I Am Major and I Give My Consent!

Nobody watched this movie, bruh.

>>86757169
>"My name is....... MOE TOE KOE."
Good job, Scarlet, good job, Scarlet.. HOWEVER you butchered it.

I want to hug Major

>>86757313
I don't blame her that much really. The direction the script took her character was awkward as fuck.

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my name is johnny knoxville, welcome to jackass

be my wife

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>>86757169
This was such a weird movie. The script was all over the place, and they couldn't figure out if they wanted to do an unoriginal original story, or just redo the original anime movie, and it was so distracting, because the aesthetic they chose clashed with somewhat lo-fi cyberpunk of the anime movie.

They should've picked SAC or the Arise as their source material, and not try to make the Major silently brooding, but have an actual personality, since SJ can't do the first.

Also, what's up with that haircut, seriously.

Should have just focused on Section 9. Only a few minutes of screentime between them and they all has more charm and personality than Major.
Also, Ladriya a qt with a qt accent.

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>whitewashing

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>>86757313
if you read japanese with a mexican accent it becomes more authentic

>>86758173

> Some one drew this ironically

Who knew people could be so retarded?

>>86757735
>Also, what's up with that haircut, seriously
Her hair is thinning. You can't expect a jewish woman over 30 to still have a full head of hair and she thinks she's to hot for rogaine

>>86758173
its like people literally dont understand what the word apatation even means.
Also jesus wasnt white but he most certainly was not black.
Major and Speedracer were kinda whitewashed though.

>>86758892
>Quote from medieval bible fan fiction that has nothing to do with the appearance of Jesus

He was Semetic

>>86759017
He was Hellenised, and Semitics didn’t used to have Arab blood.

>>86759118
I work for a Greek family. They are about as brown as your average Jew.

They are like that other anon said, they ain't white, but they ain't black either.

Also do you even have a source to back up that fucking claim?

>>86759145
They reconstructed his face. He looked like a fat sand nigger.

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>>86759156
>people that were ruled by turkroaches for hundreds of years are brown
wow

>>86759196
>They reconstructed his face.
Can you prove that?

>>86759196
That was a reconstruction of the average face at that time in Judaea – including slaves and Romans and all sorts of different looking peoples. Nobody knows what he looked like.

>>86758375
Did anyone even bitch about Speed's possible change in ethnicity or did it not matter cuz it's a fifty year old manga and anime that didn't take place in a specific East Asian territory?

>>86759201
Multiple studies have shown that there was almost no admixture in Greek and Balkan populations compared to pre-Ottoman genetic makeup of Greeks. In fact, that part of Europe is actually by far the closest genetically to it's ancient counterpart, but just go ahead and make wild claims. If anything, the Turks were far more influenced by Greek genetic admixture, because the Ottomans tended to take foreign slaves back to Anatolia rather than the other way around.

Why does it matter you so much that Jesus was "white," which isn't even a distinct ethnicity anyways? I can almost guarantee that the average Israeli or Arab has a closer genetic makeup to Jesus than you do.

why is she considered an ultimate 10/10? am I alone in not finding her to be a knockout?

>>86759145
Left side looks white, right side looks Semitic. Was painted more than 500 years after Christ supposedly lived, by an artist in a predominantly Greek culture. Is this good evidence that Christ was white? No.

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>>86759316
>trusting modern (((studies))) over the word of the lord our god revealed unto saint james

>>86759879
Saint John* I meant.

>>86759282
also the americanized version is so ingrained in western culture that most people probably don't think about that aspect of it at all. plus like you said the cast & setting weren't particularly linked to being japanese outside of their names

>>86759879
>trusting (((saint john)))

>>86757274
I DID. Saw it myself in cinema on opening day and loved it