what is the absolutely worst fucking movie you have ever seen? Why?

>>86743689

We're the Millers

completely predictable, shit jokes. predictable ending. it's a cringefest

hot dogs is loads worse in terms of unnecessary dick/pussy jokes

>>86743766
worse than what, neighbors 2 or we are the millers?

>>86743804
worst*

>>86743846
ahh gotcha

Is Seth Rogen the living embodiment of the nu-male?

>>86743689
Chloe "Box Office Poison" Moretz

after the dark
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1928340/

its one of those "people stuck in a elimination/puzzle" movies

the embodiment of "fuck borders and law and shit" is the final message

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Comedy isn't for Chloe.

>>86743689
Willy Wonka with Johnny Depp

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>>86743935
he joined a frat as a special initiate, so that kinda takes away from the sterotypical numale stench

>>86743846
more like wurst haha

>>86744046
Nothings for Chloe except sweet gains.

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>>86744046
oh yes she is

>>86744094
haha drumpf would be proud haha

>>86744101

fucking shit

>>86743689
meet the spartans

>>86743689
La La Land
Easy A
Movie 43
The Mummy 2017
John Wick 2
Okja
Guardians of the Galaxy 2
Logan
Kong Skull island
King Arthur Legend of the Sword
Get Out

>>86744176
>Easy A
holy fuck it was so bad

>>86744195
>>86744176
emma stone is easily worst emma

>>86744101
this is just mean now

>>86743689
Love exposure. God you'd have to be a turboweeb to even enjoy this 4 hours long mess.

>>86744195
Yet """"""""""""people""""""""""""""" here unironically call it kino

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>>86744225
would you like more

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>>86743689
>bad neighbors
>not niggers

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Anchorman 2
Girlfriend loved the first one and wanted to see it
Movie sucked so bad it makes me angry

>>86744176
Get Out is one of the best movies of 2017.

>>86744255
>/tv/

>>86744195
Fucking hell just saw the trailer, who thought this shit was a good idea?

>>86744053
>special initiate
is that impressive? it sounds like he got in by sucking dicks or something

>>86744404
fratenities will initiate spectacular prospects without a pledge process sometimes, in the case of sigma phi epsilon that is every prospect. For seth rogen it's because he's famous

>>86743689
Thor: The Dark World.

>>86743689
Nell
https://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=GHbQI2305qw
It's a serious movie, but it's chock full of cringey, quotable stuff.
>>86744176
You've got a fine eye for shit,my man. I'm impressed.

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>>86744275
i didn't see anything wrong with this picture until i realised her arms had been shopped out

Purge - it tries to be smart with new ideas but ends up being garbage.

>>86744275
>Dat puffy pusey, though

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>>86743689
What is it with Chloe and god awful movies?

On the top of my head, Batman V Superman and Suicide Squad were the ones that made me wonder how those people got thoses jobs and in what other branch of business could someone as incompetent as Zack Snyder get such a high profile job

>>86744176
>John Wick 2
Not as good as the first, but come on.
>Logan
You contrarian dork.

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This is the only movie I have ever watched that I would readily describe as "insufferable"

I've heard the sequel is worse, but I refuse to watch it

>>86744292
That would be titled: Movin' Out

>>86744568
I wonder if they will ever release the director's cut.

>>86744595

This might be the world's smuggest movie

You have ten seconds to name a worse movie than this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23i3YLBiHJQ

protip: you can't

>>86744176

"Movie", retard, not "movies"

>>86744595
Saw th sequel at a friend's house while we sobered up after bars. The only thing worse than it was this one girl going on and on to each new person that walked in the room about how all the effects were practical or could be done in real life.

>>86744663
America was a mistake

>>86743689
i bought it (5 bucks)
cause it has chloe

The Thirteenth Floor. It's a depressing, poorly acted and confusing rip off of The Matrix that doesn't even play by it's own rules. If you ever meet anybody that praises this movie then turn around and run.

>>86743689
Things

>>86744595

I shut it off after Woody Harrelson did his shitty mind control/retard talking gimmick. Top 5 worst movies I have ever seen.

>>86744862
It doesn't help that it looks 20 years before its time when compared to the Matrix.

