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>runtime >90 min

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>runtime
>90 min
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>80 min
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>>86765339
What's remarkable about that?
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>Runtime is in minutes
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>>86765339
literally the perfect length
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>run time
>64 minutes
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>>86765339
90 minutes cannot be kino. I can literally look at the run time and sort out the shit.

90 mins implies formulaic bastardization.
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>runtime
>140 min
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I have a copy of Courage Under Fire/ Man on Fire combo where the former audio doesn't work until you select in the DVD options. MoF works fine.
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>Runtime
>180 minutes
>Director Michael Bay
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>450 minutes
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>190 minutes
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>>86766010
Throw out that GPX DVD "player".
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>>86765339
>runtime
>540
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>9 seasons
>30 episodes per season
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>>86765956
Tell that to "The Witch"
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>>86765956
Most Bergman films are around 90 min and artsy stuff like Under The Skin are in that range too.

You just outed yourself as a pleb, kiddo
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>>86765339
The perfect length for any film is either 90 minutes exactly. Or 3hrs.

Anywhere in between and you're just wasting all of our time.
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>flip over the DVD for second half of the movie
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>>86766143

t. pleb
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>>86766165
Never watched a Bergman and never will. Suck on that Ebert.
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>>86766162
You mean VVitch?
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>>86765956
Your brain has been warped by television.

It's sad really.
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>>86766212
How common was that? I only ever had one that ever did that and that was Godfellas
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>>86766290
Gangs of New York had the same thing.
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>>86766273
Yeah cause there's so many 2hr 30min+ TV shows...
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>88 minutes
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>>86766234
>denies himself good kino because he hates a certain critic

Imagine being this plen
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>>86766995
That's just my go to insult when somebody acts patrician by mentioning meme a director.
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>Runtime
>743 Minutes
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FOUR HOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>runtime : 180 minutes
Fuck you, peter jackson.
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>uno farto
>@3:17
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110 minutes is perfect prove me wrong
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>>86768564
Close. But for perfect tempo it has to be 1:47.
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>>86766032
>tfw you know you're in for some Bay Kino when it exceeds the 120 minute run time
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>>86768626
>One minute and 47 seconds
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the perfect length for a movie is 165 minutes, not too long, not too short
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>>86765339
Robocop

And its perfect
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>>86766234
Bergman is pure kino though.
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>watching a movie <180 minutes

manlets, when will they learn
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>>86772982
that's for the miniseries tho
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>TV series
>Hour long episodes
Literally cannot be kino
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>>86765339
>runtime
>1h 49min
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>>86768564
literally the most red+dit runtime ever
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>>86765339
>Lawrence of Arabia is 4 hours long
>Feels like 90 minutes

:(((
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>usain bolt
>runtime is 9.58 s
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>136 minutes
>watch in 2.00x

Feels good man
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>>86765339
is there a more perfect runtime?
no film needs to be longer than that
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100 minutes is the perfect length.
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>>86765895
>runtime isn't metric
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>>86766143
>2 seasons
>12 or 26 episodes per season
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>>86765339
>runtime
>432 minutes
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what are good <90 movies?
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>>86777820
Evil Dead (2013)
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Between 1:40 and 1:57 is objectively the runtime kino zone
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>>86777820
Perfect Blue
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>>86777945
I always found 1:32:15 the sweet spot.
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>>86766143
>13+ episodes in the season
>50-60 minutes per episode
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>>86765898
/thread
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>>86766290
i still remember exactly when to flip my last crusade and spaceballs laserdisks
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>>86765339
90 / 3

30 mintues to stablish the story
30 minutes for training montage
30 minutes to solve the confict

perfect
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>>86778514
>VCD bluray rip spread over 9 CDs
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>>86766062
>not watching Empire with a cute girl any time she asks for your movie recommendation

Virgin video viewer detected
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>>86765339
>runtime
>190 min
Fucking Magnolia
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>kids movie
>runtime: 90 min

EVERY FUCKING TIME
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I thought about it and all best movies are usually 99 mins long
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>liking the studio hack and slash that is 90mins
>director's cuts always exceed that
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>>86766219
Name 5 shows with 6+ seasons and 20+ episodes per season that stays better than "watchable" for its whole lifetime.
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>super hero movie about a comic hero no one gives two shits
>runtime
>147 minutes
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>>86766362
There are though... most can Last dozens of hours you chucklefuck
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>>86777820
Trash Humpers
Cloverfield
Critters
Jackass
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>be any vine
>runtime 0:00:06
>annoy everyone
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>>86776183

People actually do this?
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>runtime
>108 minutes
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>runtime
>7 hours
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>.
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>>86780011
>series
>movie
>lrn2difference douchenozzle
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>>86767222
>haven't watched any movies directed by him
>he's a meme director though
Suicide will free you of all your pain
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>>86765339
I will happily watch 8 hours of 20 minute to 1 hour episodes of something but I barely ever watch films because they're "too long"
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If a movie is any less than 2 hours it's too short.
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>>86780858
That's exactly why he's a meme. People stand on his movies and act superior, just because they watched one. It's redditculous.
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>running time: 69 minutes

What did they mean by this?
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>>86765339
>1000+ episodes
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>2:20
>20 minutes of credits
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>>86766032
>>86765956
>>86765898
Childhood is idolizing medium length films by directors like Spielberg, Kubrick, or Cameron.

Adulthood is realizing four straight hours of Bay kino is the only real pleasure in life.
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>>86766143
>293 episodes in 6 seasons
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>runtime 61 minutes
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>>86780977
>5 after credits scenes
>fake "behind the scenes" footage with in-character actors
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>>86780672
i usually watch kino at .80x but capeshit and popcorn stuff ill usually watch at like 2-2.25x speed
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>>86766105
Shoah

>>86766143
confirmed garbage then
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>>86765956
>Bresson
>Bergman
>Rohmer
>Godard
>Fassbinder

kino doesn't have to overstay its welcome
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>>86780844
>douchenozzle
I really think we ought to be designing our insults better. 'Douchenozzle' is just a twist on 'asshole', both meaning 'something that expels only waste', but it really only means you think what he said was stupid. It's much more elegant, for example, for me to call you a clueless prick, which is to say 'you don't know what the fuck you're talking about and you're whining like you're trying to prove you don't have a tiny penis'.
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>>86782204
>Douchenozzle
I believe Adam Carolla coined this term.
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>>86782295
Seems like him. Profanity can be really effective if you apply it properly but a lot of people look like idiots repeating that something they don't like is poopy doo doo.
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>runtime: 200+ minutes
>year: before 1970
>in the imdb top 250 or any kind of "film expert" list
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>>86780944

Last time I watched this it was 65 minutes including credits. Is there a longer version I'm not aware of?
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>>86778673
A training montage less than 50 minutes? It's like you're ASKING for a trainwreck
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>Star Wars Forces of Destiny
>runtime: 3mins or less
What the fuck
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>>86766143

>Six episode """seasons"""
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>>86782747
>Netflix Castlevania
>4 episode season
>20 minute episodes
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>>86782801

Why even chop that up into episodes? It's shorter than most commercial animated movies.
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>>86782654
I was exaggerating but then I remembered Kill Bill 2 had a very extensive training flashback.
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>>86766032

To be honest this is the main problem with Bay movies. Not that they are "dumb" or full of explosions like plebs usually say. His movies were legit good until he started dragging them out into eternity. Pearl Harbor is the absolute worst example with over 80 minutes of love triangle shit before anything happens.
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Nothing wrong with a short runtime, no fat.
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I really enjoy flicks that are 2.5+ hours. Love vegging out for a long time.
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