/got/ general

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what is this formation called?

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>tfw GRRM is intentionally waiting for the show to end before finishing the books because he knows the end of the show will be terrible, which will lower expectations for the books' ending, so he doesn't have to worry about disappointing people so much
THE MADMAN

>>86715401
The Space Invaders

>>86715401
The "Nothing Personnel" formation

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THREE TIMES A NIGHT TO PISS IN A DAMN BUCKET

young ned stark looks like he might legitimately be retarded

>>86715378
She's been slowly going insane for three seasons and you're all too stupid to notice she's destined to become the big bad

>>86715378
Get this fat whore off my /got/ you targ fucking shit.

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>>86715403
>GRRM
>finishing the books
>ever

>>86715378
Next shot is Daenerys’s body hanging from the walls in King’s Landing. The people of King’s Landing are throwing shit at her body and make fun of her corpse.

>S8E06 LEAKS

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>>86715378
>Watch game of thrones because it tries to avoid cliche's of fantasy as much as possible
>Season 7 comes and it's the most cliche shit I've ever seen
The greatest twist of all

Are the books worth reading? I couldn't make it past Tyrion visiting the wall. Just seemed repetitive since I've seen the show even if certain plot points differ.

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How long was Bobby B king?

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>>86715424
noh

>>86715426
Inshallah she will bring the Caliphate my brother. Westeros will know the RELIGION OF PEACE AND LOVE and Islam. Takbir

>>86715401
That's actually an ancient Valyrian formation that allows an entire army to teleport in front of an enemy castle.

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>>86715466
NINETEEN YEARS NEEEEEEEED

>>86715466
bob.... ya gotta lay off the boars

>>86715456
is called bait and switch dumlorde

wait for the switch

BASED BARATHEON
>Robert
>Stannis

FAGGOT BARATHEON
>Renly

I wonder why no renlyposting is it because he has no memorable moments in the show?

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>>86715476
Where does the white people can't fight meme come from?

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Where is the leak! I want it now!

>>86715465
well somewhere after Red Wedding book and show have hone two separated ways. When you read the fifth book, you'll be surprised how different from the show it is

>>86715456
>season 7
um sweetie have you only started watching this season?

>>86715465
I enjoyed them all after watching the show since it expands on it quite a bit, but if you're bored in book 1 it might not be for you
If you want, you could try reading parts of the later books where it diverges from the show, if that interests you at all

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>the army of the dead has just destroyed winterfell
>every major player (jaime dany etc) except for john and gendry has been killed
> as the two of them and their tiny force retreat they see a light on the horizon on the kings road
>as it gets closer john realizes who it is
>STANNIS
>he is riding a black stag with flaming antlers carrying the flaming sword of legend lightbringer
>upon reaching jon and gendry he raises his sword and shouts
>by the power of greyskull
>lightning strikes his sword and theres an explosion killing jon and gendry but giving stannis the power of their kings blood
>stannis' shirt was blown off revealing the physique of zyzz
>he has a flaming crown and wields a lightningbolt along with lightbringer
> his stag has sprouted wings and flies him to battle the night king mounted on his undead dragon
>OURS IS THE FURY he shouts as he stabs the dragons head with the sword and bolt
>he lands on the ground and picks the night king up with one hand and then impales him on his steeds antlers
>all the realm bows to the one true king as the sun comes out and winter ends

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RUN BACK TO WINTERFELL

ILL FIND THE WHOOOOOREEEEE BY MYSELF

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What's his Endgame?

Has there been ANY nudity this season besides missandei and cersei getting out of bed?

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>>86715378
TARGARYEN WHORE

>>86715542
>inb4 "le stannisfags XD" reddit poster

>>86715575
to suck on Sansa's titties

>>86715575
Probably to suck in Sansa tit.

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>>86715401
Pre-Fusion Assembly
i just wish they'd shown the completed Perfect Lannistron actually push over the castle

you can sorta see the legs and arms already
obviously cavalry forms the hips and penis

>smolboi petyr is confronted by biggirl brienne

>will it be painful?

