I'll start >Giant bugs >Car crash >Piss filter

>>86740620
Uhhhhhhhhh cloverfield? I can't rember a pissfilter in any giant bug movie mommy

Whales

>>86740620
Cuckholdery to classical music

>>86740620

10 Cloverfield Lane?

>Batman
>Superman
>they fight each other

>>86740620
Them!

>>86740620
>government agency
>flying machine
>large individual

a dozen main characters run around the city and fuck shit up
they love revolvers

>>86740620
>niggers
>calculators

only needed two

>old bad lady
>moonshine
>godlike hair

>>86740620
Enemy

>>86740620
Godzilla

>>86740903
hidden figures

>>86740745
Amadeus

>>86740782
Shrek 2

>>86740831

>for him

>>86740932
correct

>husband's outfit
>impressiveness
>slimey newspaper editors

>>86740722
Star Trek

>>86740620

>niggers
>blood
>feet

>>86740620
>>86740831
>>86740903
>>86740919
This is not how you "describe a movie" you fucking retards. This is just bullet-pointing things in the movie.

>Hermit who lives in the desert and a his side kick joins up with a terrorist organization to help some royal bitch with daddy issues

>>86740983
Congrats!

Time travel and a tranny

>>86740831
The Avengers, duhhhhh

pirate grandpa adventures

>>86740988
>Amadeus
Yup

>>86741152
Predestination

>absolute fucking madness
>drugs
>playboy bunnies

>>86741211
aye

>>86741171

gr8b8m8

astronauts are dumb

>>86741146
autism

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>>86741151

>>86741231

wolf of wall street

>>86741063
Spodermin
>>86741125
Django
>>86741146
Star Wanks

>guy gains super powers
>makes lots of quips
>defeats bad guy

>discount Tom Hardy races across the country and runs over the president

>>86741284
nah
I'm talking absolute insanity, loss of humanity

>>86741146
Big lebowski?

>>86741297
every marvel flick that's not Avengers

>>86741297
redditpool

>shiny eyes
>blind
>tiger stroking
>architecture to music

>>86741261
Life. or Prometheus

>Homewrecker doesn't get what she wants and ends up causing mob mentality in a town that eventually leads to public executions

>>86741125
>feet
What's going on here?

>>86740876
Magnificent Seven.

>"No!"

>>86741346
The Crucible

>>86741261

covenant

>>86741400
D U L L E S T
U
L
L
E
S
T

>>86741341
It applies to almost every horror movie in space t b h

>People terrorize a couple because they were home.

>Drunken ambulance driver hijinks ensue

>Two boys uncover a murder plot after stealing a car

>>86741385

pulp fiction

i thought it would be easy

>>86741386
nope

Time travel goes wrong

>>86741346
Yep.

>erotic, artistic multitasking
>fortune telling
>nigger committing a crime

>robots are people too
Not iRobot

>>86741482
are you new?

>detectives look for a serial killer who turns himself in

>>86741536

did i miss something ?

>>86741528
blade runner?
>>86741559
se7en

>>86741296
>Star Wanks
yes
>>86741270
>autism
yes

>>86741506
meant for >>86741437

>>86741567
https://youtu.be/BxYHxJahzmU

>>86741468
The Strangers, Bringing Out The Dead, Cop Car

>>86741567
oldest reference in the book
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxYHxJahzmU

>>86741528
Westworld

>man breaks into a house and takes part in an increasingly violent Home Alone remake

>>86741468
Strangers

>>86741699
i wanna know this one

>>86741468
Got em all. I suppose that was too easy but I didn't want to make the descriptions so vague it didn't make any sense.

>>86741699
The Collector

>>86741634

autism at its' best

>>86741580
Yup Blade Runner

>>86741744
>>86741768
got it

>>86741512
Holes

>>86741699
Angst

>>86741852
lmao

>>86740620
>u mad whiteboi
>cunt
>snow

A guy makes friends with a family then goes on a murderous rampage.

>>86741937
The Force Awakens

>>86741968
No

>>86741944
Drive 2

>>86741852
kek nah

>>86741937
hateful eight?

>>86742023
Yes

Tiny monsters cause trouble then there are more of them

An ham fisted allegory of Hollywood directed by every pretentious hipster cunts favourite director

>>86742095
gremlins

>>86742162
Got it, dang

>>86740919
whats this one goys

Tiny robots cause trouble then there are more of them

A big guy meet a not so big guy

A big guy gets pregnant

Big guy meets an even bigger guy.

