ITT: Trash/Weird couples

>>86724010
>has never been in anything good
Unless you count SG Atlantis. His agent's a fucking baller

when you've interacted with enough women you'll learn looks aren't everything

>>86724058
>Justice League
>Aquaman
?????

closet fag

They had children a decade ago. Not everyone is a fucking disloyal degenerate

>>86724084
>unreleased movies
Like I said, an amazing agent considering everything before that he was in is trash.

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>>86724065
>when you've interacted with enough women you'll learn looks aren't everything
>a /tv/ poster saying this

Oh the irony, the only woman you've ever interacted is your mother faggot.

Also when your wife looks like pic related, you become gay. That's what hugh did.

>>86724185
You'll see when you get a bit older little one.

>>86724065
when you interact with enough pretty women you'll learn looks aren't all they all have

>>86724185
Why he didn't just hit it and quit it, get that older woman box checked andd move on?
>adopting two kids
Come on, what is this though, you're telling there are no ovaries in there?!

>>86724349
didnt imply that. just saying you dont need a physical 10/10 to be happy.

>>86724383
The nigga is gay and he slammed lots of boipucci out there. Just check how Taron Egerton gets his asshole wet every time he watch Hugh.

>>86724065
Women are meant for reproduction. Nothing but their genetic material matters.

>>86724137

it's still weird that he'd be this super-handsome , buff , successful model and you'd want to settle down and have kids with a woman 12 years older than you.

Maybe he just always wanted to be Lenny Kravitz

>>86724459
You keep telling yourself that and you're going to end up alone and shitting yourself in your deathbed with no children and a fat old ugly wife that you married 2 weeks before so you aren't alone in your final hour

>>86724010
He married his older waifu he had as a teenager. Living the dream, basically. also I don't think she looks bad and Zoe is his stepdaughter so yeah

>>86724185
Hugh has always been a 100% gay musical guy.

Maybe they just get along really well. I know it sounds cliche but looks aren't everything

>>86724383
fun fact that sounds like it's made up but is actually true and commonly reported: women have lost 90% of their eggs at the age of 30

>>86724558
Sure thing, roastie.

>>86724459
yeah i bet you're a real adonis too

>>86724010
To be fair Lisa Bonet used to be the most beautiful black girl in existence.

have you seen her in Cosby or Angel heart?

MAybe they have sex while watching tapes of the cosby show and her movies, the same way natalie portman has sex while watching herself in Leon.

>>86724703
Is projecting the best way you've come to cope with your own problems?

>>86724010

>drinking IPA """beer"""
yeah that guy has a serious problem.

>>86724742
cool patented 4chan response bro

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>>86724010
The guy fucked and married his 90s waifu

Roman emperors did that sort of stuff

>>86724415
yes you did

>>86724852
nah. the statement implies attraction isn't solely bound to the physical.

>>86724010
he has a mother/daughter fetish

>>86724010
She looks like she'd be insane in the sack.

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He should no better than to fuck with anyone in this family.

>>86724843
there havent been roman emperors around for centuries let alone the 90s you stupid fuck

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This fucking match. How is this guy so fucking lucky?

>>86725676
>He should no better
bix nood

>>86725676
Why do the Kardashians only date black guys?

>>86724648
>women have lost 90% of their eggs at the age of 30
what the fuck is this First Wave shenanigans

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>>86724010

>2017 model Lisa Bonet

Oh god, the humanity. Why?

Is he that much of a pothead?!

>>86724185
4chan is the most normie place you fucking idiot, this was never your special club

>>86725898

All jokes aside, he's probably decently hung.

>>86725953
Fuck you, i'm high.

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>>86724459
>I am a big 20 yo beta full of spooks

>>86726008
he married her like 10 years ago

>>86724010
lisa bonet is basically white.

>>86726072
All jokes aside, I bet he's smuggling salami.

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why is her face always so shiny

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>>86724459
sad but true

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Beat this.

I dare you.

Are we really now at the point where people are claiming lisa bonet isn't hot?

