Canoe Preston edition
previous >>86668301
AAAAAAAAAA
SAVE ME GREYWORM
agghh...
>>86669868
stupidest fucking OP image of any /got/ general yet
>>86669868
AARGGGH SAVE ME MULAN
>you don't look like your father, must take after your mother
dabid
dabid read the first book again
>>86669868
First for Wight Supremacy!
>>86669868
> A gravely injured Euron laughs before he’s dying, telling them that they are all fucked.
>>86669903
fuck off summerfag
>the golden company appears at the last moment a la the knigths of the vale to save the day
>it's led by the one and only rightful king
>>86669885
I don't think anything in the show pisses me off more than this.
Please tell me this doesn't happen in the books?
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS!
Arya, you're at a 13 right now, i'ma need you to bring it down to like, a 7.
>mfw the hole in the dragon's neck will heal
>mfw it will breath blue fire for some reason
DABID
LAUNCHING
maesters - king aegon's private dragon is shot down by protesters w/ ballista after he makes them fight for food. w/ wildfire. and stole the ccoronation the bravos braavoosi stole the iron banks money westerosi iron bankers rhllorist empire axis o f evil
>>86669917
What's Sibel up to?
>>86669997
playing with george's fat pink mast
>>86669958
Pleb Night King needed army of zombies to fetch the dragon and make a frostwyrm, based Lich King did it with a swiing of his sword.
...AAAGGGGHH...
Miss me already?
*woof*
*woof*
S8 they should just go full anime, we are already halfway there no point turning back now
>>86670020
>mfw i realize stannis is coming back next season
>>86669939
Selmy is saving Meereen while Dany is off having her liquid shits.
The show (needed to?) killed him off so Tyrion could take his place.
I'm not sure if he's as hyped up in the books though. I thought Sword of Dawn was stronger.
>>86669939
isnt he leading Dannys armies or running the city after she flew away or something? i forgot.
why didn't euron teleport to dragonstone and sack it while it was defenseless.
wratch of the witch king knight's king light king
>>86669939
He's still around.
He even faced off against Drogon in the dragon pit, which was pretty hype.
>>86669958
DRAGON 2 LOCKED ON REQUESTING PERMISSION TO FIRE
>>86670036
The one true King!
>>86670023
W H O
H
O
>>86670044
why didn't theon teleport to winterfell and sack it while it was defenseless
so Dragonstone is only a couple hours flying distance from North of the Wall?
the redpills are being swallowed en masse
read the comments https://youtu.be/qUMGGy8fsHg
Normie uprising
E D M U R E
>>86669885
This still angers and saddens me.
>>86670097
i can't believe edmure stark died at the black wedding
>>86670097
RAD
>>86670023
>not a dragon
>not important
YAAAAS QUEEEN SLAAAAY *applause*
>>86670090
I can't watch any video with Dan's smug dumb face.
AAAGGHHHHH SAVE ME SHIREEEEEEEN
How does law in the seven Kingdoms work?
Assume that Robert fucked a random whore and knocked her up, a year later she gets the child and Robert marries here. Would the child still be a bastard?
>>86669868
Those are some short shorts. He looks like a Slav.
>>86670097
people were asking for an edit with the bolt that bronn hit drogon with a couple of weeks ago but nothing will top that
>>86669868
the chad chuck is really hurting some reaction girls. i've definitely noticed that trend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnyIMN5lRYk
LEAK EPISODE 7 BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>86670164
that's called "making the eight"
>>86670090
>everyone complaining about plot armor
>mfw Cersei does a red wedding next episode
NINE DIMENSIONAL CYVASSE
>>86670164
Yes, the kid is still a bastard.
>>86670090
The conditioning is breaking, normies are waking up
#BoycottGoT when?
>>86670164
Some bastards in history were legitimised after marriage.
Honestly it just depends.
This autistic video might interest you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZTfVpNnRQo
>>86670178
aye
the BOOOOAAAARR, ned
the BOOOOAAAAAAARRR is PREGNANT
I'm crashing this dragon.
No immigrants. Debt free.
>>86670184
That would be hack as fuck rehashing the same shock value for a season finale again. I wouldn't put it past them. But instead of Cersie doing it, it will be NK on Viserion. Dany got over there fast as fuck so I assume he will fly over the wall/melt it all in the span of one episode.
