WHEN I WAS A YOUNG MAN Edition
https://pastebin.com/mbWD9SK8
Meanwhile: >>86690984
Nobodys posting anything until Anon washes their hands
Why the FBI is so incompetent in this serie? I thought it was the best police unit of the USA?
>>86694313
WASH
tfw phil never wins
https://clyp.it/i53iipqe
When you slow down the audio during the Jumping man scene, you hear a voice
>Back away, here, Michael
>Back back away
>back back, keep going back
>as it gets darker & darker
>back, back away
>back back, keep going back
>as it gets darker & darker
Now on first listen, initial thought is that it's Lynch coaching the actor while they're shooting. He's done this many times. But what's peculiar is that the actors name isn't Michael. His name is Carlton Lee Russell. And I would assume David is actually the one shooting this footage because it seems to be a low budget scene filmed with a different camera than what they're mainly using on the show (hence the pixelation) in scene. It seems even lower quality than whatever they used for Cooper falling through space.
>>86694314
It's all Wilson's fault.
>Cooper wakes up by hearing "Gordon Cole" in one of Lynch's favorite movies, which inspired his own character's name
>Ruby waiting for someone and crawls on the floor towards the camera like DougieCoop
>dedicated to a Margaret Lanterman, a fictional character
This episode feels like it has a lot to say about how fiction affects us and vice versa. At least that's the way I'll interpret it.
Many people say the guy watching the empty glass box from Part 1 is a reference to the fans waiting for Twin Peaks to return but I feel like this episode has more deliberate references to viewers and its medium.
>>86694315
perfect. saved
What was wrong with Candie? Is she on the spectrum?
ugh another dragged on episode. besides nadine being best girl.
why the fuck is phillip a machine now?
I thought the Mark Frost cameo was neat but I didn't realize until now that he's the same character as last time, too.
http://twinpeaks.wikia.com/wiki/Cyril_Pons
>>86694441
tired meme
>>86694339
Was Sheryl wearing a wig here? What's her natural hair color?
>>86694395
shes probably just been mistreated her entire life. poor thing...
>>86694395
name one character in this show who isn't on the spectrum
>>86694313
Or finds black grandmas
>>86694360
>impaled on metal poles
why is life so cruel?
Fucking hell Lynch. Stop with the creepy shot already.
>>86694485
black grandmas you say
>>86694484
>>86694373
Also Nadine becoming enlightened after meeting Dr. Amp having been a fan of his videos.
>>86694477
>>86694461
????
>>86694485
>>86694494
It happens.
so it was Mr C messaging Diane all along?
>tfw almost getting to see Gersten's tits
>fucking Mark Frost shows up and ruins everything
>>86694607
wasn't it obvious?
>>86694484
>>86694485
...
>>86694485
>>86694607
>around the dinner table the conversation is lively
>>86694648
Hahaha
FROSTED
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>>86694494
i hope that i never see those metal poles ever outside of the dream
>>86694607
Imo he was just giving an order to kill the guys in las vegas.
I think that judy is the intermediary between diane and cooper, transfering the messages.
>mfw I first saw there was a character called Steven Burnett in s3
>>86694339
Can't believe we've gone 15 episodes so far without this memorable and beloved character
>>86694747
>5 minutes of eating cake qualifies as kino according to /tpg/
>>86694780
donna was bad anon
>>86694732
This is probably the most rational thing concerning TP I've heard in a while.
Diane is not in cahoots with Mr. C
>>86694732
But Mr C doesn't know who Judy is
what the fuck is up with charlie's body
i thought he was a midget
bu he's not that much smaller than audrey and his legs must be twice the length of his arms
>Goodbye, Margaret.
I stopped watching this show after episode 10 since there were other things on TV on Sundays at that point. The only way I would even bother watching the rest would be Cooper returning but it sounds like that didn't happen and likely never will. Even if it did, we get three measly fucking episodes of him or less? Might as well not even bother as it would be a joke at this point.
For me, Twin Peaks is as good as dead. This is the last post I'll make in this thread out of respect for people who do watch the show and don't want to see arguments in here.
P.S. David Lynch can go fuck himself with his bullshit.
>>86694800
It's called build up, son.
>>86694800
t. didn't watch the scene
>>86694780
jacobys wife?
>>86694780
I wasn't talking about Donna
>>86694780
yeah i want cooper back, holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jhrxws2OP0
>>86694857
this tbqh
>>86694844
jeffries said mr. c already knew who she was though remember?