>>86744176
It must be hard to have such shit taste

>>86744595
What made it even worse was how they explained all the plot holes away with "magic"

>>86744862
>>86745004

tbqh senpai, Thirteenth Floor came out the same year as Matrix and it's based on a sci-fi novel from the 60s about a virtual world.

But yeah, Matrix had cutting edge special effects and an action angle so it stole all the thunder. But its many clever ideas it stole from a 90's comics, down to specific plot points

Thirteenth Floor is still a subpar movie, btw

>>86744663
Hold on to your butts. This is the only movie I've ever actually turned off. I sat through Catwoman. I sat through Sausage Party. But this fucking abomination was too much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPKiqWqgfx0

>>86744053
>implying being in a frat doesn't make you numale

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Baywatch. Absolutely horrid. Usually anything with Daddario in it is terrible but I decided to give it a chance and wow.. like, wow. Efron and Priyanka Chopra carried it- speaking of those two, they were the only attractive people in the movie (along with The Rock, of course). Which obviously isn't an issue with most movies but this one in particular put so much emphasis on the whole "baywatch babe" thing, when in reality, of the three baywatch girls, Ilfanesh Hadera was the only bearable one to watch. The plot sucked. Still #pissed though, fuck the critics!

>>86743689
Ones that come to mind immediately.

Cloverfield, Session 9, Natural Born Killers, The Final Destination (2009), and Old dogs (I think that is what it was called. The one with Robin Williams).

They're all god damn abysmal so it's hard to choose.

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This caused me to break up with a girl. Usually I can fit in with the normies but she wanted to watch this with her mom. It was so bad I couldn't help but call out what was going to happen next in the predictable plot and groan at how bad and stupid it was. The """"emotional"""" ending made my girlfriend tear up so I jokingly teased her about it. Turned to look at her mom who I realized had also been crying. Yes I know I'm an autistic asshole

>>86743689
Baywatch reboot, every year tops the previous

Would you rather

>>86744176
Bait.
Now i can leave because I know this thread is bullshit.

>>86745193
>>86745274
Good men

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>>86745166
these aren't numales they're just dickheads

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>>86745157
>>86744663

>>86745240
I had more or less the same experience with The Holiday.

>>86745240
Kinda the same story, but it happened with Remember Me.

It didn't help that I actually started laughing at the plot twist because it was so ridiculously hammy...

>>86745222

Natural Born Killers is pure satire and a good flick. Do you hate fun?

>>86745193
>speaking of those two, they were the only attractive people in the movie (along with The Rock, of course).

I'm not defending the movie or her acting, but if you don't think Daddario is attractive you might be gay.

>>86745004
>20 years before its time

That term doesn't mean what you think it means.

>>86744176
Logan was so fucking bad why must I be reminded

>>86743689
Epic Movie and Disaster Movie.

Forced unfunny trash

>>86745514
Have you seen her? She's a 6/10 on a good day. Big tits can't even save that trainwreck of a woman

>>86745240
Ironically Sandra Bullock plays an autist and the emotional ending was about people accepting her

Birdman

I win

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>>86744176

>>86744595
this was shockingly bad considering what they had to work with

>>86744176
>Logan
>bad
shit taste

>>86744595
>Now You See Me
>Now You Don't

Huge opportunity missed with the sequel title honestly

>Now You See Me Again
>Just Kidding, You Don't Actually

>>86744568
wtf wasn't julianne moore the mum?

Greenberg is the only time I walked out

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a lot of my nerdier friends really like it, but i just thought it was fucking boring

didnt even finish it

>>86745472
I did the same. I was laughing while they were choking up.

>all these meme responses
You guys haven't seen bad movies
The correct answer is Monsters A Go-Go, legitimately confusing and unwatchable

>>86745618
Logan lame yo

>>86743689
I REQUEST THE SETH ROGEN COPYPASTE ABOUT SAUSAGE PARTY

>>86745593
This isn't a contest of who can be the most contrarian, anon. Although looking at this thread, I could forgive you for making the mistake

Bayformers 2, walked out of cinema mid movie.

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>>86743689
Battle Royale II: Requiem

>>86745728
There isn't one good movie in rhis thread

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It's a cliche answer, but it's true. It's just so fucking horrid.

>>86743689
This comedy about cops with sandra bullock and some fat cow, the only movie I left the cinema fromm

>>86745701
how the fuck is it >the absolutely worst fucking movie you have ever seen?