>>86670176
night king really is /ourguy/
>Drogon roared full in her face, his breath hot enough to blister skin. Off to her right Dany heard Barristan Selmy shouting, "Me! Try me. Over here. Me!
>ywn see Barristan the Bold challenge a dragon to a fight
One of the more disappointing changes D7D have made.
>>86670176
Cant wait for normies at that gay bar, fatty with glasses gonna have a coronary
>>86670244
that shot was really kino. I wish they showed more things on the extreme north
the Night is dark and full of fellows
>>86670260
>>86670131
why hasn't anyone ever shot up one of these bars
>>86670097
BASED TULLYBRO HAVE A (YOU)
>>86670179
>>86670190
>>86670213
How does society treat legitimized bastards? Do they call them bastards behind their backs or does everyone fully ignore that they were once bastards?
HONORABLE EDDARD LANNISTER
WHO NAMED YOU, A BOAR WITH A DOTHRAKI HOOOOOOORDE?
>>86670275
this, the scenery looks great
gives off a genuine fantasy vibe
>>86670291
I kek'd
>>86670291
>Do they call them bastards behind their backs
Yes.
>>86669896
I don't really get this joke but it makes me giggle every time.
ok reddit can be funny sometimes
>>86670302
NOT ALL OF THEM, NED
BOOOOOOAR WINE
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOORE WINE
TARGARYENS
>>86670278
>>86670260
>>86670176
Holy shit, Cersei entering an Alliance with the Night Chad would be fucking goat
It would probably save this predictable clusterfuck of a show
>>86670291
Ask Aegon Blackfyre
>>86670324
stop that
>>86670282
No idea, waiting for happening so we can post our reactions
>>86670324
>ever going to w w w dot reddit dot com
>ever
>>86670324
What's the opposite of laughing?
>>86670291
Probably depends on their reputation. If they were like Jon people probably respect them, if they're like Ramsey people continue secretly hating them.
>>86670090
THE CHAIN IS NOT A FUCKING PROBLEM. WE'VE SEEN THEY HAVE STRUCTURES.
I bet Preston is gonna be fucking whining about this aswell. He'll realise half way through a 20 minute rant that it's perfectly plausible and try transitioning to talking about dogs disappearing again.
gordon ramsey bolton
>>86670338
She sort of does.
>>86670291
hehehehehehe
We all know Preston has already made the episode.
Just hurry up you gook fucker.
>>86670090
normie uprising when?
i honestly never expected d&d to face any backlash at all
I really don't know what they're doing with arya
>>86670405
There was backlash against the sneks too, but normies forget these things whenever the next YASS QUEEEEEEEN moment happens.
>>86670291
They're certainly considered less legitimate that trueborns, just think of how flustered Ramsay was when Roose was having a son
>>86670405
if it was that easy to summon Dany and her three dragons, why didn't they just invite to come along in the first place?
why didn't the zombies cross the lake one by one when the ice was thin?
why did King in the North join the trek when the wildlings knew the area as well as he did?
THE HONORABLE EDDARD STARK
RUN MY KINGDOOOOM
>>86670291
William the Conqueror was previously William the Bastard.
the stigma in reality was derived from the church's stance on monogamy with the sin of being conceived out of wedlock being passed onto the child so it must be some similar situation with the seven?
How do you guys pronounce Daenarys? I got a lot of shit from my friends when I said Day-nuh-rees
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1503302946443.webm
where he at?
>even king roach didn't like it
wew it's definitely bad
>>86670404
Preston's videos are interesting but he's better at compiling information than he is at constructing an actual argument.
>>86670431
Threadly reminder that next season Arya kills Jaime when he rides north to fight the undead army with Jon. She takes his face and goes to kings landing to seduce Cersie as Jaime and sticks the dagger through her heart while they're making out. Then reveals her face and finishes her off after edgy speech.
Give me a reason why should I root for Dany next week. Cersei's plan to let the NK curbstomp those cucks looks good to me.
>>86669868
Before people Bitch about Dany getting there so quick please note.
We saw the Time change from Day to Night to Day AT LEAST once.
Now according to google a carrier Pigeon can travel 50 mph/80 kmk with Bursts of speed being higher,and travel up to 1100 miles/1770 Kilometers in a day.
