well this sucked

You're mum sucks lmfao

>>86698878
rekt

it feels like the team was kind pointless, couldn't any of them solve it by themselves?

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>>86698878
can confirm

>>86698878
Lol she just blew me two weeks ago got her on speed dial for tomorrow night haha

>the hands gonna destroy new york!
>turns out they just wanted dragon bones
>for some reason the police are fine with the defenders blowing up a huge skyscraper in order to prevent some ninjas from mining said dragon bones

>>86698878
>your

>>86699510
I just want to know how he survived at the end

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>>86698818
YOU'RE FUCKING A WHITE MALE

>>86698818
It was laughably bad. Best part was the nog getting her arm cut off. Had a sensible chuckle

>>86698818
lmao Daredevil smiling because he doesn't see whats going on.

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>Luke: Ay yo...white boy. y u finna attack a Black man jus' tryin ta fee' his senpai?

>Danny: Sir, the man in question was working for a cult - disposing of murder victims, among other crimes. I was merel--

>Luke: Fuck your cracker ass, you privileged entitled motherfucker. You didn't build America...slaves did.

what was the director going for here?

It got good once they teamed up. Daredevil autistically insisting on wearing the mask even though everyone knew who he was already made me laugh hard.

>>86700426
>other nagging issues
Yeah, like reviewers and their Jewish handlers

>>86700426
>store owner tries to defend his store from looters
>daredevil beats his ass

>>86700667
>Store owner even asks DD who the fuck he is
>DD doesn't reply and then just beats property owner more severely than he has A:human traffickers B: drug dealers C: murderous ninjas D: crimelords

>>86699510
for some reason removing the dragon bones would collapse the island of manhattan apparently

>>86700477
You know the mask is meant to keep his ID a secret from his enemies and not his allies right?

>>86700842
Fuck off murdock you sperg

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>>86698818
it wasn't awful but was forgettable as fuck

Shadowland arc when?

>>86700426
this part had me laughing out loud
of course they had to throw the privileged out there

>>86701280
claire dead WHEN

>>86700426
Why i will never watch this or any other bullshit with innuendo, its almost as if they want their audience to think being white is inheritantly evil, which if u believe in that priviledge shit, your an idiot.

>>86698818
Their first conversation was cute, as was the fight with Daredevil and Electra. The rest was pure cancer though.

Why can't Marvel into antagonists? Some forgettable asian dude, who doesn't even speak English, some old lady who looks like she's falling apart and the annoying smug sensei cunt who got owned already? Wasn't the Hand supposed to be threatening?

>>86699465
Sad!

>>86702840
mra

>>86698818
>3.5 out of 4 of the individual shows were shit
>surprised that the corssover was shit too

>>86703314
B-but I luv strong wimin. Just who really qualifies sans Dao?

>>86698818
It was fine, but the threat didn't seem like anything a couple of them couldn't solve themselves. And the Hand are pretty boring villains except for Gao and Alexandra.

>>86700667
best scene.

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>>86703405

>>86700477
How severe is your autism anon?

>>86703450
>brainwashing victim holed up with people like Trish for 90% of the season
>blows up entire fucking building instead of taking care of 3 fucking people
Meh. At least the medic chick has the excuse that she's super normal.

>>86703435
How was Alexandra not boring? We were hinted interesting past but she didn't do shit beyond listening to music and hugging Electra.

>>86703450
why doesn't she wear quieter shoes?

They should have just made another season of dare devil over this garbganroninoilidtivks

>>86703797
They shouldn't make another season of Daredevil at all after the dumpster fire that was season 2.

>>86698818
The only good thing was when Protect Ya Neck played during the final battle

>>86703450
you can tell she has an asian mother because she has a predominately asian phenotype

Fuck killing off Alexandra just to set up Electra for some asinine emotional finale with devil boy.

The other shows support the crossover "big story", not the other way around.

>>86698818
I thought it was good.

>>86703958
I can see what went through some ass writer's mind. "Hey, ok Daredevil has his emotional moment to convert Electra, and she joins in, Alexandra losing her and her power, and the other side gaining it!


"Wait!" the dumbass says. "What if Electra kills Alexandra so we can make the emotional conversion even more powerfulererer! Think on it while I go masturbate to furry anime!"

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>finale
>Iron Fist reveals a structure made from dragon remains
>lol lets just have them fight at the entrance for 10 minutes and then the place blows up

what were they thinking

Next season should just be Charlie cox naked

>>86703856
>dumpster fire that was season 2

Still better than The Defenders.

>>86702173
Bullseye without a doubt is going to kill her.

