My 600-lb Life

Never been fat. Get some self control fatties.

>>86759217
Ive lost 30 lbs.

Show motivated me to stop making excuses for being a fatass.

MUH
LAYGS

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>>86759217
>Lisa, I'm Dr. Now
>The diet plan I just filed with the nurse lists: salad, yogurt and fruit but only one lil' eggroll
>First one to lose 100lbs gets to stay in my hospital
>He didn't diet so good
>Tell me about James K, why does he consume 15,000 calories a day?
>Lotta loyalty for a former cheating wife...

>OR MEBBE SHE'S WONDERIN' WHY YA'LL WOULD MAKE A MAN DIET, 'FORE GIVIN' HIM A GASTRIC BYPASS?

>At least you can talk, who are you?

>ET DON'T MATTER WHO I EM, WHAT MATTERS IS MAH FEWD
>NO ONE CARED WHO I WUZ 'TIL I PUT ON TH' WEIGHT

>James K?
>If I touch those leg boils, will you die?

>ET WUD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL...

>You're a big guy...

>...OW, MAH LAYGS!

>Was getting fat part of your plan?

>OF COURSE

>Well congratulations, you got fat, now what's the next step of your master plan?

>EATIN' THIS CHINESE FEWD
>WITH NO LEFTOVERS!

>>86759217
hahaha fucking pathetic fatfucks

I have been 5'11", 140lbs my whole life. Stay fat you pathetic bitches

>>86759478
>5'11"

manlet.

>>86759478
>5'11", 140lbs

>bragging about being a skinny-fat manlet.

>>86759505
>>86759511
I'd rather be a manlet than so fucking fat my skin rots

You fatties are absolutely revolting

>>86759532
but fatties get tv-shows, manlets get nothing

>>86759470
I liked this pasta better before you ruined it with that shitty accent

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>>86759557
A manlet is literally the star of the biggest show ever thats on tv right now, what the fuck

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>>86759557
manlets get to live past 45

Fat fetishist here, ask me anything

>>86759585
why would anybody want that

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>>86759581
>a manley with no muacle mass

>>86759532 #
>bragging about being about being a manlet with no muscle mass

>tfw when smallfat

How do I cross the threshold, bros? Haven't weighed in awhile, but I'm probably around 260 at this point. Pretty much just eat whatever and the closest I come to exercise is stretching and walking. How do I break into the 400lb+ range? Seems pretty comfy desu.

>>86759609
Who are you talking to, dummy?

>>86759470
>>86759564
But that's exactly how James K sounds.
I liked it.

>>86759583
HA!
Look at that fucking manlet loser.
Pathetic!

>>86759532
manlet.

>>86759585
All alone...

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>>86759478
>5'11

BRUH LOOK AT THIS DOOD

OH NO NO NO

>>86759623
What's your height?

>>86759725
>Hoverhand

>>86759742
5'10.5" or so.

>>86759725
That's not just regular hoverhand though, that's some TurboHoverhand shit.

Do we know if pop off James is still alive or not? I desperately need a follow-up episode.

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>>86759821
>>86759763
manlets are intimidated by women

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that many
thanks for asking, I rarely get to tell people

>>86759892
Kek

>>86759217
>How many pounds have you lost since you started watching this show?

-20 kg

>>86760013
I'm proud of you, anon.

>>86760013
>163 lbs in less than a year.

Wut?
What did you start at?

>>86760188
How many "stones" is that Mr. Yuropoor?

>>86760013
>128 days
>163 lbs

what the fuck?
are you starving?

>>86760409
actually 337 days
I only started using MFP 4 months ago

Any recommendations where to start?

>>86760472
do you need surgeries for your skin or you got lucky?

>>86760495
James K. & Steven Asanti.

>>86760527
I'm a little droopy but I'll live with it

>>86760572
good for you
i'm stalling at 220 atm (from 320) because I'm starting to look really bad

>>86760613
things really stall when you start to look good
getting complacent kills motivation dead

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TAKE IT TO /fit/ FAT FUCKS

/tv/ IS NOT YOUR LIVEJOURNAL

>>86760013
What app is this?

>>86760399
about threefiddy

What happened to /ourguy/ James?

>>86761147
You mean the super-autistic and super-selfish guy who threatens to call the police if someone won't buy him a pizza?

>>86761265
The same fatso whp drained his father's life savings?

>>86759217
Gained about 3lbs
On a slow bulk, trying not to gain more than I need to.

>>86759470
Fucking kek. I have to agree with the other guy, though. I have an easier time hearing it in Bane's voice without the accent.

>>86759217
>Be obese
>Get hair styled

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ITT

>>86763237
It's funnier hearing it in James K's voice.

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reminder /ourguy/ is coming back

>>86759623
you're not small, you fucking retard. you're just fat. don't be delusional.

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>>86766674
>next year
REEEEEEE

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>>86759478

When is the new ep going to air?

Moar fatties!

>>86766674
he did it bros

>>86766674
is he actually coming back? I assumed he died of an opioid overdose...

>>86768448
even if he did lose weight and got off pills, he'll just find some other way to destroy himself and those around him.