Back in Season 1 Maester Aemon states that they use Raven's because they are Faster,Stronger and can protect themselves.
Now Dragonstone is at best guess 1900 miles from Eastwatch so lets say 1.75 days of non stop travelling for the Raven to get to Dragonstone.
We saw The time go from Day to Night back to Day at least once so it is "possible" then we have to add in Danys flying time back up there but surprise surprise there does not seem to be a consensus on how fast mythical creatures can fly.
Lets say They travel at least 4 times as fast as ravens (originally put 3 but that is wrong) due to their size and let's say Dany took 6 hours to get back to Eastwatch putting our total time at or near a little over 2 days (not including however long it took her to pick out the white outfit she changed into).
So yes D&D attempted to get the "teleporting" right in this episode from what I can tell.
The bigger question is Was the Army of the dead just carrying around those chains for the fuck of it, or does this prove that the NK is a Greenseer like Bran and knew they would be needed.
>>86670465
WHOOOOOOOOOORE
> D&D didn't want to do another full season and the 2 shorter seasons were the final compromise. They signed on to adapt GRRMs books, not complete them
>Can you blame them?
Yes I fucking can they are a part of the biggest show in all the world and the highlight of their career. Rushing everything because they and the actors/crew want to move on to their next project is the biggest piece of lazy and stupid bullshit. This pacing is intolerable
>>86670465
A TARGARYEN WHOOOOOOREEEEEEEE
>>86670517
Seriously, how are images like these made?
....AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH.......
>>86670465
die-neyr-ays
>TFW THERES NO TIME
>>86670458
Been away a little white and I'm glad to see this autist is devolving into abstract art
>>86670465
den-erries
>>86670465
Dan ear eez
>>86669905
What does Jon look like Rhaegar?
>>86670538
Why did he go down like a bitch?
Does anyone else think night chad looks suspiciously like bran
>>86670538
to jump on the fucking horse? what?
>>86670465
Deez nuts
>>86670558
He should have allahu akbar'd
>>86670257
Not to mention the fact that Dany actually did something in that scene in the books (grabbed the whip and bent her rampaging dragon progeny to her will.) It was the culmination of her whole Meereen storyline--getting bogged down trying to bring peace and a higher quality of life to a rotten land, before ultimately embracing her Targaryen legacy as a conqueror. In the show Drogon basically just magically knew she was in danger and came to save her, and the cgi looked like shit. God this show is trash
>>86670489
there is no possibility they were on that stupid fucking rock for more than one night because they all would have frozen to death
WAKE UP THREE TIMES A NIGHT TO PISS IN A DAMN BUCKET
WIIIIINEEEEEEEEE
Why could the wights not just swim towards the rock. Not like they can drown or freeze.Nobody can drown or freeze in this world apparently.
BRING ME MOOORE WINEEEEE
>>86670465
the nay rees
>>86670405
Some of this stuff is forgivable in my eyes, like anything to do with fast travel.
What's completely fucking unacceptable is how they butchered some characters as soon as they ran out of source material from the book.
>>86670610
>>86670597
how did we go from this
>>86670630
Wat?
>>86670609
I thought the show had mentioned the "dead things in the water" line, did they not?
So jon should have died like 3 minutes after he fell in the lake right
WAKE UP IN A BREASTPLATE STRETCHER TO RUN MY KINGDOM IN A DAMN BOOOOOOAAAAAR
FAT, IS IT?
>>86670597
>>86670610
>>86670630
to this
you guys sure spend a lot of words on a show you supposedly hate
What are some characters the show did better than the book? I can only think of Bronn
>>86670465
Duh-neh-ris
>>86670438
>why didn't the zombies cross the lake one by one when the ice was thin?
HAHAHA 1 V 8 AT A TIME??? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DUMB CUNT? WHAT A BATTLE!
>>86670652
BOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
Name 1 (one) character who could beat him.
Protip:you can't
>>86670554
no jon is described as looking the most like ned, who everyone thinks is his daddy
>>86670630
>>86670650
IS THIS HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR KING
>>86670646
yes but
time is convoluted
>>86670622
They were butchering characters when they had tons of material, look at what they did to Robb. And they cut out tons of material, and while some of that makes sense other times it is just stupid pandering.
>>86670646
Proof that wights are fine in water, he should be the NK.
seriously wtf happened to ghost? mad he wasn't involved this ep at all.
