Why do Peter Parker hide from Aunt May that he's the Spider Man?

That he shot web to her nightly

>>86722610
Dose jeans, unff

>>86722610
What's going on, Aunt May?

>>86722610
because he has deep shame over letting uncle ben die you ignorant motherfucker

>be me
>get home after a long day riding around on the new york subway staring at cute mulattos
>take off my spidey suit and launch it onto my bedroom floor
>notice how worn the elastic is
>it's covered in rips and brown stains and still reeks of the time I spilled one of my piss jars on it
>pick up the costume and inhale deeply
>remember all the great times I've had wearing the suit
>put it back on, one last time
>one final webbing
>launch out of my room
>swing up the corridor
>burst into my aunt's room to ask her to call me cab to take me to the halloween store so she can buy me another cheap knockoff chinese deadpool costume
>my aunt is on the bed, four fingers plunging furiously in and out of her quivering vagina
>she's shocked but too close to cumming to stop
>about to back out but the supersuit infuses me with the spirit of spider-man
>fly onto the bed and whip out my phimosis encrusted dick
>stab wildly at my aunt's engorged labia, ejaculating my dark grey webbing all over her hand
>collapse on top of her, whimpering "you'll get your rent when you f-fix the god damn door"
>take the spidey suit off my face
>I'm actually lying in a gutter
>covered in shit and garbage
>my aunt kicked me out six months ago due to my NEET lifestyle
>pop the mask on my crusty deadpool costume
>point my hand to the stars
>bring my middle fingers in like Tobey and whisper "Go web"
>tense my bowels as hard as I can and shit diarrhoea down my legs for warmth as I roll over for the night
>realise that with great power indeed comes great responsibility
>it's going to be a long winter

>>86722610
HHHHNNNNNNNGGGGG

>>86722610
She could have been your aunty but she wans't your mommy

>>86722703
Don't do it, Peter!

>>86722676
She's like fifty

>sorry Marisa, you still look hot, we gotta get even uglier wardrobe

>>86722727
I kekkled

>>86722610
the real question is why he has not raped her since she looks like a sexdriven milf.

>>86723245
50 and a decent body like that with no fat stomach?
UNF

>>86723245
the milfier they are, the better

imagine a hot mommy type forcing you to lick her cute butthole and ordering you to call her 'mommy' every time you come up for air

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>>86723334
He did. It'll be in Jon Watts directors cut.

>>86723245
>being this much of a beta bitchboy

If you don't like MILF's I genuinely think you're a pedo

>>86725448
I'm falling in love

>>86725448
Jesuschrist she has autism

gross

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>>86725448
>I will never be that chair

>>86723578
>fat best friend

uhmm excuse me? how about just "supportive best friend", whats with the body shaming?