>>86694863
i did. what did i miss?
besides dougie putting a fork in the power outlet like a retard
Make way, best new character coming through.
>>86694843
based green glove lad fucking these idiots up
>>86694276
This pic makes it look like he has payot.
>>86694857
>MUH COOPER MUH TWIN PEAKS MUH COFFEE
lol KYLED
>>86694360
KIDZA!?
>>86694927
hahahah
KYLED
Y
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>>86693331
Oh yeah? And making Jeffries a fucking teapot is a smart move? Gee, Lynch could just pay a little more to Anderson and we would get our friend The Arm back in TP, but he made him a tree, which is a fucking stupid move.
>>86694464
Blonde but it was a wig because she cut it short for another movie. Pilot and Maddy hair is natural (tho obviously dyed for Maddy), finale and FWWM was a wig
>>86694879
next ep
>>86695010
>>86694360
Jimmy did nothing wrong
>mfw even Mr.C wants to know like us who is Judy.
Also wtf is going on between jeffries and Mr.C? He said that he talked to him 4 days ago but i don't remember.
Reminder that ZZ Top being played at the Roadhouse was a nod to Xiu Xiu for doing The Music of Twin Peaks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SG6yDSbtxU
>>86694981
W I L S O N
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>>86694848
her turtlenecks are comfy
>>86695010
hahahahah
KYLED
Y
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>>86694889
>the electrician is dead
FUCK
>>86695043
he talks to jeffries in the first or second episode over the phone and then is like "this isn't jeffries" and then the person hangs up.
>>86695043
After he killed that chick in the motel way back in Part 2.
>>86695130
>>86695132
is it the rich billionaire guy who has the camera thing in ny?
>>86695010
LOL LYNCHED
>>86695036
>>86695095
WHY SOME STUPID MOTHERFUCKER REPLIES TO ALMOST ALL POSTS WITH TP'S CRITIQUE WITH SILLY PICS AND "LYNCED"? THE FUCK IS THIS PLACE?
GO FUCKING AHEAD, REPLY TO ME WITH "LYNCHED", I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
>>86695010
I didn't know a Michael Anderson visited tpg
>>86694373
I got that vibe from Inland Empire so it wouldn't surprise me if that was the intention.
>>86695222
The ackward cgi is made on purpose? Its to fit with the asthetic of the show?
>>86695235
>being this KYLED
>>86694276
... MY FATHER...
>>86695222
nice trips laddie
>building up Duncan Todd this whole season
>literally does nothing and dies in a 2 second clip
Lynch really is the biggest hack of this generation.
>>86695235
Hahaha Severely
LYNCHED
Y
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Who else /damngood/ here?
>>86695235
>>86695336
See the webm here
>>86695352
>>86695235
every episode that dougie stays dougie makes me happy
i dont even want coop back anymore
>>86695296
tv has never had good cgi deaths
should've just blown up a watermelon with a halloween mask
Describe what you like about this show in one sentence. I'll wait.
>>86695235
>>86695336
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
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C
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>>86695435
hehe KYLED
>>86695435
MILFS and GILFS
>>86695336
>>building up Duncan Todd this whole season
That's where you were wrong, kiddo.
>>86695435
Everything.
>>86695435
sassy phillip
>>86695435
ALL AROUND THE DINNER TABLE THE CONVERSATION IS LIVELY
>>86695490
hes been in 6 or 7 episodes spread out through the season.
>>86695184
>Daleks now confirmed as canon
And people keep saying it is not reddit...
I can't believe ed did it. This show is so pessimistic. I couldn't believe it, i was sure he was going to be cucked.
>>86695435
Dougie Jones
Very surprised by the direction of episode 16 so far
>>86694889
>people born in the 1930s and 40s that weren't even old
this feel this feel I don't want this feel
>>86695336
It's pretty clearly shown he's just a lacky for Mr. C
>>86695435
I'll wait.
>>86695542
he's going to cuck himself when he sees that dried up scrotum
>>86695568
LOOK BILLY IN THE CURTAINS
>>86695435
call for help
>>86694889
Fuck that was sad
>>86695435
GOTTA LIGHT
>>86695568
>Audrey had a pic of Coop
>not one of Billy Zane
haha C O O P E D
>>86695435
>>86695542
Totally had my expectations of that scene ruined in the best way, shed tears of joy, bravo Lynch.
>>86695532
This dude >>86694929 has been in like 4 episodes it doesn't mean it's building up to something.
He was just a middle guy who hired people for murder attempts and failed multiple times.
