Who was in the wrong here?

BROWN BRICKS

Review kino coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHsxCjuKfoY

how many inches again

MOVE THE GLOW TO THE BROWN BRICKS

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>>86740874

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>>86740874
All Mike wanted to do was play Mineycrafta

Has Mike ever acknowledged this video after he deleted it?

>>86741227
Ummmm,good question,i honestly don't know.

>>86741227
Hell, no.
He instantly deny is existence.
He'll do anything to get it taken down if someone uploads it and he finds it.

>>86741227
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacre/comments/6e5hmg/shedding_some_light/

>tfw we'll never see Gadget square off against the Loco Bandito

YOU CAN SHUT UP NOW

>>86741427
That was a really good response, why do people hate Mike again?

>>86741427
Even Cinemassacre fans hate Mike lol:
>Phew. Where do I begin with this one?
>I can speak as a character witness for Mike, and I unfortunately have nothing nice to say. I moderated for a big gaming forum in 2008 that had an AVGN section(check my history to find out where), and I was contacted by Mike over an issue because I can only assume he saw me online at that moment.
>He was rude, he was degrading, and he made me question if James was anything like him. It hurt as a fan, but you agreed to do a job - even if it's volunteer.
>I've met James twice, and he's a class act. The second time was when I was drunk and James literally had a circle of people around him at a convention arcade at like 3am. He was still all smiles and shook my hand.
>The point I'm making is Mike should maybe look at James' good nature and try to mimic it just a tad.
>Good luck to James.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqStuog8Znc

>>86740874
his mother for gave birth to him

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>>86741795
I never get tired of watching this

SLOPPY MUD HOLES

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>>86741795
>oh look, a free iPad

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>>86741644
Quick rundown on Mike Matei

>James Rolfe's best friend since college
>originally encouraged James to make the AVGN episodes
>has appeared in many of the classic episodes as Bugs Bunny, the Cowardly Lion, the Joker, and others
>has run the website, YouTube channel, and subreddit almost singlehandedly, James pretty much only makes videos
>when James was in California working on the AVGN movie, Mike started making more videos by himself to keep the channel alive
>among them were the infamously unfunny Minecraft review "featuring Inspector Gadget" and the shockingly juvenile Elmo in Grouchland review
>Mike has deleted these videos, and tries to get the videos removed whenever someone reuploads them
>once streamed Super Mario Brothers while extremely drunk, deleted the video, and now bans anyone who mentions it on Reddit
>Bootsy stopped appearing on the channel, and it seems like there's a conflict between him and Mike
>Mike has posted pictures of his erect penis on both the Cinemassacre subreddit, and Twitter accounts before quickly deleting them, despite many of their fans being underage
>he has also bragged about his penis size on Tumblr and in the YouTube comments
>and of course, if you mention this on the subreddit, you get banned
>a disgruntled mod from the Cinemassacre subreddit confirmed all this was true
>the subreddit becomes increasingly anti-Mike
>he has at least one person defend him
>an account called "elvis8atari" begins defending Mike, saying that Mike is a good guy and this is probably a difficult time for him, so we should go easy on him
>Mike is known to be a big fan of both Elvis and Atari
>he couldn't possibly be that stupid, could he?
>apparently he is

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>>86742701
>people start googling "elvis8atari" and find out that it is indeed an old screen name used by Mike
>he's used it for years, trashing the Irate Gamer in forums
>people find out that Mike asked an old lady to make him a Klingon costume, presumably the one used in the AVGN Star Trek episode, and told her when she was halfway done that he needed it in a hurry and bought one somewhere else, and he paid her nothing, even though she had already bought the materials and put in a lot of work
>they also discovered that Mike wrote and drew a webcomic ~2004 called "The Loco Bandito"
>it's ASTOUNDINGLY unfunny, makes the Minecraft video look like a Marx Brothers film
>there are no jokes, just edgy racism
>Mike says he tried to get it published, but "no one had the balls"
>a Reddit mod recently e-mailed James' personal e-mail to tell him all of this, it seems James had no idea

The janitor for hiding this thread from the mods

>>86742719
>>86742701
But who bows to who?
Who runs Cinemassacre with an iron but fair fist?
Which one has the AVGN device that travels back to the past?