>>86744568
lol jodie foster wasn't in carrie

>>86744595
i actually quite liked this movie, in a post-oceans 11 world. was a solid 6.5/10 for me.

>>86745166
>implying nu male has a set definition

>>86745821
Yer right, Wonder Woman was lamer

>>86743689
this movie does have a scene of Chloe pegging someone so it's not the worst one out there

>>86744595
Someone please post the card scene from the sequel.

>>86745646
>>86745827
Lol Madela effect

transformers 4. pure, pure dogshit. i had low expectations, and i was only there to be with friends, but oh boy, did this manage to suck serious ass.

walked out of the cinema screen 35 mins in and snuck into see 22 Jump Street.

one of my best ever decisions.

>>86745534
The only thing you should be reminded of is how shit your taste is.

Scary Movie 5 should get a mention here too. It was even more depressing because I was a kid when the first Scary Movie came out and remember how everyone loved it.

>>86744176
Kong is the best movie on this list

Have not seen Mummy yet though

>>86745976
>butthurt over Lame Logan

>>86743689
Batman v Superman

>>86745502
>Natural born killers
>Fun
No. More like a fucking headache.

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Got dragged to it by my gf. Lets just say if the pussy game wasn't ridiculous I'd have been doing that thing that makes me feel like a God and then putting her in the hole in the woods instead of the prostitutes.

1313 cougar cult

>>86746042
Logan is the best capeshit film in years. Not that the bar was very high, but it's still a good movie.

>>86743975
>isn't she some blaze it 420 fatty in that

>>86743689
Dumbest: arrival
Worst: mummy maniac

>>86745222
>cloverfield
>final destination
>natural born killers

You seem dull

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

>>86745240
Movie was so bad Sandra went to pick up her razzy in person.

>>86746262
No, it's not

>>86745166
They're not though
Total retard crypto-Chads but not nu-males

>>86746405

For half a second I thought you meant the 1994 film and I was getting damn near triggered

>>86745961
>22 Jump Street
This was retard-kino done amazingly well

Hero

>>86745472
>>86745668

I started laughing at it in a theater full of weeping hamwhales in New York City. Hoo boy were they fucking mad.

>>86746162
Fucking hell I forgot about this one
Literally a 2-hour live-action Family Guy episode, complete with LIKE THAT TIME cutaways every 5 seconds

>>86744052

Better than the original which totally shit on the book.

>>86744595
I agree anon. By far the worst movie I've ever seen.

>>86746499
The only issues I can imagine you having with this movie are it having yet another unremarkable, disposable villain and the fact that they only decided to make one single Logan clone. It's far from a bad movie.

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>>86746162

Norm pls

>The Dictator was not only willfully produced by human beings but also made a profit

In the end, is it all worth it? Is any of this worth it?

Dark Star.

>>86746405
Caught that with best buddy one day. We barely made it through doing the MST3K routine due to how bad it was.

For me:
Powder
Crazy/Beautiful
Song of the Sea
Dark Water
Bloodrayne

>>86743689
project x. Some movies are so bad theyre good but this will never be that, this movie was just disrespectful, its like watching a couple of fat sweaty jews jack eachother and never get off.

>>86746735
Boring, depressing, lame story

>>86745664
dude he was blind the whole time.

>>86745157
you probably liked twilight hu?

>>86747224
You could say the same thing about the titanic or the bible.

>>86744176
King Kong was so fucking bland, holy shit. I completely forgot that I watched that

>>86745683
Only bad cause MST3K brought it to you attention.

The Strangers

>>86744176
Based. I kinda liked John Wick but it was worse than the first.

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>>86743689
>chloë grace moretz
>chloë grace
>chloë
>ë

>>86743689
Op I was just thinking about how this was the worst sequel ever made

>>86746960
>Song of the Sea
Take it back. That movie was magical

>>86745157
That's not a real movie. I refuse to believe it

>>86743689
Yeah that one too OP. Had to turn that shit off halfway through.
>DUDE GAY MARRIAGE
>DUDE WEED
>DUDE FEMINISM
>DUDE ATROCIOUS ACTING

>>86744176
I'm probably the only person on the planet who is thought movie 43 was funny

>>86744176
John wick is easily going for one of the best trilogies of all time

>>86743689
The first one was actually fun but the second one was literal trash holy shit someone tell me what happened

>>86744306
If youre nigger lover

>>86744570
Nice b8 m8 i r8 8/88 keep up the h8

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>Not posting the obvious

>>86749158

>implying anyone watched it

>>86743689
>what is the absolutely worst fucking movie you have ever seen? Why?
Anything with Seth Rogen in it.
Seth Rogen.
He's the same guy in every movie.