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>>86715401

>Cavalry mixed with foot soldiers
>bringing cavalry to siege a castle
>no siege weapons or at least ladders
>literally under the castle walls in the open

Who in the show approved this? Are they trying to be the meme on purpose?

>Beric suggests Jon they both try to take down the Night King rather than just die for nothing
>they don't even try to do this
Did I get it wrong?

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>>86715493
Seven Hells, he looked like shit after just 19 years

>>86715578
E7 CONFIRMED NUDITY

AND HARRENHAL?

>>86715575
getting a new mummy

Do the books expand on the mountain tribes In the vale? Are they just a bunch of backwater retards who refuse to join civilization?

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>muh Khaleesi

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SEVEN HELLS

>>86715575
Never being seen again.

>>86715542

Can Shireen descend from the heavens as this happens?

I miss her. ;_;

>>86715575
dressed up like sansa and sadly raped by lonely loser littlefinger in the epilogue

>>86715671
Together with Ed Sheeran

>stannis the mannis?

more like, stannis the dropped plot point-is

>>86715642
Pretty much. They kill and loot people for armor and weapons

Why doesn't Bran warg into Cersei and makes her jump from a window?
Why doesn't he send his raven to murder her and everyone who is a threat?
Why is he allowing Jon to waste time fighting those cunts when they should be focusing on the war against the White Walkers?

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has there ever been a more useless weapon?

Which son of House Gudmen is the strongest?
Ser Tuuwen Tee? Ser Tehn?

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Your Grace, I have just returned with the boar milk that you've requested. It was boar milk, right?

>>86715451
he'll say the show is canon and not publish book 7

>>86715714

Because Cersei is the Night King, I mean, have you ever seen them on screen together?

>>86715714
Too busy watching people get raped.

Will Melisandre and Arya ever meet again?

>>86715715
Has there ever been a more pointless character?

>>86715456
This

The "JON GETS SAVED AT THE END, OMG" thing is getting pretty fucking old

At least let him die and get resurrected to prove some kind of bullshit point (again)

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>>86715739
MILK? MILK IS IT? DO YOU THINK ITS MILK THAT IS HOLDING THE SEVEN KINGDOMS TOGETHER?

ITS WINE. WINE AND WHOOOOOREEEES

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>>86715715

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>86715576

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>lets defend a wall
>lets bring in an extremely dangerous beast to the emperor because reasons

really makes u chink

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>>86715515
>Guns against literal sticks and sheep skin shields

Try again there

>>86715378
>Aunt Dany, what are you going to do with that finger?

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How do you go from this....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUAYu8sC9r0
john bradley's acting as sam is really good in this scene tbqh
the way he leans down at the table and avoids any eye contact and just sort of tries to wince and hope for it to all be over is really damn believable

>>86715612
Didn't Jon dismiss the idea? I doubt they could've got past both the ice-water and dead anyway but it was just exposition for later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx9dRL1BCCQ
cool stuff
GoT honestly has the best set piece/costume/practical effects designers in the industry

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https://youtu.be/6h0E7f8IvGE

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>>86715871

>>86715898
ETERNAL ANGLO GENES

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>86715378

WHEN IS THAT AGE I WANTED TO CRACK GIRRRLZ AND FUCK SKULLLLLLLLLZ

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BY THE GODS I WAS BOAR THEN

Assuming Jon and company never went past the wall to bring back a live wight to show to Cersei, how could Jon convince her, or better yet convince Daenerys, that the whitewalkers exist?

>>86715888
costumes would be good if not for the stylistic decision to never use colours ever again

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Your grace, I've returned with the lancel milk you requested

>>86715480
kek

>>86715401
This and Blackwater Bay triggered my Mount & Blade autism like no other
>SHIELDS GO IN THE FRONT
>DON'T BRING CAVALRY TO A SIEGE YOU FUCKING RETARD
>ARCHERS SPREAD WIDE, THEY AREN'T GUNMEN WHO CAN CROUCH
>FORM FUCKING RANKS
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>86715888
>GoT honestly has the best set piece/costume/practical effects designers in the industry
They literally forgot to animate some skellys for that one redshirt wildling during the fight.

>>86715933
Did it even matter when they couldn't get past the wall?