>>86743031
Mike has run Cinemassacre for a long time now. He knows how to play the YouTube game. He's the reason they post three or four videos a week, and James isn't even in most of them. He knows you have to constantly post videos to keep getting clicks. James is practically just an employee at this point.

>>86741644
Because he sucks at video games, has an unlikeable personality, acts and behaves like he has a little aspergers or on the spectrum, and has shitty taste in vidya and movies.

Mikes dick. He fucked for 1 hour and it was still hard. Thats hardcore

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>>86742719
>there are no jokes, just edgy racism
This is art!

>>86743380
To be fair, the second one was actually funny.

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>>86743506

>>86743588
Pure Mikesque (for that's what he calls it) Humor

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>>86743829

>>86743380
>>86743588
this can't be real

>>86743506
>the second one was actually funny.
wrong

>>86741227
I got shadowbanned from the whole channel for mentioning Inspector gadget

Cancer thread

I unironically like The loco Bandito.

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>>86744166
It's classic Mike.

>>86740942
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

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>>86744301
Steve-O, obviously

>>86744291
Live action Loco Bandito when?
Who has the balls to make it?

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>>86744397
We can only hope.

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My reaction when Ryan shows up.

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>>86745853
Cinemassacre is mine now.

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What did he mean by this?

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>>86745916

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>>86745975
Mike Loves making sure James doesn't fuck with the formula.

>>86743380
>>86743588
>>86743982
>>86744291
Film adaptation when?

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>>86744342
My god....

>>86746734
James has autism.

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WHERE DID THEIR HAIR GO?

theres no way james is aware of all the ridiculous shit mike gets up to like publishing cock pics and racist comics but id really like someone to tell the sjw wife whod make james shitcan mike

>>86747612
I could never find an upload of this video all my life.

>>86743380
The second one isn't bad, because it has an actual joke that's set up and delivered with a punchline. The first is just juvenile and edgy.


>>86743588
This isn't even funny.

>>86748591
You don't get the joke, brainlet.

>>86748259
Review kino coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHsxCjuKfoY [Embed]

What would you do if Inspector Gadget inspector'd into your room and he funny scream?

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what is rape?

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>>86740942
holy fuck,
taking trying too hard to another fucking galaxy

>>86740874
>Mike invites Gadget over for the review expecting things to go smoothly
>Gadget is a total asshole to Mike the entire time he's hanging out with him and ends up killing him

Mike did nothing wrong, Gadget is the villain in this situation

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2hP7YP1auY
Cringe kino incoming! How long can you last? I don't think I've ever finished it.

>>86746064
maybe his breath smells bad

>>86740942
That cinemassacre logo at the beginning...poor James.

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Justice for Bootsy when?

>>86749668
>gta v came out almost 5 years ago
where has the time gone?

>>86743380
/our/
/fucking/
/guy/

>>86749668
>my personal top ten
>all those lame ass clips
>his 'jokes'

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Is this Mike?
is this you?

we'll never get a comfy James Mondays or Bootsy Mondays. Metroid part 2 when James was alone was the best James and Mike mondays. Mike will always be there....

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>>86743380
>looky what Chuck brought you!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obvHYtBJajI

>>86750014
that's just an attractive INFP
bet you love music, film and vidya
bet you're very emotional
bet you are sexually deviant

>>86743380
>CIT
What exactly is the basketball player supposed to be saying?

>>86750258
what the fuck anon get out of my head how do you know me

>>86750313
bet you love comforting people and are a "good listener'"

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>>86750363

>>86745916
FUCK THIS ASBERGERS FAT FAGGOT

>>86750788

Ryan > Mike

That's how bad Mike is.

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>>86750827

>>86740942
Lol all I know of this faggot is through memes, can someone give me an honest rundown?