>>86745618
Im not saying logan was bad it really wasnt but i just dont think wolverines that interesting of a character to make a whole movie just about him for the 3rd time i fell asleep in theater but thats because i was high

>>86743751
It's not even that painful and the make-out scene is mildly arousing if you're a hopeless beta orbiter

>>86744663
jesus christ, can you even call that a movie at this point? It's just terrible shit that they happened to film

>>86748884
Fuck that the first one for thinking it would be funny to show a baby chewing on a condom then the dr. Joking about the kid having aids i wish i could run into seth so i could whoop his ass for making such filth

>>86749444
AUTISM TRIGGERED

>>86746692
>Better than the original
in 10 years of browsing /tv/ this is the most pleb opinion i've ever read

Spider man 2 with the kid after tobey

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this ruined any movie career Swardson was going for

>>86743689
Not the worst movie, but the worst I've seen lately is War for the Planet of the Apes.

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>>86749730

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Not even halfway through watching this I started to wonder whether or not this fucking thing was made ironically

>>86743689

This would probably qualify if I had the stomach to last more than 20 minutes.

>>86749444
that was actually funny you autist

>>86745222
nbk is kino and, wait for it, you didn't get it

>>86745222
you are a retard

>>86749807
This

The first movie doesn't get enough credit for how at least the main characters mostly have reason for behaving the way they do.

The sequel was just "yay feminism" with no self awareness whatsoever.

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>>86744663

>>86745331
How can you walk around like that and not feel embarrassed?

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Quite possibly one of the worst movies I've ever watched. Went to the theater to watch it and afterwards had an irrational hatred of anybody under the age of 18 because of the shitty attitudes of the school children.

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>>86749667
>The only miovie that had the costume right and a decent plot.
Your opinion has the same shit flavor your taste does.

>>86743751
That kissing scene though

>>86750013
Why would anyone go to the theater to watch a movie with that poster?

>>86750094

Didn't see the poster beforehand.

epic movie
meet the spartans
movie 43
sucker punch
avatar the last airbender


these days i dont go see movies i know will be bad.

>>86744663
There's always somebody getting hit by a car in these shitty movies.

>>86750137
Fair enough.

>>86750165
>He saw all those movies in the theater
Unforgivable. You're the one ruining kino.

>>86750028
He was talking about Andrew Garfield as 'the kid after Toby', you retard. The Spiderman 2 he's referring to is "The Amazing Spiderman 2", the one with Jaime Fox (I think)

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>>86744663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zwtZgV3_hQ

probably about as shit as eachother

>tfw this cost at least a few million to make

insane

>>86750205
ive been doing better. i wont even pirate schlock these days and i have been to the theater maybe 3 times in the last 2 years

Manchurian Candidate remake w/ Denzel.

I can't really put my finger on it, it just rubs me the wrong way, I can't stand it.

>>86750013
I've seen worse

>>86750243
Tara Reid looks like THAT?!?

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>>86744663
>>86745157
>>86750243
All these fucking movies look like collections of bits from porn parodies that they stick between the hardcore sex action scenes.

Speaking as someone who likes Terry Gilliam films, Tideland is fucking awful

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>>86744663

>the virgin laugh

ok someone needs to make it now

>>86750678

I've been saying YUM! like that guy for 10 years now

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For whatever reason my orthodontist's office always had this playing on the TV. I saw the whole thing about 5 times and couldn't stand it.

>>86744774
Characters literally disappear between camera shots

>>86745240
>That chinks in it

Of course he is

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undeniably

>>86745193
This movie was so weird.
It's this slightly raunchy dumb comedy movie which then suddenly turns into a spy movie where people are being violently killed left and right halfway through.
It was such a sudden change in atmosphere that destroyed everything the movie had going for it, which was pretty much next to nothing already.

