/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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Oh no.

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>>86675862

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>>86675893
fixed

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She'll be back next week, right?

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>>86675908
we're not gonna talk about tea

>>86675945
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>86675935
I hope Tammy survives

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>>86675945
tea for two and two for tea

>>86675968
so meta

>guy does drugs
>has 2 gfs
>then he shoots himself in the woods
bravo lynch... ?

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This is the Jones family. Say something nice about them.

>>86675959
She's an okay character but she's certainly not as charismatic like Gordan and Albert.

Don't mind what happens to her desu

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Okay, this is really bothering me. Are Tim Roth and JJL's characters supposed to be a Tarantino reference?
>Tarantino actors
>Tarantino dialogue
>Eat and discuss burgers
>Talk about bullshit
>Brutal murderers
> "I love you, _____." "I love you, _____."
Thing is, I never thought Lynch would be a Tarantino fan. Could he be making fun of his dialogue? Seriously, the similarities seem to be too much for me.
I know Tarantino has had unkind words about Lynch in the past

>>86676016

You've got a lot of kidza!

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>>86676016
PLURAL?!

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based freddie

>>86676016
She is fat enough to survive without food and water for a month

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Sarah Palmer had Jumping Man nose last week.

>>86675893
Why'd the kill Obama?

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David Munch lol

>>86676041
he didn't like fire walk with me because he was a cooper fag and wanted to see a continuation of cooper's

>>86675933
>when you nut but she keeps sucking

>>86676016
KID-ZA? KID-ZA! WILSOOOOOONNNN

>>86676109
there's a PHILIP JEFFRIES in the PERCOLATOR

>>86676095
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH



>>86676109

OH MY GOD

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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who got BTFO'd more thoroughly? new Bowie footage fags or Vedderfags?

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>no naomi watts wife

>>86676109
ARE YOU THE TEA?!

>>86676063

Blind woman is credited as Naido though

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>>86676098

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>>86676152

True suffering

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>Hawk... I'm dying... I'm scared

>>86676041
>Okay, this is really bothering me. Are Tim Roth and JJL's characters supposed to be a Tarantino reference?
gee ya think

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>>86676098
electricity

>>86675876
That mourning for the Log Lady´s death scene is one of the most subtle, emotional moments ever seen in tv. That slow fade of Hawk followed by the woods is devastating and gorgeous at the same time. It perfectly captures the pain and sadness in front of inevitability. And it´s a rare moment where Lynch go back to his The Straight Story sensibilities (I know that it wasn´t a personal project for him, but wathever). Amazing kino and best Twin Peaks moment for me.

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>>86676016
?????????????

>>86676184
yeah but unironically what did Lynch mean by this?

>>86676208
He's still mad about Tarantino shitting on FWWM.
>After I saw Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me at Cannes, David Lynch had disappeared so far up his own ass that I have no desire to see another David Lynch movie until I hear something different. And you know, I loved him. I loved him.

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ITT: We talk about Judy.

>>86676199
judy

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There is far too much talk about you-know-what

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>>86676198

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>>86676176
?

Judy posting kinda destroyed Jeffries scene for me, I was caught off guard when they actually talked about Judy, had a laugh.
The same happened with James, Lynch is shitposter.

>>86676292
AYUDAME

>>86676273
You seemed ready, Jeffries. You seemed ready to talk about her. When you was a kettle- remember? It happened above the convenience store last episode

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>>86676176
WE'RE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT RUBY

>>86676198
What's the song name they played.

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Friendly reminder that vegans are the key to all of this

>>86676199
It's not about the bunnies.

>>Good Jeffries in the light
>>Dark JEffries in the kettle
>>this was the last time they didn't speak about judy

Kino, I didn't realize the significance nor the symbolism

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>>86675959

>>86676322
Sharp Dressed Man by ZZ Top

>>86676353
wha

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>>86676198
Goodnight, Margaret.
>hangs up
Goodbye, Margaret.
>that next scene when Sheriff Truman takes off his hat

>>86676307
The meme made the experience better if anything.
Seeing them finally talk about Judy was amazing.

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Then who was phone?

