ITT: Irredeemable villains

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>>86704465
fuckin assholes

That's not a mosquito.

>>86705212
mosquitos are actually important, as much as we don't like them
wasps are fucking pests with no redeeming qualities whatsoever
they live only to fuck shit up, they contribute nothing to their ecosystem or otherwise

>>86705212
>>86704465
why do those cunts even exist
they're the closest things that exist to pure evil

>>86705297
How are mosquitos important? Dinosaur cloning?

>>86705368
I don't fucking remember but they are

>>86705306
Wasps exist to eat mosquitoes
Mosquitoes exist to feed wasps

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>>86704465
Fucking hornets.

>>86705297
>Mosquitos
>Important

>>86705500
Bumblebees are cute. Zero threat level. High cuddle level.

>>86704465
I didn't know evil had a face until i discovered these things https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GbMLzSMJ12U

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>get in car
>wasp follows you in
>doesn't make his presence known until you start driving

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I like making Bee traps and watching yellow jackets and wasps slowly die. It brings me so much pleasure. I have killed 40+ this summer so far.

>>86705297
some things eat wasps

>>86705862
Ok I've forwarded this to PETA you motherfucker you're going down like china town

>>86705500
how are mud daubers low threat level when they stick balls of spiders to your house

>>86705601
They're the chads of the bee kingdom

Cuckoo bumblebees do not make nests; their queens aggressively invade the nests of other bumblebee species, kill the resident queens and then lay their own eggs, which are cared for by the resident workers.

>>86705567
Did he died?

>>86705900
>down like china town
T-Tommy?

>>86705297
>mosquitos are actually important
Not the kind that carry diseases you fuckwit. They're actually working on methods to genocide specific species of disease-carrying mosquito by replacing them with a harmless version.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aedes_aegypti

>>86705449
>t. mosquito

>>86705835
absolutely fucking WHY

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WHY

>>86705835
A few years ago I was driving and looked down and saw a wasp perched on my hand and almost went off the road, kill them all.

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>>86705500

>>86705567

>1:04
>MEDIC!!!!!!!!

>>86705500
Bees=important
Hornets and Wasps=absolute cunts

>>86705500
this was obviously made by a mud dauber

>Florida Commuter Airlines

>On September 12, 1980, Florida Commuter Airlines flight 65 crashed en route to Freeport, Bahamas killing all 34 passengers and crew. The cause was determined to be due in part to a malfunctioning air speed indicator caused by mud dauber nests that were improperly cleared from the aircraft's pitot tubes.

>Birgenair Flight 301

>On February 6, 1996, Birgenair Flight 301, a 757 jet flying from Puerto Plata in the Dominican Republic, crashed into the Atlantic Ocean. All 13 crew members and 176 passengers were killed. A key part of the accident was a blocked pitot tube, a component which measures outside air pressure through small tubes on the outside of the aircraft and displays this as the plane's speed. Although the tubes were never recovered from the ocean floor, it was discovered that the plane had been sitting on the tarmac for almost 3 weeks with the pitot tubes not covered as they should have been. Investigators believe a black and yellow mud dauber got into the tube and built its cylindrical nest inside, causing faulty air speed readings that were a large part of the crash.

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>>86706110

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>>86706056
speaking of bugs that perch on your body. except these chill motherfuckers just go along for the ride to ambush flies

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>>86705500
>phobic of wasps despite very few encounters with them
>any time one gets inside I put all my effort and skill into very carefully ending it's life
>call exterminators the instant I spot the cunts in my yard

>fast forward to some yard work at my mom's
>26 by now, not really a man yet but I had a deep voice and a beard
>mom is a total idiot, comes over and asks me "what that object is"
>she knocked off some fruit or some shit from her bush in the corner of the yard and ran away because she's a pussy
>approach it
>fruit is wriggling
>wat
>step closer
>pic related

Three stings in my leg, not really that bad but I did scream like a girl and lock my mom out of her house

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>tfw you kill a ladybug or bumblebee on accident

fucking hell this thread made me google bumblebee biology. Interesting shit

>n the early spring, the queen comes out of diapause and finds a suitable place to create her colony. Then she builds wax cells in which to lay her eggs which were fertilised the previous year. The eggs that hatch develop into female workers, and in time, the queen populates the colony, with workers feeding the young and performing other duties similar to honeybee workers. In temperate zones, young queens (gynes) leave the nest in the autumn and mate, often more than once, with males (drones) that are forcibly driven out of the colony.[42] The drones and workers die as the weather turns colder; the young queens feed intensively to build up stores of fat for the winter.