>>86744224
More like Enema (Kidney) Stone

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>>86743689
although sandler has admitted this entire film was just a vacation for him and his buddies paid for by the production company, it's still a terrible movie.

Fred: The Movie
Feels like I'm cheating picking that though, so Fifty Shades of Gray maybe.

>>86743689
God's Not Dead, Movie 43, or Don't Kill It (but it kind of feels like a sin to put the last one on here, because it's one of the most entertaining movies I've ever seen).

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>>86753970
>found the fag

>>86745664
>>86750028
these are good

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>>86754116
>he sits through hours of horrible comedy to fap to clothed women

>>86744053
>Jewish frat
Yeah, nice try Slomo

>>86744255
I genuinely don't understand that. People always try and compare it to Mean Girls. It's like 30 fucking steps below that, it's so fucking cringeworthy and terrible. Definition of So-you're-probably-wondering-how-I-got-here-core

>>86746467
Kek based sandra

>>86751680
Whats wrong with his lips? Im getting some serious uncanny valley effect going on here.

>>86743751
It wasn't all that bad. It had Jennifer Aniston performing striptease

>>86744046
Movies/TV in general aren't for Chloe

>>86754219
pike isn't a jewish frat, they're protestant

>>86743689
don't fucking remind me OP, luckily i didn't pay to see it though, however it did feel like i got robbed of my time. I should've just sneak into Nice Guys afterwards.

>>86754219
>>86754704
they literally have a crusader helmet and cross in their emblem

Rough Night. Dragged to see it and I wanted to vomit the entire time.

>>86753639
Literally this

>>86751291
What would the Chad chuckle sound like?

>>86750002
They're in San Francisco, so they would fit in

>>86753336
This was one of those comedy movies where I don't remember any of the jokes if there were any

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>>86744101

>>86744176
wow what an edgy contrarian

>>86744052

I watched the insanely shit Epic Movie and they had a part that was a parody of that only with Crispin Glover as Willy Wonka and he was perfectly creepily off kilter. I was bummed that such a superior portrayal was wasted on a fucking spoof brothers movie. Even the fact that there was a whole shitty Fergalicious dance scene didn't take away from how great Crispin Glover was cast in that shit heap of a movie

Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice. It's like a manual on how not to make a movie.

The Last Airbender, it was so bad I couldn't finish watching it even though it was pirated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RpgbZcHk_A

Someone tell me about Jack & Jill or The Emoji Movie, I have seen neither.

Anyway my vote would be Camp Rock (when I was still a minor, a friend of mine actually liked it and i turned on the tv one day and camp rock happened to be on so out of a morbid curiosity I watched some it. it was pretty bad)

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How has this shit not been posted?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3MkPnncMLI

Watched expecting some good boob scenes of meredith sallenger but there's none actually

>>86744595
This

>>86751680
The mental image made me kek

>>86757826
do not post that evil here

>>86745767
Holy shit, this one.

>dude from first one becomes a terrorist fighting the govt.
>girl who survived with him basically died offscreen, ruining BR1 retroactively
>wastes first 20min showing kids getting killed in training
>wastes next few minutes with Saving Private Ryan ripoff scene
>next hour is just like 5 characters fighting each other
>pretty sure the main kids join BR1 protag instantly

>>86743689
>reddit facial expressions

>>86748278
it's to show that the 'e' is pronounced, instead of it just being 'klow'

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>>86743689
literally the only movie I've ever walked out of.

It was a saturday night and I was there alone, I left not even halfway through and went back to the barracks (was in the army at the time) and rethought my life, decided to put serious effort into meeting someone and was married less than a year later.

the marriage only lasted 5 months, but that movie was worse than getting a divorce

>>86757826
most that have seen it already killed themselves, sadly

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6xU-jmekpM

this movie should be recognized more for how bad it is

>>86758627
It is, how the hell don't you know that?

>>86745767
Pretty shit.

Not the worse...but yeah it's horrible

Sucker Punch, I always kinda know what to expect when I want to see a movie in a theater, that way I can't be dissapointed. This movie was the most boring shit ever, the only movie I ever walked out of

>>86758758
Some tits would've helped a little.

Lets be cops. Only movie I've ever walked out of the theater

>>86749233
Did you watch Observe and Report? I unironically enjoyed it.