>>86750956
>Was caught playing over recorded game footage to look like he was beating hard games in real time
>Was caught shitposting on /vr/ and /v/ at least 5 times trying to defend himself
>Posted dick pics on Twitter and Reddit under official Cinemassacre accounts where minors could see
>Started deleting posts and banning anyone on Reddit who mentioned Miney Crafta, Elmo, the dick pics, the drunk stream, and firing Bootsy
>Banned all 9 Reddit mods after one of them leaked conversations about what to do to cover Mike’s alcoholism and sociopathic behaviour
>Created a sock puppet account (Elvis8Atari) to try and white knight himself on Reddit after the enormous backlash. Fans see through it
>Fans google to find a history of Mike using Elvis8Atari to shitpost for over 10 years, and find an old fan page created by him for the Atari game Kaboom
>A fan clicks on the e-mail link on that page to find Mike’s old email address, which includes the term “locobandito”
>Mike’s old comic strip, The Loco Bandito, is found at another old website of his. The comic speaks for itself and reveals Mike’s dark racism and inability to create setups and punchlines
>Hires a lawyer and/or a PR team to scrub the comics from the internet archive
>Is found to have created 22 fake accounts on Reddit, presumably used to defend himself

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Bootsy's face as Cinemassacre crashes and burns before our very eyes

>>86751332
You mind toning down the autism and sourcing a few of these?

>>86750277
Why is he wearing make up?
Badly applied also?

off topic, but has anyone actually watched the avgn movie? I know it's probably shit, but is it worth even pirating?

>>86751386
Hi Mike.

>>86751434
don't bother.
I was kinda looking forward to it back then,
It's SHIT, no redeeming value, no entertainment, no laughs no nothing.

>>86751434
it's fucking terrible in every sense of the word. and it's not gonna get better with age

>>86751386
been living under a rock?

>>86750956
He's just an annoying, irritating, unfunny, pathetic leech that we have to endure because we like James Rolfe and/or Bootsy.

How much realistically would it cost to have Red Letter Media do a BOTW of the AVGN movie?

>>86751427
To hide his bags and wrinkles because of his alcoholism.

>>86751494
>you living under a rock?
I want don't cinemmasacre and not everyone circles the same fandoms, bud.

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>>86751373

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>>86751816
Was that before or after the deposition?

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where is mike's cock pic at?

>>86751758
*don't watch

>>86741227

he casually mentioned it during a livestream once and ignored the chat for a bit

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oi loike to place
brown bricks
in moincrap

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>>86749657
Gadget told Mike to shut up, but Mike didn't listen.

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>>86752487

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>>86752236

>>86749668
Look at how he tries to copy James' facial expressions. I don't mind watching this video though. GTA V is pretty fun.

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>>86752519

i lost

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>>86751427
Because he's a fag.

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>>86750277

>>86752696
marilyn monmike

>>86751332
Literally sounds like a /tv/ poster.

>>86752705
>marilyn monmike
winner

>>86752696
not a whole lot was changed in this picture, that's the best part

haha guys that jerk Mike really sucks doesnt he? yeah we know that we should turn our attention to Ryan now. Is there a more charming and handsome man in all of Cinemassacre? His humor is spot on, and episodes including him keep me glued to the seat.

>>86750014
Is that you Mike Matei?
Is this me?

>>86752932
>pinned by Cinemassacre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgIr9ZLV_wk
KINO

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lol now he kinda looks like dennis now

>>86752519
Kek, saved.

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>>86753170
The pancake boy?

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>>86753292

no this guy

>>86752519
It's 4:50 am and I'm laffin like an idiot right now

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>>86752932

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Was she the chosen one? The true AVGN?

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>>86741427
>I wasn’t happy with the video

Then why upload it at all?

Let's play Miney Crafta! Um, well, I have Minecraft, I think that's probably what you're talking about. Let's try that. Hmm, oh yes, this is it: Miney Crafta! No no no, Inspector gadget, it's called Minecraft. Oh, Minecrap! I cannot wait to play Minecrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days -- it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have. What is the point of Minecrap? Well, there really is no point. It's a sandbox game. Oh good, I love building sandcastles. No, that just means you can do anything you want like explore, build stuff, and mess around. What kind of stuff can you build? Well, anything, really. There's one guy that built a scale model of the Starship Enterprise. My deduction skills as a detective tell me he has quite possibly, never had sex. Come on, Inspector Gadget, it's about expressing your creativity! But, he is just copying a fake rocket ship blueprint designed by someone else! Seems more like monkey see, monkey do than using creative energy if you ask me. Oh, you think you can do better, huh? I have a robotic implant in my brain that lets me preform 12,000,000,000,000,000 calculations per second. I could rewrite the entire game's code, while helping Penny with her homework, and cleaning up brain's doody, all at the same time! He's a nerd, and I hate nerds more than I hate MAD agents. What an asshole! He may not have a powerful cybernetic brain like yours, but I think that the kid used Minecraft in a unique, and complex, yet beautiful way, making the adaptation of---- I told you to shut up, but you didn't listen. Oh look, a free iPad.