>In fertilised queens, the ovaries only become active when the queen starts to lay. An egg passes along the oviduct to the vagina where there is a chamber called the spermatheca, in which the sperm from the mating is stored. Depending on need, she may allow her egg to be fertilised. Unfertilised eggs become haploid males; fertilised eggs grow into diploid females and queens.[48] The hormones that stimulate the development of the ovaries are suppressed in female worker bees, while the queen remains dominant.[42]

>After the emergence of the first or second group of offspring, workers take over the task of foraging and the queen spends most of her time laying eggs and caring for larvae. The colony grows progressively larger and eventually begins to produce males and new queens.[42] Unlike the workers of more advanced social insects such as honeybees, bumblebee workers are fertile, and can lay unfertilised haploid eggs (with only a single set of chromosomes) that develop into viable male bumblebees. Only fertilised queens can lay diploid eggs (one set of chromosomes from a drone, one from the queen) that mature into workers and new queens.[50]

>>86706378
>In a young colony, the queen minimises reproductive competition from workers by suppressing their egg-laying through physical aggression and pheromones.[51] Worker policing leads to nearly all eggs laid by workers being eaten.[52] Thus, the queen is usually the mother of all of the first males laid. Workers eventually begin to lay male eggs later in the season when the queen's ability to suppress their reproduction diminishes.[53] Because of the reproductive competition between workers and the queen, bumblebees are considered "primitively eusocial".[10][52]

>Although a large majority of bumblebees follow such monogynous colony cycles that only involve one queen, some select Bombus species (such as Bombus atratus) will spend part of their life cycle in a polygynous phase (have multiple queens in one nest during these periods of polygyny).[54]

>>86706340
i will go so far out of my way to rescue smol cute insects. i've held up traffic on a highway releasing a lady bug

>>86706422
>i've held up traffic on a highway releasing a lady bug

You must be an awful driver. How many tickets have you gotten?

there are fucking hornets that are able to stab the brain of a cockroach with such precision that the cockroach will no longer fear death and will just wait for the larva to eat its insides. how the fuck did shit like this evolve? How did this kind of behavior just come about by mutations

>>86705902
The spiders are paralyzed.

>>86706378
>>86706418

tl;dr Bee roasties make the men risk their lives gathering, protecting and building all for a whiff of that sweet honey scented pussy but ultimately the men die with sex remaining but a fantasy.

Bee's are fucking nu-male beta cucks

Even bees can't escape being cucked

>Bumblebees of the subgenus Psithyrus (known as 'cuckoo bumblebees', and formerly considered a separate genus) are brood parasites,[73] sometimes called kleptoparasites,[74] in the colonies of other bumblebees, and have lost the ability to collect pollen. Before finding and invading a host colony, a Psithyrus female, such as that of the Psithyrus species of B. sylvestris,[75] feeds directly from flowers. Once she has infiltrated a host colony, the Psithyrus female kills or subdues the queen of that colony, and uses pheromones and physical attacks to force the workers of that colony to feed her and her young.[76] Usually, cuckoo bumblebees can be described as queen-intolerant inquilines, since the host queen is often killed to enable the parasite to produce more offspring,[73] though some species, such as B. bohemicus, actually enjoy increased success when they leave the host queen alive.[77]

>The female Psithyrus has a number of morphological adaptations for combat, such as larger mandibles, a tough cuticle and a larger venom sac that increase her chances of taking over a nest.[78] Upon emerging from their cocoons, the Psithyrus males and females disperse and mate. The males do not survive the winter but, like nonparasitic bumblebee queens, Psithyrus females find suitable locations to spend the winter and enter diapause after mating. They usually emerge from hibernation later than their host species. Each species of cuckoo bee has a specific host species, which it may physically resemble.[79] In the case of the parasitism of B. terrestris by B. (Psithyrus) vestalis, genetic analysis of individuals captured in the wild showed that about 42% of the host species' nests at a single location[a] had "[lost] their fight against their parasite".[73]

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>>86705567

>>86706310

Those are bald-faced hornets, anon. They are among some of the most aggressive of the hornet variety. Complete shitstains. Death by fire is what they deserve.

>>86706467
I know bees in high places anon

>>86704465
Who else saves little beebs from your pool?

>>86706550
No.

Females do everything while the male is a mutilated cuck that doesn't have a stinger and doesn't forage. He's being fed by the nest (if he was born by the queen) or killed on sight by the workers if he's born by a worker. Males are then kicked out of the nest, forced to breed with a different queen, and then immediately die.

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>>86705500

>>86706422
I used to save rollie pollies and those weird speckled insect eggs as a kid

>>86706627
Bees land in your pool? I have dead mice and frogs circling my pool but not bees

>>86706635
Males are beta NEETS then

>>86705297
>mosquitos are actually important

so important that geneticists are actively working to eradicate them, some fringe biologists even believe that mosquitoes arrived on a meteorite, the consensus is that they are worthless in the ecosystem and we will most likely see them wiped out in our lifetime

>wasps are fucking pests with no redeeming qualities whatsoever
they live only to fuck shit up, they contribute nothing to their ecosystem or otherwise

>keep the arachnid population down
>pollinate flowers, they're gonna save us when the worthless european bee goes extinct
>trees like figs depend entirely on wasps for pollination, where are all you buddha fags gonna be without your bodhi trees?