>>86715401
isnt it "form ranks you maggots"?

>>86715884
me age 8 to 18

except for the part where he starts a conversation

>>86715897
>three autistic fat guys laughing like retards
Is this what /tv/ considers quality Youtube nowadays?

congrats!
your viserion evolved into vicerion!

>>86715965
what are you talking about

>>86715966
PIKES IN FRONT, ARCHERS BEHIND.

Legit formation desu.

>>86715933
Surely he could've convinced her to just fly and look for herself since apparently it only takes a few minutes, D&D probably would've done a romantic spin too if she brought Jon along

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>>86715950
LANCEL LANNISTER

BY THE GOOOOODS

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>>86715933

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>>86715950
GODS WHAT A STUPID BOAR

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>>86715950
IS THAT WHAT MILK FUCKING MEANS
GET THE LANCEL STRETCHERRR

>>86715715

WHY OH WHY does tyrion have blonde hair in rhe forst episode and brown hairnfor the redt of the series? Wtaf

>>86715378
why is that bitch always in the OP'

>>86716002
>>86716006
You pieces of shit are actually starting to get me to laugh at this dumb fucking meme

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f a t

Was it just me or did the show just had random nameless wildlings pop out of nowhere whenever there was a death scene so it would feel like the mission was dangerous as fuck?
No fucking named character died besides Thoros who was irrelevant as shit anyway and went out like a bitch.

team daddy issues vs team ruthless vs team zombie

who wins this shitfest?

>>86715962
Maybe but he's right. I'm convinced 90% of the reason people like this show is it's elaborate costuming and sets. If these guys were strutting around wearing tunics it would be cancelled next episode and never get its ending.

>>86715916
Except he's ugly now tho

>>86715993
They could've hatched a better plan with Bran and make use of his powers.

>>86715788

Fuck this made me laugh. YOU SMELL LIKE THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER

>>86715888
I would agree with you on costume side if we we're including earlier costumes and armours from the older seasons
But honestly they've definitely declined in quality.

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>>86716028
OH IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING

>>86715993
and you think cersei would just let daenerys take her to see them, trusting that she'd take her back to kings landing safely?
Doesn't sound like a trap at all

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>when your nephew won't give you cummies

>>86716049
what can Bran do anyway? appreciate women being raped in the past?

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>>86716038
is this team daddy issues?

>Showrunners can't rely on the books to provide them the meat of the story for them
>GoT turns into generic fantasy immediately

Gee what a surprise. I've seen fucking fanfics showing a better understanding of what the books are about than season 7.

>>86715999
>>86716002
>>86716006
>>86716065

These are so good.

These pics are better than seasons 2-7.

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NOW YOU'VE WOKE THE DRAGON

>>86715962
He said practical effects not special effects.
You're right the special effects department is pretty shitty.
practical effects are effects created without using cgi.

EPISODE 7 LEAK WHEN BROS

>>86716094

LEAVE MY BOY DAVOS ALONE

>tfw I liked Suicide Squad: Westeros Version and thought it was pretty cool

>>86715933
Before you even go that far: Why would you or Jon think that Cersei just needs to see a wight for real? Why would she help? You know what's going through her mind is "That icicle prick is going to do all the work for me, I'm not going to do anything more than the bare minimum just to say I tired"

How many Good Men would it take to kill the NK?

>>86716076
He can literally see everything and can warg into things. They could've set up a better ambush with those powers. With Dany involved, it could've been as easy as Bran leading her to a group of wights and then a dragon snatching one up.

>>86716111
reeee
not robert
reeee

>>86715884
based dany frying this prick

Cersei will do a face turn in s8 and everyone will accept both brother/sister and aunt/nephew incest

>>86716128
Would've preferred it if they hadn't included the literal who redshirts

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Does she need a proof of existence of zombies?

I mean her bodyguard is a zombie.

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DO YOU THINK MY LIFE IS SOME PRECIOUS THING TO ME

>>86716094
Why is based Barristan here?

>>86716133
Just one and his name is Stannis.

>>86716159
Yeah, that did bother me. Specially when Tormund survived for no fucking reason aside from the zombies trying to tickle him to death instead of slaughtering him like they did with one of the redshirts.