>>86740874
Ive said this a million times.

This vid was funny for all the wrong reasons.

B R O W N
R
I
C
K
S

He's probably just a good troll.

>>86753876
>Removes the vids from YT every time someone posts it.

No, he's just terrible.

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Mike matei ripped off an old lady over a klingon costume.

Im never going to look at that episode the same ever again.

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>>86753732

>>86754020
The Daystrom Institute will not let this stand.

How the fuck did Mike get away with making those comics and not getting lynched for them? Look at Pewdiepie and Jontron for example. Cinemassacre really is irrelevant now not even the SJW shitrags care enough to cover it.

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>>86753732
>>86752487
After reading it.
Gadget never told Mike to shut up.
Gadget says he did but he didn't.
Gadget didn't even give warning.
Inspector Gadget was in the wrong.

noticed thats its mostly americans that seem to have a dislike for Mike, even Gamegrumps were clowning him on their channel back in the day

i dont really have a problem with him, i do agree that he needs someone next to him to be funny, his solo videos suck i agree
ryan is boring cunt with an over the top surfer californian accent though

Why didn't Mike just embrace his shitty videos and have a laugh at himself? They would have faded into obscurity. The worst thing you can do is let people know something bothers you.

>>86754185
I can't believe I remember this, but Gadget literally said "you can shut up now".

>>86754285
He's insecure.

>>86754185
Part of it is cut off. In the whole video, Gadget clearly says, "You can shut up now."

>>86754330
This. That's why he wears makeup sometimes.

>>86754285
he's a manically insecure sociopath. he's so self conscious, it keeps him up at night

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>>86754085

>>86750294
shit

>>86754185
Right as the video starts you can hear them say this:
>M: I don't know what the block does, do you?
>IG: I don't know.
Then they start talking about the game like they weren't just talking about it 15 seconds ago.

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Irate Gamer did nothing wrong.

>>86755116
>literally admitted he ripped off of James AVGN gimmick

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>>86755116

>>86755142
>implying reviewing games angrily is AVGN's copyrighted gimmick; it's like the Fine Brothers copyrighting "reaction videos"
>literally explained he was doing an AVGN contest
>literally had Mike Matei publish his email to James when he wanted to collab with James

Literally Mike's fault.

>>86741644
There's a lot of shit he didn't address and is ignoring, like him posting a dick pic

>>86755238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT-GXdo2Ks4

>>86755116

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>>86755116

>>86753613
What the fuck happened to Sadie? Did she really get knocked up in College?

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Spooked Spooky Chasers!

>>86755116
>tfw Irate Gamer is now Minecraft Steve

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUdx8yrA38U

>>86751526
I unironically want a James and RLM collab

>>86755633
Lots of rumors and speculation, no real answer.

>>86755653
>his puppet steve channel has more subscribers than his irate gamer channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKNV3C-EQDRhlAKXK_dBovA

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How can you be a guest on your own channel?

>>86753613
WHO IS THIS FLUID DRUID?

>>86740874
Why are the best /tv/ threads always about things that have nothing to do with movies or tv?

Fuck this worthless board.

>>86755758
nvm, the BF told all about it in the comments here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPZ0O-mR4xA

basically they were doing it for fun and it was before people started earning for their videos on youtube, they worked full time, he edited she improvised, they broke up, and just couldn't do it anymore because it was just something special they made when they were together.

>>86755799
/yt/ when?

>>86755675
It would be really weird to see him interact with Mike. The Nerd with Plinkett would be unstopple meme territory.