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>>86676359
LEO

>>86676322
You need to be 18 to post here

>>86676041
Twin peaks parodies a lot of popculture phenomenons. Tarantino-dialogue might be a bit outdated reference but could also be a poke at him for all the stuff he said about FWWM

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>>86676383
MIKE

>>86676383
>>86676405
HE IS BOB
EAGER FOR FUN
HE WEARS A SMILE
EVERYBODY RUN

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;_;

>>86676378
>that scene when Sheriff Truman browses fish pictures in a completely dark room

>>86676198
And it's nog the first moment like this. The Return at its highest points has displayed a pure and sincere love for the characters and the world of Twin Peaks. Dougie's story is one example, the relationship between Cole and Albert, another and last night as well with both Ed's redemption and The Log lady's departure. That they said in Loving memory of the character symbolizes how utterly dependent the show has always been on the blending between the characters and the irl people.

idiots who thought Bowie would have new scenes can apologise now

>>86676483
Why didn't Lynch film Bowie? He was still alive at that time

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>>86676529
He was still alive and busy working on his own masterpiece.

>>86676529
He was probably too sick and wanted to spend all his remaining time with his family.

>>86676529
supposedly he was scheduled to shoot but had to cancel last minute

that ending scene with the girl screaming leading into the credits was fucking amazing

one of the best roadhouse scenes so far

>>86676556
He was in a music video so he could act

>>86676198
>>86676378
>>86676287
>>86676378

The feels, my fellow anons, the feels. I can´t stop thinking about her phone conversations with Hawk. Rest in peace, Catherine E. Coulson.

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>>86676287
>>86676198
On top of it all, the episode is dedicated to margaret lanterman. not the actress this time, the log lady's character herself. this was for her. it hurts bros.

>>86676581
He didn't have much time left anon.
He was working on his own masterpiece.

>>86676016
are they mormons?

>>86676609
I like Reality best
Am I a pleb?

>>86676640
Not my favorite but I like that album too.

What's your favorite song? I like Never Got Old.

>>86676658
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole not in New York

>>86676199
Merkel?

>>86676465
Word.

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try to speed out this scene.
there a lot of voices, as if it was crowded area

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I wish all the episodes were like the last one. It was amazing, and reminded me why I loved the show so much. I complained about the pacing of the show before, but this episode was dense. from wall to wall, every second mattered, and was entertaining. It may have gotten a little fanservicy at points, but it all felt so right and emotional.

10/10. A silver lining to this otherwise disappointing season.

>Leaping Lad
>talking about Judy
>Cooper getting his mind back in episode 15
was this /ourepisode/?

Norma confirmed as undisputed best girl

>>86676837
Well, it seems like you've been properly lynched. That's alright.

>>86677014
"Lynched" will never be funny. No matter what level of irony you think you're on.

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What the hell David

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>>86676793
also if you speed up this scene, there is some kind of opera going on

>>86677039
lynched

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Could somebody please teach me how to shovel my way out of the shit like Nadine?

>>86676940
My favorite episode so far.

>>86677039
LYNCHED

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>tfw david lunch made judy memes real
B R A V O

>>86676940
Will Cooper really get his mind back? I thought the doppelganger needed to die first.
I hope he get enough sense to not be completely brain dead though.

>Dale Cooper as he once was will never come back
>It will never be told what happened that night between the Doppelganger and Diane
>You will leave this show with nothing but questions

>>86677039
No matter what you say, HA HA LYNCHED would always be one of the first replies you'll get to this kind of post.

>>86677043
>can use monica bellucci's real name, but not Catherine E. Coulson

>>86676727
that's a cover in case you didn't know, and if you haven't heard the album it's from, you gotta. It's GOAT

>>86677039
ahahaha
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>>86677089
there was a episode dedicated to her already you dunce

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>>86677062

Get on all fours and you find that potato!

>>86677087
I know. It's just blind meme spewing. The thing /tv/ is most known for. I just want to remind everyone that they're not funny.

>>86677142
D

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ahahaha

>>86677090
Well now
Thank you

Somebody record 'LYNCHED' in backward speaking with some laugh.

OH MR JEFFRIES THE STEAM IT COMES OUT OF MY ASS

>Who's Judy?
Is Booper /ourguy/?