>>86715898
The rape man, the rape

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>>86716178
YOU WERE ALWAYS MORE OF A BROTHER TO ME THAN MY BROTHERS, NEEEEEEEEEEEEED

could the 20 Good Men take on a regular goku?

>>86716136
too contrived, he only sees important stuff.
one of those wildlings that can see through animals could do a better job at that

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>>86716100
it's meta and you'll get it later

GRRM has always been a TV producer, GOT was always going to be a weird meta mixed media production like it is

the books being delays is a smokescreen to set the scheduling up exactly the way it's happened. we're supposed to think they're "off book" right now but it's really a ruse to give them latitude to do some narrative inversion

>>86715888
jesus they actually built the frozen lake

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>>86715950
YOU CALL THIS WINE?LANCEL LANNISTER FETCH ME MY BOARHAMMER

>>86716218
>Sansa getting raped
>Littlefinger's "chaosh is a laddah" speech
>important stuff

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Endgame right here bros

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Hey guys remember me?

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MADE BOAR FORGOT HIS HONOR WIIIIIINNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>86716218
>dragons
>not important

>>86716159
>oh fuck! That undead bear carried off... Wait, who is that guy?

I swear, it was like these randos appeared seconds before they had to die.

>>86716181
why shouldn't he be?

>>86716251
*tips horns*

>>86716129
You pretty much just answered your own question. She needs to see a wight to see that she's in danger as well, otherwise she'd commit the bare minimum like you said. Plus, why would she think that the army of the dead isn't coming for her after potentially wrecking Jon&Daenerys?

>>86716168
I'd think there's a difference between the two, one's a walking skeleton and the other is just a human that's kept alive by a mad scientist.

>>86716261
No budget for you.

>>86716133
millions
NK > Giants >

>>86716268
well it didn't help that the final shot of the last episode was literally only the major characters venturing out

>>86716168
yeah probably her wizard will be like "lol i can do that anyone can do that" and they won't help cause they still don't believe in white walkers

it'll be a metaphor for something. but what???

first few seasons
>hate jaime
>hate cersei
>love tyrion

later seasons
>love jaime
>love cersei
>hate tyrion

pottery

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>>86716277
O-okay

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Your grace, shall I stretch the Targaryan whore?

>>86716276
>You pretty much just answered your own question. She needs to see a wight to see that she's in danger as well, otherwise she'd commit the bare minimum like you said. Plus, why would she think that the army of the dead isn't coming for her after potentially wrecking Jon&Daenerys?
Okay, so when they bring the dead thing back to Cersei and she commits the bear minimum while scheming to let them overrun the north, Ihope you come ack to this thread and BEnd The Knee

>>86715933
Why does anyone need to show Cersei anything?

She's such a minor player yet everyone's acting like she's the key to all of this

>>86716268
And they all were dressed in the same way so you had to check if the guy getting killed was supposed to be a rando, Tormund, Thoros, the Hound or fucking anyone.

>>86716233
'D&D are postmodern meta geniuses' is my favorite new theory

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>>86716326
YES, GET ME MY WHOREEEEEEE STRETCHER, LANSHAL.

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>>86716326
GOOOOOOOOOODS

THE WHOOOOORE WAS STRONG

>>86716335
She has the power of teleportation and they need it since Dany can only use it when she is riding her dragons.

>>86716301
If I were Cersei I'd immediately suspect that I'm being fucked with.
I'd think that Jon is trying to fuck with me and scare me by using the same schtick Qybern used.
But hey it's D&D in charge of writing.

>>86716326

I JUST WANTED TO FUCK BOARS AND CRACK GIRLS

>>86716251
nah, he will marry Sansa

>>86715510
Is he a ham?

>>86716332
aha yeah that's likely

cercei backstabs and conquers castle black because she considers it a rebel stronghold

lannister forces totally neglect the wall and get overrun by the dead immediately

sansa says "told you so" while still contributing nothing of actual value

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>>86716326
STRETCH ME SOME MORE WIIIIIINNNNNE LANCEL YOU STUPID BOARRISTER

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>>86716358
>LANSHAL.
is this a merge with HARRENHAL posting?

