>a tour de force

>>86772241
>a love letter to cinema

wtf does that even mean

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>>86772241
>a masterpiece

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>A revelation

>>86772300
>an achievement or performance that shows great skill and attracts admiration

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>magnum opus

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>This is the film we need right now

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>the best ___ since [two year old movie]

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>makes a bold statement about present-day America

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>100% on Rotten Tomatoes

>>86772362
Oh like Game of Thrones, Rick and Morty, and Simpsons?

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>>86772241
>explores the human condition

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>"The best Hong-Kong film of the year"
>Hotdog Magazine

>>86772300
A forceful tour

>>86772241
HIGH OCTANE

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>>86772241
>A return to the roots

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>THAT WILL LEAVE YOU ON THE EDGE OF YOU'RE SEAT

>a modern-day reimagineing

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>>86772241
>A triumph

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>Movie has no positive reviews
>trailer is filled with praise from twitter users who are already fans of the franchise

>>86772577
not even the best john woo movie

fucking hotdog magazine

>>86772680
>of a beloved cult-classic that shaped a generation

>>86772506
no

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>>86772241
>An unapologetic look into

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>Is what the country needs right now on the trump era.

>>86772241
>cult classic

>from the producers behind ______

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>a triumph

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>It's so bad it's good

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>>86772849
>From the studio that brought you

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>>86772241
>kafkaesque

wtf does it even mean?

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>based on a real novel

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>>86772241
> ripped from today's headlines

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>A laugh out loud romp for the whole family

>>86772829
name 5 mexican immigrant directed films that do this

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>visionary director

>>86772930
Existential and social absurdism, with pessimism and irony.

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>Starring [A-LIST ACTOR],
>[A-LIST ACTOR],
>[B-LIST ACTOR],
>[A NOBODY YOU RECOGNIZE FROM THAT ONE COMMERCIAL OR THAT ONE TV SHOW APPEARANCE]
>AND [A-LIST ACTOR WHO WILL ONLY BE IN THE MOVIE FOR ONE MINUTE]

>>86772930
Written by a neurotic kike nihilist

>>86773272
You forgot self-hating.

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>movie about bike racing
>its a tour de france

>>86773297
I'm watching (You)

>>86773297
Nice twitter image, faggot

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>>86772241

>a romp

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>better than the original

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>Trailer includes vox pop of members of the public after they come out of the theatre

>so funny it will make you piss your pants

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>Two Thumbs Up!

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>The sequel you've been waiting for
>Sequel released 17 years later

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>trailer
>character says something
>slow motion walking/running
>action scene
>*fshhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWHHHHHHHH*
>*slow sad song*

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>a white-knuckle thriller

>>86773620
can someone name one good movie with a trailer/tv spot like this? because usually it's an absolute trash

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>star wars movie
>the force is/is not strong with this one

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>>86772241
>timely
>important
>powerful

FUCK OFF

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>Bad disaster movie
>"This movie was the real disaster"

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>>86772241
A fresh take on a classic

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>biopic
>"[actor] looks unrecognizable as [character]!"

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>>86773620
>horror movie trailer
>THE MOVIE SHOCKING AMERICA
>it's just reaction shots of craigslist actors in a theater

>If you like _____ then you'll LOVE _____

>>86774041
Fuck I hate this

>>86773965
ah-bloo-bloo

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>feelgood comedy of the year
>movie doesn't know what it's trying to be
>an emotional rollercoaster ride
>movie speaks directly to your hard
>it pushes all the right buttons
>takes itself seriously just when it needs to
>tries to be something it's not
>a deconstruction of the genre
>you will never think about X the same way again
>does to X what Jaws did to swimming

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>reboot/remake
>video of actors or director of the original assuring you that it's indeed good

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>From the visionary director X comes a groundbreaking entry into a new franchise, a gripping high-octane roller coaster ride from start to finish with tension to keep you on the edge of your seat screaming for mommy.
The riveting thrill ride isn't violent, but a meditation on violence.

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>>86774192

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>shit movie
>Fun For The Whole Family! t. some newspaper

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>an homage to the silver screen

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>Disney Movie
>"Let's just say it moved me...TO A BIGGER HOUSE"

>>86774271
>these girls are funny

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>>86772241
>the movie everyones talking about

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A movie that will make [horror movie] look like [movie aimed at children]

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>reivew mentions Citizen Kane

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the dark souls of film

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>>86772849
>>86772925
>From the producers who saw.

what the fuck is up with you frog posters are you fresh from reddit and have some sort of pepe starter pack.rar or you just have no original thoughts in your simple autistic heads? every board has a crew of you tards posting inane shit. are you children!?

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>it won't win any oscars but it's not meant to

>bad movie
>"its not bad its a parody!"

>bad children movie
>"dont you realize this movie is for kids!?"

>dont enjoy bad movie
>"oh wow god forbid we just sit and enjoy something for once..."

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>the only big budget movie that came out this week
>[moviename] is the #1 movie in America!

>the stunning visual effects from [famous 70s movie] with the hard grip action of [famous 80s movie] all in one!

>way better than [popular movie everyone adored last year]

>>86772710
examples please

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>...but ultimately it falls flat

>>86774941
Batman v Superman

>>86774694
>.rar
It's almost 2018 gramps

>>86772300
It's an annual multiple stage bicycle race primarily held in France

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>A Spike Lee Joint

>>86774941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RJJknY5NK0

>>86775091
what are you on about tard. rar is still widely used

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>>86773297
>movie about car does well
>[movie name] races to top of box office

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>>86775297
>movie about water/the ocean/ships etc
>[movie name] sinks at the box office

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>>86774694
>No original thoughts
Thatsthejoke.bmp

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>movie doesn't exactly reinvent the wheel

>"Not bad" - @AnalGenocide2017

>just shut your brain off
w-would you die

>movie calls itself controversial

>offensively boring

>a big movie with a BIG heart

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>the one man who made a difference 5 times before, is about to make a difference...again

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>Ruder, Cruder Unrated-edition

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>its a coming out party for actress _______

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>Lovcraftian

THIS THREAD
>literally this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAOdjqyG37A

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>A total BLAST !
DVDKultKino.blogpost.com

>From the producers who saw shrek

>>86775682
It would be extremely painful
>>86776005
For you.

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>trailer includes a cover of a 20+ year old upbeat pop song, but this time sung by some young 20 year old girl in a really somber down beat and dark tone

>>86776459
This is kino, desu

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>>86774694

Bane?

>This magazine no ones heard of gives it 4/5!

>>86772241
I've heard that before but can't place it

>>86776691

Several reviewers said it about Dunkirk. Here's one example:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/20/movies/dunkirk-review-christopher-nolan.html

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>>86776010
name 2 (two) movie trailers, where it happens

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>"critics are calling it the movie event of the summer"

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>everybody's talking about it!

>Audiences and Critics agree

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>>86772241
>has tower of strength

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>it's not a movie, it's an experience

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>Two paws WAY up!

>>86775251
so is dial-up and aol

>>86772326
This might be the most enrichening Pepe I've ever seen

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>Sexy

Has a trailer ever showed bad reviews for the movie? It'd be pretty funny