>>86699940
last time i checked she is fucking a black guy.

which is why tv loves that show.

>>86700735
>Store owner even asks DD who the fuck he is
Yes, hello citizen. I am the devil of hell's kitchen, but my costume was unavailable so there's nothing hiding my secret identity. Blind lawyer Matt Murdoch. A guy who has been all over the news more than a few times, who only lives a block away.
Allow me to explain all this to you while you're trying to shoot children with a shot gun.

>>86704573
*stop robbers with your legal firearm

>>86704065
I could have swore I watched iron fist, but I apparently don't remember what happened because every time they mentioned something that happened I was just confused.

I've watched one episode of Luke Cage and haven't watched any of this other shit is it actually good? it kinda seems like trash

>>86704926
Daredevil is the only good one

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>>86704858
you saw the iron fist netflix movie right?

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>>86704926
I liked Iron Fist

>>86704926
Daredevil has its moments. Season one is pretty solid, season two has a really strong first half and then gets tedious near the end.
Luke Cage is pretty decent for the first few episodes when he's cleaning up the streets and dismantling the local crime lord's operation. When they go back and explain his origin is pretty good stuff too. The rest is kind of all over the place.
If you hate capeshit on principal I wouldn't recommend it, obviously, but other wise its pretty good. Daredevil has some good action, vincent donofrio brings some seriousness to the show.

>>86705419
I really liked Cottonmouth's storyline. Everyone else other than him and Luke are just assholes for no reason.

I AM THE IMMORTAL IRON FIST

>"kids" stealing flat screens after an earth quake
a-okay
>pop and son going stop them
beat them unconscious and leave them in an alley
>an adult thats a paid accessory to murder
he dindu nothing

I whish Frank was there to punish that criminal scum

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What would you have said /tv/?
>"Yo you cracka ass cracka why you finna be arrestin niggas that just tryna feed they families n shit? You ain't even earn that fist homeboi you just got white privilege and I know privilege when I see it foreal baka."
>"Trying to feed their families? What about the families of those good men and women who were slaughtered like dogs? The families that will likely never known what happened to their beloved loved ones because of this miscreant hoodlum. It's funny, you say you know privilege when you see it, well I know ignorance when I see it. And that's what you are an ignorant thug. No wonder you've been behind bars for most of your life that's where you belong. I really think you should apologize now Luke."

>>86705753
white people don't know true poverty

>>86705419
luke cage was shit throughout

>>86700426

>Kwame Opam

UNGA! UNGA! UNGA!

>>86705122
> tfw you will never see harry and norman osborn in the mcu

>>86705794
>don't know true poverty
So the first thing they do is steal big screens and buy new shoes? Those are luxury goods. They broke the law for wants and not needs. Thats why they are subhuman scum.

the whole show was way too dark. Couldn't even see Luke's face 90% of the time. Not even joking.

>the hand need to die, we all agree
>looks like the only way to kill them is blowing up a skyscraper
Daredevil could just grab a swprd off a henchman and kill them. Luke Cage could punch a hole in their faces Why were bombs necessary.

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>>86703761
She needs to be barefoot ALL THE TIME

>>86706243
It was also about sealing off the dragon bones in the bottomless hole.

does punisher make any appearance in this? I remember seeing a trailer with him in it?

>>86708335
He's the Marvel post-credits teaser scene.

>>86698818
>Car crash in front of the 4
>Matt the only one smiling because he can represent the victim in court.

>>86698818
episodes 1-2 were boring.

3-6 were good

7-8 were ok

>>86708335
No. They play an add for the punisher show after the last episode.

>>86705781

That is a very unflattering sweater.

The only characters in this that actually needed to be there were Daredevil and Iron Fist. Luke Cage and Jessica Jones were pointless and had no investment in the conflict beyond the circumstances contrived in the first couple episodes.

>>86699940
So are half the people in that photo?

>>86705458
They should have kept pops and cottonmouth around a little longer. Set up the landscape of harlem a little better in the context of the universe.

>capeshit
>netflix

there is no way this was going to be good

>>86706270
Best Sand Snake

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>>86710721
>Be me
>Watching Luke Cage
>Find out from my mum that Cottonmouth dies
>See one picture of Diamond

I aint pickin' that shit back. Cottonmouth was my favourite character on this show. And Diamondback looks fucked. Looks like something from the CW.

>hype up the hand coming together as a giant threat
>they lose and have to run away after every fight

>black sky is a supposed super weapon
>just a person that is better than the heros at martial arts and has slight super strength

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>>86705122
>all the important side characters except Ward

I would have loved him to at least make one appearance he was the best character on IF

Overall I enjoyed it, really liked the beginning of the episode where all the Hand was on their way to the chinese restaurant. Speaking of I didn't like that one japanese guy he was pointless as hell and got his ass kicked by everybody. Pic related was nice to look at too.