>>86742354
J U N I O R

Small guy turns into a big guy

>>86740620
A nigger and a closet fag scientologist roam around a libtard cesspool.

>>86742388
ye

Lois Lane has a child with Hawkeye

>>86741944
the guest

>>86742249
It's prisoners

>>86742442
Finally

>>86742437
Arrival

>>86741559
>>86741580
That might've been too easy

>ninjas find a white baby and raise him to be a ninja too but he sucks at it

>gays are stupid
>oh wait I have aids
>gays are all good

I got cancer and my best friend is a fat jew

>>86742557
50/50

A spic willingly gets hunted on a remote island

>dog dies
>consequently so does the entire russian mafia

>>86742628
John Wick

>>86742606
yeah
>>86742628
john wick

>>86742529
Dallas Buyer's Club?

I didn't see the movie but that's what I imagine it being like

>If you aint outta control
>you aint in control

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>red capes
>tactical white defeat

>>86742713
Yep

>his rug tied the room together and a railroad builder pissed on it

It's very obvious

A boy gets molested by a coach and likes it. He then brings another boy to the coach.

>>86742850
Mysterious Skins? NEver seen it but read the plot

>>86742850
I actually know a two part porno which this perfectly describes

>>86742882
yes

>>86742898
link it here so i can jerk off to it

>yaaaassss queen slaaayy
>piss filter
>queen slay work with tough men now
>evil men break rule
>queen slay butthurt
>shit goes down
>queen not so slay after all
>bad guy die
>former queen slay forced into submission

>>86742923
I don't have it saved, rape isn't my fetish.

>>86740745
>>86740988
>>86741205
We also would have accepted "Barry Lyndon."

>>86740620
Dude shakes a camera around then acts like a complete fuck hole the rest of his career.

>ninja fights some cowboys then kills his master with a montage

>>86743071
Cloverfield?

>>86742267
Batteries Not Included

>Rectangle
>another rectangle
>yet another rectangle
>a baby

>>86743071
Nightcrawler?

>>86740620
A British agent infiltrates the Eastern Bloc, helps a traitor escape, kidnaps a girl, kills an arms dealer and then travels to Afghanistan to help the Taliban commit acts of terrorism against the Soviet Union.

>moon tries to punch the earth
>universe explodes

shouldnt be too difficult

>>86743281
Majora's Mask

>>86740620
Schindler's List?

>>86742793
How have you uncultured faggots not guessed this yet?

guy kills his own baby because it's ugly

>>86743104
YES

>>86743464
Eraserhead

>guy with a superiority complex, a death wish, and also works for the American government
>tries to make a deal with terrorists, but he is tricked and his team pays the price
>he burns in the end

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>>86743464
Well, one thing is for sure....this movie is set in England.

>disgusting alcoholic female stalks innocent family
>attempts to steal child from them, then brutally murders ex-husband for no reason

>people get powers
>they dick around with them for awhile
>one of them goes crazy

>>86740620
Enemy

>>86743896
chronicle

bonus: akira

>>86743978
Yep

some guys on a ship go to hell

>>86744082
titanic

>>86744082
Event Horizon

>>86740620
>father leaves
>father comes back
>daughter dies


solution:
interstellar

>>86744118
Ja

>>86744082
Star Wars

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>completely boring guy who is so average nobody knows his name
>spunky edgy girl who is actually hiding a more sensitive side
>wise old man who dies
>pop culture references
>they all try to stop this rich asshole and his robot army

>>86743102
Good guess, yes.

>>86740620
Vegan propaganda against the meat industry disguised as a children's film

>>86741512
It's the red violin

>the noone guesses your movie

>>86741699
Home Alone 2?

>>86741699
Skyfall

>>86745145
Okja

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>>86745628
Good job lad

Fat Guy Scientist.
Science makes him young.
He becomes a chad and fucks women.

>Time to chill in his backyard
>saw a crime
>car crash
>nake lady
>it was him

>>86742611
Le Ravageur

>>86742496
Beverly Hills Ninja

>>86745732
Dr. Dolittle, staring Chris Rock

>>86741325
Batman v superman

No but seriously, salo?