>>86677142
Anytime you say AH HA LYNCHED meme is bad/not funny/not legit criticism you will always get a LYNCHED in reply/ Don't fight it dude, embrace it
see >>86677170

Went from hating the Audrey scene
Then curious
Now hate it again

>>86677238
Yes, he's the only one asking the important questions.

>>86677259
What about Charlie?

>>86677243
I'm not fighting anything. I'm telling you it's not funny. Knowing full well what your response will be. Seeing as how you're going to meme spew regardless, what incentive do I have not to tell you that you're unfunny? And honestly a little bit embarrassing to be around.

Your little joke sucks.

>>86677343
LYNCHED

>>86677252
Audrey's scene is hilarious.

>>86677343
L Y N C H E D

>>86677312
What about him?

WHO THE FUCK IS JUDY

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>>86676793
>>86677047
i knew i wont get (you)s for those, should have stick with german audio porn actress portfolio.

>>86677238
So it's been established that we can start talking about Judy?

>>86677252
It's like there's something completely eerie and impressive about this couple fighting but Audrey can't act for shit so it runs the whole thing. It's not about the imaginary cuckolding or the normal sized midget or fighting about stupid shit, or that it ruins the whole pace of the episode. No, it's her shit acting.

>>86677404
monkey

>>86677343
FROSTED

>>86677343
L Y N C H E D
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What if Booper is the real Cooper?

>>86677383
>>86677357
>>86677463
Hang on a sec. Wasn't the lynched meme meant to attack criticism against the show? Now you're using it to attack criticism against the meme? Doesn't that seem a bit self-important? Your precious meme is just as important to defend as the show?

>>86677480
he is

dougie is the doppelganger

>>86677492
LYNCHED

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>>86677492

>>86677492
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Who do you think that is there?

Pay attention to how explicit Charlie is telling what he's doing

I just wanna say that I'm really happy that Big Ed and Norma finally happened.
Thank you, Frost. Because I know Lynch couldn't give less of a shit about this.

>>86677492

Man relax the autism seriously

>>86677574
Yeah, I can just imagine them in the storyboard room and Frost is giggling over it and Lynch is like "Fine. Yeah. Whatever."

So is he B O B's son?

>>86677492
I believe it's called trolling

>>86677616
nope

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is charlie /ourguy/ ?

>>86675992

Well, he probably killed Shelly; so, y'know. 1 gf.

>>86677603
I'm just saying, the rules of the joke are a little sketch. If you just use it in every situation, then what is the joke even about anymore?

>>86677622
They might think they're trolling, but they don't understand that I've already considered that fact, and I simply don't believe it matters. The joke isn't funny regardless.

>>86677639
I unironically love Charlie.

>>86677664
killed her when?

>>86677556
Is he a psychologist performing a hypnotherapy on her?

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How did you react?

>>86677748
Literally lost my shit, not even joking

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Who was in the wrong?

>>86676439

Fuckin' big Ed finally got what's comin' to him.

Loved it.

GET GORDON COLE

>>86677748
can't see shit
what is it?

>>86677748

HELLO, FRENLO :^)

>>86677639
Charlie>>>>Mike Anderson
FACT

>>86677728
I've been saying this since episode 13 with the "end your story here" shit.

>>86676337
Began :DDD

>>86677771

Her friend for being late

>>86677748
I jumped for joy

>>86677794
Sarah "Frenlo" Palmer, aka "Jumping Lass"

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>>86676236
>>86676041
>>86676184
>>86676102
is the dougie plot made specifically to wind up the foot goblin?

>>86677203
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0uJqCHP5En9

>>86677828
He was enjoying his chocolate cake.

>>86677343

God, you are so fucking LYNCHED, it hurts.

>>86677840
Where is the Jumping Man Poster anyway? Love that anon

Is Audrey still in a coma?

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>>86676095

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>>86677846
Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYOXAhd-HQQ

>it actually happened

>>86677748
Not as excited as I reacted when they talked about Judy

>>86677706

Before he went out to the woods.

He said "he did it." and his gf said he was high when it "did it."

He either killed Shelly, or someone else in that trailer. My money is on Shelly.

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>>86677880
I'd guess so. Or else she's doing therapy and Billy and Charlie are the same guy.

>>86677916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeJeOIFTqAg

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Guess he won't be getting anymore lifts.