>>86670652
HATE? HATE IS IT? IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR WHOOOOOOORE?
>>86670676
>you're the fastest
>>86670690
ghost is dead
ramsuy bolton killed he
>>86670652
hey reddit
>>86670646
well to be fair we don't know how his undeath works
>>86670671
that actually would have worked with the numbers they had and making them expend energy in the middle of ice hell
what triggers me most in this show isnt all the stupid plotholes but that sometimes when someones throat is cut its an instagib and sometimes its a realistic slow death
>>86670610
There's no more wine.
>>86670690
Hiding from the budget at Winterfell
>not throwing the spear at the stationary dragon literally 50 feet in front of you carrying all the enemies that can potentially ruin your plans for the future
>>86670643
5 seconds in water that cold leaves you more likely than not to die.
3 minutes should have killed him twice from the cold and once more from suffocating. Yet he then proceeds to climb out with his bare hands, get up and walk around a bit, then ride a horse a hundred miles still in his sopping wet fur clothing which should have probably frozen into a solid suit of ice.
That's like 10 deaths worth of damage minimum.
>>86670023
>To me, Ghost!
>>86669868
>tfw the dude is freeballing
>>86670652
>love the first 4 seasons
>love the books
>show declines in quality but seems to be the only way to know how the story ends
>waaah don't insult GOT
>>86670706
>Dabid refers to Benji as "Coldhands" in the behind the scenes
What the fuck? I thought George said they were different characters
>>86670652
>>86670721
IS THAT WHAT PREGNANT MEANS?
GO GET THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER.
>>86670676
Sansa will beat him off and bring the houses of Stark and Baratheon together, instead of that goblin.
HONOR IS IT? DO YOU THINK HONOR HOLDS THE SEVEN KINGDOMS TOGETHER?
ITS WINE, WINE AND WHOOOOOOOREEEEEEES
>>86670487
>that tweet
Pretty good. Also Twitter now doesn't work at all for me if I won't sign in, app or browser. Fucking cancer
>>86670646
Fuck that was meant for
>>86670734
how'd they attach the chains to the dragon if they don't like the water for whatever reason?
THE WHOOORREEE!!!
>>86670734
jon is already dead
he died when he burned his hand
So what's eating this Targ-boi?
>>86670652
the classic "why do you even care" defence
With all the shots of Sandor being petrified of fire they eventually have to have a scene where he gets over it, right?
>>86670730
just turn your brain off lmao
Give me literally one fucking legitimate reason for the night king to throw his spear at the less important flying dragon instead of the one sitting perfectly still on the ground with all of the main characters on it other than "le plot". God the show has dipped in quality this season.
>>86670734
Yes but we're talking about wights here, Jon included.
>>86670730
night king knows about plot armor
no matter how many times he threw it at drogon he would have missed or jorah would have swatted it away or some shit
>>86670706
lol
>>86670690
>>86670723
what if the reason he reacted this way is because arya is actually a faceless man impersonating her
>>86669885
Dumb and Dumber? You love that huh? Yeah it's real clever. Only it's one of the oldest shit sayings on YouTube. I think you should all stop watching GOT. Honestly just stop. You don't even know who Dumb and Dumber, as you call them, are. Tired of hearing this bullshit. It's one of the best shows in history. He killed like 14 guys in close quarters with a long sword at age 70. I think it showed exactly how beastly he was and pretty realistic. Yeah it sucks he died but alot of people die on GOT. Get over it. GRRM is not God or the best writer ever you do know that right? He's also not a screen writer. One of dumb and Dumber as you call them is actually one of the best dialog/monolog writers in Hollywood. They know what they're doing. You can't keep every fuckin character for christ sake. He was old. He went out like a champ. And did it doing something he loved. What's the problem honestly? How long would you like him to be on the show? He's an old man. Not every death had to have some insane meaning or something. That's not how it works in real life. He put himself in a situation he couldn't get out of and it happened because it was his duty. End of discussion. I'd love to see some of your kids write a screenplay or just some dialog even. I'm sure it would be amazing. Lol
>>86670709
No it wouldn't, They could even take shifts.
Look how long they lasted againts a full army. There is zero merit to your suggestion I'm sorry.