>>86705902
>again spiders, i collect mud dauber nests to feed to my chickens for ultra orange yolks, these magnificent bastards kill 25 spiders for me and then pack them in a neat lil protein pack

basically get over your fear of insects, start appreciating these god damn based bugs for what they are, your friend and ally

>>86706646
>Tarantula Hawk
>it's not an Hawk or even avian
It's a cunt that looks like a wasp

>>86706723
learn2greentext pls

>>86706475
Plot twist: God is actually the devil.

>>86706775
newfag

>>86706723
>mosquitoes arrived on a meteorite
this is truly the worst time line

>Mating occurs in flight, which accounts for the need of the drones for better vision, which is provided by their large eyes. Should a drone succeed in mating, he soon dies because the penis and associated abdominal tissues are ripped from the drone's body after sexual intercourse.[2]

sheeeitt

>In areas with severe winters, all drones are driven out of the hive in the autumn. A colony begins to rear drones in spring and drone population reaches its peak coinciding with the swarm season in late spring and early summer. The life expectancy of a drone is about 90 days.

kicked outta the house because you're a worthless semen tank that needs to impregnate other females and died

>While drones are unable to sting, if picked up, they may swing their tails in an attempt to frighten the disturber.

Can't even defend itself. Nature is brutal

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>>86706737

>>86706817
that's a big bug

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>>86706646

>bullet ants

kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it0V7xv9qu0

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You're walking in the foothills of a desert when you feel a tingling on the back of your neck. You reach around to see what it is and pull this off. What do?

>>86706310
I used to hang out with this autistic kid since his mom paid a few people to hang out with him to get him to get out of the house. He had this old barbecue in his backyard and he told me there was a wasp nest in it. I figured I'd get rid of it for him since he was scared of them and wasp nests are rarely bigger than a tennis ball around here. I opened the barbecue and the ENTIRE inside was a giant wasp nest and a literal cloud of wasps flew out. Luckily I didn't get stung, but the moment I opened the barbecue my stomach dropped. The worst thing was that the kid knew it was huge and let me open it just to fuck with me. His mom had to call animal control to get rid of it.

>>86706907
Fucking kek what a madman

>>86706864
UU
UU

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>>86706935

Let it sting my dick repeatedly so it swells into a BBC, then flag down my favorite hooker.

>>86706907
Jesus christ I thought it was bad when Coyote did this with just one

>>86706569
I am aware

I also agree with the pain rating index which described the sting as "Rich, hearty, slightly crunchy. Similar to getting your hand mashed in a revolving door."

All over my fucking leg. Only lasted for a few minutes, thankfully. And no swelling.

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This cunt right here. This is made of pure anger and hatred that will fuck up your day if you look at it wrong. You see this cunt you run.

>>86706800
>Aliens on a far off planet gather all their heinous mosquitoes and freeze them, then shoot them into space in a capsule to finally rid themselves of the menace
>Lands on Earth
Thanks aliens.

>>86706935
Wish for a nuclear winter

>>86707203

Is that the actual size?

>>86706310
Bald-faced hornets are literally Satan's spawn.

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>>86707262

>>86707300
Wew it looks edgy as fuck

>>86707300
BIG BLACK STINGER

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>>86707300

>black goo infected hornet

>>86707224
That's not what happened. Why are you lying?

>>86705368
>How are mosquitos important?
They are responsible for killing the worst animal, the human

>>86705297

The mosquito that feeds on humans feeds on nothing else.

It's literally living off of our existence.

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>>86707300
DOKTOR, TURN OFF THE PAIN INHIBITORS

>>86707440
>t. Liberal

>>86707366
The sting is worse than a bullet ant.

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>>86707260

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>>86706808
>nut so hard your dick falls off

>>86707444
Wrong. Talk to farmers. The cows can die of blood loss.

>>86707444
>Kill ourselves
>Mosquitoes die too
Haha got em

>>86707514

Fake news.

>>86707514
do cowes get attacked by mosquitos? I thought only horse flys can penetrate their thick luscious cowe skin

>>86706817
¡WOOZY!

>>86705567
This is what will happen when aliens decide to invade earth.

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>>86705835
this same thing happened to me like three times in a row. That's when I discovered I had not one, but TWO wasp nests inside the frame of my car, right behind the two front seats!! :)))) What a fun discovery!

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>>86705835
>>86707872
That's what you get for leaving the safety of your home

ITT: masses of biological ignorance

would school the lot of you but frankly its late

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>>86704465

I really REALLY enjoy this thread, we can all unite under our mutual hatred of wasps

>>86705297
For every vermin and parasite and maggot, there is at least a wasp species that will fuck its shit up, either by predation or because evolved to be the parasite of the parasite it.
Wasp hater should live devoured by maggots.

>>86706646
scientists literally publish reports saying that the best course of action when getting stung by a tarantula hawk is to lay down and scream

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>>86705835

>don't look closely
>get into car
>notice nondescript flying but that slightly large as I go down the road 10 minutes later
>nearly have a wreck
>run off the road screaming

Your fear of insects aren't even in the same ballpark as mine. If there had been an actual fucking wasp I could identify in my car I'd have accidently killed myself by now. That's a fear on a fear cake for me. I've freaked out about ladybugs while driving. Fuck all insects.

