>ywn be Caesar's and Kleopatra's son Why even live bros?

isnt that considered child porn

>>86746448
Didn't he get murdered? I can imagine a better life

>baby has a bigger dick than me
Really makes you wanna kill myself.

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>Caesar's

>>86746543
Only if it got you hard.

>>86746697
How would you get it hard?

>>86746448
>ywn be Pullo and Cleopatra's son

Feels bad, homines

>>86746448
>Congratulations on the first non incest baby born to your family in 300 years.

>>86746543
Only an American would even consider this.

>>86747040
I don't know, I wasn't the one asking if the presence of a baby's penis automatically equals porn.

I enjoyed Rome a lot. Any recommendations of TV which is similar?

>>86746448
ALEXANDRIA IS MY CITY
AND YOU KNOW I GOTTA REP
IN THE PTOLEMAIC DYNASTY
LETS ALL GO KILL SOCRATES

>>86748397
game of thrones, which is also a lot better.

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>>86746448
>Caesar's

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>>86746448
>Ancient Rome will never cheer at your penis

JUST END ME

>>86748791
I think this is Alexandria. Does that alter your feelings in any way?

>>86746448
LITTLE

>you and your parents will never be viciously murdered due to court intrigues you had no knowledge of

>>86746656
exactly

>>86748728

only if you enjoy bad hack writing plot holes characters you like ded inconsistencies forgetful hack writers

got is orgasmic for serial boykilling pedopervs

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>>86748728

>>86748728
I've watched GoT (who hasn't) but even though it's similar it's not as good as Rome

>>86748926
>you will never grow to a handsome teenboy and never lovingly rape a handsome teenboy of rome

;_;

>>86749277
>lucky dubs speak truth

scriptwriting of rome is tight and impressive

>>86748875
CEASARS

How did Rome's writers manage to make their cast way more relatable than Game of Throne's cast without resorting to cop outs like giving characters 21st century morals? Octavius is spoiled and treats slaves like shit yet still manages to be an extremely likeable character. Pullo is a murderer and rapist yet I'm still cheering for him in a non-edgy way.

>>86748397
The last kingdom, if you can stand the unlikable cunt mc

>>86750003
pullo did nothing wrong they all deserved it

>>86750226
fuck you man, Uhtred is awesome.

>>86750396
>all the women he raped on campaign deserved it
>the people he was paid to politically assassinate deserved it
I'm trying not to apply modern day morals to a man from the roman era, but Pullo was no saint.

>>86746448
Why did that baby have an erection?

How the fuck that baby gonna have a bigger dick than me man this is bullshit I'm fucking pissed

>>86750871

once saw vid clip of pre-teen boys wrestling in those tight wrestling jumpers and noticed one boy's dick is bigger than mine. wasn't sure whether to fap or kill myself.

Had a huge baby weiner

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HE WAS A CONSOLE OF ROME

>>86750968
That's fuckin illegal my man.

FRIENDSHIP WITH POMPEY ENDED

BRUTUS IS BEST FRIEND NOW

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>>86748791
dumbest post I've read all day. Quality chuckle to start my night.

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>>86748728

>>86751307

i did not know suicide is illegal.

>>86751507

You go directly to death jail. Fuckin full of Dementors m8.

>>86746448
who is his wife's son's father?

>>86746448
>implying that's not Pullo's son

>>86749578
PIZZA

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>>86750797
Well if you notice it is slighty wet looking, it is because Ciarin Hinds gave it a succ

>>86754459

I didn't know Caesar was a jew.

>>86750754
He raped people?

>>86754952

He was a straight white male so the rape is implied.

>>86754952
https://youtu.be/AMRa81F00io
It's strongly implied in this scene.
>british women, now thats savage cunny. You have to hunt them down and chase them like deer
>when's the last time you had a woman who wasn't paid or crying?
Mind you this implies he probably just raped when they were pillaging the villages of their enemies, as was pretty typical of the time. It's not like he was some weird serial rapist roaming the streets of rome or anything. The world was very different 2000 years ago.

What was Caesar's tax policy?

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Ayy lmao

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>>86757426
Imagine being Caesar in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sevilla of the Junii, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific alien monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both for political reasons and to create a heir." when all he really wants to do is fuck another Egyptian Queen in Alexandria. Like seriously imagine having to be Caesar and not only lie in that bed while Sevilla flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, day after day, hour after hour, while she perfected her coitus. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as all the slaves in the room tell her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SEVILLA OF THE JUNII LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to lie there and watch her pale fucking alien face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of royalty and sex slaves and later alleged soft young boys for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Rome. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with her handmaidens in the previous months. And then she calls for another round, and you know you could kill every single person in this house before her guards could put you down, but you lay there and endure, because you're fucking Caesar. You're not going to lose your future Imperator status over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it