>>86744786
The only thing I remember about Cloverfield was how he used to point the camera to the ground while he ran around and only looked at what we actually wanted to see for brief moments.

>>86745628
>vegan propaganda
>still eat chickens at end

>the shining
>exorcist
>18th or 17th century

>nerdy kid idolizes batman
>grows up to be a shitty inventor
>fights the mob

>>86746048
the exorcist

>>86746083
batman

>an alcoholic, broken pole
>a gay
>a rich evans

>>86743071
Exit through the Gift Shop

>>86746214
Not The exorcist. A hint:
>Came out fairly recently

>two brothers
>one runs a brothel
>second one wants to run a farm shop or some shit

>>86745303
Holes was a good guess to be honest

>>86746214
Not batman

>>86746238
Chris Stuckmann???

>>86746277
This wouldnt be wrong. fuck banksy and fuck shepard fairy

>>86745829
Yes. I'm a little surprised someone got this one because it doesn't seem like a movie many people would know about

>>86742156
Birdman

>>86746755
>fuck banksy and fuck shepard fairy
I was referring to the main character.

>>86746900
How old are you?

>>86740876
Young Guns?

>>86746048
Crimson Peak?

>>86746937
23 but I've never heard people talk about Chris Farley movies except Tommy Boy. Beverly Hills Ninja only came to mind because I watched it for the first time last night

>>86743098
Warrior's Way?

>>86741400
STRETCHING
MY
LEGS

>>86747043
Well it's as unique as it is ridiculous, so most ppl who saw it when they were younger would remember the premise, I think. I'm not even the guy who gave you the answer, but I thought it was obvious when I read your post.

>>86742156
if it's either mulholland drive or inland empire i suggest you stop breathing

>>86743683
Iron Man?

>>86742988
no one bothered to answer because it's so obvious you might as well have linked the movie. Sicario

>>86740620
>small town has a worm problem
>day is saved thanks to the 2nd amendment

>>86746083
Super?

>>86744510
lego movie?

>>86741468
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 4: Diamond Is Unbreakable

>>86746988
No but close
I meant The Witch

>>86747181
Tremors

everyday ends with a tums festival

>man loses two fathers in one day

>>86740745
I know it's already been answered but would a clockwork orange work?

>>86747191
Nope

>>86747346
Rich Evans wrong: The Movie

>>86741338
Red Dragon?

>>86744208
supremely underrated kek

>>86744510
I was thinking Wanted until the last part

>good guy robot
>becomes war criminal

>People mistake poorly with vaguely

Every single time.

>>86746277
Or every JJ Abrams movie

>>86745735
Cronocrimenes

>>86746364
Only God Forgives

>movie about blind guy who wants a kid

>>86740620
2 retards act like retards but it's animated

>>86740620
Spiderman gassing jews

>>86747855
sam raimi's spiderman

>>86742395
capt america

>>86747809
Beavis and Butthead

>boyhood with wands

>>86743808
girl in the tran or how ever that movie is named
emily blunt looked and acted like shit.

>>86746083
kick ass 1?

>>86747780
don't breathe

>>86747181
>small town has a gook problem
>they create a resistance thanks to the 2nd amendment

Asian man beats a bunch of guys and fucks his daughter in the pusy

>>86748276
old boy

guy get bullied by GYM enthusiasts ends up gaining super powers and a hot blind wife.

>>86745732
Eddie Murphy Nutty professor

>>86745898
Actual feet are much cheaper than CGI.
All movie decisions are made this way.

>>86748468
You got it.

>a kid imagines things in a basement

4chan:the movie

>>86748200
nope

>>86748613
I got it first, asshole. You knew what I meant.

>>86747084
yes

>>86748853
>Dr.Doolittle starring Chris Rock is the same thing as Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor
You're retarded beyond words as well as racist.

>>86749466
Take a chill pill.

>>86748216
yep

>large reptiles
>a kitchen scene
>a helicopter scene

>>86750286
Jurassic Park

>>86748623
4chan the motion picture

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>>86750475

>strange paranormal deaths occur in an ork town where a weird obsessed guy is living with his mom

>>86741699
Funny Games?

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>>86740831
Big Guys with Tight Thighs vol.8

There's a conquistador who's trying to cure cancer so he can fly with his tree

>>86740620
>dude fate and violence lmao

>>86751754
No kino for old men

>>86751671
The Fountain

>>86751850
Yup

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>>86751830
Well done!