>>86707989
t. Holowausp denier

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This guy from Supersize Me.

>>86706907
>The worst pain known to man

Wonder if any lucky individual with cluster headaches has also been bitten by a bullet ant to compare the pain levels.

>>86707989

Go to bed waspchan. You should be chatting up spiderbro.

>>86708065
And figs are bretty gud

>>86708214
Haven't people with cluster headaches killed themselves due to the pain?

>>86705297
mosquitos are actually a smart part of any of its predators diet. they can, should, and are being eradicated as we speak thanks to the company that owns google, Alphabet

>>86708179
>fear on a fear cake
Dead Bees on a Cake?

>>86705567
*punches your bee*

>>86707989

You're right, anon. I'm sure that you'll be full of awe over their import the next time a wasp randomly flies down your shirt and stings you mercilessly.

>>86708395
Yes. They've shoved hot pokers into their eyes in an attempt to relieve the pain.

>>86708395
To be fair, you'd probably only get stung by a bullet ant once. Cluster headaches are for life
>>86708481
I've only ever been stung once after stumbling into a nest. I can't say I blame em for the reaction.

Fire ants tho... Fuck em

>>86705500
Got stung by a bald-faced hornet while working at a lumber yard in my teens. I thought I got electrocuted by something and doubled over; then I turned around and saw a big fucking clay nest, and the one that stung me was going home and about five were coming out. I've never ran so fast in my life.

then the mechanic killed them all with brake cleaner because it melts the fuck out of wasps/hornets/anything

>>86708171
this made me laugh really hard. thank you, anon

>>86708171
tbf that is a pretty good course of action regardless of the situation

>>86705737
>Japanese are evil

>>86708996
im not kidding though those things are the size of rats

>>86705500
Was taking out the trash one day and when I stepped back inside I thought I felt something crawling on my back. Have a quick swipe and felt nothing so I went about my business. Few minutes later I felt it again and walked into my bathroom and stuck a hand up the back of my shirt. Get stung on my thumb then my back and hear an audible thud then turn to see a fucking yellow jacket the size of my fucking thumb crawling around my bathroom floor. While I desperately wanted to kill the fucker I oddly felt bad for it and let it go. Still hurt like a bitch. Had a large welt on my back for like 2 weeks.

>>86706418
>"primitively eusocial
Makes you think

>>86704465
this has been my favorite thread in a long time here

>>86705368
they are at the very bottom of the food chain. they go a lot of other shit will eventually die out

>>86704465
Wasps pollinate things too y'know. They're not all bad. They're just the Chads to the honeybee virgins.

>>86706475
It's not that hard to do it by accident though
There are half functioning roaches everywhere

>>86709677
honeybees are more like wagecucks when you think about it senpai

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>>86705144
>tsunabee
>wasps

>>86709733
yeah, but they also live with their mother until they die.

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The jury's out on wasps, but bumblebees are definitely our best friends. #1 bros for life, and we need to respect them and take care of them.

>>86706723
>keep the arachnid population down
>pollinate flowers, they're gonna save us when the worthless european bee goes extinct
pretty sure the wasps that pollinate aren't the parasitoid ones

>>86706808
I try not to project when I read about bees

>>86706259
i'm beginning to wonder if i've wandered into a thread made entirely by insects

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Nothing is safe from wasps

>>86705297
We wouldn't have figs without wasps.

True story. A bunch of figs on every tree have a dead wasp inside.

>>86709633
>you now realize this human society is actually an early stage heading toward eusocialism

>>86710161
I wouldn't miss them

>>86710126
Imagine if you were a human and you bit into that

>>86710209
>implying asians aren't already there

>>86710254
>Imagine if you were a human

>>86705212
Mosquitoes kill millions of niggers every year, they are the heroes we need but not the ones we deserve.

>>86706775
how new are you

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who spider here?

>>86710467
i caught you

i caught you in my internet

>>86706723
>mosquitoes arrived on a meteorite
what if the ayylmaos sent them? what else do they have in store?

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>>86710467
spider pretty good but what about tank

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>>86710467
Spiders hang out on the internet because its the world wide web.

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>walk down sidewalk
>wasp keeps flying in the way
>awkwardly try to walk pass him in fear of being stung

>>86705500
My dad went at one of those things swinging a fucking spatula this morning instead of letting me spray it with the hornet spray because the "spray would get everywhere." He succeeded but honestly he should have just let me spray it and I would have wiped down the wall afterward.

>>86710701

Your father is alpha. Learn from him

>>86710467
Oh man those little dancing things are cool
Fuck brown spiders tho

>>86710305
>imagining

uuh you creeps fuck off back to wherever you're talking about this shit

>>86711005
>creeps
reddit roastie detected

> when you forget you're on /tv/ and think you've stumbled in to /bio/ or something

>>86711258
>mfw newfags dont even know about /an/

>>86705368
They are the reason a continent like Africa doesn't have 4 billion people instead of just a billion. Mosquito's are the white man's natural ally

>>86707989
You and Antman are fucking insane

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>>86710254
>Imagine if you were a human

>>86705567

the virgin bee vs the chad wasp

>>86705567
HOLD THE LINE!!!!