>>86768497
He's a grade A sociopath. Fucker felt no empathy

Anyone watch 90 day fiancé that shit is the most unintentionally funny show on tv

>>86769553
please elaborate my good Anon

>>86768546
do you think all drug addicts are sociopaths?
I just think he was really high all the time. maybe he'll make it

>>86760729
seems to be MyFitnessPal

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who here /laygz/

>>86759478
I was like that until I started drinking heavily, went from 160 to 220 over the course of a year. Look like shit, fucking stretch marks and this weird skin condition thing under my fat tits. Physically I feel like shit as well, I can't even imagine how people at 300 or 400 lbs would feel. I honestly think some of those food addicts just eat so they can forget about the misery of being fat as fuck for that short period of time their minds are able to fixate on it.

>>86769882
Quick rundown, 90 day fiancé was the original show where Americans bring their foreign fiancé to he USA and must get married within 90 days to receive a greencard. The two spinoffs currently airing are kino. The first is happily ever after where they've decided to follow the biggest train wrecks in the shows history for an extended amount of time. One woman is actively stalking her Tunisian ex husband and trying to get him deported. A Dominican family is constantly fighting with an American family. There is an unironic my wife's son situation. The most kino of all is the other spinoff Before the 90 days. This shows Americans traveling to meet people they've had an online relationship with the hopes of getting engaged and starting their 90 day period in the USA. One woman is past the hill and in amdsterdam with a guy way out of her league. An older man has travelled to Haiti to date a 20 year old who has a pimp/ex boyfriend, he also packed a suitcase with 190 pairs of panties for her. The greatest is Paul. His girl is from a remote village in the amazon, her age is questionable, and she knows no English and he knows no Portuguese. He has packed a metric ton of shit including mosquito nets, cooling vests and hats, water filtration devices. His mother even gave him hair from her brush to take on the trip for good luck, oh and he's a convicted arsonist but nobody knows that yet. You just have to see for yourself tlc has the episodes online if u have a cable provider username and password

I cut out soda from my diet, is bread a good idea to cut out too? cause I eat a lot of bread.

>>86770901
a lot = u fat
i still make samiches, but like
not a loaf of bread like with Subway

>>86759217
true fat kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnH6hxgP8XM

>>86770901

Depends how much and what kind of bread you consume.

>Be gymming since January
>246lbs 5,11ft
>Now August
>FUCKING 266lbs
>I've just gotten bigger arms, legs and lost some face fat
>Still have a gut like a camel hump
What am I doing wrong? I look fatter than when I wasn't working out at all. I also cut out snacking apart from 2 times a week

>>86771290
You are eating garbage, you can only gain approx. 200 grams of muscle mass a week.
Its entirely your diet, use mfp to track anything you put in your mouth.

>>86769553
Big fan of the fat ass dating the Moroccan guy who doesn't understand what it's culturally inappropriate to mouth fuck her in public in the middle of a strict Muslim town.

Love the Russian and the fat drug dealer guy too but their situation is so extreme I'm sure she's either intentionally playing it up or shes just an actress who's been hired to abuse him

>/tv/ is literally obsessed with reality shows like a bunch of 40 year old housemarms and teenage girls

this board has jumped the shark

>>86771290
The gym work is good, it must just be bad diet. I swapped breakfast for fruit salad with yoghurt, lunch with protein shake, replace all snacks with fruit veg or nuts and eat what you like at dinner (within reason, don't eat a 10 piece bucket) and include 2-3 portions of veg as part of your dinner.

Also only drink black coffee or water. Soda is just sugar water that'll turn straight to fat and fruit juice is almost as bad

>>86771525
This show isn't shot as a reality show, it's more documentary style.

>>86771525
Lose a few hundred pounds, fatass.

>>86771525
It's kino though

>was 220lbs a couple weeks ago
>down to 205
We're all gonna make it

>>86771484
Well Jorge did lie about his wealth and anfisa explicitly told him she was only with him for money so. He's just too spineless it bothers me. She keyed idiot into his car and he apologized to her

>>86771947
Has it ever been confirmed what he does?

I reckon he's a small time coke dealer with expensive car repayment

>>86772522
If I remember correctly he does some sort of work involving medical marijuana, so his job is actually above broad. He does have a criminal record though. Also someone did some digging and found pictures of anfisa naked doing cam girl shit so I think that's how they met, not on Facebook like they claim

>>86771290
check your carb intake

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>inhales 50 mcdonalds burgers
>Drinks 25 oreo chocolate milkshakes
>with a diet coke

It's not my fault I'm fat guys, I've been drinking healthy soda and taking these pills and they are not working

>sharts orange poop oil

>>86771525
I don't understand. What do you watch?

>>86770280
I remember some anon here saying they knew him from their youth and he was a complete bastard then too

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Thanks to the anons who recommended myfitnesspal, had no idea about it and i really like the way it's set up. I'm currently tryng to go /fit/ myself, (currently 397lbs but 6'8) and my goal is to get around to 310. I don't have access to a gym right now since i'm currently moving but i've been dieting and jogging 40 mins 4 days a week. I was a 407 lbs and this show made me get my fat ass off the vidya and soda. if anyone has tips on how i can get some weight training routines outside of the gym it'd help.

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>>86766674

>>86759217
i actually went from 190kg to 120kg in 8 months because i got a sleeve resection surgery

>>86771290
only eat animal fat and protein
get your carbs from fruits and vegetables
don't drink soda ever

>>86771525
It's a television board, literally what did you expect? Didn't you notice that almost half the threads and posts are celebrity gossip?

can you imagine what these peoples poops looked like? haha

>>86759478
>5'11"
Late (You).

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>>86760495
>>86760528

>Enjoy a literal ton of fatkino.

mega:#F!e8pUTSyZ!EaK-ffkKeYVKXDUD4AS6kg