Two men enter, one man leaves. Who emerges victorious?

Gordon of course, you cuck

>>86739507
Gordon is like a black belt IIRC. He would wreck simon

>>86739507
Cowell is a manlet and Gordo is like 6'4.

>>86739507
Cowell is a fat manlet and Gordon has a knife

simon doesnt swear but he is just as much of a jackass in his personal life whereas ramsey is a nice guy off camera.

Cowell is a gay, effete weirdo. Defo gonna go with family man gordo

simon is mean to little girls singing to him 20 feet away, gordon screams obsceneties at blacks and illegals within arms reach of knives

>gotta be honest with I didn't like it

>DIDN"T LIKE IT???? THATS FOOKING RAW
>Proceeds throw everything like a fucking chimp

>its a no for m-

>Gordon body slams cowell into second dimmension

>>86740141
sums it nicely

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>>86740141

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Here's a real opponent for Ramsay. First person to have a heart attack loses.

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>>86739507

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62BL-4Htuho&feature=youtu.be&t=328

>>86739507
Cowell's got a sharp tongue but he's lost his edge in recent years. Gordon gets angrier and angrier with each passing year, and he can kick your arse too.

>>86740141
thread over

Gordon. Simon has gone soft

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Leave the pair of them to me

>>86740685
Watching him cook is strange because he looks effortless at it, while Gordon looks like he's trained meticulously at it

>>86740817
That's the power of Knorr© Stock Pots™

>>86740685
be careful not to slip on these Knorr stock pots you fucking shill

>>86740685
>>86740817

how much effort is needed for robo mash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tglNuzSuOMU&feature=youtu.be&t=409

>>86739507
Oh, definitely Gordon. He would smash his fucking head in.

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>>86740141

>>86740141

i remember when he had that short autistic 20yr on hells kitchen and would make short jokes and then after he threw him out in like episode 3 his ending monologue also referenced his hight

Gordon is Scottish and has a black belt.

He takes it 10 times out of 10, easy.

>>86739507
Simon Cowellk wouldn't stand a chance against Gordon. He's also shit at judging.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdwjEk38Bc0&t=65s

>>86739507
Simon is just a dick, he doesn't have Gordon's rage. Gordon would destroy Cowell.

Cowbell would get mugged for his shoes by a haggard crack head and run home crying before even getting to the location to meet with gordon