I've been stung by bees many more times than i have wasps, wasps are unfairly maligned.

>>86710209
"Yes officer?"
"Sir I have to ask you to tune down your datfeelwhennogf posting. It's stirring up the reproductive competition in the colony."
"What are you going to do this is a free country"
"I am gonna ask you to smell this bottle of Chad sweat. It should help you with your hormonal balance"

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>>86711570

>>86711797
If that is true, it means you are a twat. It's a law of nature that creatures like you are twats.

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mosquitoes have a proboscisand the decency to numb the area until they're long gone

wasps dont want to eat you, their stinger is made for punctuating the skin and while it hurts like hell you can usually avoid them by walking away

now present the horse fly. these fuckers ACTIVELY HUNT YOU DOWN and WILL NOT leave you alone until they are fucking dead. Swat them, injure them, it doesn't matter. THEY WILL HAVE THEIR BOUNTY.

and what is their bounty you might ask? Unlike the mosquito and wasp, which have body parts made for puncturing thus lessening the impact, these fuckers prefer to peel your skin off with their jaws and then literally tear a massive chunk of flesh out of you. NO anti-pain hormones, NO easy in and out glide action like a stinger.

if you ever go camping in a wooded area in north america you will quickly come to love hornets and mosquitoes. these fuckers are the redditors of insects, and when they buzz by your ears you know they are mocking you

>>86706475
millions of years
at some point, by random a wasp had it mutated into its genetics to stab roaches like that and lay its eggs and therefore its was able to make a shit ton of babies and those babies all had the same hardcoding and the roach stabbing population reporduced exponentially

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>>86711936
Fucking hate these faggots, they always bite me during the summer, stings like a bitch

>>86705567
F

>>86706056
I had a yellowjacket land on my hand once during my lunch break. Started munching on some dead skin. I let it, until it actually nicked some real skin. Their little jaws are pretty strong. After some strong words, it agreed to buzz off.

>>86706267
looks like the scorpion flies from the mist

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>>86705567
> Scenes women will never understand.

>>86709554

>While I desperately wanted to kill the fucker I oddly felt bad for it and let it go

Fuck that, I sacrifice all stinging insects to R'hllor

>>86710467
A CUTE

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>>86705297
>mosquitos are actually important

Fool me once...

>>86705567
he at least stung that cunt in the throat, r-right?
F

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>>86704465

>>86709554
Wait I thought when a wasp/bee stung you they die afterwards.

>>86712706
only bees because of their barbed stingers (wasps dont have barbs)

>>86712706
Bees lose their stingers, wasps do not

>>86712706

only bees die after they sting you, wasps can sting as many times as they want.

bee stingers are shaped in a way that they snag on the flesh and the bottom half of their body is ripped off when they stop stinging, wasps have no such feature.

>>86705567
>pulls its injured comrade back behind the front line

Wtf I love honeybees now

>>86705449
Such great reasoning. You must be a scientit.

>>86712781
>bee tears itself in half just to sting you

damn, bees are hardcore. those wasps better watch their backs.

>>86706646

>Velvet Ant

Floridian here, these fuckers are so goddamn hard to kill. You could smash them into concrete with the heel of your boot a dozen times over and they'll just keep on scrambling about like you did nothing more than fart in their general direction.

Nukes might work, maybe.

>>86712754
>>86712767
>>86712781
An who says the chan doesn't teach you shit. Well damn I didn't know that shit. Thank you for real.

>>86705297
Mosquitos are useless. But I think we have bigger problems. I mean, what about ticks, fleas, or roaches? They're all a menace to humans but they don't seem necessary at all.

>>86712911
true, remove ticks lyme disease is terrible.

>>86712911
Don't roaches eat trash and shit like that? seems pretty important but yeah I don't understand the point of fleas or ticks and all they do is eat blood out of living things.

>>86705737
desu I'm still rooting for the "swarm you and bake you alive" bugs here

>>86706110
CRASHING THIS PLANE

>>86712911
>Mosquitos are useless
Their larvae are important on the food chain i though. I agree with ticks and fleas.

>>86710467
>form on apartment door about insect removal
>every time they check/spray, I end up with tons of flies
>clearly a fucking scam
>I now live with a group of spiders to keep the flies down
spiders are bros, humans are not

>>86706259
>>86709930
That picture was made for insects too. How the fuck am I supposed to read that?

>>86710254
W-what are y-you?