>>86744176
I fucking hate these movies too

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>>86744176
>the mummy 2017
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

girlfriend dragged me to see Everything Everything

Also, Citizen Fucking Kane

>>86745921

wasn't it called the mandela affect?


fuucccc

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>eww, I once saw a movie that was a 6/10
Alright you memesters. This right here is the real shit. It was truly awful on every level.

>>86745240

sounds like you dodged a bullet there desu

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probably this. It came out when me and my friends were 13-14 and 2 of them convinced all of us to see it. I wasnt even a jaded kid who couldnt enjoy dumb humor I just legit did not laugh once during the entire movie.

>>86745664
would have been better with a white leading role

kangz don't do post apocalypse well

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>>86760640
Ninjas vs Vampires is a steaming pile of shit with no redeeming features other than it finally ending.

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This. Its an ET ripoff about a crippled kid which turns into a glorified commercial. I remember Ronald Mcdonald being in it at one point and doing a musical score about mcdonalds for literally no reason.

>>86745534
Kys

>>86744663
Easy, Breaking Wind, which is a shallow Twilight Parody with nothing but farting, and '30 Nights of Paranormal Activity with the Devil Inside the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo'

All three were by Craig Moss and are some of the worst movies I've ever seen

>>86749373
And a cunt

I want to Zach smash Chole.

Deathgasm, why? It seems like something made by teenagers who listened to Slayer's Hell Awaits for the first and think it's the greatest thing ever. I've been listening to metal for a decade at least and their representation of it was equal to people in the comments yelling "SLAYOOOOOR!". I also get it's supposed to be schlock, but it's not the good kind as Fright Night was.

>>86743689
Why does Seth Rogan star as himself in literally every single movie

>>86744176
Ugh this board sucks.

>>86748984
KEK
I'm fucking triggered

>>86761016
Fuck you, this is one of the funniest movies i've seen, it is a treasure

dat mcdonalds bear dancing scene is fucking kino

>>86757826
Lol saw this when I was a kid, liked it tbqh famalam.

>>86743689
Troll 2. It somehow managed to be even worse than Garbage Pail Kids.

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>>86744176
Why are there no Uwe Boll movies in your list?? Why do you like Uwe Boll movies??

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>>86743689
I know this is off topic but damn rose is such a qt

>>86743751
>guy gets bitten on the balls by a spider
>dude shows his junk with his huge swollen ballbag
What was this shit allowed?

>>86762955
Hello IHE.

>>86763110
Hi anon-kun!

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>>86763010
posting waifus is always on topic

>>86746635
I went with some buddies to go see that at the theater, because the ads made it look like a kick ass kung fu flick, and we all came away really disappointed. I fell into such a deep sleep while watching it, that I woke myself up talking in my sleep.

>>86744663
>tfw thought the trailer was hilarious
Kill me

>>86763084
..it's rated R, pal.

>>86746735
My only two complaints about that movie were that Laura was annoying as shit, and that Logan went out like a bitch. I went in knowing he was going to die, but I expected him to go out fighting, not being dragged away screaming.

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>>86763198
Fair enough

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>be named Cedric the Entertainer
>find a way to not be entertaining

I didn't laugh one time during this """"""""""comedy""""""""""""

>>86744663
>This looks great! An awesome B-movie comedy! I see the people that are commenting are bunch of idiots that just "don't get it". They should just go back to watching their independent film dramas. Stay away from comedies. "This sucks, it's garbage. What the hell is this?!". Eh.....just shut the hell up and don't watch it then.

>>86744595
so bad my brain scrubbed it from memory.

>>86749158
>>86749203
I actually laughed a few times. Sue me.

>>86744176
you haven't seen much bad movies, have you?

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Fuck this travesty of a film and that fucking ginger baby

>>86750002
having a lifelong persistent wealth so vast your mind cant wrap itself around. you, your kind, and your way of life is completely alien to these type of people. you are lower than insect, in that you aren't even noticed passing by them.

>>86744176
I agree with the list but you forgot the one that should have been at the top
Suicide squad

fucking terrible

>>86745240
it's just a dumb movie like what the shit you >>86760705
damn is your ex black?