>>86670761
you sure like robert baratheonpost ur favourite one
>>86670730
He is a classic James Bond villain at this point.
>>86670809
the whoooooooooooooooooooooore
>>86670809
>this season
>>86670730
>>86670800
>>86670811
>Throw Javelin at the grounded dragon.
>Maybe have 30 seconds before the flying dragons come to roast your ass.
Or
>Take down one flying dragon.
>The grounded dragon can't do shit, while you ready your javelin for the second flying dragon.
You guys are so quick to pick the show apart, that you don't think these things through.
>>86670652
why can't people comprehend that it's fun to bitch about things and shit on a shitty show with your fellow haters
especially when so many people think this show is good, makes it funnier
>>86670783
The bad script.
>>86670472
The show is beyond redemption at this point. No need do construct or deconstruct anything. The flaws are obvious.
>>86670781
so how did that fat zombie make it past the wall then? is that more turn your brain off stuff?
>>86670569
It's probably easier to throw a spear like 100m away than it is to throw a toothpick the same distance though.
>>86670822
There is no nuance to this series. Stop.
>>86670730
>kill the stationary dragon that faces off from him
>the flying dragon kills you
>????
>PROFIT!!11!
>>86670809
Drogon was vulnerable and had less of an opportunity to turn on the NK. Viserion was currently roasting his troops. He took down the one that posed an actual threat and was about to scope Drogon until Jon told them to peace.
Where is all this memery about Stannis coming back coming from.Don't toy with my emotions that /ourking/ isn't dead.
what is he trying to convey?
>>86670823
Pasta from when that episode came out I'm guessing?
>>86670809
CHAOSH
Littlefinger is working with him
Reminder that the normeis will love the show again when next episode has a high budget YASS scene like the sept explosion.
>>86670734
Well they had to tear open his furs, they were frozen solid.
But the logical answer is that Jon is already dead and can walk through ice-cold water just like wights can.
That, or it's all a dream.
>>86670868
The same problem happens in his theory videos. I've sat through 20+ minutes of content with no pay off enough times to not bother with them anymore.
>>86670706
>>86670892I keep posting it in the hopes that someone with actual information on season 8 confirms them to be true.In all seriousness, Stephen Dillane is not currently working on anything and thus is available to be contracted for the 2017-2018 filming season.
SOME TARLY BOOOOAAARRRR AT THE BATTLE OF SUMMERWHOOOOOOOORE
MY WHOOOOOOORE TOOK AN ARROW
THIS DUMB HIGHBOOOOOAAAAARR LAD
THINKING HE COULD END THE REBELLION WITH A SINGLE SWING OF HIS WHOOOOOOOOOORE
I KNOCKED HIM DOWN WITH THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER
>>86670827
SURROUNDED BY LANNISTERSprobs this
>>86670324
Whoever wrote that should deserves to get caught by Ramsay, along with those Burlington bar cunts.
>>86670755
Find*
He says "go find the breastplate stretcher, now!"
>>86670526
filters and lens flares
If you're ever feeling down about life, just remember you'll never be as autistic as some of the people in this thread.
>>86670936saved
>>86670873
jon is a fire white walker. they call him 'fire wight". "fight". he's the night's fire's king
>>86670790
something something lord of light
Daily reminder.
Can someone please post the Greg copypasta? It's about the whitewalker who fought Jon in Hardhome
>>86670909
he knows about the weight that he has on his shoulders, knowing that if him, Ned, and Twyin are killed the Weiss and Benioff will ruin the show
>>86670847
Except for the fact that he's immune to fire.
>>86670953
>>86670790
He's going to wield Thoros' fire sword to fight Gregor next episode. Screencap this post, I want to be able to accept your thanks when it happens.
>>86670926
Which ones? Also you he has a rather academic approach to the theory videos so maybe it lacks entertainment value. He got better at that tho and added humor and stuff for normies and plebs.
Guys, I've lost all the "book vs show" image macros, can someone please post them again?
>>86670809
Viserion was burning his army. The Night King doesn't give a shit about the main characters and aren't important to him.
>>86670755
I'm crying laughing, wasn't expecting that
I shouldn't have watched this poorly written mess right after the masterpiece that was Twin Peaks 3x15.
>>86670935
G O D S
I
W A S
S T R O N G
SOME TARLY BOAR AT THE BATTLE OF SUMMERWHOOOOOORE
Gods I was fat then.
