/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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>Listen David, I wrote this song already about a man who loses his mind and never gets it back; not even in part 15. So it'd be best if you write the character so that he never becomes his normal self ever again. Maybe demonic entities do his job for him or let him clean out a casino, but he definitely can't have his old personality back again, otherwise the song won't make sense

DOUGIE NIGGER

Teapot

Shadow,
Take me down

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Pie!

The Sopranos is an objectively better show than Twin Peaks.

>>86752873
>this faggot and his terrible song will be what closes out the series for the final time and not Julee Cruise
IT HURTS, DAVID

>>86752914
Original run, yes, The Return, absolutely not.

>>86752914
The Sopranos hasn't had a new episode in 10 years.

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Why was the devil in Twin Peaks?

>>86752774
how would you feel if there was a season 4 and the central mystery is about diane disappearing and coop has to find out what happened to her. would that be shit?

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Kale Maclachlan lol

I just wanted to take this time to say that I love you guys, and am glad we had this opportunity to both relive the original show and enjoy and discuss the new season.
It has been an a very enjoyable ride.

>>86752975
Little Nicky is the real end boss.

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>>86753021
>tfw only 3 more episodes left

>>86752914
what is your point?

the sopranos is better than almost any show

besides the knick

>>86753069
Only 2 weeks.

We're not gonna drink the Jutea

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>>86753021
I love you too, anon

>>86753069
We should have a "Twin Peaks Week" or something, stream all three seasons, discuss stuff, post waifus and shit every year.

It's a pretty retarded idea but I wanna keep shitposting with you fellas.

>>86752905
This would've been a perfect song to end the show if Julee wasn't on this season.

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WHO IS JUDY

http://www.strawpoll.me/13761233

>>86753147
Correct

>>86753003
I think they will explain what happened (well, will happen as of right now) in the last episode, probably because something about this character creeps me out, can't put my finger on it, but it feels weird to me overall.

>>86753192
Either Naido or Briggs

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Why is Janey-E such a footslut, guys?

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>>86752905
At night I'm driving in your car
Pretending that we'll leave this town
We're watching all the street lights fade
AND SHE'LL LOVE YOU BETTER THAN ANY REAL MAN COULD
AN ACCIDENTAL AMPHIBIAN
I'M GROWING GIDDY AS A GIDEON

>>86753147
based kinoposter

>>86753239
damn

Can somebody explain me this Major Briggs is Judy thing?

>>86753080
>the knick
that show is so blatant with its sjw muh evil whiteman kills da black doctors muh le redddit trump sjw sjw sjw

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This is going to sound retarded. I know The Return isn't doing anything revolutionary if you compare it to old arthouse films or anything. But right now I feel so honored that I got watch this as it aired.
I'm going to make a stupid comparison to 2001 in the sense of how controversial it was when it came out and how fans of the old series are butthurt and Lynched about the new season.

I just think it'd be really cool if I hear a decade or two from now about a generation of up and coming young showrunner or filmmakers saying how Twin Peaks: The Return influenced them.

Also I'll miss you assholes and shitposters when this ends.

>>86753295
Wizard of Oz
Briggs Garland
Judy Garland

>>86753192
The Mother/The Experiment.

>>86753147
True.

>>86753239
AXOLOTLED

>>86753295
Well, Major Briggs' first name is Garland, and there were an actress named Judy Garland.

>>86753021
But, anon ...
season 4 is already confirmed, anon. We'll get WINDOMINATED once again and for the last time, and end it on a cliffhanger.
IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN

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>>86753235
They are her least bony feature.

What occult magic is this?

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Tammy looks like when you shoot someone with too wide a lens and their face gets distorted

>>86753331
>>86753359

Well, after Sunset Blvd it wouldn't surprise me.

>>86753147
Objectively correct

>>86753378
She looks like a cute.

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____!

>>86753295
>>86753359
Briggs also referenced Judy Garland late in Season 2.

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>>86753004

>>86753452
C

>>86753482
U

T

>>86753452
T

season 4 when?

>>86753505
N

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>>86753433
This.

>>86753527
N

>>86753321
if you watch everything through this cult like filter, i can't imagine you enjoying anything let alone what it must be like being forced to be around you for two minutes

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>>86753069
>>tfw only 3 more episodes left

>>86753295
>>86753359
>>86753386
>>86753453

Wizard of Oz is one of Lynch's favorite movies.

