>"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel"

formerly chucks

he bought the towel at ted's trash towels right after ted bought it from ben

>>86755090
It was Sneed's towel

It's like needing glasses when you're deaf,

>>86755090
Do you really want to know? It's a reference to a woman wearing a towel around her head coming out of the shower; said towel would be around her ears, meaning she can't hear as well. Homer is using the phrase incorrectly. Laugh, please.

a towel doesn't actually affect your hearing so it's silly for him to say that

>>86755090
The towel was formerly Chuck's, who was notorious for fucking and sucking

>>86755090
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non_sequitur_%28literary_device%29

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>>86755090
He's at work.
He shouldn't be showering nor in a towel.
He's on a alert.
He's listening in case Mr. Burns or Smithers walk by so he doesn't get talk.
So he needed the caller to talk to because his senses were concentrated on something else.
Hope that solved it for you.

>>86755328

But why fuck THEN suck? Disgusting. Should have been suck then fuck.

>>86755497
Better than feeding and seeding. Sneed was notorious for feeding his victims until they were big and fat before he seeded them. Disgusting

>>86755402
my father cant have music playing or people talcking while he is paralel parking.
its the same principal.

This whole fucking thread is Reddit

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>Sneed-Ai (Formerly Chuck-Ai)

A Chuck falls in love with a Sneed.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the man's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the male, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the danshi he called is not the same danshi he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the bear's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the male's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FEEDS and SEEDS.

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>>86757712
FINDS

>>86757712

Already a thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90

>>86757617
it's double reddit now that you've posted in it

>>86757712
>>>/a/
>>>/trash/
>>>/out/

>>86757617
lol reddit trying to fit in : )

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>>86757712

>>86755172
>>86755259
>>86755328
>>86755497
>>86756357
>>86757712
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0vxkutwSMab

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>>86757617
>>86757712

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>>86757842

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>>86757712
Shaggy Dramatically Reads Keit-Ai.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHfyLv6t5to

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>>86757560
your dad's an idiot

>>86757842
Good fucking Lord

>>86757560
The only bigger faggoty idiot than your dad appears to be you.

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I don't get it.

>>86757842
This was pure kino.

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>>86757908
>>86758379
at least he is not a 4chaner since 2006 like me
and he has a wife.
jokes on all of us.

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>>86757842

>>86757842
kek

>>86758585
>le 4channer army xD

>>86757842
Get this Chuckhead out of here.

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>>86757842
lmao

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>>86757842

Is this thread still that same 15 year old that shitposts because of butthurt about not understanding classic Simpsons jokes?

>>86755497
No fucking then sucking is much much hotter

>>86755306
oh that's funny.

>>86755090
Women wear towels on their head to dry their hair which covers their ears, when they're being chatty bitches on the phone sometimes they can't hear due to their stupid towels, the joke is every person in this thread is as dumb as Homer and doesn't get it

>>86758585
You are your father's wife's son

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>>86757842

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>>86757842
top kek

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>>86757842

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>>86757842