>>86751332
>Was caught playing over recorded game footage to look like he was beating hard games in real time
I really need a source on that

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>>86746023
>Those fucking posters

>>86755817
YouTube board would help the site.

>>86755818
I kinda want James do HitB or BotW and the Nerd doing Nerd Crew or a review with Plinkett, but at the same time, I have the feeling that RLM will bully James

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>>86755653
>>86755777
YEAR OF THE CHRISSY!

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>we will never have a BotW episode featuring James Rolfe when they watch only B horror movies.

>>86750277
This is fucking terrifying

>>86755883
They seem to respect earnestness more than anything else, and it's one quality James has never lacked.

>>86755777
>inb4 Irate Gamer gets more subs than Cinemassacre and the Irate Gamer Sucks Blog goes ballistic over it

>>86755977
Thought you meant Breath of the Wild tbhfam

>>86755883
James is best friends with Douge and RLM doesn't respect Douge at all.

At all.

>>86756070
This.
I always read BotW and I think Zelda.

>>86755965
Patreon when?

>>86755116
Bores, bores me to death and that is bad enough. I wouldn't care if he was a rip off if his videos were watchable. Also his side characters are awful

>>86756070
kek
I didn't notice, a monday with Rich Evans would be cool too.

>>86740874
MIKE SHOT FIRST

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>>86756157
>not appreciating The Room style shenanigans from his videos

Is this accurate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIhH-_BXPr8

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>>86755823

>>86756319
Where did they even find this guy?
How much do they pay him?

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>>86755965
R.O.B.'D

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>>86753613
Hngggggggg

>>86756210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wefl3cHI2Ik

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>>86756210
Bangalang!

>>86756332
>How much do they pay him?
Lel, it's the other way around. He owns cinnemassacre now or some shit

>>86756375
Chris's early videos are pure Youtube kino. Totally transports you to that 2000s era time period. Pure comfy.

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JAMES DID NOOOWT SCOLD MOIKE. SCOLDING MOIKE IS THE LEAST FUN HE COULD PAAAAWSUBLY HAVE.

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>>86756366
Checked.

>>86755408
Holy shit.

>>86756210
https://youtu.be/lnfORqg8mW8

>>86755653
>12 year old Leafy clone

Gross

>>86756086
I mean, nobody respects Douge but, are you gonna source that?

>>86756086
I don't think James really likes Doug. He's just too nice to tell Doug to fuck off.

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>>86756332
HE pays THEM

>>86756086
>James is best friends with Douge
Is he still? Doug talked shit about James when he did his Ghostbusters 2016 video

>>86756376
Posting Boreskino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSB9SZvtP2I

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>>86740874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t91KIPpZxus

>>86755820
That claim was bullshit. That anon posted his evidence for it and it wasnt at all convincing.

What if Elvis8Atari is Inspector Gadget

>>86756748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNmQmVKe_hQ
Save State Gamer is the best!

>>86757302
Who was in the wrong here?

>>86757302
I hate Ryan and I don't even know why. I just can't stand watching and listening to him. It's not because he's fat like some people would think, I don't really know why.

>>86757496
he shoehorned himself into everything because his dad owns the company that bought cinemassacre

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James reviewed Superman 64 on AVGN 9 years after it released.
He reviewed Sonic 06 11 years after its release.

>>86757302
Me on the right.

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>>86753613
She was top tier qt and sweet as pie

>>86757781
James and Mike are both 37

>>86740874
I remember it being a meme a long time ago that he had a big dick
then he actually posted his dick
was it just a coincidence or had the people who started the meme seen his dick before that?

>>86757724
That sounds like bs anon.

>>86757302
Virile men with 10 inch penises don't lose their hair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNTujmP1Qj4

>>86753613
please post more

>>86756740
Water under the bridge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjTlQBsjp-g

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>>86743380
That is fucking hilarious.

>>86757496
he's a greasy, smelly-looking autist with zero personality. that's why I hate him.

>>86756376
Screen Wave Media (Ryan's company) keeps attempting to sign Bores to their network, but he won't do it out of principal. Good for him, that's pathetic. Everyone at Cinemassacre is literally a cuck

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>>86757904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44Tu0TWmZ1E
She was a cute! CUTE!

