Where the fuck is he?

>>86777447
Recharging his teleporter

>>86777447
Run out of mana, so he actually has to sail now

>>86777447
h-he's fast

>>86777447
FINGER

In Season Eight, Qyburn will turn Cersei the way he turned Grego. Euron will still want her for his queen because he can control her.

>>86777447
his teleport is on cooldown

>>86777447

Fetching the Kraken

>>86777447
delivering the gold to braavos and to get the golden company to westeros

he IS the final boss

>>86777447
I actually think d&d just forgot about him

>>86778395
What's so fucking special about the golden company? Didn't Stannis recruit them as well but they defected

>>86777447

why can't his hair be blue it's fuckin season 7

He was a plot tool to wipe handful of characterers.

>>86777447
He's in the next episode. Most of the main cast meets up in KL at the Dragonpit (Cersei, Jon, Dany, Tyrion, Brienne, Jaime, etc) for the meeting they've been setting up. Jon & pals show Cersei the captured Wight and they all agree to postpone hostilities and send their armies north.

Euron says something along the lines of "Can they swim?" Someone says no, and Euron says cool, see you fucks later, and withdraws his fleet to Pyke.

>>86778484
elephants and their sheer number, >10k

>>86778484
Golden Company was founded by a Targaryen royal bastard, and apparently never breaks their word.

D&D just name dropped them because in the books, they've invaded Westeros with Varys and his "long lost son of Rhaegar"

>>86777447
>tease us with best new character
>completely forget to use him rest of the season
Fucking d&d

He messed up one teleport spell and is in the sixth dimension.

>>86777478
>>86777510
>>86778352
>>86778727
Dany, Snow and Tyrion all literally teleport around all the time

why don't they need to recharge from time to time?

>>86778550
This is Euron, not Daario.

The Euron=Daario theory never worked anyway, the timelines didn't match. For it to be true Euron would have to have been able to telepo-, wait hold on a sec...

>Dany and her forces are on Dragonstone
>her fleet is destroyed
>Euron doesn't blockade the island and starve her out

>>86777447
He teleported to middle earth to help Sauron

>>86778786
they spent 6 seasons charging, Euron just got here

>>86778786
higher level, because they've been around longer, so more mana

>>86778786
Dude they all are lvl 50+ when Euron is only level 8

>>86777447
Hey what happened to that one fire priestess? The one who visits Dany in her throne room, Jew with huge tits. I thought she was tagging along for something, did D&D just forget about her completely?

>>86778875
She said she was leaving because she was tired
Or do you mean the other one?
She's back in Arab shithole that Dany left running a state religion with Dany as Jesus

Busy fixing his deus ex machina.

>>86778906
Yeah I meant other one, not Melly Sanders.
So if she was just left there why was she even introduced? Is she running things entirely there? I guess I missed that, I thought she was tagging along with Dany to claim she's Azor Ahai or something.
S-She was hot.

>>86778987
Meereen is being run by the fire priestess and Daario
Don't worry too much about it because we will never see or hear about it ever again

>>86779144
Ah right that's gettin' the noggin' joggin'. Definitely remember Daario being left behind. We'll never see him again either I imagine. Or Ghost, or Nymeria (except for that random out of place scene this season).
I wish I could stop watching this show but I can't.

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Teleporter malfunction brought him to modern day Earth where he decided to pick up a job as a Eurovision host

>>86777478
chuckled

>>86779232
I only watch this show to see how bad it can go

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>>86777447
In the dungeon raping the sand whores before they die.

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>>86779320
you and me both senpai

>>86778800
ships are the easiest targets for dragons

when the fuck are those hacker whoresons going to drop the last episode
I want to be done for the year

>>86779369
It's not rape if they enjoy it

>>86779403
Not if they all have balistae mounted on them

Theon will kill Euron in Season Eight.

>>86779429
this
fucking hackfags just drop it let's get it over with

>>86778800
>her fleet is destroyed
>Euron doesn't blockade the island
try to block 3 full-grown dragons with ships

>>86779505
Just chuck a few spears at them. That should do the trick.

>>86779505
Can't stop the dragons, but you can stop her army from running around.
And people coming into negotiate treaties

You can't blockade dragons, but until she starts her DragonAir airline service, it'll pretty much end her invasion till she can stop the blockade.

And mount ballistae on all those ships (like they have in the books) and there you go. No dragon problems either.

>>86778484
Davos name dropped them but stannis didn't recruit them

After Euron's death, the Golden Company will come eventually come under Jaime's control as he is Cersei's heir. The lords of Westeros will insist Qyburn step down and that Jaime be named Regent for Cersei.

>>86777447
Hiring the Golden Company for Cersei. The show probably won't need him anyway until it's ready to have Theon go up against him next season.

>>86777447
Probably Cersei's bedroom
>>86778484
They're who the Free Cities pay to smash Dothraki hordes. There's something like 10,000 of them too so they're the biggest mercenary company by far. Also I believe Jorah Mormont was in it for a while.

>>86778352
no tp gg cloud 9

>>86777447
up cersei's bum

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>>86781198