>>86663683
wat?
>>86663683
This will never get made
Dear Lewis, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager and my hang-out in Tel'aran'rhiod at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn
You must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the white tower or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man?
How's Ilyena?
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Demandred
>>86664309
kill yourself
>>86664364
rude
>it's an OP dies alone episode
>it's a 3 posters and 10 posts thread
Is there anything sadder?
>it's a everyone knows Rand is fated to save the world but still fights him on every little thing episode
>>86666150
>tfw Rand is Trump
>>86666753
No but he will be when Buzzfeed gets a hold of him.
>My name is Randal Thor, and I'm the chosen one
>>86667660
>I was just a simple farmer in the tworivers when...
*decapitated corpses kowtow*
*record scratch*
List of scenes that will make their episodes pure kino:
>battle over falme
>rand making the lake at rhuidean
>moiraine vs lanfear
>dumais well
>rand reclaiming the crown of cairhien
>...
>rand on dragonmount
>who ever would have known the guy to save the world would be a farmboy from a small town?
>but I'm getting ahead of my self here let's go back
>*whoosh whoosh whoosh*
>wait, this is the first age, I guess we turned this wheel of time ;^) a bit too far
>oh yeah, there we go. haha that's me, Rand. And it all started one cold morning when I was helping my dad deliver cider....
Tuon is white. later guys
>>86667912
>>moiraine vs lanfear
what happened in this fight? I've totally forgot half the shit in this series
>>86669020Lanfear is attempting to kill Avi out of jealousy, blows up some carts, blocks Egwene etc from coming to help and then sets about killing Rand. Moiraine tackles her through the redstone doorway.
>>86669697
ah yeah somewhat remember now, thanks anon
>series where all the magic is either invisible or Avatar-tier fireworks everywhere
this will end well