he should have been luke cage

>white woman at his feet

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

why does this trigger me so hard?

>>86670265
Rip off of Pam Grier>some dumb white slut any day of the week desu

>>86670265
>not being righteous

>Jessica, shut the fuck up. I know that was you, I ain't even gotta look. I should send your ass back to the Purple Man, with his hot ass mind control powers. Would you like that?

>>86670714
Who saw that coming, uhhh... I mean, who saw where that came fromn

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>>86670008
They could definitely use Black Dynamite dialogue in fucking capeshit. Instead of Luke Cage giving Iron Fist the gay bitch talk about privilege, it could've been something /fun/

Like have Cage walk in on Iron giving Jessica the Fist after much suspicion and says, "I should've known it was you, zany Danny. I'm gonna give you one /marvel/ous ass-whoopin." Then Iron tries to regain his composure and explain, "Luke Cage... There's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this." Luke Cage slowly crosses his arms, waiting. Then Iron Fist suddenly pulls out of Jess and frogleaps over her, his fists glowing with power and his pants down, "SHOWTIME, MOTHERFUCKER."

Then they have one of those fights where they exhaust each other, smile and laugh, and become friends or something.

Would Terry Crews have been a good Luke Cage? I think he would of been able to pull off cheesy 70's dialog

>>86671816
Yea. Screaming about being bulletproof and shit.

>>86671761
get your black hands off the presidential dinnerware you moon cricket.

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>>86672034
that line ruined me

and this dude

>>86672361
>tfw white and i drink malt liquor

When are we gonna get a sequel or a third season of the tv series, fucking adult swim canceling it, its probably the best looking show to ever be on adult swim.

>>86672510
i dont think we ever will.

>>86671816
him yelling sweet christmas would be perfect