>>86677926
You mean Becky?

>>86677926
Shelly was in the diner with Big Ed and Norma. He plugged Shelly's daughter.

>>86677926
we saw shelly in double r shes fine mate, maybe he shot a random nobody in the woods like bobby did

>>86677871
>No new IP
Are you this desperate for my attention? You're already posting in the thread, but it wasn't enough for you was it? You just needed my love that bad.
Nice reddit spacing, loser.

>>86677970

Ahhh, he's got plenty of tread left.

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tfw no more dougie scenes

>>86677970
is this the guy playing Dave Grohl?

>>86677986

>doesn't understand what reddit spacing is.
>doesn't even know how LYNCHED he is.

omg

>>86677970
Literally who is that?

>>86677847
Perfect

>>86677970
I... who?

>>86678035
The guy who was riding with Harry Dean Stanton in the van in that one episode.

>>86677975

Ahh, fuck. Yeah. No. Of course Becky.

>>86678035
Linda's husband.

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>>86678035
>>86678063
Mickey

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This entire episode was amazing,
When mr c was telling
>WHO IS JUDY?
I just imagined him waiting 25 years for answers like we did

>tfw after the conclusion of the return lynch creates a twin peaks extended universe in which eyeless lady, chad, Billy, James and one punch bruv join forces to create the new justice league
You heard it here first

>>86678084
Oh wow. That's some love for kool-aid.

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>>86676837
>to this otherwise disappointing season.
wrong.

>>86678084
>>86678080
>>86678065
Ah

>>86678112
tbf he looks like a half nigger at the least, that fucking nose is a dead giveaway

>>86678011
My heart fucking skipped a beat here.

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>>86677701
KYLE'D

OFF COMES THE COAT

>>86678011
All the Emmy's

>>86678133
I had a friend like that for a while. He was pretty irresponsible and he has a 2 year old kid now. He's in a pretty dark place at the moment but the fucker earned it.

>>86678173

It's already late, and I'm so tired.

>>86677373
Thats it i'm taking off my coat!

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this is david bowie, say something nice to him.

>>86678034
You're reddit spacing right now.
Let me guess what Lynched actually mean. It's the act of being irreverent for the sake of irreverence. That's why it doesn't matter what I respond. Once I'm Lynched, there's no getting out.

>>86675876
After watching ep. 15 I'm convinced of 2 things
>vedderposters are right but only half right
>David lynch literally browses /tv/
WHO'S JUDY? WHO'S JUDY?

>>86678102
Add Nadine and the golden shovel to the list.

>>86678193
*sleepy

>>86678213
vedderposters got BTFO hard tonight though

>>86678193
the man just wants some rest

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what did she mean by this?

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:^)

>>86678210

And yet you keep responding!

That's how LYNCHED you are, my man.

>>86678011
I love the change in his eyes. I was so used to his stupid autist face like he just woke up.

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>>86678264

>>86678264
Audrey... it's late
please sit and calm down

>>86678102
>their arch nemesis is jumping man
I'll buy 50 subscriptions

>>86678213
>David lynch literally browses /tv/
The entire season was completed before it started airing, so he probably used some weird voodoo magic (possibly tied to that Transcendental Meditation thing he's always going on about) to see the memes of the future.

What the FUCK was with that poo in loo at the end?

>>86678296
I'm so sleepy

>>86678321
He literally said that thanks to the digital editing he's able to make changes even hour before the airing.

>>86677039

And you'll always be an idiot no matter how smart you think you are.

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>>86678321

I can actually believe that

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Off topic question. Why are webms on 4chan without sound? I'm from different imageboards ant this seems strange to me. Is this because people post screamers or something?

>>86678288
Like I said before. I have zero incentive *not* to respond. The more you meme spew, the more opportunities I have to remind you how unfunny you are. It doesn't matter how many layers of irony you're on. It doesn't matter if you think you're trolling.(which is just low level irony) This line will never be funny.

>>86678389
because moot was shit when he added them and the new guy never added it either

its bullshit

>>86678389
Nah, Moot and Hiro are just fucking retarded.