>>86716366
Jon, Arya, and Varys all have the power of teleportation without dragons

Why doesn't Arya *teleports behind you* to Cersei already?

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>>86716393
I SUPPOSE ITS OFF THE BOOOOAAAAAAR AS WELL?

>>86716393

Wait till it merges with bane posting after that.

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>You are now aware of the fact that no other than Sean fucking Bean was a part of this shitshow at some point
Bizarre

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>>86716393
>86716393
No... BUT IT CAN BE.

>>86716403
She was going to but fucking around in Winterfell acting autistic and edgy was more important.

>>86716246
>>Sansa getting raped
beautiful
>>86716246
>>Littlefinger's "chaosh is a laddah" speech
pic

>>86716332
After the army of the dead overruns the north, does Cersei think they're just going to stop there and leave the south alone?
What's important is that she understands that both sides have everything to lose.

>>86716335
Because if Jon and Daenerys are fully committed to defending from the army of the dead that leaves a wide opening for the Lannisters to strike and fuck up everything.

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>>86716351
D&D are actors and not really in charge of the production you idiot

look at yourselves literally referring to them as "dungeons and dragons"

IT'S META

>>86716403

There's a Mountain in the way.

>>86716335
How is she a minor player? She's the only one left besides Dany. Without her it's just a bunch dragon's blowing CGI fire at each other, and armies of undefined sizes throwing themselves at each other, until one of them gets to be declared the victor by the showrunners.

>>86715715
He was fine on the horse bopping them on the head

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>>86716422
I WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE A KING NEEEED
THE DOTHRAKI BOAR NEEDED ME

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THE BOAR IS JUST A LITTLE GIRL ROBERT

>>86716393
Top 10 anime crossovers

>>86716464
WHOOOOOOOOORE TALK SENSE INTO THIS HONORABLE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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THERES A WHOOOOOREEEEE COMING NEEEED

>>86716455
>>86716464
Oh fuck.
So good.

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>>86716393
Your graysh, I shaposhe... Harrenhall... is off the table ash well?

>you now realise jeor mormont was a virgin

>>86716497

For you.

>>86716440
She should have been a minor player. She was poor as shit, had no allies besides an edgy pirate and her army was shit too but then through the power of plot retardation she defeated two legit mayor players and got a shitton of money so now Dany is forced to give two fucks about her despite having every fucking advantage possible over her.

>>86716168
Her zombie is totally different to the wights. Seems to actually have independent thought, after all she still calls him 'Ser Gregor'

The people saying 'Cersei doesn't need proof of zombies, her bodyguard is one lol' are missing hte point. Wights are totally different in nature.

Who would win in a fight. A undead Robert or a undead boar?

>>86716526

The breastplate stretcher.

>>86715575
Sucking Sansa's tits and giving her power in the vale.

>>86716526
THE DOTHRAKI WHOOOREEEE WITH A TARGARYEN BOOOOOAR AT THE HEAD OF HIS ARMY

>>86716526
Lancel

I think the robert/lancel/whateverposting is getting a little excessive

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>>86716497
GO GET ME A TABLE STRETCHER

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AGHHHHHHH RENLY SHAVE ME
FORGIVE ME AGHAGHHH

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>>86716501
>virgin
>has a son

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>>86716526
GODS I WAS A BOAR THEN

>>86716501
How do you think jorah came to be? Need someone to explain the birds and the bees for you?

>>86715401
Dunno, but I can see the men on horseback in the middle be all like: Hey, let me throguh, out of the way.

>>86716561

BOW YOU SHITS!

Someone post the anime dany pics

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WHERE IS THE BREAST STRETCHER

GET ME BESSIE WITH HER TITS

THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE AND HER BIG TITS

>>86716561

CMON BOYS LETS GO KILL SOME WHORES

I'm really looking forward to next Monday. Not only because we get to see more shit, but also because this board will finally BEGIN to return to a usable state.

Right now there are 4 GOT threads in the catalog. Fucking four.

I love shitposting about GOT as much as the next guy, but I wish we could just keep it in one thread.

>>86716547
VALE?