There's a lot of Wizard of Oz references this season. Also, Wizard of Oz is ultimately about someone having a dream of a fantastical world.

>>86753330
It is absolutely unheard of for television and actually fairly "avant-garde" even for arthouse cinema, he does a lot of interesting stuff with digital cameras and CG (continuing from IE)

>>86753452
I love her

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Really surprised Beach House or Xiu Xiu haven't performed at the road house. Anyone you guys expected who haven't shown up yet?

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Are you guys hopeful? I'm keeping my hopes up oh man http://www.slashfilm.com/twin-peaks-season-2-discussions-havent-happened-yet/

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>>86753331
wiZARD of OZ, you say?

>>86753638
All that's left is Julee Cruise and Eddie Vedder.

>>86753330
It's been a ride

>>86753652
I don't care. Lynch never planned on it, but he said if they want him to he can think of something.

>>86753638
I really liked the thought of Beach House there.

>>86753638
DUDE if Xiu Xiu don't show up I'll be LIVID

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>>86753378

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Was he a woodsman?

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>>86753452

>>86753665
Julee Cruise is going to be the finale. There's no way he puts in fucking Eddie Vedder over her.

>>86753723
:3

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>>86753142

>>86753723
Perfection

>>86753716
The shadow says it all

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>yfw they finally talked about Judy

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>>86753797
I SAID WE AREN'T GOING TO TALK ABOUT JUDY

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>>86753638
I thought they were setting up Sky to pull a James. What else was the fucking point?

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>>86753825
Kyle is cute! CUTE!

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>>86753716
I'd say yes, especially given that they were trying to fix the lamp which was likely not broken but just being affected by the woodsman's presence

>>86753331
and the fact Earl calls him Judy

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Any of you see the original Mulholland Dr?

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>>86753858
Damn right

>>86753887
Really?

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>>86753909
Yes also the the one in between.

>>86753452
She has such a warm smile holy fuck ;_;

>>86753909
C'est kino

>>86753847
World building.

>>86753909
Can't stand Liv Ullmann's accent Tbh

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Fellas don't talk about Judy.

You'll never guess, there was a fish in Philip Jeffries.

>>86753716
Hard to say. What's certain is that this diner wasn't under the direct influence of the lodge, as was demonstrated right after by the spilling of the coffee.

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>>86753452
Rape!

>We're gonna keep her out of it
Why would Jeffries misgender Briggs?

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>>86753909
not even remotely comparable

And Persona is an absolute masterpiece. Mulholland drive is great too but Persona plays in another league.

Also Bergman, best director and best taste in waifus

>>86753652
>Season 2
Just say season 4, it's less confusing.

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Is there a family that has suffered more than the Palmers?

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>>86753909
I preferred Whispers of the Wolf. Prime shrimpkin action.

>>86753825
Conan O'Brien has aged poorly

>>86752930
David Lynch has a songwriting credit on that song, pleb

>>86753993
he doesnt fucking talk in the entire movie

>>86753745
>>86753638
>implying it won't be an encore performance of James

Just you

and I

>>86754113
The Kennedys

>>86754107
Tru, "The Return" sounds stupid

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>>86754113
Not even extended family was immune ;_____;

>ANIMAL LOIFE
What did he mean by this?

>>86753638
ep16 is Xiu Xiu, 17 has no performance and 18 is Vedder.

Screencap this.

>>86754113
The Horne's

>Donna is the result of adultery
>Johnny is retarded
>Audrey was raped by a dopplegagner from another dimension while being in a coma after being blown up in a bank explosion
>Audrey gives birth to Richard, pure evil
>Audrey is seeing some half midget abomination

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>>86754113

>>86754227
Charlie did nothing wrong, if anything he's the one suffering, being married to a delusional overweight harpy.

>>86754042
A percolator!

Fuck the kettle shitposters.

>>86754209
ep 16 is Bare Naked Ladies, 17 is Vedder and 18 is an encore of James Hurley playing "just you and I"

screen cap this

>>86754293
delete

>>86754257
I want a show about the Fusco Boys and the Mitchum Bros

>>86753665
>plot wraps up in episode 16
>episodes 17 and 18 are a 2 hour Eddie Vedder concert documentary

>>86754329
I didn't sign an NDA, no worries

>>86754202
Sheryl Lee has cute cheeks

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>We'll probably never see Candie, Fuscos, Battling Bud or the Mitchums ever again
I don't want the Dougie story to end.