>>86726120
but to be serious, he's definitely stacking a lot of tuna cans

>>86726165
Henry Cavill!
>>86726166
At least she's a normal weight and doesn't have the face of a collapsing star like >>86724185

>>86726129
it's made of polished plastic

>>86725898
I love his smirk in that one webm

>>86726187
yes

>>86725676
I hate this pairing

Rocky deserves better

>>86724185
Hugh fucks younger pussy on the side, stop this gay meme.

>>86724010
>Implying he's not fucking every girl he wants and his wife is not ok with that
>Implying he's not a closeted fag
>Implying his wife doesn't let him piss in her mouth and shit on her chest
>Implying his wife doesn't do the best rimjobs you can imagine
>...
There are a lot of information we don't know m8. It could be a perfectly reasonable explanation for this.

>>86726203
I say this not in jest, he's packing the provolone

>>86724010
>Lisa Bonet
>"crack whore"
Yeah, maybe you should go back fapping to 2D lolis

>>86724459
One day your mother is going to see over your shoulder what you are writing on the internet.

>>86724714
shes still very pretty

>>86724487
he's not handsome except to roasties and niggers who want their "real man"

>>86726402
No joke, big penis.

>>86726166
all these cases where the guy way better looking than the chick it's usually guys that date women who are bigger celebs than they are and then accidentally got more famous than their wives as time went on.

in quicksilvers case she was his boss
hugh jackman she was a famous actress he used to idolize and he was nobody
aquaman basically is barely getting famous now, and his movie isn't even out yet, DC has just been hyping him up for what feels like 3 years or so. he was only in game of thrones for a minute and got killed off, now that the show is huge he's attached to the fame but he didn't do shit. all his movies suck. but she was famous and beautiful in the 90's and held status when he started dating her like a decade ago.

i think guys tend to have longer shelf life as actors and sometimes don't hit their stride until later in life. it's not like they can always back out of a relationship, sometimes they're already used to it and sometimes they probably feel guilty leaving.

look at chris pratt, she was way more famous than him until he lucked out on guardians of the galaxy. he was just the fat guy from parks and rec.

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i hear norm macdonald's wife's a real battle axe

>>86726618
What's up with the weird line above her lip?

>>86726618
Maybe she's a witch and cursed him to see her as a beautiful young woman.

>>86724459

>implying intelligence and personality have no genetic component

>>86724777

Are you implying IPA is not beer with those quotes?

>>86726618

He's a poof

>>86726990
Attractiveness and intelligence are correlated because of intelligent successful people mixing with attractive successful people

>>86724558
>"bu.. but you'll miss out!!"
No one falls for your tricks anymore roastie.

>>86726618
I need a quick rundown on the lady on the left

>>86724010
they have mommy issues

>>86724185
Someone post that gif of his gay co-star doing lustful ahego eyes at him

>On July 23, 2007, Bonet gave birth to her second child, Lola Iolani Momoa, her first with Momoa. On December 15, 2008, the couple had a son named Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa.

That second kids name what the fuck

>>86724558

Get a job alimony queen

>>86725898

SNOZZBERRIES

>>86725593
They're on the rocks apparently. Always thought Portia could do a lot better, but she's old now, too.

>>86726166

Severe mommy issues
Doesn't want to put up with vapid immature sluts around his age

>>86727409
There's no way to not get shit for that name. It's either furfaggotry with wolf or "Mana Nama" crap.

>>86724010
She was probably his waifu when he was a young kid and watching the Cosby show every week

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>>86724185

Could be an aussie thing

>>86726166
they met on set for her movie she was directing and obviously she showed him some things and now they've been a couple ever since pretty sure he was underage when they met as well

>>86724010
>this is a 10/10 in burgerwood

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>no one posted this yet

>>86727983
Nothing wrong with this, he loves her big, this is full on orchestrated, not to mention how brutal his last marriage ended
>wife gets cancer
>dies
>daughter of same wife gets same cancer and dies

Let him have his large lassie

>>86727983
what do you think he feeds here

>>86727983
Not weird, man knows exactly what he likes.

>>86727983
>have a trophy wife during your spotlight
>have a thicc fuck machine as you are settling down
absolutely patrician
look at that smug fucking face he knows what he's done

>>86727983
Anyone got the compilation that shows him happier as she gets fatter?

>>86724010
Almost all women cheat. Most men are fine with it at this point. Most men even accept open relationships. It's generally accepted that girlfriends and wives will sleep around a little.