If Ed trully loved "forgot her name, the owner of R&R" why didn't he break up with Nadine many years ago and just move on with his life, and marry "forgot the name"? Wtf was his problem?
>>86695435
Digits.
>>86694441
Because Bowie died so he had to be modified
>>86695695
Cos he felt bad for Nadine and shot her eye out when they first got together.
Has lynch dropped the time fuckery completely, or was episode 13 just shitty editing?
>>86695695
Nadine had mental health issues and Ed was being a good guy and caring for her until she was cured by Dr. Amp. Also watch the first two seasons, skipfag.
>>86695692
but the scenes and things he does have absolutely nothing to do with the plot, they are just fun little scenes in the bar...unlike Duncan Todd. They arent even comparable
>>86695555
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!
>>86695555
Doggie Jones lol
>>86695555
Vedderchecked
>>86695695
Ed had gotten used to the sensation of using Nadine's eye socket as a makeshift vagina and was scared to return to normal genitalia
>>86695222
Oh shit nigga I thought those were meat chunks flying but it's a death double.
Philip Jeffries turning into a giant kettle is fine by me because its pure LYNCH but did they have to redub his scene from FWWM with that godawful impersonator?
>Phillip Jeffries is now a giant kettle
Why /tpg/?
>>86694780
I miss Harry too, anon
>>86695873
>>86695874
>>86695835
yeah, that seems to have happened every time a character has been shot
>>86695873
>>86695874
kettlemind
>>86694780
I hate Josie.
>>86695908
It seems to happen everytime someone associated with Mr. C is killed
>>86695435
Its the best show on television.
>>86695931
vulven flappen.
>>86695740
>>86695737
I've watched the original show, but I truly don't understand Ed's motivation behind his sacrifice. Yeah, you shot someone's eyes, that's horrible and stuff, but is it really a reason to give up your life and your true love because of your mistake? Why didn't Ed just move on, forget about Nadine's eye, and live his life withouth regrets with "forgot the name"?
>YFW CUTEposting goes back to 1991
>>86695235FROSTED
>>86695222
Whats up with bodies glitching out when people die in this show? It happened here and when doppelcoop shot hasting's wife.
>>86695960
Why are you all so obsessed with Laura? She's not even in the top 3 of bestgirls
>>86696010
A FUCKING DOORKNOB
>>86695995
She has super human strength and could kill you and your lover if you left her.
>>86694854
The credits actually said "In Memory Margaret Lanterman," instead of Catherine Coulson
>>86695995
It's Norma. And I think it's just the small town vibe of Twin Peaks and commentary on marriage in general. People stay with folks they're unhappy with because it's "the right thing to do."
>>86695963
actually yeah good point. does it happen when hutch shoots the warden?
>>86695435
OH MR. JEFFRIES
this once a week schedule is absolutely killing me I envy people in the future who will be able to watch this for the first time in one 18-hour sitting
damn, turns out James wasn't cool at all, he was a weak sperg
>>86695999
CUTE trips!
>>86695931
there has to be many outtakes with her pussy falling out of her panties.
>>86696071
OI!
>>86696071
he was just trying to be polite. he likes her.
>>86696051
I'd have to go back but it also happens when Mr. C shoots Hasting's wife.
>>86696071
i was just i was saying i was just try i was just trying to be polite
>>86696071
He has asphalt induced autism
>mfw i see someone sherylposting before washing their hands
>>86696071
Your judgement is questionable.
>>86696126
>yfw it turns out Booper is the good guy all along
>>86696095
haha imagine being an editor and having to watch all those outtakes for hours haha how awkward
>>86696126
yeah that's the one that i remember for definite, there's also something a bit off when ray shoots mr. c
>>86696172
is shelly and by DNA her daughter the biggest bitch in twin peaks? looks like she really never learns
>>86696043
Because we already got "In Memory of Catherine Coulson" in Part 1.
>>86696071
DELET THIS
>>86694773
wow why are tammys hands so filthy?
>>86696167
>500 threads later and /tpg/ STILL hasn't decided who was in the wrong here
>>86694373
What movie was that
>>86696442
scariest scene in any lynch film ever imo. like if you were in lauras position what the fuck would you do? the world would feel like its coming apart at the seams
>>86696442
How could Leland be in the wrong? You wash your fucking hands before dinner.
>>86696442
Sheryl Lee looks so adorable in this scene.
She is a top tier actress
>>86696486
sunset blvd
>>86696492
OI! GOOD PUNCH BONGER!