>>86754361
The fuscos sell Candie to a cartel in Mexico that was connected to Diane

Battling Bud fights the 3 idiot cops and kills one of them. He also goes to jail and gets shanked by ike the spike

>>86754361
Cooper gets his mind back, realizes the doppelganger already soiled his name, and just pretends to be Dougie for the rest of his life. At least he can fuck Janey-E every day.

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How's Annie?

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>>86754347
I want to pinch them

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>>86754042
Fellas don't drink the tea.

You'll never guess... Philip Jeffries was in the percolator!

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Predict Cooper's first words when he wakes up.

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>>86754643
>LITTLE

>>86754509
>that ugly tramp stamp
DAMMNNN YOUUU JOHN CARPENTEEEER

>>86754643
Dale Cooper.

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Candiefags and CUTEposters step aside.
Best girl coming through.

>>86754509
I want to be that snek

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>>86754643
Vedderfags btfo

>>86754643
>How's Annie?

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>>86754509
she might be a chestlet but that's a nice butt.

>>86754643
>>86754703
"Kept you waiting, huh?"

>>86754676
i hated this scene, it felt so lame. what was lynch trying to do?

>>86754643
dale pooper lol

>>86754643
hows annie?

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A cute maid appears!

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AAAAAAMEN!

>>86754643
Cherry pie

Macklay is the sweetet softest boi and I want him to get his own spinoff, The Mystery Adventures of Mister Macklay

>>86754703
>Cooper wears the same watch from the original show in The Return
>it looks like a Casio watch
>neither Janey nor anyone else around him points out how strange it is to see Dougie wearing an outdated piece of technology from the 80s

>>86754807
lmao

>>86754853
what was his fucking problem

KIDS-ZAH?
KIDS-ZAH?!?!

>>86754871
Casio watches are just that good!

>>86754643
"I fucking hate Windom"

>>86753658
Zardoz is a literal masterpiece that people hate for stupid fucking reasons, not unlike the return really

>>86754853
felt like hookin' him one right in the gabber when i first saw this scene. little twat.

>>86754871
Those old Casios are quite popular among the /g/ types.

>>86754643
he'll be deaf like gordon

>>86754676
what's this from

Was The Arm guiding Dougie's sexual performance?

>>86755018
Fire Walk with Me

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Will she be back?

>>86755075
>SQUEEZE HER CLIT OFF

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>>86754643
*gives thumbs up*
"Haha Coffee and cherry pie lmao Isn't that right Gordon?"
"LOL DUDE CHERRY PIE LITERALLY FUCKING DOUSED IN COFFEE WITH MY THUMB UP GORDON COLE'S ASSHOLE!"
[Melancholy Theme Plays]
"Holy fuck I love reddit!"

>>86755051
>>86755015
This looks like the setup for a porno or something

>>86755075
>YOU MUST
>PULL OUT

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>>86754871
nigga i wear a repro of an eighties casio and not a single fucking person has ever brought it up. you must be braindead if you think the barebones digital watch has really been improved upon since the eighties. that's how good they are. don't fix what ain't broke.

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>>86755135
call for help

I can't wait until the Vedderfags get BTFO on Sunday.

>>86755171
>nobody has complimented my shitty watch
>must mean that nobody has noticed it before

>>86755091
She's Judy

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>>86755152
maybe it is ;)

>>86755152
>Sheryl Lee will never do pov porn
Why even live.

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>>86755248
we don't need such a beautiful woman to be degraded like that anon

>>86755274
I want to rub those legs

been staying out of this general until I caught up, but now that I have, I have a question to ask: Does anyone know what the fuck is going on or are we just supposed to throw our hands up and go along for the ride? I mean I don't mind, I'm just curious.

>>86755218
>>>nobody has complimented my shitty watch
>>must mean that nobody has noticed it before
you specifically said that nobody brought up dougie's watch as anachronistic, because it isn't. older style casios are still produced. because of the tech becoming so commonplace now they're cheap as dirt. they're cheap and dependable digital watches worn by a fuckload of people and ive met at least three people in my line of work who wear the same kind of watch. at my old job cheap digitals were the name of the game because if you broke them doing the intensive labour the job required then it was no real loss.

tl;dr you obviously know fuck all about watches and were trying to make a retarded point. besides even if cooper's watch is one of those older more rare casio mdoels that's worth like $700 then what difference does it make? people wear those things all the time. watches never really go out of style except for pocketwatches.