>>86762889
this
any Stanley Kubrick meme movies are garbage

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Easily

>>86762889
>>86764993
Plebs

>>86760504
>hurr mai waifu

>>86744306
>Comedy Horror
>no comedy in it
>not scary
>full of cliches, inconsistencies and plot holes
>no deeper meaning than liberals have a hard on for niggers and whitey is still evil even if he voted Obama

Forgettable, pretentious flick. Nothing more you tasteless nigger.

>>86743689
definitely your pick and ride along 2

>>86744663

Isn't this supposed to be bad though?

>>86743751
ZOOLANDER 2

>>86745767
I watched BR and BR II right after that not so long ago
It wasn't the worst movie ever, but it lacked everything that made the first one good

>>86766427
It's weird too, as it's not like it was done by completely different people. Kenta Fukasaku wrote the screenplay for both films. The only difference was that he directed too after his father died, but it's not like the direction was the film's problem.

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This one right here
Armie Hammer was the only reason I sat through this entire movie
The worst part was that if they had cut all the parts with Johnny Depp it would've been an enjoyable above average movie
But no, Johnny had to play the same fucking role he has done for the last 15 years

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>>86743751
>tfw you actually laffed at a movie, but everyone in /tv/ hates it

>>86744101
THIS is the enemy bio-weapon?!

>>86744195
i never understood the purpose

she becomes a "slut" so people can talk about her and help the nerds out??? what??

>>86749608
Yeah but you've been here 10 years. You're clearly not the kind of person we should respect and listen to.

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>>86743689
This piece of shit right here. This movie has zero redeeming qualities.

>>86743689
This was an abomination. Did they really think a comedy would be funny by making it politically correct

>>86766741
>>86743751
I don't think I laughed a single time, but I still enjoyed the movie. For some reason I found it very compelling and engaging. Don't worry we can't be held responsible for our brain farts

>>86763552
i just watched it for the animation tbqh

>>86765968
thats a cool poster tho i admit

>>86743689
movie that doesn't resemble a proper movie: another gay movie 2
movie that does: eat pray love

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Even at age 15 it was difficult to stay in the theater. The vicarious embarrassment of the entire audience at being party to such an abomination was palpable in the air.

Worse than Shyamalan's The Last Airbender

>>86765968

2deep4u

>>86764993
>Friends tell me to watch Clockwork Orange when I was like 13 years old
>Watch it
>30 minutes in I turn it off when I realize it's just some edgy dark bullshit where some fag in a gay hat drinks milk (probably Kubrick himself trying to emulate the character that's himself but make him cooler and definitely not bullied in his youth).

Then

>2 years later
>watch The Shining
>Oh wow Jack Nicholson is off is rocker!!!! The hotel is insane, no one is there
>Turn it off after the 2 girls and the blood scene

Kubrick fans just love watching shit that makes so sense.

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repligator was (the) shit

neil breen's double down, mostly because i went in expecting something like The Room or some other shlocky garbage, but it was like one really long metal gear solid 4 cutscene (the ones where characters just give endless exposition, not the cool action or drama cutscenes) without characters or motivations i cared about. Just Neil Breen giving surface level information about the nature of warfare and biological weapons while occasionally reminding us he's a world class hacker bioterrorist ex cia agent.

>>86765023
depp's daughter is fuckin hot
smith's daughter looks like a fuckin brick

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I've sat through alot of shitty kids movies, but this was by far the bloodiest abortion I ever saw.


for example,


>>86763552

Hotel Transylvania 2 is fucking Citizen Kane compared to Chipwrecked.

>>86749158
why is there a random guy doing the finger pistol in the middle of a street fight against ghosts

>>86766829

Andross is an insane fool

>>86763084
I love cringe kino but that scene gave me too much second hand embarrassment. Something about a beta showing his dick to two hot girls is too much

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I loved this piece of shit when I saw it.

>>86745157

Sausage Party was honestly not as terrible as advertised.

I mean it was shit, but it wasn't poorly done enough to leave an impression

>>86763552
I got bitches
All on my dick everyday
Sucking on my balls

>>86757826

That goes without saying at this point.

>>86762889

0/10 not even contemplating exertion of effort

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>>86746905
Go fuck yourself

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Maybe not the worst movie I've ever seen but certainly the most forgettable

This, and Ted 2, I went months afterward without even remembering I saw them in theaters until a friend brought them up