>>86671010
>The night king doesn't give a shit about the one who is leading the dragons because LMAO
And yes, he almost certainly knows who Daenerys is.
>It is a beyond the wall scene
>Villainous music starts playing
Can someone explain Arrya/Sansa subplot in this season? I'm not memeing, I geniuenly don't know what is Arryas fucking problem.
>>86671053
if it isnt a forced shitty plotline just to stir shit up, nobody knows
>>86670823
"Bad poosey" begs to differ. Also any Arya dialogue this season shows they're actual shit writers
>>86671006
Is Kit's face permanently stuck like that ?
>>86671010
Why wouldn't they be important? Its not like he's retarded I'm sure he understands they're just going to come back and kill him later. Why not just hold another spear in his other hand to throw it? Or if he can't do that than have spear holder guy stand next to him with another. Its not like the other dragon can't breathe fire either. Its just shitty writing.
Twenty. Good. Men.
Why can't Arya just speak naturally? Holy shit. She was speaking normally even in the Assassin house plot. Now she came back and got all MUH BADASS MONOLOGUE AND [SERIOUS SMUG VOICE]
fucking retard
>>86671101
Who's can of coke?
>>86671137
thoros giantsbane
>>86671133
She obviously can't act. Same goes for Sansa. Shit actors, shit dynamic, shit scene.
>Leaks reference the return of Stannis in season 7
>>86671133
Confront littlefinger's voice in season 1 with his voice in season 2 onward.
Absurd difference.
>>86671137
Maisie
YOUR MOTHER WAS A WHOOOOOOOREEEEEEE
>>86670985
No he's not. He walked through the fire left behind by explosions and dragonfire. But he's never tasted full dragonfire. Even Lannister men survived within proxy range of dragon fire. Only the people that got a full blast melted instantly.
>>86670097
that was A1
>>86670892
It's not memery
>>86671053
She always hated Sansa for being a pretty girly girl, but was also secretly jealous in a way, and when the lannisters started attacking in season 1 Arya ran away and fought tooth and nail for years to escape and survive while Sansa sat on her ass and did nothing, even stupidly and cowardly betraying her own family multiple times. Yet now Sansa sits as the ruler after doing nothing except secretly ruining things, so Arya is more jealous and angry than ever.
>>86671170
We've always seen him put down flames. If he isn't immune to fire, why not attack him in the first place?
>>86671101
That's actually a pretty gangster shot of the cast.
>>86671148
Sophie actually got better while Maisie got worse with every new season.
>>8I hope they fuck
>>86671148
thats the problem. She may be shit, but at least it doesnt sound shit if she isnt trying to being a forced "badass".
Just speak normally, you fucking whore. Even Sansa improved on that.
>>86671154
I dont even remember, he was shit in S1? or after S2?
>>86671170
He rolled through fire when fighting the fooking legend and everybody acted surprised that he didn't get burned. The writing isn't consistent so who knows but the scene is there.
>>86671187
Except that arya's anger for Sansa's role in the death of their father doesn't make any sense as Arya explicitly says (in the books) that she remembers Sansa's scream at the behading. And in the show, she saw the whole cry, shout and faint.
>>86671216
Perfectly normal voice in season 1, EBIL VILLAIN XD from 2 onward. The difference is uncanny.
So exactly how fast is Gendry?
is this the most alpha wight
>>86671184
Explain.
>>86671101
Why does Kit always have the same retarded facial expression? Even in the show he's looking like that 90% of the time.
>>86671191
He permeates some kind of cold air, yes. But that doesn't make him immune to fire. All it means, is that he's colder than standing fire. But dragonfire is a much higher temperature than standing fire.
The reason they don't attack him first, is that the horde of wights were surrounding Jon and the gang. It was a priority to ensure their safety, before going after the Night King.
>>86671246
>no jar
>>86669868
>>86671260
its called acting, sweetie :)
Who was in the wrong here?
>>86671244
At running? Easily outpaces top racing horses with the endurance of a car.
At rowing? Is practically distorting time around him to slow down.
I mean he is a blacksmith afterall so it makes sense he'd be a fast running but a slow rower what with all that arm exercise he gets.
