sexual deviancy instead of focusing solely on gay dudes. I think fags are leagues above cuckold fetishists for example.

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>>86779993
It takes a special kind of cunt to disbelieve that God exists but still claim to know what God wants

>>86779480
>Jews produced something that yet again tarnishes the image of their most hated man for the past 2000 years
Color me surprised?
Anyway I can't see shit.

>>86779593
mary magdalene?

>>86779593
Haha just like my wife

>>86779593
And then Saint Jude caves her fucking head in after she gives birth

Also was the old lady with them supposed to be the Virgin Mary?

One of the best episodes so far.

why is 4chan now pretending to be christian? this place used to be atheist as fuck before 2014

>>86781955
We grew up. Try it.

>>86781955
/tv/ has been a christian board since 2011 thanks to the tree of life

>>86781982
Dork.

>>86781955
most christ fags are just pretending to rile people up or are just braindead contrarians

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>>86781955
2014 was when /ourgirl/ was created

>>86781620
good goy

>>86782044
Wtf I'm an atheist now!

>>86782047
*tips*
*scratches mole under neckbeard*

>>86782353
Nah, he's on to something. Homosexuality is a sin, a sin in the same league as adultery or fornication but people seem to love those nowadays

What's the percentage of people who enter marriage as virgins? 2%? That's a lot of hellfire because you can't really argue those folks are better than sodomites.

>>86782381
You're fucking welcome. *tips trilby*

>>86782078
wasn't she created by some literal cuck from malaysia?

>>86779993
No, the New Testament (aka the covenant between Jesus and his disciples) is the only part of the Bible Christians are obligated to follow

>>86780957
Hmmm
consider my almonds activated, anon

anti-christian propaganda is going to blow up in these peoples faces.

>>86783695
why?

>30-something carpenter in first-century Galilee
>virgin

Yeah, okay.

>>86780488
This is really misleading;if anything the council of nicea was called so that everyone in the Christian world could hang up on Arius and call him a moron. It was no contest, Arius was never popular and everyone thought he was wrong

>>86783695
>blow up
What did you mean by this? Could you be more specific?

>>86784795
Christian jihadis.

>>86779727

Yeah, nobody's watching it. It's very nonessential viewing.

I've been following it, but was surprised with all these threads
trying to claim some big public controversy was going down.

People would have to be watching it to be ofended. It's preaching
to a choir of edgy liberal athiests who want to feel like they're doing
something rebellious. Supernatural has been doing the "God is missing
from Heaven" storyline for like 5 years now. Nobody cares.

Hey, edgelords. How about you show Mohammed fucking his child-bride?
See how that goes? Or is that more scandal and controversy than you can handle?

"Fragile Christians". Yeah, you're really "punching up".

>>86779480
Finally I was waiting for this thread to pop up

>>86779993
there haven't been real Christians for long

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It's pretty sad.

A lot of people always reply "Don't watch if you're so religious." But you don't have to be that religious to get turned off by shit like this.

Instead of a smart show that tackled the human desire to find something more in life, something beyond perception and how they try to reach and understand that, (Like the original Comic) they just go the edgy and shocking route to try and bring in more viewers which obviously backfires because even an atheist or agnostic just doesn't find Jesus railing a chick and having her murdered that entertaining.

No one would find it funny if someone went and bombed the Sistene Chapel, so why the fuck would they find this funny?

>>86789356
>But you don't have to be that religious to get turned off by shit like this.
No, you just have to be the kind of gigantic pussy who writes a rant about it and compares it to destroying the Sistene [sic] Chapel.

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>>86789489
>man if a show turns you off it's totally your fault

Yeah now go back to the /got/ threads and suck off Dany some more. If you can't find a problem in a show, especially when it's just showing you something shocking and grating for a reaction rather than an effect then you obviously have the attention span of a toddler.

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>>86789560
>blah blah blah you must not criticize anything ever and love GOT!! >:(
embarrassing

>>86787343

>muh christian persecution
>reeeeeee

shut the fuck up, christfag

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>>86789723
>>86789489

You literally set up the first strawman without explaining what I said that made you so fucking mad, you just said what I said and implied it's dumb?