>>86755323
I wasn't even that guy

Calm the fuck down, it's just a gay watch

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>>86755315

>>86755321
Pretty much the latter. Only thing that's guaranteed is Laura showing up with Cooper at the Palmer House.

>>86755323
shut up fag

>>86755321
I understand everything 100%.

>>86755388
Imagine being the pad that cover her pusy

>>86755274
I want to cum on her feet then lick it up.

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>>86754676
she really is best girl

>>86753638
I feel that Mazzy Star would have fit well.

>>86754643
Blue Rose

>>86754643
>turns to the camera
>Now about that Coffee --

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>>86755274

>>86752830
your shit series is getting boring, honestly.

can't wait for it to be finally finished, so i stop wasting my time on this amateur bullshit

>>86755589
>it's your fault that I'm wasting my time shitposting

you're a special kind of autist

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Literally me

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>>86755441
You want to do what?

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>>86753378
DELET

>>86752830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAM8jC_XCQ

Who the heck is Michael? Find out in SEASON 4 of Twin Peaks.

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>>86755589
t. MJA

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>>86755463
>>86754676
I don't recognise her at all. Episode/scene?

Here, have another rare waifu.

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>>86755463
P A T R I C I A N

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>>86754643
"you'll see"

What episode does season 3 start getting good?

>>86753549
Does Tammy not have a doppleganger? The quality of reflection speaks to me...

>>86755763
See >>86753147

>>86755763
1

>>86755321
The return is extremely linear and self explanatory compared to lost highway, mulholland drive and inland empire. Everything is eventually spelled out, even stuff that is obvious since the beginning (i.e. bad coop being the one behind the glass box).
If you don't get it maybe you're just stupid, or you're putting too much importance on the surreal imagery like jeffries being a teapot when it changes absolutely nothing of his role as a character, stuff like that is just there to create mood

>>86755798
Her doppelganger hides in her hips

>>86755763
-1 (Fire Walk With Me)

>>86754136

He was also in this band, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYP9CMG7s_s

>>86755763
FWWM

>>86755589
FROSTED
R
O
S
T
E
D

>>86753549
hnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>86755763
Yes

>>86755656
You read that correctly.

>>86755321

What questions do you have? There are a few gaps between plotlines that haven't been filled in but I've been really impressed with how well it all ties together so far.

>instead of being a strange but otherwise mostly normal FBI agent who's found himself in an extraordinary situation, FWWM and The Return have made it so that Cooper is psychic and was always part of a secret X-Files-esque task force
>Albert is also part of this task force despite showing no indication of being anything but a normal forensics expert and a skeptic
What kind of sense is any of this supposed to make?

>>86755831
Are they ever going to explain the box and what DoppelCoop is using it for and who the guy seen with him in the picture is?

>>86755974

I feel the same way, Lynch is kinda fucking everything up and making it way too ridiculous. Still love this new season to death, but it's kinda tarnishing the beauty of the original.

>>86755974
>Phillip Jeffries handpicked Cooper to be part of the Blue Rose task force and was his boss and yet Cooper never heard of him
None, it's a pretty forced way to tie everything together.
This and Harry Dean Stanton playing a completely different character just to force him into the show are the two most glaring flaws to me, I love HDS but his character in fwwm was completely different and not the hero of justice we see in the return

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I've marathoned the first 40 minutes of episode 4 and I'm already sick of retarded coop. Tell me it's over soon. Literally nothing happens every episode except him looking like a mong.

>>86754227
Richard is a pretty incompetent being of pure evil on everything but running away.

>>86754227
>>86754280
You guys don't get it. Charlie is a psychiatrist. He is trying to get an insane Audrey to break out of her psychosis and "leave" the house. She can't because she was raped and doesn't feel safe (and feels like 2+ different people).

The randos in the bar even say, when talking about Billy, that the one chick "shouldn't hang out with those nutjobs."

Billy and Audrey are patients at an asylum.

>>86756062
eddievedder.jpg

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bobe

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>>86756062

>>86756052
That wasn't Cooper

>>86756079
Fuck me, that would be cool.

Which asylum is THIS comfy tho?

>>86755974
I don't mind that so much because figured Coop was supposed to be psychic, but I will say the way Lynch has handled Laura so far is utter bullshit. He took a tragic story that had supernatural elements but a realistic, grounded basis (molestation, incest) and fucked it all up by making her some sort of divine Jesus being. She shouldn't be that and she shouldn't come back to life, it completely destroys the impact FWWM had.