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>>86678340
>starts crawling like Cooper
>strobe lights start going off
>starts screaming like she's being electrocuted

>Judy
>Just You
>Gordon's hug hoverhand
>Jumping Man
>One Punch Man
All these /tpg/ memes explicitly acknowledged on the show. Lynch is playing us like a damn fiddle.

>>86678389
Moot willed it that way, for no good reason. Seriosuly, half of the shit Moot did was never explained or justified. He just did stuff. Same with the new administration. No reason or justification. Just rolling along without a care.

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>>86677639

What anyone else surprised to see Charlie standing at normal height?! I thought he was a fucking midget all this time.

>>86678411

Okay. For real. You don't like a meme. Good for you.

Do you want a cookie or something? Nobody cares what you think about jokes.

>>86678477
>implying Lynch isn't shitposting in /tpg/ himself

He's a judyposter, I can feel it

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>>86678269

>>86676016
Which ones are the parents? The adults look too old to have kids that young.

So with 3 episodes left What sub plots are going to be left unresolved.
>Red and the drug that makes people itch
>Jerry in the woods
>The women who works at the hotel
>The buzzing noise
>Audrey
>Coop finding Laura

>>86676577
i didnt get it

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w i f e ?

>>86678368
It's real 2002 Davidlynch.com fan ass kisser bullshit, I am sure LYNCHED faggots never even saw any Lynch movies in theaters on their initial run.

>>86678508
Clearly you guys care enough to remind me that I'm being Lynched.

He had James sing the song again. He talked about Judy. He even brought back Jumping Man. Is David Lynch seriously reading these threads?

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What does Japan think about The Return?

>>86678502
He was obviously on stilts

>>86678539
all plots except the restoration of coop because season 4 is happening

>>86678553
how can one be so LYNCHED

>>86678500
this. it's bullshit. literally no reason for not having sound webms here. mad.

>>86678538
The two on the left, and that's why they have autism.

>>86678553

>people who think a meme is funny like posting it

No shit. Is it your first day or something?

>>86678539
>>Jerry in the woods
>getting resolved
He's a fucking goner, man.

>>86678571
He's 5'4".

>>86678541
According to sonny jim

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>>86678411
i've never seen someone so lynched before

*monkey noises*

>>86678539
>>86678597
Jerry is the key to all of this

>>86677084
I'm leaving this thread with a question.

WHO IS JUDY

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I want to see more of these guys, even though their arc is basically finished. I really love 'em.

>>86678620
*monkey noises*

>>86678647
*monkey noises*

>>86678636
I hope Lynch kills 90% of the characters off before the end, there's no reason for anyone to make it out alive

>>86678660

SHUT UP!

>>86678660
>>86678647
>>86678620
SHUT THE FUCK UP

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friendly reminder about one thousand pictures of Sheryl Lee
https://mega.nz/#!hSAmVJII!y7e62KgfUz68hDXbB8iRy2LTWRd-kUkFQ52ttee78sM

>>86676439
To be quite honest with you lads I felt Nadine just throwing her marriage in the trash to be nice was a bit of a Deus Ex Machina if you catch my drift.
It felt rushed and cheap.

>>86678660
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>86678678
SHUT UP
>>86678680
>>86678702
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>86677970
Does he have Down Syndrome?

>>86678579
>>86678619
Unfunny and incredibly repetitive. This is kind of almost beginning to become old.

>>86678594
How do you think 4chan works? You post a meme, and then everyone chuckles at it, before going about their business? You've never had anyone tell you that a meme is unfunny before?

>>86678694
She's shoveling herself out of the shit

the black runs at night

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>>86678760
>being this lynched

>>86678760

I'll tell you what I haven't seen before.


Anyone as LYNCHED as you. :^)

Room above the convenience store reference dr who

A FUCKING KETTLE
>OOH MR JEFFERIES, THE STEAM, IT COME OUTTA MY SPOUT

>>86678827
HE'S DEAD

>>86678847
a fucking kettle
a fucking branch

what else will daddy david give us?

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>inb4 Coop has already "met" Judy because she was the fish that dopple-Jeffries put inside himself (Pete's percolator)

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Did you guys notice that Jeany disappeared as Dougie zap himself? Notice that she should be besides the white door

>>86678847
jej

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RIP Dougie ;_;

>>86678893
F

>>86678060
tbqh I liked that it didn't turn into the old "bikers gonna rape you"-meme

>>86678793
>>86678806
More to the point of thread. This season has really been disappointing, wouldn't you agree? No wait, of course you wouldn't. You think saying "Lynched" passes as humor. Of course you eat up the garbage.