>>86704465
brb, starting a /v/ deep sea thread

>>86713401
>still no Pressure
why even live

Wasps are dicks definitely but killer bees are really big fucking assholes

>go to mechanic to get car tuned up
>notice fire truck in front and water sprayed
>think a fire happened oh shit
>notice a bunch of random bees flying around
>ask mechanic what happend
>told me an old lady was running down the street and ran there for help
>lady was like 80 and was all fucked up and stung
>fire fighters taking her away

Then the bee war insued

>swarm of bees was next door inside the gas station
>firefighters spray foam and start fucking them up left and right but there was alot
>bees do a blitzkreg and start attacking firefighters and other peopl
>one of those flying jews flew full force into me and I smacked it hard to the floor
>Flys back up and stung my forehead then started biting me on the way down
>ran to car rolled up windows waited it out

It was lolz and scary af at the same time

>>86705500
I seriously hate bumblebees, they are so fucking ugly and scary

>put nets in all windows
>never worry about mosquitoes, wasps, hornets, bees or spiders

>>86705567
wtf they are like 3 or 4 times their sizes. Imagine us fighting giants

>>86709554
I would have tortured it to death desu

>>86713337
I am justice.

>>86706646
>the velvet ant is a wasp
what

>>86713648
>house looks like a shitty african cabin

>>86705567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuRjF9cn3SI

>>86713686
1 hornet can take out like 5,000 honey bees before they can do any considerable damage to it, so it would probable be about the same as a giant taking on humans in unarmed combat.

>>86704465
The other night i opened my door, one tried to fly in, and i slammed the door. I thought i caught it in the doorframe and squished it. When i opened the door again it flew in. i grabbed a nearby ferbreeze bottle and gassed it. It took a few min of spraying but as i sprayed i notice i did catch it in the door frame. I caught its stinger. And its stinger dragged behind it hanging on by its intestines. I finished gassing it but i felt so horrible. I gave it an immensely painful death

>>86706907
lmao he looks like a baby

but what kind of retards thinks getting bitten by multiple ants is a good idea

>>86713941
they can kill that many as a group but if there's only one hornet scouting the hive they get swarmed and turned into bbq

>>86714104
Nature is so god damned beautiful

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>>86706951
Based autist

>>86706951
why didn't they just turn the bbq on

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>>86713957

>le wasps are bad meme

shut the fuck up. wasps are bro tier and only attack if you are stupid enough to aggro them. we are only hostile if you try to start shit. wasps fuck up other insects too and keep your place clean.

>>86714327
Found the wasp, get em boys!

>>86713957
glad I'm not the only one that occasionally resorts to spraying house hold cleaner type products on bugs to kill them

>>86714415
normal if you're a girl, otherwise you might be a huge pussy

>>86705567
Loses stinger, guaranteed death, but bee bros drag him back in

>>86714469
killing them with cleaner is one step less than splatting them and cleaning the mess up anyway
especially for those fuckers with all the legs that come off
also, some flying bugs are fast and a pain in the ass to kill

>>86705567
Find me a singe liberal or woman who will understand this scene.

>>86705297
http://www.nature.com/news/2007/071129/full/news.2007.312.html

> The wasp, which lives in tropical regions of Africa, India and the Pacific Islands, relies on cockroaches for its grisly life cycle. But unlike many venomous predators, which paralyse their victims before eating them or dragging them back to their lair, the wasp's sting leaves the cockroach able to walk, but unable to initiate its own movement. The wasp then grabs the cockroach's antenna and leads it back to the nest. The cockroach walks "like a dog on a leash", says Frederic Libersat of Ben-Gurion University of the Negev, who led the research and has previously described the wasps' behaviour in detail. Once home, the merciless wasp lays an egg on the docile cockroach's belly, and the larva, once hatched, devours the hapless insect

>>86714812
absolutely based

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What's the most painful thing you've been stung by /tv/? Pic related has gotten me a few times, they're real cunts.

>>86712911

Roaches do fucking nothing, and I still can't get why there are so many people afraid of them. It's a fucking beetle that eats of your trash, you mongs. If you have them at your house, it's because you are a dirty son of a bitch. The diseases you get are from your own trash, not from the insect itself.

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>>86714930
Most venomous scorpion in North America. Not aggressive but if you accidentally come near them they will fuck your shit up. Felt that one for over a week

>>86710467
jumping spiders a cute
CUTE

>>86705567
looks like she lost her stinger and was doomed to die but her comrades pulled her back anyway ;_; . Cunty wasps would never.

>>86706110
Dr. Pavel, I'm BIA

>>86705297
Sounds a lot like niggers....

>>86705868
Africans eat mosquitos.

>>86714986
How'd you get stung by it?