>>86754940
Finally, a man with taste. I got to see Zardoz in a theater when a film preservation society showed it. Everyone was guffawing. Sure there are silly moments that I laughed at, but the movie is fucking incredible.

John Boorman's missteps are still awesome movies. Even Exorcist II at least looks like a beautiful movie!

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WHY
DID YOU GO?

WHY
DID YOU TURN AWAY
FROM ME?

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>>86755560

>>86756079
EXPLAIN HOW CHARLIE IS A MIDGET WITH NORMAL HEIGHT

>>86756143
Yes it was.

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If the Confederate Army stuff does not come back it'll all be a waste

>>86756151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQtm1eznrtU

Julee Cruise scenes are the best ones in Twin Peaks. The finale is going to be GOAT.

>>86756176
JUST WHO DO YOU THINK THAT IS THERE?

>>86756174
Charlie is two midgets stacked atop one another. Audrey asks who Charlie is because she has trouble differentiating between the two

>>86756151
Kino scene

>>86756072
Things Richard has been unsuccessful at:
>Starting a drug business (runs over a kid before he can start selling drugs; has to run away from town)
>Trying to cover up said hit and run by killing the witness (she survives)
>Using his associate Chad to hide the letter from said witness (he gets caught by fucking Lucy, a woman so retarded she forgot how cellphones work, and then arrested)
>Threatening what he thinks is an FBI officer (he gets beaten up in less then a second)
Things Richard has been successful at:
>Robbing an old lady and a retard who was tied to a chair
And seriously if Johnny Horne was free he probably would have failed that one too, Richard is just the worst criminal in the history of crime

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Was Ed secretly a neo-nazi?

>>86756015
I always thought he knew Good Coop was gonna come back somehow, so he built the box so he could enclose him there and kill him right then and there, but Good Coop landed on top of it.

>>86756168
>tfw you will never live in the black lodge

>>86756191
>Mark Frost is a liberal stereotype

I'm surprised it's not back, with some hamfisted anti-trump gags too

Hopefully Lynch stopped him from inserting too much liberal agenda

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>>86755974
He used an ancient Tibetan rock throwing method to point him in the direction of his first lead.

Tells the sheriff of the town that he knows who the killer is, then tells him he can wait to tell him until morning.

He uses a tape recorder to record his thoughts and actions for a woman he hasn't seen in years and, until recently, it wasn't clear if she existed at all.

He gets visited by a host of otherworldly spirits during both seasons.

He literally solved the case using MAGIC!

WHAT on GOD'S GREEN EARTH would lead you to refer to him as "mostly normal"?

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>>86755974
none of the FBI are normal in Twin Peaks
did you even watch FWWM? This is what a briefing looks like in the Bureau.

>>86756269
That was my impression too. Badcoop mentions being pulled back into the lodge at a specific time, but not intending to go back. he created dougie in order to take his place in being pulled back into the lodge

>>86756267
Jade's ass single-handedly ended racism in this universe

>>86756283
Lynch is a berniebro

>>86756144
I guess an asylum for the daughter of the town/region's most wealthy man.

But it makes too much sense at this point. Charlie is trying to get Audrey to leave. Would a normal person be like "Ok I'll help you find the guy you're fucking behind my back"? The dialog points not to soap-opera melodrama (which we thought when Audrey first appeared), but some type of disturbing mental disassociation or condition.

>>86756174
I dunno lol, Lynch loves weird-looking people. It looks like he is stuffing his arms into his coat to make him look stubby. The actor (something Middleton) is apparently a man of normal height.

>>86756349
that's good, they're the only tolerable liberals IMO

>>86756146
My exact sentiment, movie audiences are too cynical to enjoy actual art I think, which is probably why every movie that is a soulless corporate product is getting glowing reviews from professional critics nowadays
Zardoz is a beautiful movie dealing with the human condition & the issue of life and death in an interesting and original way, if a bit silly, capeshit movies of today deal with nothing and are pretty much overproduced youtube videos in terms of directing and editing, and are clearly sillier than anything in Zardoz, yet they are universally loved by the movie critic scene, which is a fucking joke

>>86756349
I don't think Lynch really cares about politics.

This show having no topical references all over the place is one of the best things about it.

