Imagine being such a pretentious, stuck-up snob that you try

>>86696246

imagine being 400 pounds and thinking that all pizza including that abortion look good

>>86696246
Pools of pure fat with undercooked dough, yeah so delicious

>>86696327
Perhaps you're blind?

Not gonna lie, the crust at least looks delicious

I ain't no fucking bitch, chef.

>>86696419
That's supposed to be a thin crust, as he ordered.

Way too much fucking grease, and doughy pizza crust is disgusting.

>>86696246
Fresh baked bread is better.

>>86696246
if he liked the pizza he wouldn't have something to complain about and there wouldn't be any reason for the episode to exist. this was forced drama that only happens in shitty television like this. the restaurant owners probably get a cut of the money for being on TV as well, so even if this was a bad pizza, it was badly made on purpose I'm sure.

I mean, seriously, why wouldn't they at least pretend to try to make something "good" if they know gordon ramsay is coming? Because it pays the fucking bills and gives you free publicity.

>>86696623
I guarantee he didn't ask for a thin crust, and they did that with editing magic during post.

>>86696741

Shhh, don't spoil the illusion. We love that sort of thing here in Maya

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>>86696246
I always thought this pizza looked delicious. What's wrong with thick crust?

>>86696246
Imagine being such a faggot as OP

>>86696502
Watch the stairs YOU FUCKING DONKEY CUNT

Yall posting in a troll thread

>>86697688
basically crustfags ruined pizza for everyone else. in the 90s, pizza chains used the thick crust meme to trick people into wanting less of the actual tasty ingredients like cheese and sauce. why? because bread is cheaper, more bread = less cheese/sauce = higher profit margin.

crustfags are literally plebs. nobody fucking likes the crust except retards who enjoy chewing on cardboard

>>86696246
that pizza looks like the shit I took this morning, like exactly the same, molecule for molecule.

>>86698811

t. never had a good crust

>>86698928
t. crusty cum sock user

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>that's what Amerifats call a pizza

>>86698811
Sorry I like dough cooked and not raw like you do.

>>86696246
>undercooked base
>way too much cheese
>no good toppings
Pretty easy desu senpai.

that's just a poorly sliced pizza. not enough pressure used on the cut, leaving too much cheese connected.

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>>86696246
and you call that ambiance? it looks like a cross between a barber's shop and a 1980s doctor office. fake plants? no thank you

>>86698811
>orders extra cheese I bet
enjoy your constipation

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>>86699011

ITS FUCKING RAW YOU DONKEY

>>86699011
he is conflating thick crust-fags with good crust connoisseurs
a typical pleb mistake

>>86698928
you are a brainwashed sheep. you are the reason why when i order a 14" pizza from papa johnny i get 12" of actual pizza, and the rest is just shitty bread

you want crust? order breadsticks you gay fuck. i've had pizza from chains and from real pizza places. if you go to new york and order a slice they give you a big ass delicious wedge of cheese and sauce, with a TINY edge of crust to cleanse your palate with. that's how it should be.

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>>86699189
>calls others sheep
>buys papa john's™ "pizza"

how many paper towels would it take to dab the grease off?

>>86699254
>crustcuck who lacks reading comprehension resorting to ad hominem attacks

typical breadfag can't even formulate an argument

>>86696246
Looks a bit undercooked desu, also kinda greasy.

>>86699189

Who says there's supposed to be sauce and topping on the whole surface? Take your bias elsewhere

>>86699373
it's so obvious the jews have got to you

>>86699431

All I know is that I enjoy my pizza and you sperg out because it doesn't conform 100% to your expectations

>>86699373
The Neapolitans who came up with it and brought it to the US in the first place you illiterate fucking sperg?
the other autist is right, thick crust is haram still great for dipping

>>86699529
it's a man's duty to call it like he sees it. some of us aren't complacent betas who lie down and let society fuck us in the ass with its leftover crusts

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>>86699367
Look sweetie, I know this might be hard to wrap your little head around, but all pizza has crust. A thin, well-baked crust elevates otherwise good pizza from mediocrity to food kino. I don't expect some Amerilard who orders "pizza" from Papa John's™ to get it, but it really isn't that complicated. Once you visit some pizza-serving restaurants favoured by the locals in Northern Italy, you may understand what I'm talking avour. Until then, I'm afraid you're quit out of your depth in this little conversation we were having, kid.

On one hand I'd agree that hipsters these days would gladly sell you a crusty piece of bread with a drizzle of olive oil, an olive and a leaf on it for $30 and call it authentic pizza. But on the other hand, eating 15lbs of cheese covered in marinara sauce a-la "deep dish" because you are greedy isn't the answer either.

The real secret is if you order a pizza and it hasn't got enough cheese on for your taste, grate your own on top and melt it for a few minutes.

>>86699650
>leftover crusts
>I'm a gay 12 year old, I don't finish the crusts like a man. I have my mum cut off the crusts on my PB and jays

>>86699633

So a bunch of dead guys should dictate how pizzas are made?

>>86699807
>A thin, well-baked crust
that's what i like though, the argument is against thick crusts like in OP's pic

you literally just walked into this thread to act like a cunt because you can't read. i'll give you a pass because you are obviously autistic and/or an illiterate third-worlder

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wow look at all this pointless crust
that could have been replaced with cheese #triggered

>>86700081

That baker should be brought up before the supreme pizza council on charges of failing to comply with international guild protocols

>>86696502
show some respect

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All pizza references are code for pedophilia and child sacrifice

All of you in this thread are complicit

>>86696246
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this looks like diabetes on a plate but I know that americans are used to eat shit like this as long as it has 1kg of cheese or salami on it.

It looks like it'd be real nice, after they RUN IT THROUGH THE FUCKING OVEN

>>86698811
How does it feel to not have any tastebuds whatsoever? The crust is the best part of a pizza.

>>86699189
>papa johnny
papa bless.

>>86701418
What the fuck are you doing nigger

>>86699807
>sweetieposting
>smug animu
>missing the entire point of the argument
ISHYGDDT

>ey big boy
is this an insult or is it condescending? im not UK

>>86699431
The jews must be really bored if they're trying to ruin pizza.