>>86728324
>The Cuckold Manifesto
Fuck outta here

>>86727983
Literally my fantasy

>>86728324
back to pleddit cuck

>>86724010
>Your wife's daughter is hot as fuck and closer to your age
tbqh, lisa i shotter than zoe. I don't get why you faggots think she's hot.

>>86727983
This bastard knows exactly what he's doing and he loves it.

>>86726618
She was a teacher of his in highshool. He was ducking that when he was 18 and she was 42

>>86728343
>>86728423
/pol/ please go. There's nothing wrong with open relationships.

>>86728343
More men cheat. Get your cuckold shit out of here.

>>86727525
Fucking exactly what I thought of.

>These snozzberries taste like snozzberries.

>>86728510
>More men cheat.
Did you read the post i'm replying to, retardicus illieraticus?

>>86727983
OURGUY
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>>86728464
>What becomes of a highschool chad

Kek

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He is got to be fucking someone on the side.

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step aside

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Explain this.

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>>86728574

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>>86727983

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>>86728574
>>86728613

>>86727983
She's still cute

>>86728573
men age better there's every chance they were on par when they met

>>86728573
she like the former miss iceland or miss Greenland or something. He aged well, she aged normally.

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>>86726618
Looks like mother and son

>>86728574
He's a Hollywood superstar actor who played a superhero in a major Hollywood release you know

>>86728598
They share the same desires in life and now both want to do charity work. that and she reportedly has a grade A pussy game.

>>86728654
>>86728613
Predator when?!

>>86726618
He always looks like he's about to be punched in the face

>>86728613
>>86728654
He's a big guy

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>>86728573
Its the genes. Danish men age spectacularly.

>>86728702
>charity work
That just means spending money. Everyone wants to spend money, that's not a shared hobby

>>86726878
Its from plastic surgery

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>>86728666
Yeah, back in the day she looked fine, she a former miss universe, and he was a good looking no name actor, and now they have two kids and are still together. Good for them.

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>>86728669
They look like a mother and her son.

>>86728861
Miss universe contestant*

>>86728861
Even in her youth she seemed not on par with her husband

>>86728892
Danish and norge men age well, she looks like a Inuit of her age.

(God I hated greenland)

>>86724185
>>86727983

Do Hugh and Pierce seem like unhappy people to you?

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>>86728573

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>>86728988
Imagine looking like this and then looking even hotter 20 years later. This guy is living life on easy mode.

>>86728861
>greenland

wtf

>>86728904
She is also from a very well off and powerful greenland family (by greenland standards), her father is the former speaker of the Greenland parliament.

>>86727409
His son finna' beat King Piccolo in the World Tournament

>>86729032
It is part of the kingdom of denmark, and many in greenland are part Danish/german part Inuit.

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>>86724185

>>86729090
>>86724185
100% gay

if you cant tell get your gaydar fixed

>>86728892
All plastic surgeons must hang

>>86724065
This.
No way a gaggle of virgins would ever understand this.

>>86728745
t. someone not Danish
I used to actually do business in Denmark, their Laissez-faire attitude towards alcohol turn all the men in the country into fat blobs by their thirties, and even those to stay away from it look like they suffer from severe FASDs. It's astonishing how few head turners roam around in that country, lemma tell you.

All of these women strongly crave BBC. I'm sure their husbands arrange some "dates" on occasion.

>>86728568
President of a 1st world nation?

>>86729201
exactly, no matter how good whitey looks he still probably packs 5 incher while refugee who just came from somalia has 7-8 inches on average. age of white man is over, your women love bbc

>>86728598
With all that money I'm sure Bill could do better.

>>86729183
Yep, really dating anything above a 7/10 and you are asking for trouble. You will get sick and tired of their shit really quick.

>>86726166
>>86728573
>>86728598
How is this allowed???

ITT: People don't understand what are fetishes and beards.

>>86724065
This. I'd be happy with a wholesome 6/10.

>>86724065
Hot women will act different when you're a rich famous top of the foodchain alpha movie star. Ugly girls are just as shit, look at Brendan's hog ex wife.

>>86729484
You're not a millionaire model Hollywood star.