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>>86758202

>>86758202
>Bores is the guy with integrity
>Rolfe is the the cuck

This fucking timeline man.

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>>86758202
>Boring Man has more artistic integrity than the man he made a career ripping off

>>86758288
As acute as certain triangles.

>>86758376
>JonTron teaches AVGN and Mike how to goose step

>>86758202
see >>86755116

How does mike walk away from posting his dick to underage kids and making racist comics like it's nothing, when people's youtube career are usually destroyed over far less? I'm genuinely curious here, not trying to meme

>>86758376
Tumblr!

>>86758500
>posting it on Twitter
>"underaged" kids

wut?

>>86757302
Fuck, Kill, Marry

>>86755116
What a piece of cowabunga sheeeht!

>>86758528
He posted it on the cinemassacre subreddit, most users are underage

>>86758556
oh fuck off

kids shouldn't be on the internet and cinemassacre's target audience isn't kids

>>86758556
>>86758528
Both only allow adult users.
Just like 4chan.
Doesn't mean the kids will make up a fake birthday.

>>86758578
That has really nothing to do with my question elvis8atari, and if you think toilet humor is aimed at adults specifically because there are bad words in it I got news for you
The latest avgn episodes in particular are clearly aimed to young kids, either that or james has dementia

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Who was in the wrong here? Could it have succeeded?

>>86758608
So like with 4chan, Mike doesn't have any responsibility regarding underage b& that end up on the site.

And I don't even like Mike and you're making me defend him. Shame on you.

>>86758633
Don't you think that's a bit of a stretch tho?

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>>86758651
We're doing it.

>>86758651
It kind of did, if you think about it.

They aborted Demo Reel but kept the unfunny skits, newly hired "actors", the green scene "set pieces", and the "songs" in the newest reviews of NC, some of which are getting millions of views more than his previous Blip.tv work.

Even if people didn't want the Superhero Shuffle they still got it but packaged as new episodes of the review show they actually wanted.

>>86743380
why isn't he doing this stuff today

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>>86758608
>Both only allow adult users.

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When the brown bricks hit.

>>86758752
The feminists and liberals will eat him alive.

I bet he's a Trump voter.

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G A M E D E W D

>>86758801
Liberals and feminists have no problem digging up someone's past. It's honestly quite baffling why no one's been outraged over this.

>>86758780
>in the first few episodes of AVGN, he talks about eating out the asshole of a roadkill skunk
>this is somehow appropriate to children
>even though for the longest time AVGN couldn't get a YouTube Partnership and Irate Gamer beat him to it because of his non-child-friendly content

>>86758667
When avgn started I was 16, I doubt most people refused to watch him before they turned 21 out of principle, it's not as funny anymore when you get a bit older.
But still, if any other youtuber just nonchalantly posted their dick on twitter they'd be finished, Mike walks away like nothing happened. If any other youtuber turned out to be associated with anything remotely racist (see: jontron) they'd get a billion articles written about them and then disappear, Mike doesen't give a fuck. How does he do it? Who does he know? I'm seriously curious, I'm not trying to set up a punchline about the jews or anything

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>>86758827
>that mile long blog post describing his experience getting publicly cucked by this girlfriend

>>86744291
Sorry to break the circlejerk, but I would read 100 of these

>>86758839
It isn't appropriate, but it's not posting a picture of your penis. Both twitter and reddit allow underage users.

>>86758839
Nice dodge there elvis8atari, now can you post a screenshot of the cinemassacre reddit being locked out for underage users?

>>86758827
CHREES! NO CHREES! CHREES! NO CHREES!

>>86758849
>When avgn started I was 16, I doubt most people refused to watch him before they turned 21 out of principle

Rather irrelevant to the point.

You can say the same about 4chan about underage ending up here to be edgy.

Are you saying 4chan owners should censor 4chan for the sake of the underage posting there even though it's clearly an over 18 site?

>>86741795
I don't know what's so bad about this video. It's stupid, but in a 5/10 way. The Elmo review is pure cringe, though.

