Breaker breaker, you got yer ears on?

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>>86743551
Breaker breaker come in Earth. This is rocket ship 27, aliens fucked over the carburetor on engine number 4, I'm gonna try to refuckulate it and land this thing on Juniper. Hopefully they have some space weed, over.

>>86743723
10-4 good buddy, now whats your handle

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>>86744240
They call me Love Machine, good buddy, over

>>86744240
rocket ship 27, over

Watch out for a Kojak with a Kodak right after Chi town

>>86743551
Watch out Smokey you got an Alligator up a head, back it down so you don't become bear bait

>>86744356
10-4, Love Machine. Back off the Hammer, you got a bear trap up ahead. Over.

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10-4 good buddy, this is Hairy Beaver haulin balls and pushing pop. What's your 20?

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When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" ... "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

>>86744829
Hey Beaver, i'm on I-680 headin'for Omaha.
Ever been to Daisy's Puke'n'Choke?

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Mercy's sake, my new boss is an asshole, makes haul manure through the whole state.
That never would've happened if Chuck was still alive, over.

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>laughs in burt

We got us a convoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnJEeHND_lQ