>>86729485
hot white women are meant for bbc. whitey cant satisfy godess

>>86728892
What's the success rate for lip augmentation, 0.1%? Virtually any kind of surgery is more attractive. Nose job, cheek fillers, bolt-ons. Once you fuck up the lips the total package is ruined.

>>86727983
he had the best of both worlds

>>86729535
Any woman above an 8 is too much trouble. You'd have to ward off all the thirsty guys trying to take her. Not that I exactly have my first pick of women. I just think I'd be much happier with a 6.

>>86728510
That's false. Stanford and Harvard did studies on this and women are far more likely to cheat. They just don't get caught as often because lots of their infidelity isn't based on prolonged relationships but random encounters with people they'll never see again.

>>86729610
You're misunderstanding me, big movie stars who are handsome and in their prime are 11/10 as far as women are concerned. So you going for a 6, is like them going for a 9.

>>86728598
>Explain this
He's the richest man alive and is not planning to give away any of his fortune to a golddigging whore who wants to either divorce him in >5 years or out live him and inherit his wealth

>>86729747
Seriously man, I'm not one of the most powerful men in the world like he is and even I wouldn't date that malformed gremlin. He's definitely fucking a lot on the side and she has no choice but be okay with it.

>>86729189
this.
Danish women instantly ignite when a foreign man is in their presence. Danish men are pretty good looking and fit in their 20s but it turns to shit quickly
t. Danish solid 7 male

>>86724010
speaking as someone who is in a long-term relationship of 7 years with the same woman, there is more value in the bond you develop together over that period of time than in getting your dick wet with other women. even if 2011-era alison brie walked up to me topless and offered to give me a footjob I wouldn't take it over being with my girlfriend.

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>>86728892
>tfw you found out Nikolaj coster waldau was in Black hawk down. mind=blown

>>86725676
P A Y. T H E. TOLL.

>>86729829
That's the thing. You aren't as rich or powerful as Bill Gates. If some 20 year old whore fucked and married you for your money you wouldn't have as much to lose.

>>86729906
He's in Kingdom of Heaven as well

>>86729897
>speaking like a beta
watch this gents:
How many people have you fucked?
How many people has she told you she's fucked?

>>86729978
>>86729906
AND Oblivion!

>>86729955
He's an idiot for marrying

>>86728598
Look, Bill Gates lives a pretty low-key lifestyle for being the richest man alive. Forget his choice of partner, if I were him I would at least get all my clothing custom made and I would buy a collection of porsche 911s

some people have different priorities in life I suppose. the weird thing is though that he could do those things I just mentioned and not even make a 1% dent in his net worth

>>86730015
You're speaking like a beta, Chad doesn't cry himself to sleep about how many guys his gf has fucked.

>>86730015
>How many people have you fucked?
probably somewhere between 30 and 40.
>How many people has she told you she's fucked?
one.

>>86729906
That movie is like Band of Brothers, you watch it again a few years later and shit at how many recognizable faces there are in it.

>>86730028
I have a real hatred for MGTOWs. Fuck off.

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>>86730127
>30-40
>one
Nigga why you lie'n on the internet like that?

>>86730198
You can still have a family and kids, but in our gynocentric society if you're as rich as Bill Gates, marrying is suicide.

>>86730055
>a collection of porsche 911s

The "I have no personality" starter-pack right there.

>>86730340
Marrying stupidly is suicide. Rich men who marry women half their age who are clear gold diggers bring their misfortune on themselves, a good wife is classy and has integrity.

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>>86724010

Lisa Bonet was everybody's waifu back in the day

>>86730055
>I would buy a collection of porsche 911s
Is this a copypasta?

>>86728469
degenerate just kill yourself

>>86729884
exactly, our women love black guys. its sad rly.

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>>86729906
>mfw Spud gets deaf

>>86727983
He actually bond burgered someone's sister, what a twist.

>>86728574
He's 6'8" so it balances out.

>>86724010
he loves to rape beautiful women

>>86728574
I guess he had the last laugh over karl

>>86725676
he loves bad bitches thats his fucking problem

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>>86729372
Men after 40 can still get hotter, most women after 25 only age to be shit
Its not rocket science

>>86732735
uh wtf?