>>86756283
it's not "liberal agenda," it's called being a decent human being lmao

>>86756146
>>86756386
Stop having a conversation with yourself, samefag

>>86756391
there's this thing conservatives do when they want to ignore cognitive dissonance where lefties they like are secretly apolitical and blacks they like are different from niggers...

>>86756397
It has to take place in 2014 because that's 25 years after 1989, when the original took place. They can't be topical.

>>86756406
0/10 bait

>>86756052
>and Harry Dean Stanton playing a completely different character just to force him into the show
People get mellow when they get older
plus he moved locations of the trailer park. In Deer Meadow, that town obviously had a bad atmosphere and had something off about it. Carl showing brief moments of happiness is probably why that weird Lodge being with the ice pack on her eye showed up randomly while he, Desmond and Stanley were in Teresa Bank's trailer. Probably was wondering who the fuck was happy. As soon as Carl notices them there, he becomes miserable again.

>>86756391
I think he's mainly interested in the persona of politicians. H only truly cares about TM

>>86756341
>>86756269
the doppelganger had two plans for Cooper.

First was the box, so he could be ripped to shreds by the Mother/Lady in Black/w/e. He was saved by the eyeless lady.

The second was, knowing a possibility that Cooper would switch with Dougie, that he would have Dougie killed the moment Cooper took his place. The assassins are all working for the late Duncan Todd, who is under orders to kill Dougie.

I bet if the doppelganger didn't think that a bumbling retard Cooper would be so unkillable, he would not have left the job to all of his incompetent white trash henchmen while he focused on the "real" threats. Ironically, the people he perceives as his real enemies are defenseless while Cooper only grows stronger and more death-proof.

I am convinced at this point that Hutch and Chantal are gong to die because Chantal drops a big bag of Wendy's while Hutch is driving and it falls under Hutch's break pedals.

>CHANTAL! I CAN'T GET MY DAMN FOOT DOWN OVER THIS TRIPLE-PATTY ALL-AMERICAN UNFROZEN BEEF, JUST LIKE WHAT DAVE THOMAS WOULD'VE WANTED! I CAN'T STOP THE CAR! AAAAAHHH!!!

post yfw the next three episodes are just cooper being blown away by iphones and ipads

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>THIS is considered the PUA game of an always-cool biker in Twin Peaks

HAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>86756457

>>86756062
Is he gonna shoot Lammy?

>>86756397
Coopre get ipad

>>86756412
>ugh how dare people enjoy movies in my shitposting board
SHERYL IS CUTE
VEDDER
CUTE MAID APPEARS
BUY MY BOOK
LYNCHED
DAVID LUNCH LOL
Feel better now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNX-E07tXM8

>>86756497
>how dare people call out my samefagging

>I'm surprised it's not back, with some hamfisted anti-trump gags too

Season 3 was filmed before the election was over. If we get season 4 then Twin Peaks will turn into the Stephen Colbert Show.

>>86756497
No. Throw some Judys over there, what's your hurry?

>>86756535
You're probably right

>>86756419
Is the phrase you're looking for "cognitive dissonance"? You don't "ignore cognitive dissonance," you just engage in it.

>>86756558
Don't expect some idiot spouting buzzwords to understand any of the words he's spewing

>>86756497
>He forgot about Missoula

Statistically there is 100% chance James will fuck Naido and leave her in a multiple episode arc that goes nowhere

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>>86756549
That is not something I care too much about discussing honestly, in fact I'd rather not bring it up at all

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>>86756549

>>86756602
phoneposter out

>>86756602
Ugly theme.

>>86756602
>5 minutes in mspaint

Samefag harder

>>86756535
Idk, Twin Peaks always felt like it was above politics. If such a shift happens it would only be Twin Peaks in name.

>>86754643
>doctor walks in with coffeepot
>d- damn fine coffee...

Shut the fuck up about Judy

>>86756619
>>86756622
My modem broke and I downloaded the first application I found, I'm new to this phoneposting shit so give me a break

>>86756386
I think if something tries a little too hard to express an idea, people are quick to mock a story or its author. As well I think modern audiences are just not conditioned to take stories seriously.

Now granted, the aesthetic choices of Zardoz are bizarre and the acting is hammy, but the main core of the idea is fascinating and the world is well-realized and like nothing much else on film. It helps that the movie itself is beautiful.