Is Freddy the hero Twin Peaks needs and deserves?
Also, does Nadine still have her super strength?
>I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT SHORT AND STOUT
>HERE IS MY HANDLE, HERE IS MY SPOUT
>>86694485
this isn't real.
>>86696209
Pretty never has to learn.
>>86696565
>>86696565
Why did they dub his old scene over? No one would question the new voice since it's coming from a fucking tea kettle.
>>86696555
is nadine freddy's mother?
>>86696442
Why didnt Sarah use her face powers to save Laura?
>>86696565
MR JEFFRIES, THE STEAM, IT COMES FROM MY SPOUT
>>86696442
yes Laura should have washed her hands but Leland told her to sit down as soon as she came in thus she couldn't have washed her hands. Leland was in the wrong.
>>86695130
then who was phone??
>>86696222
Freddie's a moron right, like, he knew he was gonna kill that guy with one punch so why did he do it. Likewise, James is a moron for not stopping him. James heard the fucking story about the hand last week.
Also, we never got the end of that bit in part 14 where James was headed to the door in the boiler room. Was that just another lost thread like Bobby's reaction to the AAAAAAAAARGHRGHAAAAARGH woman?
>>86696581
It's very real
>>86696656
her teeth are terrifying.
>>86695435
...wait.
>>86696658
hahahah
>>86696537
I mean I agree with you but I dunno if her bawling her eyes out in terror is the best example of her cuteness
>>86694360
Hate when plotlines end because of the dude getting killed. Was really underwhelming.
>>86696699
He didn't kill them you dunce he held back from killing them. The bobby bit also wasn't mean to go anywhere.
>>86696707
>they didn't make ray wise the new bob
>>86696071
he btfo the roastie and her cuck husband. james is redpilled
>>86696699
If 2 blokes are bashing on your m8 there is no time for thinking.
>>86696656
I want Sheryl to bite my throat out!
>>86696209
Shelly was always a cheerleader for Ed and Norma
>>86696740
I think the childlike way she looks down and fiddles with her necklace to hide her crying does it for me. It makes me want to give her a big cuddle.
>>86696757
seriously why didnt they? wouldve been great
>>86694373
Lynch has done the meta "audiences watching screens" thing for decades. Inland Empire had Polish girl watching a screen and dreaming of her own liberation. Betty in Mulholland Drive, another Dougie-like amnesiac, forms her identity based on a poster of Gilda. Lots of crucial Lynch scenes center around theaters.
Movies are thoughtforms. They're dream manifestations of the artist and audience.
>>86695555
>>86695048
I expected Xiu Xiu to perform the cover. It's weird they didn't get to perform at the Roadhouse, Jamie Stewart even made music for Lynch' art
>>86696222
/ourguy/
>>86696209
I'm glad Bobby's junkie son-in-law killed himself. One piece of good news in his life.
>>86696658
SEVERELY underrated post
>>86694485
>amai liu
ray knows whats good
Managed to find these leaked production shots with major Briggs. Lynch has been very creative despite the demise of Davis
>>86696492
>>86694485
>teens anal
>black grandmas
>incest
>underage looking porn star
quite a varied taste tbqh
>>86696880
I always thought she was adorable in the forest scene despite how fucked up it is
>>86696492
OI YOU PONCING ONE-GLOVED TWAT YOU'RE A RIGHT CUNT.
...AND A PROPER LEGEND
>>86697033
more like an annoying cunt
>>86697033
yo bobby killed someone and just moved on with his life like nothing happened
>>86697033
i agree. even the
>bobbyyyy.... .you killed mike
part
>>86697107
It was me or him babe
what the fuck was her problem?
Oi frenlos :^)
>>86697033
post the vid of Bobby killing a guy and leaving his corpse to rot in the forest
>>86697196
she was waiting for someone and they took her seat.
>>86697196
She has arthritis in her knees and can't stand up from the ground.
>>86697196
She was waiting for Billy
>>86697196
she remembered her 1 season in house was the better acting job she ever got
>>86697208
oi forgot me pic. :^|
>>86697196
being my waifu
>>86697196
Anabolic didnt shoot her scene
What the motherfucking fuck was this fuckers fucking ISSUE?!
>>86697196
she needed one of these
>>86697196
shes asian
>both dougies coats make the twin peaks font
holy shit is this pottery?
>>86697142
fuck it, I'll dump the rest
>>86697107
I mean the option was either kill the guy or let him kill both of them, so you can't exactly blame hmi
>>86697196
She started screaming when Janey-E did
>>86697303
It was Window Earle.