>>86714488
>>86715094
idk if he*** lost his stinger or not but bees only loose them if they sting a human. not another insect usually

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>>86714327

>we

>>86705297
t.mosquito

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>>86704465
>live in a shitty trailer park
>laundry room is a tool room annexed to a separate trailer twenty feet from my own
>go in to do laundry after five days of work
>red wasps have built a nest right above the dryer
>five of them are fucking the shit out of it
>put my load in the washer
>sprint back home
>grab the only pesticide i have, bengal flea spray
>roll up a phonebook
>charge back to the laundry trailer room
>unleash an unholy assault with the flea spray on the nest and their bitch asses
>they drop, one by one, staggering and flying awkwardly, before drifting out of the doo, while i flimsily swing garbage at them
>queen drops down last
>she's fucking twice as big as everything else
>it's like a metroid prime boss battle
>chase her ass off with the spray and phonebook
>smash the nest to pieces now that they're all gone
>continue my laundry cycle

>>86715204
>cleaning off my patio
>move a stand that has a bunch of gardening tools on it
>pressure wash the whole patio
>move the stand back
>2 knee pads are starting to fall off one of the shelves as I move it back
>grab the one on top before it falls, separating them
>before I can even see anything I feel an intense pain in my thumb
>throw it back on and figure out if I'm going to die
I got the last laugh with that fucker though there's no way it was going to live another day on my watch.

>>86707989

WIDF/HIDF detected. Fuck off

>>86715257
oh I didn't know about that. Also I'm pretty sure drones (male bees) don't have stingers so if it did lose a stinger or have one in the first place it's a worker (grillbee)

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>>86705500
>mfw yellow jackets sting me for literally no reason at all

>>86715368
they like you(r suffering) ^___^

>>86706907
fuck that looks horrible

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>tfw hate spiders but let them live in my basement because they kill all the flying motherfuckers and ants
>tfw only kill them if they get in my room or crawl right near me
The enemy of my enemy is my friend

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Dude, I fucking hate bees. I know, they pollinate, make plants n shit. That's cool, but you won't find me near anything that's black and yellow, and buzzing.
>Be little me roughly 10 years back
>Oregon fag
>Fuckin around at friends house in the back yard
>Going inside but friend gasps behind me, she's looking at her feet
>she stepped on bee or a wasp or something, cause more of them came. Might've been an submerged nest
>from what I remembered, they swarmed us
>she got stung but not me
>nearly shit myself because one got stuck in my ear.
>It buzzed inside my head and wiggled in my ear hole
>I was never the same after that

Merely a month ago, I was on a rafting trip, and we were pulling up on a river side to take a break. I refused to get onto land, because there was a dozen bees where you would step off. One of them flew up towards me, and I fuckin dove off the raft and into the water.

That day from my childhood has me fucked up.

I'd like to experience that to test my mettle 2bh.

>>86715485
meant for
>>86706907

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E D F!

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where my /lovebug/ bros at?

>show up at any warm time of the year
>stain your vehicle with some irremovable innards when you run into them, you will seriously never get that shit off
>attracted to white so you're fucked if you live in a white home, drive a white vehicle, wear a white piece of clothing, or have white skin
>appear like a biblical plague
>origin surrounded by a shroud of mystery and have their own urban legend about being engineered by incompetent students

fuck these cocksucking pieces of shit

>>86706310
>not really a man at 26
wew lad

>>86711936
>go to Canada for a canoe trip back in 2006
>they have fucking mooseflies and mosquitos on overload
Fuck Canada

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NUKE ALL INSECTS!

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>>86711936
>mfw I kill horseflies without provocation
>see a horsefly on the ground, stomp it to death

fuck these motherfuckers

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>>86705297
hmm..I wonder who could be behind this post

>>86714166
>Wow, a filthy, diseased mosquito is emerging from the aids-filled water, so beautiful! thanks nature!

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[paranoid tingling sensations intensify]

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>parents live in log cabin
>get exterminators to spray their bedroom last month
>next week they wake up to thousands of dead flying ants all over their fucking bed and floor
Shit was pure nightmare fuel, I also had a bat trapped in my house for a few days last week but was unable to get him out of the house so I think he died unfortunately.

>>86715757
>t. butthurt human

>>86705144

>Tsunambee
>Wasps
>A tornado

>>86715774
You've never been properly creeped out until you've seen a 5 foot high pile of dead moths still squirming and desperately trying to hold on for life.

>>86715786
>humans are evil, but mosquitos are the gentlest, sweetest animals to ever live

>>86705297
t. MIDF

>>86704465
>evil for the sake of being evil
Really poor writing on G*d's part

>>86715818
>liked moths as a kid
>now hate them
Fuck that powder shit they leave when they die.

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>>86710254

>be child
>at pool
>suddenly an army of wasps dive into the pool
>hundreds of dying wasps sperg out in the water and sting everyone they come in contact with
I got out of the pool with only a few stings. One girl got absolutely destroyed.
Fuck wasps.

>>86707300
chadzador vs virgin wasp

We don't have the right to interfere with the ecosystem.

>>86705985
>aedes AEGYPTI
>look at the map that shows where it lives
>there are none in Egypt

wooow

>implying based bees can't fight back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6m40W1s0Wc

>>86716408
Based samurai bees, we need to deploy these dudes worldwide to save the bees in Europe and America.

>>86704465
>go outside
>see wasp fly by
>go back inside
>don't come back out until winter

>>86716325
this is the stupidest thing related to science I've read in a while, and I watched some flat earth videos today

>>86716531
>live in sub level apartment
>it rains
>constantly see all kinds of shit crawling on my walls
what do you call those fuckers with the couple dozen legs that all fall off when you kill them? they're super fast and I think eat more annoying shit, but I have spider bros for that job

>>86705297
Hello Mosquito Man.