I was watching the original Carrie the other day when my sister's boyfriend just couldn't understand it. Like, a diet of superhero movies left him incapable of emotionally connecting with the material. It was either too silly or not scary (neither of which is the point, though the movie is debatably funny). He also keeps on telling me that we "need" to watch the 2011 The Thing and Alien Covenant, so I am not inclined to judge him a good arbiter of taste.

>>86756648
Why do people think that the series would get that way anyhow? It's just a dumb boogeyman fear that 4chan retards spout to keep themselves busy (guys Frost is just aching to turn this series into SJW I CAN FEEL IT!). Fuck, even in Frost's so-so book filled with people like fucking Richard Nixon,* the "politics" is less important than rants and rambles about evil spirits and lodges.

*Verified. An actual president of the United States of America. -T.P.

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>>86756558

>>86756412
I think samefag might have created Zordon, or whatever the fuck he's going on about.

>>86756719
There's a HUGE push to but liberal politics into all forms of media

And the fact that Frost spends all his free time bitching about politics means it's on his mind a lot, which means it's probably on his mind when writing

>>86756729
You can't ignore cognitive dissonance

That's like saying you can ignore your ignoring of something

>>86756300
This. Coop always had some weird shit going on. Nothing new. Fucking skipfags up in here.

Wish I could ignore this thread

>>86755974
its good to have a skeptic on the team

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>>86756280
>ywn eat BLP (Black Lodge Pussy) for 25 years

>>86756756
So it's either a global cabal of libruls, or a bunch of bad fucking writers in media industries who don't know how to make stories interesting without tapping into current events, softened by an echo chamber of equally bad critical writers who lap it up.

Which sounds more likely?

The difference is that, despite what this topic memes about, Frost and Lynch have a well-written series that is almost totally apolitical (the only topical reference thus far was Janey-E's "We are the 99%!" speech, like 10 hours ago). There is no reason to think that two veteran industry professionals would act like a couple of college amateurs.

I deny a "leftward slant" to a lot of media but it is wildly overblown by paranoiacs and scaremongers.

>>86756848
*don't deny

>>86756840
me on the right

>>86756719
>>86756756
It's why politics keep popping up on unrelated 4chan boards: someone wants to turn art into propaganda. What could be a beautiful, eternal statement on a facet of the human condition twisted into a talking point irrelevant in ten years.

>>86756661
I would argue that The Return has a similar problem, I did not get it at first either but I now find Dougie to be a beautiful rapresentation of absolute innocence and good will to the point that, even though he's 100% passive, he brings out the best in people (the scene where Sinclair tries to kill him and then goes through a life changing realization really drives the point home) and he made everyone around him better and less miserable; Meanwhile, most people in twin peaks are fucking miserable because they are clearly missing this positive force, and Doppelcoop is the complete opposite of Dougie in that he's absolutely evil (his masterplan seems to be unleashing a demon to the world just for the fuck of it) and always proactive and in control.
Again it may look silly to someone whose idea of an arthouse director is christopher nolan, someone who focuses squarely on autistic expository dialogue explaining everything because he thinks he makes him "smart" for not having "plot holes", but I think it's beautiful imagery nonetheless

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GET POLITICS OUT OF /TPG/

>>86756840
as long as it doesnt age

>>86756840
WHAT THE FUCK I NEVER REALIZED THAT WAS THE SAME GESTURE

>>86756756
Frost is a faggot but Lynch would never let him turn TP into politics. Season 3 is Lynch's baby.

>>86756848
It's both really. Mostly laziness and incompetence but there is undeniable agenda.

>>86754643

d0eag jone

>>86756888
I apologize for posting the Confederate Army thing I just thought it was one of the funnier 'dumb' season two subplots

>>86754757
IIIIIM NUUUUUCLEAAAAAR

>>86756940
It's one of my favorite S2 plots!

>>86756473
J-james is still cool ;_;

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>>86756888
Most of the discussion seems to be about how we want politics to stay out of Twin Peaks, which sounds good to me. Nice trips, btw.

>>86756840
>>86756917
For Cooper she offers two fingers instead of one

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>>86756963
I love Jacoby's dumb pseudo-psychology that would clearly only work in a world like Twin Peaks, it's great

>>86756975
>>86756975
>>86756975

>>86756457
When is Lynch going to direct an Apple commercial?

>>86756876
I think it's the simpler idea that, for once, the election was actually interesting which made the people pick sides and discuss politics more. The US election of the past 20 years have been really bland shit about picking the least retarded person between two retards who all had pretty much the same exact talking points, no wonder noone really gave a shit

>>86756987
Again?

