HONEY!

i can dodge bullets baby

Dark Ted Cruz

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>>86662856
>implying ted isn't dark

what world you from, anon?

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*goes bankrupt internally*

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Where the crack juice at?

>>86664678
Holy shit, check out his twitter. This guy is obsessed with Trump. Another Trump curse victim.

>>86664968
Is he gay

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>literal whale.

*leans back*

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Waiting for Vanessa Selbst to play PAD. Have you heard about the giveaway?

>>86665881
he can't be anon. he has a girlfriend :^)

and she totally isn't off to get railed by chad https://youtu.be/ZD14SAu75j0?t=6m24s

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>>86666030

>/tv/ plays poker

>>86666187
>expert at reading people for a living
>can't read those sweet little lies she tells so she can go hop on some BBC

>>86664968
his hair plugs are fucking bad. why can't he afford better treatment?

>>86666269
why can't she be hopping on me ;_;

>>86665810
Ok? Did you even bother looking at it? He literally posted for a week back in March and before that was like 2015. I swear some of you people are literally retarded with was you post here.

>>86664678

wtf, did he go broke? he won a 400k pot with AA over KK...

>>86666330
He actually did go for the primo expensive root stuff, just looks goofy as fuck on him

>>86664678
>best poker play i've ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSqkhN9Rqk0

>>86666691
what are you talking about? he has a million trump posts...

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>>86666187
>I don't get to spend time with you
>I'm going out to get shoes and see a friend on your only day of rest

>>86666824

this is my favorite Dwan hand of all time

https://youtu.be/7NnmIt2Mzho

>>86666430
are you chad/black?

>>86667155
antonio just blatantly laughing in his face after he loses that much hahaha