>>86671133
She's always been like that retard. Beric asked her who her god was and she said Death with a stare. This isn't surprising after she's peeled faces off and made people into pie.
Why does Dondarion keep switching from squinting to smiling whenever he talks.
One second, he's smiling, the next, he's scowling.
Annoys me.
>>86671261
>It was a priority to ensure their safety, before going after the Night King.
Why would it be a priority to save those seven morons instead of ending the whole fight right there. Zero threat to the north=can concentrate of cersei=win within a month or so.
>>86671241
Heh, I even forgot he was kind of a good guy on S1.
>>86671244
think about it, then add 30 hours from pic related. The fuckin suicide squad waited the dragons for a fucking week
>>86671218
Huh? We're talking about the Night King.
>>86671207
Bullshit, Sophie is just as awful as she's always been and she's actually the worst in the cast.
>>86671223
Sansa also begged Joff not to let it happen so it's not like she didn't try to do something.
So these Israeli guys (with some education) are reviewing this season and moved their plebby audience towards hate for the series. It's pretty nice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZE4MSJXxLI
Well not really, just if you are sick and want more GoT stuff on YT or whatever.
>>86671293
Because Dany isn't a calculating AI, only thinking about figures. She cares about the well being of Jon and those men.
>>86671280
sweaty
sweaty WHOOOOOOOOOOORE
are there people who legitimately liked stannis?
he was boring as shit and ruined several seasons of the show
>>86671336
Then order two dragons to attack him in the meantime.
>>86671326
Yeah, they can't even remember their own show, let alone the books.
>>86671302
why would a fucking dragon fly at 35-40 mph
that's slow as fuck
>>86671343
WRONG.
>>86671334
>history (((teacher)))
Hmm.
YO MOTHA WAS A DUMB WHOOOOOOOOOORE WITH A FAT ARSE D I D Y E W K N O W T H A T
>>86671281
>>86671304
Ugh sry,
I am tired, I meant Jon.
>>86671343
>reddit spacing
>reddit opinion
you have to go back
>>86671363
Regardless, a raven is unlikely to fly faster than 30km/h
>>86671365
BORING
stannis and dany are the worst characters in the show
>>86671384
>4chan spacing
>4chan opinion
you have to go back
Did Gendry die of exhaustion off-screen or will he show up in the finale?
>>86671371
>le bein ad hominem
Is this show worth getting into at this point? Is it even good?
>>86671326
She's been worse in the earlier seasons. Not saying that she's good but she definitely improved a lot compared to Maisie.
>>86671343
This. Listening to Meli over his own honor doomed him. If the Stannisbros are right and he's resurrected it'll just to be cucked by Jon the real prince that was promised. They need to just mourn him and let it go.
>>86671403
gendry is dead, killed from wounds he took in a boar hunt
>>86671390
nigga, you are fucking dumb
>>86671363
>why would a fucking dragon fly at 35-40 mph
Because they are not Jets? Do you even know how fast birds fly?
What are the interest rates of the Iron Bank?
What is the Westeros policy on automated trading?
At which rate did Jon set the marginal taxes in the North?
>>86671434
What?
The raven had to reach dragostone. It would take days.
>>86671401
>4chan spacing
>2017
Get out of here chantard
>>86669896
>>86669927
>>86669941
>>86670020
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>>86670151
>>86670530
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dHnrH1byNF0>>86670530
>>86671361
>Then order two dragons to attack him in the meantime.
By the time she arrived, the horde was massive, and too close to Jon. One dragon couldn't stop them in time. As the scene plays you, you'll notice that even with 3 dragons blasting shit, wights *still* manage to get close to Jon and his men. So he still ends up having to fight them back to ensure their safety mounting Drogon.
>>86671343
Yeah mate, sry he stole Missandei and fecal-montage screen time from your precious show.
>>86670997
Actually I find his videos quite entertaining, even without the pleb bait. Plus in sort of a podcast way they can be used for multitasking.
The biggest offender (that I've watched recently) is his poor attempt at convincing us that asoiaf was post-apocalyptic si-fi. Jesus it was like a politician revealing he was a flat earthed and trying to tell everyone "they have some good points!".
Another good example is everything to do with Dany and the red door. Some real good compiling there.