Is that shopped? That guy creamed his pants right there and then

>>86732735
lmao

>>86727558
From what I understand Ellen can't keep her dick in her pants, no idea why lesbians cheat.

>awesome I get to lick this pussy that is not my wife
>I still don't have a dick so I can't nut but awesome!

>>86729022
That's white privilege.

>>86727288
she hates smoothskins like you

>>86732825
Wait isn't that the guy from Kingsman? He's gay?

>>86728574
>money gets you the best women

holy shit, stop the presses!

>>86733203
>>86732735
That's kingsman guy
I don't think he's gay no

>>86727983
I bet he feeds her too. Hot.

>>86733252
But, you just know...

>>86733252
He's very gay.

>>86725959
They need big dicks.

>>86732795
very few men, you mean

>>86728573
Bitch looks like that Moe syzlack reaction image where he smirks

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>>86728742
for her
btw surprised that no one posted this

>>86730464
seconding this
also, see Mnuchin's new wife as a negative example

>>86724010

>want his donger
>donger
listen millennial. I know it's hard to comprehend for a teenager but the urge to fuck something pretty is only as good as the urge itself. the release is never that fulfilling. as you mature you'll find that what he's got right now is worth more than 6months in bed with amber heard which I'd consider the hottest specimen of the human race alive.
watch taxi driver btw

>>86733660
>ugly fake person marries ugly fake person for money
They're tailor-made for eachother, that's why nobody posted them.

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>>86724065
>when you've interacted with enough women you'll learn looks aren't everything


http://www.pomofo.com/article/guy-poses-pedophile-tinder-and-responses-he-gets-are-horrifying

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Marriage doesn't matter.
There is not a single male celebrity that doesn't fuck other women on the side. All sucessful men cheat, because they can. You don't even have to be rich or famous. Just own a business with like 4-10 employees and women will be on your dick.

I think im gonna start rewatching S2 tonight.

>>86734997
>unironically linking clickbait articles

>>86727983
she's fat, not ugly.

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>>86733660
there must be some complex going on here cos her dad sort of looks like trump

>>86735800
They both have more money in their banks right now than I will have in a lifetime, yet they look like strung out hobos that have lived on the streets for years. How is this possible?

>>86724065
Yeah but if you are as attractive as him you probably get exposed to enough women to find a >8/10 who also has a great personality

>>86726519
I thought we were talking about sausages here.

>>86726129
Coconut butter.

>>86736030
most pretty women are fucked in the head though

its the ugly girls that will be loyal for life, plus cook and clean and do all sorts of shit for you

>>86724487
Lesnar did it too. These guys probably grew up jerking off to the chicks they married

>>86735706
There's definitely a complex going on. A money complex.

>>86724487

makes sense financially desu

>>86728573
I think that dude is fucking his sister

>>86728598
Ridiculous pussy-game

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>>86728654
>>86728613
>>86728574
So, this is the power of lanklets...

>>86736149
Even if most would be a little craycray the chance that Memeoa could meet one that isn't is big enough familia

>>86725898

Well seeing the revelations about Whedon she might have a thing for goobers.

>>86727558
ellen makes like 60m a year lol

>>86733572
if you take care of your body, and don't have a shit hairline you're fine.

>>86735706
being a white guy who wears power suits isn't exactly "looking like trump"

>>86735976
alcohol

>>86735976
they are free to do whatever they want
once you know you can, you stop giving so much of a fuck about appearances

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>>86736457
This isn't even my final form...

>>86726117
Half black half Jewish equals white?

>>86724185
lol Jackman is gay af

>>86736659
I imagine Portia wasn't hurting for money when they married. I just think it's clear that at least looks-wise Portia was way out of Ellen's league.

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>>86724065
>when you've interacted with enough women you'll learn looks aren't everything

t. It's a trilby not a fedora

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>>86725676
>>86732594

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-Well-known reiewer.
-Great video game collection.
-Nerds are slopping wet for you.
-Your wife is gross and has xbox big elephant arms and a controlling attitude.
-Drains your soul and encourages you to get a retail job.