>>86742701
>>he has at least one person defend him
>>an account called "elvis8atari" begins defending Mike, saying that Mike is a good guy and this is probably a difficult time for him, so we should go easy on him
>>Mike is known to be a big fan of both Elvis and Atari

Reminds you of Brendan Fraiser's biggest fan ChamCham.

>>86758884
>It isn't appropriate

So they're not the audience anyway. They're the ones at fault clicking on a reddit of an 18+ site.

Like being outraged at seeing boobs at a porn site.

>>86758969
But James and Mike are fully aware that kids watch them, and do nothing to discourage it.

>>86759034
I'm sure Playboy is fully aware that kids open their site too but that doesn't mean they're responsible for those kids.

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>>86746734
Why the hell did it he think it would be a good idea to take a series where the entire appeal was how frustrating it was to spend hours setting everything up for a board game only for all your friends to fuck it up and turn it into some incredibly convoluted horror story?

>>86758884
Twitter is both an M rated app and you need to be a certain age to sign up.

>>86756332
Ryan has his own company, is married and has children.

>>86758934
4chan is specifically prohibited for minors, the cinemassacre reddit isn't. 18+ reddit boards have a warning each time you open them and the cinemassacre board doesen't have one, so yes, Mike posted his dick to a board where kids are allowed. I'm not debating the morality of the act, honestly I don't give a shit, I used to watch porn at 15 like everyone else. I'm just wondering why there's no negative consequences to anything he does, yet people just reply saying that Mike did nothing wrong as if I even commented on how I feel about him personally

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did you notice mario's mushrooms look like dicks? They had to have been sucking some dicks when making this game

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>>86758851

>>86758851
The dinosaur videos being forever lost breaks my heart tbqh

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Why did they have this retard on their channel?

>>86759687
He was in town supposedly so they met up and made videos

>>86756461
>Armake
Someone post the video of him screaming at his ex and threatening her.

>>86753362
>le lying skyrim man

>>86759104
Yeah sure thing Ryan
Just cause you took children doesn't make them yours.

>>86759687
Alpha is better than that faggot cuck James. At least Alpha knows about video games and is decent at them. James and Mike are faggot poser cucks, hell even Ryan is better at games than them.

>>86756708
>you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack

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>tfw james and mike are now 37
I remember back when they were in their mid twenties
what the fuck is time

>>86757781
He reviewed Superman in 1973?

>>86760545
Shit, I still remember being a teen watching James' new videos and I'm almost in my 30s.
Fuck life.

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>>86750258
Being an INFP is suffering

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>>86758202
>Screen Wave Media (Ryan's company) keeps attempting to sign Bores to their network
From the fuckin man Chris Bores himself lol

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>>86760574
well youtube is only 11 years old

>>86760687
>Kung Fu Bandito
>Shit Pickle - Episode #2 (with Monkey Cheese)
What did he mean by this?

>>86760687
holy shit, the loco bandito was in plain sight this whole time

>>86760687
>subscriptions
>gamejew
>I used to be gamejew, and I'm still jewwario, we are two jews who love Mario!

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>>86760671
what is ryan's endgame?

>>86760687
we need to go back

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>>86760687
What went wrong?

>>86760919
I blame smartphones.

>>86760687
TFW used to watch Angry Nintendo Nerd on ScrewAttack

>>86755116
Didn't one of the founders of Atari get off his literal deathbed to yell at Chris for misrepresenting their history?

>>86760919
>Myspace - THE MOVIE

I personally think we ended up better off.

>>86757302
The new Three Stooges

>>86761070
The 3 Stooges were funny and entertaining. These grown children can't even pull up their own pants

>>86760919
>DHT
>Cascada
I used to get into that pop trance music.
Kinda miss it.
I'd take that over what we have today.

>>86740942
wow I had to pause after a minute to take a break, how can a grown man make this video then think "yeah I want to disseminate this online"
I'll try to watch the final 8 minutes, I might need to take a few more breaks though

>>86760919
Advertisers.

>>86759090
Because it was good and it worked? faggot

>>86761282
No it wasn't and no it isn't and there's literally nothing wrong with being gay. In fact I'd say being straight these days is like being gay in the 1950s.