>>86698878
fpbp

>>86703884
This is false
My cousin once removed has asian mother and white father
she and her brother look more white than asian
It's just luck of the draw

How does a blind man know that he needs to wear a mask?

>>86711047
>nigga wut is you a got dam pimp stormtrooper

>>86711412
He wasn't always blind you pig fucking kike

>>86711412
Are you retarded?

>>86711487
No?
>>86711486
So?

>>86712170
>no
clearly you are retarded
congratulations, stupid nigger

>>86711412
wow, really makes me think

>>86712170
>No?
you clearly are though

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>>86700426
>>86700426
>The show's race problems.

How does a show have race problems?

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How come when Luke and Jessica reunite its all "sup" when the last time they saw each other and he wasn't MC by Kilgrave he was furious at her for having sex with him without telling him that she killed his wife?

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>>86698818
Why did they hire a Jew to play Frank Castle? What do Jews know about being an American combat veteran?

>>86698818
>Iron Fist is inside the mist
>In the comics he fugs Misty Knight

I'd declare pottery, but there's no way that's intentional

>>86714894
That's a fog you dumb cunt

Man, JJ is so aesthetic. That pale skin, jet black hair and leather jacket. Hngh.

>>86698818
I only managed to get to the 2nd episode. It's so fucking slow. Also pretty jarring going from Murdock lawyering to Luke Cage in the hood with rap music blaring.

>>86714933
But he didn't fuck Foggy

>>86715040
That was hilarious

I AM THE IMMORTAL IRON FIST

>>86698818
>the first guy they get who actually speaks Japanese will ONLY speak Japanese

Well that's an easy way to make every appearance of a character obnoxious.

>>86702840
Wilson Fisk was pretty good, the punisher too. They have to make the villains into average humans with interesting personality and backstory, and then you have a good antagonist.

>>86698818
A nigger and a woman are half of the team, are you really so surprised that it sucks?

>>86698818
I hope next season they kill off Iron Fist, dumb bitch needs to die.

dat finale tho

>>86715091
Yet.

Did the chemicals actually do anything to DD? I mean did the chemicals actually alter his other senses? or just make him blind and the other senses heightened naturally?

>>86698818
>reverse image search this
>Defenders finds a powerful scene in Luke Cage explaining white privilege to Iron Fist
okay then

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>>86720268
>Literally the next 9/11
>Dont worry there will be no charges.

>>86700667
He wasn't trying to defend his store, he was trying to gun down fleeing kids.

>>86721135
They enhanced his senses of smell, hearing and touch.

>>86700667
Imagine if the store owners were black.

I was disappointed we didn't see Luke go rage mode. Stick made a remark early on about him losing control of his inhibitions, as if it was setting something up but nothing happened. The guy can bend metal poles with his bare hands, I'm guessing he could fucking rip a human body in half if he wanted to.

Similar thing with Jessica, she can hold an elevator up, but still hits mostly like a normal person?

Just all felt like wasted potential especially the fight scenes. Even in the half decent fight scenes you can literally see the actors waiting for their cue before they do the next punch or kick.

>>86706270
colleen wing spin-off called the Iron Foot when?

>>86703637
Also how many of those "SHES ANCIENT AS FUCK GUYS" moments did they need? I audibly groaned at the Constantinople one.

>>86704694
>killing people is okay if they stole a tv
America

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>>86721960
it is tho

>>86705419
Luke Cage is literally just a bullet proof blackguy; they crammed in every single black sterotype and typecast in that show.

Completely shit if you're not a nig

>>86722038
>things that never happened

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>>86722081

>>86714836
Canonically he's half Italian and half Jewish. It's Marvel, what do you expect? I will agree that they could have done better though.

>>86722197
MASKUSUMMIN is a decent choice and the show runner worked on Hannibal. Iron Fist sucked due to Scott Buck.

I AM THE IMMORTAL IRON FIST

>>86717085
At least people spoke english to him.
D'onofrio trying to speak mandarin is fucking terrible.

>>86699576
this

>>86721178
it was an empty building.

>>86713996
because an entire show happened between events and he realized maybe he wasn't right to still be mad at her. she still likes him and he only doesn't fuck her because he's banging the nurse.

>>86702548
One scene in the restaurant there is that nihilistic main bitch getting her degenerate ass back to the group.

She looks at white boi he looks pathetically away.

Look at black dude.
Confident stare down from above.
It is like they are conditioning all these nu males at this point.

