AHAHAHAHA YOU THINK THIS IS THE REAL QUAID?

>>86685608
This movie is flawless

>>86685731

>wasn't a four-tittied woman

>tfw you'll never make out with a saucy midget bartender

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>>86685608
>reminder that they remade this and no one even remembers

>tfw you get your ass to mars

>>86686257
The patrician choice

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hm

>>86686494
jeeeeeeeeeesus

>>86686384
>reminder I pirated this and never even got around to watching it before I deleted it off my hard drive

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>>86685608
it is

>>86685731
Why is this slice of cornball cinema so much better than the technically superior 2012 remake?

>>86686552
I bought the Robocop remake about a year ago and it's still sitting on my shelf wrapped up. Every time I go to watch it, I pick something else

>>86686494
>or you can put me in chains like nigger and fuck me while I call you "massa"

FUCKING HELL, RAIMI...!

>>86686638
Because technical superiority doesn't count for anything, and that is all the remake had going for it.

>YOU BLABBED QUAID, YOU BLABBED ABOUT MARS!

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the treetit girl was hot in the remake

>>86686725
what the FUCK did ah dewgong?!

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>>86686628
NANI?!

>>86686638
Because Verhoeven

NOO NOO YOU BLEW MA COVAAAH!

>>86686384
It wasn't horrible, wasn't great

>>86686777
The holy trips of the holy three tits have spoken truth.

>>86686638
because this one has character and humor

>>86686494
Holy shit, I just realized where I got my dominate-athletic-women fetish from

>>86686777
So which two are real and which is the prosthetic? I'm guessing the middle one.

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>>86686814
GET TO THE CHOPPAAAAH

>>86685608
The laugh is more like YUAHHAUHHUHUYYAHAU

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>>86686638
>total recall
>the thing
>evil dead
>ghostbusters
>halloween
>texas chainsaw massacre
>planet of the apes
>fright night
>poltergeist
>nightmare on elm street
I used to worry that all these movies would make it necessary to explicitly write The Thing(1982) etc. every time you want to talk about the original film, but that's no longer a problem since they've all been proven to be utterly forgettable. Every single one of them. Literally no reason to discuss any of them, other than by their relationship to the superior originals.
And a weird thing it is, too ,since The Thing, The Fly, The Blob, Invasion of the Body Snatchers(Sutherland one) are all remakes, and they're fucking great. Some of the best horror films ever made.
There's nothing preventing a remake from being a great film. Hollywood's just become devoid of talent since then.

>>86686814
Why is Arnold-kino the best kino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-z9DeoPvNM

Those were the days. Now he's just a fat libtard

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What you been feeding this thing?

>>86686638
There's nothing superior about it, unless by technically you meant technologically.

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>>86687031
>HHHUA-OOH HYYAO

>>86686221
Don't get greedy

CONSIDEDAT A DIVORCE

>>86689386
Arnold loves that line.

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>>86687126
he got old and pussy whipped.

young arnold was a living god that didn't give a fuck.
i remember an interview he once gave.
he was in his trailer during a break while shooting a movie, going down on a fangirl. while reporters where outside knocking on the door.
arnie gets up, opens the door and tells them to not disturb him while he's eating, closes the door and goes back to licking the girl