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>>86678502
>normal height

manlet detected

>>86678947
L
Y
N
C
H
E
D

>>86678947
HAHA
L Y N C H E D

>>86678947
Explain how its "garbage"

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Twin Peaks: The Return is my favourite anime series.

>>86678539

Whats "the woman who works at the hotel"

>>86678947
>This season has really been disappointing

The season is only disappointing if you specifically look at it within the framework of what Twin Peaks was in the 1990's. It's been 25 years -- expecting an artist to stay within that mould is incredibly constricting, and frankly, unfair. The new season is exciting and fascinating, and generally closer in tone to something like Eraserhead meets Fire Walk With Me, which is just spectacular.

Besides, we know that there's going to be a real season 3 after this. There's a reason it's called 'the return'.

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>>86678947

>>86678947
Sounds like you've already made up your mind about the show, and the people who enjoy it, exactly like LYNCHED posters.

You just don't have a meme.

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The guy doing Jeffries' voice is shit.

>>86679012
the original show was great because it was innovative at the time. the return is great for the same reason. there isn't anything else on TV like it right now.

also there's no season 4

>>86678132
Come on

Audrey's reintro was the fucking worst

>>86679042
why they are so black in season3?

>>86679012
>expecting an artist to stay within that mould is incredibly constricting
Expecting characters to not change over the years is incredibly retarded as well.

I love this season, it makes all the characters feel like real people that real things really happened to over time.

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>>86679061
>also there's no season 4

>>86678947
LYNCHED
YNCHEDL
NCHEDLY
CHEDLYN
HEDLYNC
EDLYNCH
DLYNCHE

>>86677444
Carrie Page?

>>86677082
>one of you needs to die
>dougie sticks fork in outlet
>clinically dead then resuscitated
>???

>>86678998
The one who was flirting when Ben and her wife had cancer.

>>86678973
The spoiler tag was refreshing at least. I knew what it was going to say. But being the skeptic I am, I allowed a small amount of doubt to enter. "What if it doesn't say 'Lynched'?" I asked myself. Then i hovered my cursor over the black box, and the text was revealed. "Lyched" it spelled in all caps. Each letter spaced by a single space. I felt a small jolt of excitement, as the uncertainty of doubt was rewarded. Thank you. For I have been thoroughly Lynched.

But I'm still not humored by it.

>>86678987
I've wrote many paragraphs in previous threads. Sorry but I don't have the energy in me to write it up all again. The summary of it all, is that the show's absolutely atrocious pacing ruins otherwise amazing material.

>>86679038
What do you mean I've "made up my mind"? When a good episode came. I praised it. I rated the latest episode a 10/10. When it's good, it's great. Unfortunately, the show hasn't been good.

>>86679074
Because it's 2017, white boy.

NEW

>>86679148
>>86679148
>>86679148

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>>86679134
>The spoiler tag was refreshing at least. I knew what it was going to say. But being the skeptic I am, I allowed a small amount of doubt to enter. "What if it doesn't say 'Lynched'?" I asked myself. Then i hovered my cursor over the black box, and the text was revealed. "Lyched" it spelled in all caps. Each letter spaced by a single space. I felt a small jolt of excitement, as the uncertainty of doubt was rewarded. Thank you. For I have been thoroughly Lynched.

holy shit

>>86679064
Literally fuck off, Charlie is god-tier.

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>>86678947
PURE IDEOLOGY

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>>86675876

>>86679134
ahahaha
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D

>>86679130
That's too literal. I think one has to die, because the essence of Cooper has been split. The crazy outlaw Cooper got the ration and reason. While the Dougie Cooper got the emotion and impulse.

>>86679064
That whole episode was the worst, but it was still perfect and necessary and hilarious.

>>86679130
>Mike has been goading dougie into killing himself the whole time (the cherry pie)

>>86678694
>rushed
>took some 50 or so years
I guess I see your point, but I found the payoff to be crazy good

>>86679134
You write like a slightly overweight 30 year old.