>>86671451
yea, but ravens can fly faster than 30 kmph
>>86671446
>What are the interest rates of the Iron Bank?
pretty fucking low if the tyrell's had enough gold to pay the interest plus lump sum on a 10 year loan, in a single payment
eat and piss and shit and fuck and WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE WIIIIIIIIIINE
>>86670405
>nightking dragon anticlimax
the nightking truly is /ourguy/
>>86671476
>that asoiaf was post-apocalyptic si-fi
It is tho. Even if it's not Sci-Fi it's clearly post-apocalyptic and has telepathy and time-traveling in it. So there is not much of a distinction to Sci-Fi anymore. Once you read Gurms other stuff you will come to that conclusion too especially when you consider the Red Comet. Although I doubt Gurm will given us definite proof. He will leave things vague.
The podcasts are shit imho. The Redteamfag can't shut up and is too much of a Chad Summerchild.
>>86671483
The Tyrells have a shit load of gold though, the Reach has the largest population in Westeros by far so the tax revenues are very high
JOOOOOOOOOOON
THE WHITE WHOOOOOOREEEEEEES
plz make it so that the white walkers are the good guys all along in S8 finale
>>86670761
Roberts last order before death, hiring the night king to crash the dragon [/spoiler] with no survivors
>He was asked about the influence of American history on ASOIAF and GRRM said there was none. He was influenced by European medieval history, notably the Scottish history which was very violent, and not the American one.
based gurm
>>86671569
/pol/tards should be exterminated.
>>86671574
>American """history"""
>>86671574
>Scottish history
>very violent
>>86671574
Well considering guns were already a thing by the time America was founded it'd be kind of tough to draw influence from that for your sword and castle based medieval world.
>>86671584
t. millennial canadian jewish who does undertale let's plays on youtube and spends 25 hours each day in the degenerate circlejerk /utg/ IRC jerking off to gay anal furry moloch porn
>>86671584
>t. mantits neckbeard
So how come when they killed the white walker, all the wights with it died except one, so they could capture it? Makes no logical sense.
>>86671633
because he was a WHOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRE
>>86671167
It's empty, your grace
>>86671633
IT
JUST
WORKS
Is this SERIOUSLY how it's going to go down?
>>86671633
It was a trap by the Night King
>>86671650
ILL HOOOOONOOOOOOR YOU AGAIN
>>86671665
More or less.
>>86671613
wew lad
>>86671574
what retard even asked this?
>>86671574
What fucking American history could he use for a FEUDAL setting? You have to be a complete retard to even bother GRRM with this kind of questions.
>>86670730
>do this
>get wrekt by flying dragon
>"woooow wheres my team?"
They should have killed Branflake with the dragons while they were so close
>>86671633
because the show is full-blown big budget trash that doesn't need to give a shit apparently
>>86671456
top kek
>>86671665
BRAVOI would unironically love to see this happen
>>86671665
>We did it, Jaime. Our child has really become a Dream of Spring: A Novel by George R.R. Martin.
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>>86671416
first season is real good
second and third are good
fourth is pretty good
fifth is mostly awful
sixth is mediocre with some high points
seventh is really lazy so far and turning out to be the second worst season
>>86671841
Agreeing with that assessment.
>>86671569
fuck do you mean they've already done that. it's the childrens faults entirely
>>86671721
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>>86670847
>Throw spear at flying dragon to protect your ground forces
>Grounded dragon sees this and melts your cock off
>>86670648
THICC
>>86671941
The grounded dragon is too far away to fire breath him immediately. It would need to take off again, and then close the distance.
>dragon 1 lays down covering fire
>Drogon 2 melts the Night King
fin
>>86670622
I can accept fast travel usually because you always make the assumption that scenes are happening days/weeks apart, but this one was ridiculous. There was 0 sense of timing or scale.
Is it supposed to be implied that the Wight Army were only about 2 days out from the wall? Because they only walked at most a 2 days and some change because Gendry started running to the wall during day time and got to the wall before it was fully dark, so it only took him like 12-16 hours at the very most.
The Wall sends a raven to Dragonstone and Dany recieves the Raven, takes her dragon, and flies from Dragon Stone to The Wall, and Jon N' Crew aren't frozen/starved to death yet? Yeah bullshit.
>>86671633
Cause the one remaining wasn't raised by that white walker, the hound showed that they're all linked together depending on which walker raised them when he kicks it and many in the crowd scream too