HEY ALAN, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE LOL

HEY ROSE USE THE STAIRS LOL
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN

where are his legs

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>men men men men men men men men

hey rose be a dear and fetch my aids medication

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>that episode where Charlie puts a loaded magnum in Alan's mouth and forces him to shoot heroin with a dirty needle and makes Jake watch

that one was dark

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HEY WHORES, SUCK MY AIDS-RIDDEN COCK LOL

hey kid you're fat and stupid lmao

>that episode where Charlie bangs his mom while Alan is down stairs

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>>86723242
frog posters are the light of this world

>>86723310
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>>86723318
>That episode where Alan and Charlie double team Candy at Jake's birthday party

Hot as fuck desu

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honestly I miss this show

2008. having it playing in the background on my crt while I lay in bed and shitpost on /b/ from my laptop after another shitty day at school

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>>86723273
>"Charlie, please stop, why are you doing this to me?"
>"Baal in the Valley of Ben-Hinnom commands me to surrender their sons, daughters and you yes your mother painfully in her sleep tonight to Moloch unless you reply to this post"
>meeennnnnnnnnn

>>86723359
>"Wow, two brothers in one hole, that's gotta be some kind of record

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeen

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How do you go from this?

"Oh Charly it's terrible OMG!"
"What is it Alan."
"Jake just had a blood test, for some reason he has AIDS!"
"Whooa, how did that happen?"
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNN

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To this?

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>>86723359
>Jake comes in and wants to join ,thinks a blowjob is pissing in a girls mouth but Candy ends up surprisingly liking it

top scene

>>86723524
Why grow your beard out when it looks that bad?

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>>86723524
You make him hang around Charlie Sheen

also filename kek

>>86723561
I've done that once

it's called not giving a fuck

>>86723129
mask' you somethin charlie

>>86723548
I googled "two and a half men blowjob pee" and the results are pretty good.

>>86723524
this is how my beard looks if I grow it

humiliating tbqh

>>86723524
HEY JAKE, SHAVE YOUR BEARD LOL

>>86723129
Fuck you, you polo wearing leg day skipping faggot

>>86723610
I regret that I just did this.

>>86723129
HEY JAKE, WANNA BE BLOOD BROTHERS?
>mhhheeennnnn

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TRY GETTING A RESERVATION WITH CANDY NOW ALAN

Which two and a half men bimbo was best bimbo?

>>86724086
asking the real questions here

>>86724086
rose was the best girl

>>86724086
Kandy was the best bimbo: hottest and dumbest.
Rose was best girl, before they fladerized her into becoming completely insane.
Chelsea was hot, but insufferable.

>>86724086
>>86724326
>tfw you'll never have someone like Rose who just wants to be with you

>>86723408
kek

>>86724411
Kandi and Chelsea were both insanely hot.

Chelsea has a magnificent pair of tits. Just magnificent.

Alan's wife was best girl, wanna fuck that ugly-hot (kike??) bitch

the bikini scenes with her were fuckin hot

>>86724482
>ugly-hot (kike??)
That's exactly what it is. Jewish women are strange

>>86724480
Yeah, but chelsea was an annoying cunt

>>86724554
Yeah but what woman isn't?

>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

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Hey Alan, did you know that nearly 40% of the male population in Zimbabwe are either HIV positive or have full-blown AIDS? That's like, one in every two and a half
>mennnnnnnnnnn

Jake is clearly a boy not half a man

>>86724901
the actor was a dwarf so its a kind of pun

>>86724482
ugly-hot is my fetish ._.

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>>86724835

>>86724835
kek

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>>86723129
Charlie struggles with PTSD, flashbacks to the village he cut down in Quảng Trị. Alan has a date but Jake wants to go see a hockey game.

>MENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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HEY CARMELLA SHUT THE DOOR LOL

>>86723377
I actually forget how old this show is
>Jake pesters Charlie about going to blockbuster and renting the new final fantasy
>it's final fantasy 10
>FF10 is 16 years old

>>86726091
>The game they rented from Blockbuster is old

The fact that they were able to rent it from Blockbuster should be the hint

>>86726323
My point was when the episode aired blockbusters were still around and a 16 year old game was roughly only 5 or so years old

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>>86723474

TO THIS