>>86676167
Good one

Russian anon here
I've seen the screenshot of Episode descriptions and fortunately I didn't read them and had wisdom to look away
They are real. They are fucking real. And I'm glad that I didn't read them. Neither should you.
If you think that they are not real, then you are retarded. It's the same as if Netflix or Showtime or whatever other streaming service would put up whole brief episode descriptions upfront.
Our streaming industry is quite new and I think that we got retards sitting in Amediateka ofiices if they actually had the balls to post all that info for their subscribers.

I'm fucking out of these threads, and I advise you to do the same

Will proof that I'm Russian if anybody cares if that will help me to convince more damned souls not to spoil the show for them

кaкиe жe блядь хyecocы в aмeдиaтeкe cидят, пиздeц
тyт pyccкиe aнoны cидят? кaкoгo хyя тyт тaкиe cпoйлepы?

>>86679323
pyccким нихyя дoвepить нeльзя (я caм pyccкий)

>>86678694
Walt, what? There were several episodes of setup, and she might be with Jacoby now. It was the exact opposite of rushed.

>>86679323
Дa epyндa этo. Кoнeчнo нeхopoшo, чтo тaк пoлyчилocь, и нa aмeдиaтeкe пидopacы cидят, нo cпoйлepы нe cмepтeльныe.

So now that there's an implied evil coop connection, does that confirm Audrey being trapped in pocket dimension kind of like the dimension the convenience/Phillip Jeffries store inhabits?

>>86679134
The show's pacing is incredible. You get a sense of time passes. David Lynch is getting old. Everyone involved with the show is dead, dying, or getting close. The slow pace is essential for getting this theme to work. And never knowing when something will lead to something is revolutionary for keeping the audience surprised.

>>86679281
I think more scenes of Ed being lonely/rejected by both women spread throughout the season would have made it better. It seemed kind of tacked on.

>>86679323
They're real, but they tell you literally nothing anyway.
Twin Peaks isn't a show you can spoil.

>>86679323
Peбятa в aмeдиa дyмaют, чтo этo cepиaл пpo бepeмeнных пo пepвoмy кaнaлy, видимo. Boт тaкaя y нac мeнтaльнocть

>>86679388
>Be married 40-50 years
>DUDE SHOVELS
>Ok I don't care anymore lmao

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>Miguel Ferrer (dead) is one of the main characters this season
>Log Lady basically dies IRL on camera
>Bowie was on board but got too sick
>Doc Hayward (also dead) even Skyped in for a few minutes

>Michael Ontkean's lazy ass had to have his character written into a deathbed because he refused to get off the Hawaiian beach

Fuck Harry man

Does the movie Dougie was watching actually has a character named Gordon Cole or was it a dub?

>>86679475
dude, come on

>>86679475
Movie name - Sunset Drive.

>>86679179
>>86679226
Alright, so now that the thread reached the bump limit, it is time to count my Lynchings. Let's see... My count is a little sketch, but I think I have 29 Lynchings? Yeah, let's go with 29, give or take. Not bad. I have even more (You)s too. So roughly estimating, about 1/10th of the thread is dedicated to me. Thanks guys.

>>86679474

But Harry's really sick

>>86679523
Why would you respond to trolls, but not me, the person actually having a discussion?

>>86679389
кaкиe нaхyй нecмepтeльныe
я пoмню нeдeли 3 нaзaд cпoйлepнyл ceбe чтo OДPИЧКA вepнeтcя, пoтoмy чтo эти eблaны тyпo вecь эпизoд c нeй (вpoдe 11 нe пoмню) пepecкaзaли блядь
oкeй, дoпycтим им дaли лицyхy нa шoy и дaли oпиcaния вceх эпизoдoв, HO ЗAPAHEE ИХ ПOCTИTЬ БЛЯДЬ HAХУЯ, дaжe вoн шoyтaйм их пocтит тoлькo кoгдa эпизoд в эфиp пycтили, вce лoгичнo, a эти eбacocы вce пpocтo cлили
пиздeц кaк y мeня пepдaк гopит
я eбaл читaть чтo тaм

>>86678132

11/12/13 really hit the breaks on pacing

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>>86675876
ONE PUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!!