>>86716555
GET ME THE WHOOOORE STRECHER, NOW

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SHIREEN......I'M SORRY AGGGHHH

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arghh

>>86716514
For her though? The cat of existence of zombies is out of the bag for her.
>Lmao this one is pretty rotten. Check out what my boy Qybern can pull of! Your maester should step his game up.

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>>86716555
YOU KNOW WHATS NOT GETTING MORE EXCESSIVE? MY WINE INCEL LANNNNNNNISTTEEEEEEER

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>>86716561
Your grace, there is a boar on the table stretcher.

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IN MY DAY YOU WERENT A WALKER UNTIL YOU RAISED A CORPSE IN EACH OF THE 7 KINGDOMS AND THE RIVERLANDS.

WE CALLED IT RAISING THE 8

>>86716629

He looks like hes nutting

>>86716587
If anything they would be like "Let me leave, what the fuck am I doing in a siege?"

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>>86716555
SOMEONE COME AND PLEASE TALK SOME SENSE INTO THIS HONORABLE BOOOAAAAR

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>Tfw literally cannot stop reading Baratheonposting in Robert's voice
Why doesn't Renly get any?

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>>86716251

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>>86716501
Volcels are the most powerful beings in the universe

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>>86716555
CAREFUL NED I USED TO BE A BOAR BACK IN MY DAY

>The Hound is with Jon
>Jon is going with Daenerys to the meeting with Cersei
>Cersei will bring Ser Gregor along
>things are bound to go to shit
Is the Cleganebowl finally happening?

>>86716644
>>86716648
Holy fuck they should have made this boar hunt into like 7 episodes of straight Robby-B shit talking Lancel.

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>take a second to comprehend the efforts behind the recent Bobby boat posting storm
I can't even hold it against you lads, bravo

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>>86716555
CAREFUL NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED CAREFUL

>>86716652

IN MY DAY YOU WERENT A DORNISHMAN UNTIL RAPED A GIRL IN ALL 7 KINGDOMS AND THE RIVERLANDS.

WE USED TO CALL IT RAPING THE 8

>>86716697
>Is the Cleganebowl finally happening?
Yes, you'll probably get the meme battle you desire so much. I'm sure it will be worth it

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>>86716648
SO GET HOOOOOAAAAAR

why Littlefinger has to be killed by the Stark cunts?

>>86716678

Because al he did was CRACK BUTTS AND FUCK BOYS

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WEAR IT IN SILENCE OR ILL HOOOOONOOOOOR YOU AGAIN

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ON MY HONOR AS A TULLY
ON MY HONOR AS A >SHTARK

I just want to thank all of you Robertposters for making me laugh today.
No idea why this shit is so funny

>>86716642
Sigh ... the reason the White Walkers/wights are a threat isn't because they're zombies. Magic exists, whatever, people believe in all sorts of shit. The threat is in their numbers, and the fact they are led by an intelligence.

Obviously, that isn't proven to Cersei by showing her one wight, but Jon &c are not showing her one to prove the existence of undead creatures, as that part is unimportant and won't motivate her alone

robert wasnt even a good character, he and ned are the biggest stereotypes on the show. their whole reason for existing was to set up a world where the stereotypical fantasy heroes dont win.

tldr robert and ned were written to be shit characters to make a point

>>86716693
Winner.

>>86716726
>implying there is anything left till the end of the show but meme battles

>>86716585
>>86716569
jorah's not jeor's real son you fucking autist. he's a targaryan sothron-born bastard born of incest and cuckoldry. jorah "jaehaerys targaryen" sand "mormont", son of lyanna stark and raegar targaryan

>>86716742
Best maymay of 2017.

>>86716693
>>86716713
>>86716727
>>86716740
>>86716742
saving all of these - nothing created henceforth will hold a candle to what has been created herein this thread

>>86716555
YOUR MOTHER WAS A FAT WHORE WITH A STUPID NAME

whats the appeal of this show?
i dont watch it and this general looks like mostly shitposting

>>86716697

You now reeber the real clegane bowl hapened in season one and bobby b stopped IN THE NAME OF YOUR BOAR

>>86716697
I don't even want CLeganebowl if present day D&D are in charge of putting it on screen

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>>86716625
The Vale of Arryn. If she marries Robin, replacing her aunt as the mother figure and littlefinger as the main influence, she'd be able to unite the North and the Vale (and probably the riverlands since her and Robin have alot of Tully blood ... if their uncle meets with an "accident).

