>Name a comfier mentor than this You cannot

a decrepit old faggot lmao desu

>Yoda
>E.T.
>Falkor

Iron Man, Captain America, Hawkeye, Black Widow, the Hulk, Thor, Dr Strange

Why do women hate LoTR?

>>86747385
>Why do women

Stopped reading there.

>>86747416
Are you a woman?

>>86747446
The implication is that attempting to ask why a woman does anything is such a gargantuan amount of thinking and processing just to ultimately and inevitably fail in the end that to even utter these words is folly.

>>86747573
Woah dude you must be really smart you sound really intelligent by those words you use

>>86747385
>>86747416

>>86747225

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>>86747161
Jack Horner.

>>86747619
roastie lmao

>>86747290
Tough choice between yoga and gandalf but I think the jedi philosophy is flawed and gandalf is also a angel so I'll pick him.

>>86747710
/thread

>>86747710
Chokes me up when Dirk goes back to see Jack after the whole shotgun incident and they hug it out.

>I'm sorry Jack.
>I'm sorry too, kid.

Pai mei

>>86748058
He said comfy.

Dumbledore is unironically way better than this mumbling faggot

>>86748646
Wasn't Dumbledore somewhat ok with sacrificing Harry? Also, he was gay and it's implied that he had some kind of platonic crush on Harry. Creepy stuff.

>>86748772
>platonic crush
>creepy
Pick one.

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step aside

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>just watched Fellowship extended with my dad for the first time on a 4K tv
Shit was amazing

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>>86747161
Dude, Jeremy Irons in literally any role, and I mean ANY role .

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Easy.

>>86747161
I would have given you half a point more if you had opened as
>YOU. SHALL. NOT...

>>86747385
Because it's high fantasy with detailed world building requiring a big boy brain to understand.

>>86747161
Nigga was gettin high from the start. Anyone else posted never related. Like this wizard

>>86748035
I wish my father were more like Jack.

>>86747385
I know a girl who is practically obsessed with it.