>>86737993
In terms of character and intelligence, being opposites, black and jewish genes cancel each other out so the end result tends to be average vanilla (white)

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rip

>>86724065
Ya it's possible she gives the best head he's ever had.
I mean look at her, look at those blown out cheeks from years of suction, she's been around the block.
Probably had years of practice on various BBC. So on Jason she can likely DT and take both balls.
That's why he loves her. We figured it out.

>>86739073
He's the butterfly to her caterpillar. ;_;

>>86727983
Not weird, Brosnan is a major patrician

>>86724058
He was in GOT, which is very hot now.

>>86738978
Not really. A bit less.

>>86726214
>the face of a collapsing star like

anon you're killing me

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Why is Captain America with Jean Ralphios sister?

>>86740636
>could have anyone
>chooses this

I knew there was something wrong with him.

>>86740636
That's a qt jewfu anon.

>>86729090
is that abba?

>>86734997
>read through article
> it ends with "Even if these are all authentic matches, it is important to acknowledge the source. This person has created fake posts in the past simulating these kinds of results, designed for an online community that is hungry for stories like this. What his stunt does not do is confirm his proposed narrative that all women care about is a pretty face."

Wow. Because his posts confirm what many already believe, and because he's posted like this before, his results are obviously invalid.
Good logic, roasties. Stay toasty.

>>86727983
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>>86740946
They are clearly bot accounts, if you think otherwise you've never been on Tinder for longer than a minute. The place is flooded with them.

>>86725959
The sad true is that when a girl learns to enjoy a big dick she can't feel satisfied with an average dick anymore.

>>86740712
when you have the ability to be with literally anyone your first choice will always be someone you love

>>86741040
>it's so obvious that I can't prove it

>>86728654
>>86728574
>>86728598
Always wondered, does Stephen have a big dick? Is it proportional to his size? Or is it incredibly underwhelming

>>86739558
stupidest thing i read today

>>86724010
Fuck you anon she's gorgeous. I don't usually like black women, but I'd marry her

>>86727983
Based Pierce.

>>86724010
hes not alpha as fuck you dumb faggot

>>86724185
>>86724459

What a waste of prime genetic material. Goes to prove that even when the world gives you everything on a silver platter, you can still throw it all away. Their seed is weak and they will not be remembered.

>>86729067

Top kek

>>86730470
Lisa Bonet in her prime was probably the best looking niggress that has ever walked the earth.

>>86728861

Time to trade in the old model for a new one.

>>86727983
She's just put on some weight
If you're not an autist you can tell she'd still look great if she lost 20 lbs

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>>86729022
He looked weird when he was younger, like borderline mentally deficient. Time has been immensely kind to him though.

>>86742957
plus the nose job

>>86743091
Looks like his cheeks and face fat grew into it

>>86728702
>They share the same desires in life and now both want to do charity work.

Been down a smiliar road. It's not enough.

>that and she reportedly has a grade A pussy game.

Wouldn't matter if you're not actually attracted to the rest of her. People who settle are only ever destined for shit down the road. Better to be lonely if you can't be with someone you'd be willing to fuck every night for the rest of your life.

>>86743172
>What's not enough for me is not enough for others.

>>86724714
Natalie, what a freak

>>86729116
I will always maintain that he is not gay.

>>86728060
Shit, and i thought keanu had it rough

>>86729022
He never really had an easy life, his dad was a raging alcoholic who didn't provide for his family and his mom was poor as fuck. He grew up in a bumfuck village in Zealand which is a shitty Danish island. Dude did pretty well for himself all things considered.

all the chad friends of mine that likes to keep me as their buttmonkey and comic relief that in life they fuck so hot women that its odd how they end up with someone less hot.

they say life is about getting that right co-pilot and so far they really are happy while I end up being miserable

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>>86735800
they don't give a shit about anything anymore, that's why shia looks for retarded hobbies to fill his life like hiding a flag from /pol/ mongs

>>86744586
U wot m8

>>86730803
underrated post

>>86743172
>Better to be lonely if you can't be with someone you'd be willing to fuck every night for the rest of your life.

fucking ridiculous. i get that you need to find your partner attractive, but sex becomes far less important and frequent as a relationship moves along.

for some couples, sure regular sex is necessary in the long term. but for most, sex once or twice a week, even once or twice a month, is perfect.