The Vale is already allied of Jon Snows Kingdom of the North, though its position is ambiguous. And the Knights of the Vlae are all about Sansa. Queen of Da Norf!

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>>86716759
YOUR MOTHER WAS A WHOOOOREE

>>86715961
>Mount & Blade
Total war more like, mount and blade is childs play when it comes to battle tactics.
Anyway that formation is fine for a travelling army, but as you said, retarded as a seiging army

>>86716752

Its the commitment

>>86716754
>Jon &c are not showing her one to prove the existence of undead creatures, as that part is unimportant and won't motivate her alone
Why then? It's the only thing it proves. Not that she'll believe that there are thousands more just because Jon said.

>>86716759
>Grouchy Ezio
>Punished Link
>Punished Barbie
>imblyign this show is anything but stereotypical

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His story this season has been a series of bullet points. But there is a decent amount of Theon in the preview.

What will happen, anons?

now, your truley are, arthas dane, the two swords of the mourning

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GODS I WAS A WHORE THEN

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>the state of /got/

>>86715612
Jon literally goes for the night King at the end instead of hopping on the dragon and almost gets everyone killed doing it

>>86716859
He murders Euron.

Hey, guys. I gotta take a shit.

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MOTHA

>>86716880

Have you.seen this season? This is far more entertaining which is sad.

>>86716880
I'll take it over manletposting

>>86715741
I'll literally neck myself

>>86716785
The appeal used to be it's great setting and costuming, its "realistic" tone (though it's often actually gratuitous) while also being original high fantasy, and the well-written characters that create a believable multi-faceted political intrigue where anyone could die at any moment. Now its appeal is... now its appeal is... what's its appeal again?

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THERES A BOAR COMING NED

>>86716891
Think that will happen in the finale?

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TELL ME TO GET THE BOAR STRETCHER ONE MORE TIME

>>86716849
thats only the d&d fanfic though. it held true as long as it was mainly grrms writing. jon died and even though he's gonna get rescurrected in the books too, theres going to be consequences to his resurrection unlike the show in which he's exactly the same. and dany is going to be a villain in the books it looks like they might actually do this in the show too

>>86716859
>greyjoys attack red keep
>fail miserably
>Jon, Cersei, Dany have a laugh at the Greyjoys

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>>86716911
IS THAT ANY WAY TO SPEAK TO YOUR BOAR BOY

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>>86716880
I'M HALF A KINGDOM IN DEBT TO HIS BLOODY FATHER

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>>86715798
WE

>>86716905
Feminist queen saving manlets from their male stupidity.

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>>86716911
CAREFUL WHOOOOOREEE , CAREFUL

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>>86716742
I'LL FIND ANOTHER

>>86716909
Since the show skipped all the magic shit surrounding Euron he literally has no role to play in the conflict against the WW so of course they will murder him as soon as they can.

>>86715401
The "Total War default formation".

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>>86716439
Size matters not...

>>86715788
LANCEL SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOR

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IN MY DAY YOU WERENT A BOAR UNTIL YOU DRANK WINE FROM ALL THE 7 KINGDOMS

>>86716837
It's not exactly something you can prove. Cersei has to take their word for it.
But just imagine, why would Daenerys and Jon be lying about something like this to reach peace? Both sides know that she and her dragons would destroy the Lannisters ez, so even Cersei knows Dany doesn't have much of a reason to be lying.

>>86716928
kekd

>>86715401
Jaime knows that to confuse your enemy you must first be confused yourself.

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>>86716893
WAKING THREE TIMES A NIGHT TO S H I T INTO A BOWL

WINEEEEEEEEEEEE

Was the boar paid off by lancel?