>>86740874
Ugh. I turned 37 today and reading these things starts to suck more and more. Can't believe how fast time starts passing by after getting out of college.

Er, that's a bit dark. Haha. I can't believe it's seriously been over a decade I've been watching AVGN videos. May have to binge watch them soon! Can't wait until my 4 year old son can watch them! (Shit, I can wait. No I can wait!)

>>86761282
if it worked and was good, he wouldnt have to make some "look how clever I am" explaination video literally days after the final episode

>>86761394
just make sure your son stays away from any cinemassacre social media accounts that mike "the sexual deviant" matei runs

>>86760687
>farfromsubtle
God what happened to that channel was so depressing.

>>86758202
Screenwave is a fucking sham. They killed Blame Society/Game Society

>>86761282
no, no it didn't. Dream phone was good until he fucked it by making it a shitty horror short but I thought it was a one time thing he got out of his system. Can't believe he stretched it out over an entire season and then killed. What the fuck was he thinking

>>86759090
he does that with literally everything he makes

>>86761444
>being this butthurt over Mike Matei

Chris Boring Man, is that you?

>>86760517
Beautiful

>>86760919
>ywn listen to Everytime We Touch for the first time again
I miss 00s Eurotrance

>>86761604
just warning the guy to keep his son away from mike on social media. you know what he does. it's not a meme

Several years ago James did some really gay stuff with Mike's penis and he's super embarrassed. Mike has been blackmailing James for years.

>>86746734
>>86759090
I actually liked board james more than avgn so this really pissed me off

>>86761318
>>86761404
>>86761571
Literally the only 3 people who think this, but the more likely scenario is that you will be receiving 3 (You)s from this reply. You are so cool and smart with your non-mainstream opinion.

>>86761732
James please stop this is Mike tier stuff.

>>86755271
Link it

>>86761732
Hey james. why don't you do a commentary video shamelessly defending board james like you did with the sega christmas avgn episode? Such a pussy. Mike being a racist pervert is the only good thing going for your reputation

>>86761759
>>86761802
Fucking samefag kill yourself.

>>86761802
Do you think James keeps Mike around because he makes him look good by comparison?
Do you think Mike keeps Ryan around because he makes him look good by comparison?

>>86755823
What's wrong with it?

>>86761832
yes, yes.

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>>86761829
the truth hurts bitch

>>86761832
that's why bootsy's gone, he made them both look bad by comparison. your theory checks out

>>86761957
Bootsy's Battletoads series was so comfy and great, far better than anything Mike or Ryan have ever put out

>>86761957
>>86762029
Why did bootsy get kicked out?

>>86761732
the only people who didn't question it were diehards who probably bought tickets to the avgn movie and think james can do no wrong. The rest of the community was pretty split. Fact is: he took something enjoyable and shat all over it with his horror movie obsession and then fucking killed it. He needs to come to grips with the fact that he can't do suspense or horror and that he's not a fucking film director. his specialty is online comedy sketch videos so why the fuck can't he just stick with that?

>>86762129
>his specialty is online comedy sketch videos so why the fuck can't he just stick with that?
Because he's been trying to make it big as a filmmaker since he was a little kid. If he came to terms with the fact that he can't direct a good movie then that'd make his entire life up until that point a huge waste of time and the guy is already nearly in his 40s. Could you imagine dealing with that?

>>86762121
The general consensus is that Mike snuffed him out due to jealousy. That became clear when he rushed to get out a Mike Tyson's Punch Out walkthrough before Bootsy could finish his new Bootsy Beats episode. Mike's jealousy and insecurity are WELL documented.

Another good theory (claimed by a former Screen Wave employee) is that Bootsy caught Mike and Ryan doing some shady shit to fuck over James (financially I guess?). The dude proved he was a former worker by revealing specific details that no one else had known. I believe that one more, though it was probably a combination of both

>>86759792
>posting the webm I made with my very own hands

anon I am proud

>>86762121
it's definitely something to do with mike and of a personal nature. If you go to their website "mike and bootsy" is no longer a listed show while monster madness is. both are dead shows so there's no reason one would be listed while the other isn't also Mike is the one who oversees the website so he's the one who would have done it.