Maybe form a coherent argument before you post.

You can't just call it a rant and not defend your point.

>>86780237
>a lot of Jews seem to hate Him with a passion
Why do Jews hate Jesus?

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>>86789845

>>86789823
>You literally set up the first strawman
You don't know what a strawman is. I criticized you for being a pussy and quoted your own post as evidence. You then responded with a bunch of stupid shit you made up in your head.
Face it, faggot. You got BTFO. Keep crying though.

>>86779480
What TV show is it?

>>86790036
Preacher

>>86780488
Wtf I love raping 8 year olds now

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>>86780237
>More like turn the other channel ;)

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>>86790004
Alright, fine, tell me specifically what you had a problem with in my post without any name calling. Can you do that? I know you gotta resist the urge to put an argument together, but I believe in you.

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>>86779480
>believing in religion

lmao

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>>86790303

>>86790224
Are you literally autistic or something? You got hysterical and compared a satirical TV show to someone "bombing the Sistine Chapel." I then made fun of you for being a little bitch. That's it. What is the fucking mystery here?

>>86779941

did they steal this from moorcocks 'Behold the Man':

> e story begins with Karl's violent arrival in the Holy Land of AD 28, where his time machine, a womb-like, fluid-filled sphere, cracks open and becomes useless. He then makes his way to Nazareth in search of Jesus. When he finds Mary and Joseph, Mary turns out to be little more than a whore, and Joseph, a bitter old man, sneers openly at her claim to have been impregnated by an angel. Worse, their child Jesus is a profoundly intellectually disabled hunchback who incessantly repeats the only word he knows: Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.

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>>86790441
Alright, so no argument, got it. Just wanted to make sure you were retarded enough to avoid having a discussion on a discussion board.

>>86790600
>discussion board
It's not and never was.
Btw not everything is a debate, autist. Why don't you go beat off to Molyneux videos instead of whining that someone doesn't feel like exploring exactly what made you post some pearl-clutching condemnation of a TV episode.

really surprised jesus fags arent making a bigger deal out of this. Considering they were all up in arms about the show "Lucifer" they should be literally flipping their shit over this

>>86779727
Read th edgy comic you lazy tard

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>>86790599
>Karl, however, is so deeply committed to the idea of a real, historical Jesus that, at this point, he himself begins to step into the role, gathering followers, repeating what parables he can recall, and using psychological tricks to simulate miracles. When there's no food, he shows the people how to pretend to eat to take their minds off their hunger; when he encounters illness caused by hysteria, he cures it. Gradually, it becomes known that his name is Jesus of Nazareth.
>Psychoanalysis is the real christianity

>>86791019
God is going to sort it all out very soon.

Imagine a king, neck-deep in the blood of enemies and an army that is invincible against all of man's weapons.

A man will reap what he sows.

>>86791559
>God is going to sort it all out very soon.
Yes, either tomorrow or another two or three millennia from now.

>>86791559
>very soon
how long have you guys been saying this?

>>86791559
"Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom." Matthew 16:28 KJV
What did he mean by this?

>>86779480
wow, this is so brave.

Now imagine if it were mohammad raping Aisha.

>>86792393
SOME 9 YEAR OLDS ARE VERY MATURE, YOU FILTHY KAFIR

>>86792457
yes, and some penises are very feminine.

>>86792393
Why would an American make a show about a religion which barely exists in America?

>>86792346
>What did he mean by this?
Read the next 2 verses (Matthew 17).

>>86792130
>>86791901
Every second is a step closer to the judgement.

>>86780488
Wow you're such an expert on Islam...

>>86779727
I'm glad it's flopping. They should have cancelled it after the first season but like Sense8 they were too proud to accept the fact they fucked up and do the right thing and unfortunately extended the misery another season.

>>86790915
>Molyneux
>Implying I'm conservative

Strawman much?