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>>86716464
THE BOAR WILL DIE AND I'LL HEAR NO MORE OF IT AND IF YOU EVER TAKE IT OFF AGAIN I SWEAR TO THE MOTHER I'LL PIN THE DAMN THING ON LANCEL LANNISTER

>>86715401
christmas tree

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seeze him

>>86716791
Sandor will stomp him after power leveling beyond the wall.

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ONLY THE FINEST RED FOR A ROYAL WHOOOOOOOOOREEEEEE

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>>86716906
DID YOU HEAR ME NED. NED? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR WIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

this meme is dumb

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>>86716911
GIVE ME MY HAMMER AND NOT A MAN IN THE REALM CAN STAND BEFWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE ME

>>86716984

even total war will put cavalry on the flanks

>>86717059

>I SWEAR TO THE MOTHER I'LL PIN THE DAMN THING ON LANCEL LANNISTER

Laughed way to hard at this

So how longer will it take for them to give Daeneys some armor when she goes out to battle?
The whole "YOU COULD GET KILLED BY AN ARROW" thing would be easily prevented if she wore any protective gear instead of going to battle in her /fa/ tunics.

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>>86715611
>he thinks it's a siege

I STILL REMEMBER MY FIRST

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

THIS COUNTRY

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GIVE ME A BREASTPLATE STRETCHER FOR THE PAIN AND LET ME WHOOOOOORE

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>>86717161
Shall I fetch the country stretcher, your grace?

>>86717088
Oh. My. God.
It's more beautiful than anything ever created on Earth or dreamed of in Heaven.
This piece is divinely inspired.

>>86717146
Are you retarded?

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>>86715378
>they'll never be married
>they'll never reunite the house Baratheon
>they'll never offer dani to the red god

Why keep watching?

>>86716393
Your table was a dumb whore with a fat arse, did you know that?

>>86717139
are you victim shaming right now?

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>>86717175
MOOOOOAAAAAAAR KINGDOMS

>>86717203
there's still a chance
what if gendry and xerxes hook up

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>>86715611
>fucking hoplites

Welcome to /bobbypost/ general.

>Ned: Noweetendz
>Dayne: For you


How the hell did you guys not catch that on the first showing, and why isn't Dayneposting a thing?

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THANK THE GODS FOR HOGAN AND HIS YAPAPI STRAPS

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I'd bend the Knee, if you know what I mean.

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>>86717261
IS THIS HOW YOU RAISE YOUR BOARS NED? I BLAME THAT WHORE WIFE OF YOURS

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>>86717049
THEY DON'T PUT THAT PART IN THE BOOOOAAAAARS

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WHAT ABOUT YOU SELMY? YOU EVER MAKE THE 8?

>>86717287
The lighting is wrong. How are his eyes reflected in front of NEEEEEEED?

>>86717319
>>86717319
>>86717319

ONE BOAR SEVEN WHORES YOU THINK ITS WINE HOLDING THEM ALL TOGETHER

>>86717331
garbage thread make a new one

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>>86717251
>hey should we dress the extras in proper armor for this huge battle scene?
>nah lets just give them rubber gorgets that look like shit! haha

>>86715798
you only get to fight with what ya brung.

sorry

your people dont know how to manufacture

>"OI, I LOOKED FER YA ON DA TROIDENT", yelled Ned incoherently
>"We weren't there. Woe to Robert Baratheon, the Usurper, who was the King in Season 1, and also married to Cersei Lannister, if we had been," Responded Ser Arthur
>"RHAEGAR IS IN DA MUD INSTEAD" Ned screamed back
>"And now it begins," said Ser Arthur Dayne, Sick Duel Wielding Twin Swords of the Morning, unsheathing the twin swords Dawn and Dusk, which were perfectly average looking swords except for one had a little yellow sun drawn on it
>"NOHHH. NAW IT INDS" said Ned, with a chavvy accent and no emotion in his voice.

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>>86717201
no, it's literally just supposed to be a show of "look muh men"
then they continue with a meeting in the ruins of the dragon keep in KL
pretty obvious

>>86715520
I'm in the middle of the 4th book.
Margery just got married to Thommen and and Ser Oakhard just got his 1st chapter.
When does Lady Soneheart appear? (not counting that one epilogue chapter) When does Tyrion's Story continue?