>>86705567

F

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hello

>>86712706
Bee yes, wasp no

>>86712513

Worker bees are all female though.

>>86704465
I don't remember why I made this, but thankfully I was able to dig it up from google for this thread.

http://youtubedoubler.com/loU7

>>86716325

We have every right to interfere with the ecosystem.

>>86716408

ahahahahahaaha fucking hornets BTFO.

Based bees.

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who /neverbeenstung/ here?

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>>86717282
me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM4Nku2qAiI

>>86717282
Only one on my pinky by a bee. Hurt like shit.

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>>86717282
Representing

>>86707440
>>86707459
>They are responsible for killing the worst animal, the subhuman
need I remind you both where the real scary mosquitoes congregate?

>>86717282
Only when I was a babby here

>>86705567
F

>not getting bro tier centipedes to live in your walls and kill all other bugs for you

>>86705567
Bros I'm crying right now

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>>86706646
Taratula wasps at least look like bad ass motherfuckers and are rare.

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post pics of your honeycombs

Welcome to my blog

>be volunteer at local scouting group
>take the kids to go saw down some small trees to get other plants to grow
>one kid finds a wasps' nest
>idiot kid decides best course of action is sticking his saw down the nest
>wasps disagree
>in one second, I see his face turn from gleeful obliviousness to utter agony
>rush in to get him out of there
>get stung five times in the process
>my hand swells up to the size of a tennis ball
>kid has to go to the hospital

I used to be able to keep perfectly calm when there were wasps around but now if I see a wasp I instantly panic. Seriously, fuck wasps.

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>>86717067
fucking kek

>>86705567
F

>>86714254
How the fuck are you gonna get coal in there anon

>>86707429
How do you know?

>>86710566
Those amazonian fishies that crawl up your peehole.

>>86705500
>yellowjackets
had to deal with these fuckers during the summer every year but they never stung me

>>86718906
I would have let the wasps kill him. Let nature take its course

>>86705957
BUMBLED

>>86706907
Is one of those fuckers also depicted on the Prodigy logo?

>>86709755
>>86715804
that's part of it
their whole shtick is to get people to tell each other how stupid the movie is just so they go watch it and see for themselves.
It's intentional "so bad it's good", except the reasonable to big (sharknado) budget gives away that it's bad on purpose and it destroys the "it's good" aspect

>>86715468
kek I hope you don't watch black mirror

>>86705835
>wasp flies inside your canned beverage when you're not looking

>>86714104
The literal birth of a mass murder

>>86714775
>implying that wasn't a woman bee

>>86717282
This is why I'm so afraid

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>>86706935
>You feel a little woozy

>>86715445
>kill them if they get in my room
NO
why don't you use the old glass/paper trick to move them outside?

>>86705567
>based medic bee

I saved a bumble bee from a lake once and as a thank you it stung me in my finger. They're still bros, though. But wasps need to die. They're the most useless, hedonistic type of creature I ever encountered. They love food so much that you can literally cut of their heads with a knife will they're eating. Only bad thing is that then even more of them will come.

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>>86720799
>capture prisoner of war
>turn him loose rather than executing him
>he gets picked up by his comrades and comes back in force
'NO'

I don't know if European wasps are less aggressive than American ones but from what I read here it seems that way.
The ones here in Switzerland will sting you but only if they feel threatened, like they won't just sit down on your arm and sting. They'll come by when you have dinner outside and annoy you but the only time I got stung was when I jumped into the water and one got caught on my lips. Thank the Lord almighty I didn't open my mouth in that moment.

>>86705500
That's a bald faced lie!

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>>86711936
let me improve your quality of life
>let the fly land on a flat surface
>slowly position your hands ~2 inches above the fly perpendicular to the surface
>quickly clap your hands together, being sure that your hands impact evenly
>wash your hands

Go on and purify this world

>>86713941
[citation needed]

>>86707444
I have seen them on dogs, cats and horses.

>>86720882
>catch trespasser in restricted area
>escort him outside rather than shooting on sight
>he will be thankful and literally erect defense systems to hold off other potential trespassers

>>86721015
>>he will be thankful and literally erect defense systems to hold off other potential trespassers
>>86720998

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>>86706817
true fear

>>86716408
(((Hornets))) fear Bee-chan.

>>86706907
british people are so fucking annoying

I got stung multiple times by a yellow jacket and it felt oddly arousing. Why?

>>86720929
>even the fucking wasps in switzerland have been bribed with nazi gold
Unbelievable

>>86721137
they're aussies, you idiot. That's about as Australian as it gets.

>>86706907
You know those indian fuckers keep those gloves on for a full 5 minutes and have to do it 20 times in order to become a warrior. Aussies are fucking pussies man.

>>86721139
You like pain.

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>>86722207
THE PAIN