>>86747316
Yiss
Here's another
>Farmboy finds his hot cousin with his enemy
>He proceeds to pound her into submission

>>86748634
>infinite chimps, infinite typewriters, yada yada yada

>>86742267
small soldiers

>>86742406
lethal weapon

>>86742406
Collateral

>>86743113
2001

>>86745923
chickens don't have souls

>a diamond
>a squeaky dog
>a desert eagle

>>86746364
Sneed's Feed and Seed
formerly Chuck's

>a vampire
>AIDS
>CYKA BLYAT

>>86753806
that movie mike paid someone to make to troll the canuck

>>86753661
>an anal connoisseur
>some antiques
>a samoan pub
>a better film

>>86740876
The Wild Bunch.

>>86741261
The Martian

>>86747142
Im pretty sure hipsters dont like the Lynch

>>86754618
>Im pretty sure hipsters don't like Lynch
Why do you think they all drink pabst blue ribbon?

>travel to enter room
>end up not entering room

>guy develops life threatening disease after watching too much porn and commits murder-suicide

>>86755127
Videodrome?

>>86741385
it's a blackmail thing

>donald trump
>impeachment
>saving usa

>>86747425
not really no.

>cello player screws around with the kgb

>>86755205
yeah

>gay man wants to get into the film business

>>86755334
Bowling for Columbine

>girl kills girl and her parents 9 years later

>>86755250
>Hillary wins election
>freedom of speech and 2nd amendment gone
>World becomes 100% muslim controlled

>>86741261
Gravity?

>>86755480
lol k

>>86755480
>anon takes the bait
>I get something out of it, enjoyment
>baited anon gets nothing out of it other than wasted time

>Autistic virgin
>idol worship
>BOOM HEADSHOT

>I'm good at math
>S C H I Z O P H R E N I A
>I'm good at math again
If anyone gets it you deserve a fucking medal.

>>86755566
Proof?

>>86755594
No, I'll give you a hint. Economics.

>>86755566
A Beautiful Mind

not that hard

>>86755566
A Beautiful Mind

>>86755566
That's too easy
A Beautiful Mind

>>86755513
>god creates dinosaurs
>god destroys dinosaurs
>god creates man
>man destroys god
>Man creates dinosaurs
>dinosaurs get marooned on an island
......
>man creates 4chan
>women inherits the earth

>>86755566
A beautiful mind
>knew answer before it was posted
>got like 10 captchas in a row
I'm more pissed off than I should

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>>86755635
>>86755644
>>86755645
>>86755669
Oh shit I legit thought it would be harder than that. I'll admit that I haven't watched many movies but here's another one.
>Jim Carrey
>that fucking number
>THAT FUCKING NUMBER

>>86755707
The Number 23

>>86755707
23
You shouldn't have said Jim Carrie

>>86755707
The whole "deserve a medal" thing threw me off.

>>86755734
>>86755739
Correct again. I'm really shit at this. I don't want to be too vague but vice versa always happens. What about this:
>plane
>train
>Everything else

>guy opens door not expecting free pizza
>takes free pizza
>gets punished for taking free pizza
>screams about said free pizza

>>86755790
Fucking planes, trains and automobiles?

>it's not Alien
>it's literally just fucking Alien

>guy gets replaced
>is it the same guy?

>>86742395

boyhood

>>86742406

pulp fiction

>>86755950
6th Day?

>guy finds his lost brother
>they go to pick up chicks
>they uncover a conspiracy

>>86742406
>>86753196
>>86755988
Which one is it, guy?

>>86756003
It's not what I was thinking of but I haven't watched that, I'd have egg on my face if that's the theme for that movie too

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>>86741231
Apocalypse Now Redux

>>86746048

the witch?

>>86747599

chappie?

>>86755950
face off

>>86755566
Pie

>Vietnam
>coma
>silent hill

>>86757279
Jacobs ladder

>>86756069
ding ding ding

>>86746941
>>86754538
nay
it's city of god

>avenging a brothers death
>kungfu treachery
>the biggest dick in the honky house

>To distract her from imminent death, a Russian tells a young women of the time his mother was gangbanged during a war

>Inside job
>Bugs

Remake of a sixties classic except 90% of the roles are played by the same black comedian

>>86758996

the force awakens