>>86702840
This asian dude speaking japanese all the time while evryone understands him and he understands them.

It is like some sort of multicultural porno graphic fan fiction.
Never seen anything this retardet.

>>86703869
Lol.

>>86704200
>look this turd is better than this shit

>>86727241
But that doesn't happen, have you looked into paranoia? I think you'll find the subject informative

>>86727305
You mean the other thousand year old hand guys understand him? Did you even watch the show?

>>86727241
If this is not shitposting you are mentally ill for real.

>>86727305
> while evryone understands him and he understands them
That wouldn't even be an issue, stuff like that happens in real life too, just what was the point if they had to clumsily adjust the dialogue so the watchers will get it?

Little moments like Dannie talking to the restaurant owner would get the point across that it's a multicultural world. Making everything a somewhat relevant character says gibberish for 99% of the world population doesn't accomplish anything but annoyance.

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>>86704926
let me sum it up for you

>I didn't start this, but I will finish it
>if you told me last week that I would do x
>sarcastic/nihilistic/degenerate self insert 4/10 bitch
>we must do this together
>I ain't doing shit
>this sounds crazy/insane/ no way
>whiteboi gets dominated openly and sub consciously by black dude
>plastic emotions/actions/motivations for plastic people
>dialoge is teenage fan fiction tier
>evil bitch is a clishee connoisseur of the fine arts
>plastic set pieces light as feathers
>I love/must protect this city (New York the filthiest place on earth)
>funny when it's supposed to be serious
>atrocious when it's supposed to he funny

I could go on and on.
This shit has a 8.9 rating.

If you are a nu male cuckboi you will love it

>>86727739
Wasn't the episode in the middle of the series? At least you admit being a nu male cuckboi.

>>86727718
Do you have trouble with subtitles or something? I'm not even sure what your trying to say here

>>86727739
>clishee
You're a special kind of retarded aren't you?

>>86727739
seek professional help

>>86727908
Oh. There were none in the version I saw. Wow.

>>86700842
But he was seen multiple times walking around with the rest of them without his costume. Anyone with half a brain would make the connection. I guess we're supposed to believe that people would assume it's not possible because Matt is blind but I think most people would assume he was just pretending to be blind by that point.

>>86727993
*inhales*
Goddamn son

>>86705794
Hiw about you come to the balkans and see how white people live here you stupid nigg.

They don't have half of the shit that you have and noone behaves like niggs.

>that's crazy
>you sound insane
>this is so weird
>you wouldn't believe me if I told you
Someone should tally how many times each of those phrases were said because they were used a ridiculous amount.

>>86728143
>and noone behaves like niggs
Only that balkans are crime infested shithole that make your average Murican ghetto look alright.

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>BAKA! We're not so different you and I

>>86721803
>receive hundred punches
>man I'm exhausted

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>wu-tang clan starts playing

>>86728260
Gypsies are not from the balkan and evryone hates them.
They are banned in croatia at this point and all the other countries know how to deal with these parasites. They are literally forming gangs and driving over to neighbor countries to steal shit from private property and sell it on the black market.

>>86705781
>someone was so butt blasted by a black guy telling a white guy that was born into billions of dollars that he was privaleged that they typed out a retort
Literally autism

>>86728436
Na that was actually one of the better moments

>>86710393
Underrated

>>86729106
How? It absolutely removed any tension from the climax. The entire tone of the show was generally confusing, were they going for comically absurd or serious?

>>86729596
Agreed on this the rap beat in the cave was mistimed badly,
>light it up
>2 sec beat before 'music' kicks in
I get what they were going for but the sound editing was atrocious, another example of disney cheaping out

>>86727739
Hollywood is so needy for writers that fan fiction the new norm

>>86728436
what were they thinkin

>>86698818
>bunch of mediocre characters played by b list actors get thrown together and now compete for attention
>expecting anything but shit

Thier faults just end up standing out even more when you have them all together. It doesn't help that the writing in the stand alone shows is already struggling with just one super hero to worry about.

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>trained since childhood to be a "living weapon"
>constantly reminds everyone about it
>gets his ass kicked often by street level thugs

What's the point of his character again?

>>86731250
he literally wins every fight gets into, how does he ever 'get his ass kicked'

>>86731250
he got the key role

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>>86728280
>tfw got spared 2 more episodes of her being a smug bitch

>>86721960
correct

They blew it with Purple Man jobbing to Jessica. He should have been the villian for defenders instead of The Hand. That way they have an excuse not to kill anyone since they're just random people. Trying to crash mystical ninjas into Luke and Jessica was stupid. They even could have had some good infighting.