Today is Hayden's birthday! Say something nice about her!
Is she still getting her tiny pussy wrecked by giant russian cock?
>>86681577Yes :(
She was good in Malcolm In The Middle
>>86681545
I bet she has massive beef curtains by now.
The only bigger disaster than her tits is her pussy
The only bigger disaster than her pussy is her career
My dream girl. Always has been. Only a couple weeks younger than me too.
>>86682746
>dream girl is a vile roastie
Great standards bro
>>86682746
Bro she's literally a middle eastern royal prostitute
>>86682830
They all are, no way around it. I get it though, you're gay. Maybe just accept yourself?
>>86682717
Is there evidence?
>>86682928
>they all are
>I've only slept with women that have had trains run on them
>>86681577
>He's Ukranian
She was more successful than most actors in Hollywood (she worked). Then she married a millionaire. Good for her.
>>86682958
For her tits look at literally any pic where she's showing cleavage and you can see how botched her boob job is
For her pussy just look at what came out of it or the guy that put it in her
she is easily hot enough to not need a boob job in the slightest... what a shame.
>>86683138
Fucking terrifying.
>>86683318
>>86683433
THAT...is a celeb sex tape I would want to see.
well she believes in chemtrails so hopefully she kills herself
>>86683727
It would be just like the Dany and Khal Drogo sex scenes in GoT season 1, only this little whore wouldn't pretend she doesn't love it.
>>86681545
Her and Hilary Duff have perfect smiles
>>86682963
>I've never slept with any woman at all
Remember when /r90k/ actually kept these beta cucks contained?
>>86683433
She's a small girl
I want to eat cereal out of her chest-bowl
>>86682963
Sorry to tell you, but you are never going to find a "pure virgin". They are all used goods. Therefore, if that falls outside your "standards", then every woman on Earth does and logic follows that you are thusly gay.
best part about Heroes
too bad her about her daddy issues
>>86681545
>>86682746
She's a womlet. I wouldn't have kids with any girl that's shorter than 6'.
>>86683433
That's hot as fuck.
>>86683039
>implying there's a difference
she's cute
>>86683973
That pusy isn't small, it's the fucking chunnel now.
It's also my birthday. Sorry for off-topic posting.
>>86683433
bitch is 5 foot! crazy small.
>>86681577
No way. I can guarantee you it's not.
She gave birth to that ape's spawn. Pic related.
So the demo job is done. The boxer may have a wrecking ball dick but he's swinging it under the st Louis arch now.
>>86683973
No that's some like 6'8" boxing god
My dream threesome is still prime Hayden and prime Kristen Bell.
MOMMY Hayden and Kristen would be good too though.
>>86685892
>but he's swinging it under the st Louis arch now.
vaginas being stretched out after birth is a retarded incel meme that should die out fast.
>>86685929
They literally get their cunt holes ripped and sewn up.
>>86685929
Not stretched.
Torn. Stitched back together after. Sometimes they'll just cut to make it cleaner.
>>86685929
>he actually believes this
Guys.
What if he is like comically small? And that's why he went for a midget. Like its not that small in the scheme of things, but on his gigantic body it looks micro.
>>86685892
just imagine if she had twins
woulda been some xenomorph tier birth
>>86681545
your husband is bad ass!
do you ever think she cosplayed as a cheerleader with her husband?
>>86681545
im glad that none of her shitty shows are talked about anymore
>>86681545
>1.55m
Everytime...
She looked a little less dumpy when she got implants. She's nowhere near hot enough to be getting nailed by her Ukranian boyfriend.
>>86683433
SLAV DESTROY POSSI URHHHHGHHHHHHHHHH STRECH
I hope all the rumors about her are true. Makes me diamonds.
>>86683433
>>86686606
Why are Slavs so fucking big?
>>86685956
That's called an episiotomy.
And it's only used in some cases.
It's less damage and faster healing than a c-section.
>t. woman who has actually given birth
>>86685683
And...? Girls like her were born to be cumdupsters.
Anyone have a current pic of her?
Preferably in a bikini or something
I wanna see how wrecked her body got from pregnancy
>>86685683
I learned on Reddit yesterday that Karlie Kloss is 6'2"
>>86687780
Jill yourself roastie.
>>86685929
Are you a fucking idiot? Sometimes a stretch is made from vagina all the way to the rectum.