Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me

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sure thing fatty

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JERK STOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oh god you're so hot please just let me fuck you

>>86686819
>this is considered attractive

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>I'm rubber you're glue, your words bounce off me and stick to you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwZD0pthP9Q

>>86686882
So he'd be having a threesome with Brad and Leo instead?

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>That's not what you're mom was saying last night.
This would completely destroy her, while making himself look like a stud.

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>going on a diet wouldn't hurt you either

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>>86686819
insulting /ourguy/ isn't allowed

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>>86686819
>are you going to sleep with them or eat them? because those teeth.. dayum!

the only 100% legit way to shut her down guaranteed would be this

call her an anti semite

the audience would become silent and she would gulp and nervously apologize before being blacklisted

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>>86686898
was it intentional?

>31
>no children

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>>86686775
>Brad Pitt and Clooney, whoa girl you are a bit over yourself, hehe ;)

>>86686958
How come it's so much easier to come up with her comebacks?
Is Jonah that cornered?

>>86686775
>You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I’m an easy target. Yeah, you’re right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you… but I don’t like to hurt people’s feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I’m not changing. I like… I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. ‘Cause I’m the real article. What you see is what you get.

>>86687160
cringe

>*laugh*
>"Hahah oh man....."
Why didn't he just do this instead of sperging out?

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now that he's lost weight they should settle it the only way real adults can

>>86687001
and after 3 years.....WE HAVE A WINNER

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>>86687160
>I’m an easy target. Ye-
That's right, Jonah, your size makes you an easy target!

>>86687173
dumb ass

You can't fight attractive women, they are like endangered species.

If a fucking dodo bites you, you can't fuck it back.

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>*pulls out .45*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. NO, DON'T MOVE. NOBODY MOVE! EVERYONE SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your crocodile tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid French bitch. You useless skank. You disgusting euro whore. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. Every single word. Do it. SAY IT. And start taking your clothes off as you do it. Go ahead. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Good, just like that. You know, you might wanna thank me right about now. Because I'm about to make you a star you worthless cunt..."

>"That's not what you were saying last night while you were blowing me."

There. Everyone will believe Jonah and won't believe her because they'll think she's trying to cover up her sluttiness.

For added effect Jonah can then look directly at the camera and go
>Yeah, that's right. I fucked her last night when we met.

>>86687683
Glorious

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>>86686958
>>86686819
>>86687582
poor jonah

*looks to crowd*
did you just hear that? a woman so filled with hate that she can just insult a human being like that as if its perfectly okay, with completely disregard for the persons feelings
*looks down and shakes head, sips water*
french girl pretends to wipe away tears
everyone laughs and claps

>>86687697
Damn, /tv/ finally came up with the perfect comeback. Now we just need a time machine.

>>86687120
She probably tapped into some deep-seated insecurity of his which left him speechless at that moment

>>86687697
*cringe*

>>86687683
kek

>>86686775
Formerly Sneeds.

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>>86687683
>>*pulls out .45*
How very American of you.

She's cute and the joke was funny.

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>>86687753
His life is suffering.

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>>86688029
>carrying a purse
A FUCKING PURSE

>>86688029
>>86688029
Everyone knows Jonah will wind up murdering Ornella right?

That's how this ends.

>>86688094
i dont think you know what a purse is

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>>86688029
kek. His nipple is half way down his chest. It must look like a Salvador Dali painting under that tank top.

>>86686819
>sure thing fatty

jesus christ every she says sounds perfect and absolutely lethal, she can't do a wrong move and jonah can't say anything right no matter how hard he tries.

>>86688364
thats not his nipple

>>86686775
i would pretend to not be understanding the translation

i would say "sorry i don't understand... she wants to watch a threesome between me brad and leo?"