>>86697356
>>86697275
wait, that's her? her acting was cringeworthy on House
>>86696707
When did he delete the tweet?
>first dougie is the brown part
>coop dougie is the green part
KINO
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Isn't it weird how every single character did some fucked up shit in FWWM but then act completely "normal" in season 1?
>>86697196
she was being opressed
>>86697417
>>86697419
i would blame the writing for her character more than her acting
>>86697356
Bobby planted drugs on James' bike to frame him
>>86697463
owned
>>86696720
>>86694362
tfw. David Lynch fucks with Michael J. Anderson through subliminal messages.
>>86697465
last one
>>86697525
Yeah, not in that scene though
>>86697196
She found out she was asian.
>>86695222
i don't know why but i kind of like this
>>86697196
She might be waiting for Dark Coop. She's waiting for someone, and Dark Coop is heading to Twin Peaks. If so, the guys who took her booth are in trouble.
>>86697670
Me too, I don't even care whether it's intentional or not.
>>86695367
/tpg/ on the right
>>86697689
she was a metaphor for the audience waiting for Regular Coop to return.
>>86697463
cute to be honest
why is there a literal one punch man
>>86697768
One Punch Lad
>>86696658
fucking hell
>>86697763
fuck off I've had a crush on her since Knocked Up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsORUDK46as
>>86697768
one punch blud
>>86697934
I want to give sheryl a baby
>>86694915
judy is denise
screencap this lol
>>86697768
Explaining that is more than my jobs worth
>>86697934
>Lynch was raping her every night in the 80's
it's nice to be protected by hollywood sects
>>86697755
believable
Quick poll: say you're hiding from Mark Frost in the woods and he finds you. You've got a gun with a single bullet. You can try to shoot him, but keep in mind that if you miss, he'll badger you about buying his book and there will be no one around to help you. What do?
>>86697463
why didn't she just fight them?
>>86697768
OI CUNT! WATCH YOUR MOUTH
>>86697820
>Punch n Judy is Cockney slang for Moody
What did Lynch mean by this?
>>86694889
>the fucking coach died
Come on... ;_;
>>86697986
you can see the dead look in her eyes when she's by him
>>86697934
Baby wants to fuck
me with the gfs (I'm filming)
>>86698156
I don't know, anon, these girls seem like trouble. Especially the blond one. You seem like a cool guy though.
>>86697305
is this from Stephen Spielberg's Calvin & Hobbes?
>>86698156
but who was hiker
> coop stays in room 315
>returns from the outlet 315
> Get's electroshocked in epsiode 315
holy fuck
>>86698355
Ike the hiker
>>86698389
Those were the days
>>86697463
>>86697196
seemed like a bit of inconsequential improvisation to me
i like the way it's framed it looks like the beer can is sitting on her head
>>86696685
mark frost
>>86698389
You see patterns in random noise anon.
>>86697196
waiting for audrey
>>86697196
She is a fan that is waiting for Cooper only to realize there are three episodes left.
>>86698427
nothing this series has been inconsequential.
>>86698228
>when the vedderfags get BTFO
>>86697446
it's almost like FWWM was made after
>>86698156
James wasn't holding the camera, Lynch was.
>>86698156
What is this from? I don't remember a longer version like yours.
>>86694362
what scene is this from? very cool if this is your find.
>>86698156
>that butt bump
CUTE
>>86698426
There are so many off set pictures of the cast together. Did they just hang out all the time or something?
>>86696565
>>86696658
>>86696987
Is that from team America? I don't recognise the scene.
>>86694850
A weird kind of childhood genetic arthritis that gives him knobby little Trump baby-hands.
>>86698471
inconsequential...
>>86698622
Most of those pics are from them in Japan. Laura was extremely popular in Japan so the two of them toured for FWWM
>>86698426
Why couldn't they film in winter, I want that cold fog mist again
>>86697876
Jodi?
>>86696699
Why isn't Freddie actively trying to less the blow by just Dekuing it & flicking him instead? It's obvious even a pulled punch is gonna destroy someone's face.
>>86694362
Yeah, but what if he's just talking about the one person who lives in the Black Lodge and is also named MIKE?
>>86697446
>>86698500
it's almost like people tried their best to look good when the feds came to town to investigate a murder.
Why has Audrey changed so much? Her character is nothing like before.
>>86699984
she's in a coma and her kid is a violent psychopath