>>86756883

>would argue that The Return has a similar problem, I did not get it at first either but I now find Dougie to be a beautiful rapresentation of absolute innocence and good will to the point that, even though he's 100% passive, he brings out the best in people (the scene where Sinclair tries to kill him and then goes through a life changing realization really drives the point home) and he made everyone around him better and less miserable; Meanwhile, most people in twin peaks are fucking miserable because they are clearly missing this positive force, and Doppelcoop is the complete opposite of Dougie in that he's absolutely evil (his masterplan seems to be unleashing a demon to the world just for the fuck of it) and always proactive and in control.
>Again it may look silly to someone whose idea of an arthouse director is christopher nolan, someone who focuses squarely on autistic expository dialogue explaining everything because he thinks he makes him "smart" for not having "plot holes", but I think it's beautiful imagery nonetheless

I think that Twin Peaks as a whole is a great vehicle to get people thinking about stories a bit more symbolically, because the series is so packed with visual metaphors that it is impossible not to notice them and think about them. In this way, David Lynch is not very cryptic in a way that, say, Stanley Kubrick would be (hiding all of the information subliminally). For Lynch, he wants you to notice every symbol. Characters talk obtusely about them, which makes you want to understand them, and in so doing, makes you the detective finding meaning.

Heck it got my normie family to think about things, even if they are mostly in it for the story and characters (the other big draw is that the cast is so well-realized and likable).

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>>86755747

>>86753433
A CUTE!

>>86757069
I just wanted to say I really liked talking with you anon, see you in the other threads

>>86757069
>>86757140
NOW KISS

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Ok "TEAPOT"! TEAPOT TEAPOT TEAPOT TEAPOT TEAPOT TEAPOT TEAPOT TEAPOT TEAPOT TEAPOT TEAPOT TEAPOT TEAPOT FUCKING TEAPOT JEFFERIES!!!!

>>86757017
>The US election of the past 20 years have been really bland shit about picking the least retarded person between two retards

That's what the last election was. And somehow they managed to pick the more retarded one of the two.

>>86757182
He's gonna kiss himself?
Everything about both anons is the same. The punctuation and habit of making a parenthetical statement starting with a lowercase letter and ending without punctuation, especially.
These comments are just like the show! So much detective work!

>>86754504
DEAD
DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD

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>>86757250

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>>86754788

>>86757276
You sound unhinged
>>86757250
It was undeniably more entertaining and the candidates had more differences between one another though, even bernie and hillary drew completely different crowds. I can see why this one got people back into politics as opposed to say, romney vs obama where both were just walking stereotypes with no personality

>>86756986
>the only cure is to play along and feed his delusion!
Wot

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>>86757409
Does THIS look unhinged to you?

>>86757473
It depends on what the Blue Rose means.

>>86757140
keep on speaking up for those weirdo movies man. One day people will understand.

>>86757276
now now, Kojak. Is it really so hard to accept that there are two anons who are fans of Zardoz who also browse /tpg/? Is that really so hard to believe?

>>86757473
No. It looks like trouble up top. Probably corruption at the level of deputy, or sheriff. Walking in place means a lot of leg work, too.

>>86756986
>>86757463
I would enjoy it so much more if the Adventures of Confederate Ben didn't have such a lame finale. It's literally something you see coming 10 minutes before it happens and it drags its ass to get there.

For my money I enjoyed the Nadine-rapes-Mike subplot more.

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>>86756655
>my modem broke so the first thing i did was make sure to prove someone wrong in an internet argument

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Cooper gives his life for Laura during the Twin Peaks finale. (Pic is from Episode 18)

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>>86758345
Fuck off you fucking leak hoarder.... Always taunting and teasing us with the fact you hacked showtime and are hogging the entire series to yourself! I hope bad karma gets you you cunt!

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>>86758345
>>86758718
Can someone already leak the remaining episodes already, or are you going to keep up posting this same old shit until the series ends? Why do you do it? For lulz?!

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>>86758345
AND WHY THE FUCK ARE PICTURES ALREADY ADDED TO THE REPLY BOX?! I DIDN'T FUCKING SAY I WANTED MORE REACTION PHOTOS!!! FUCKING SAGE THIS THREAD!!!

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>>86758345
FUCK YOU RELEASE THE EPISODES YOU FAGGOT! FUCKING NIGGER LOVING FAGGOT!!!!