I TURNED MYSELF INTO A FAGGOT, MORTY

pickle dick!

>>86662108
I would have thought rick would be the top

>>86662525
>implying you can't fuck being in that position

>I'm a *burp* power bottom Morty. That means I have power ai-*anus belches*ds

stream?

this shit for real nigga?

haha thank GOD for women writers
very brave

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>>86662108
Jesus Christ. What?

This can't be real.

>>86662886
>G-d

Back to /pol/. Thank science.

>>86662108
>Leans into Beth's ear
>I fucked Jerry

>>86662108
If this is from the new episode then the series is over, thought I'm sure the girls will love it. Tumblr will have a field day.

>>86662108
Women writers were a mistake.

Scratch that, women anything were a mistake.

>>86662951
I *burp* fucked your husband sweetie

>>86662886
>>86662975
>>86663001
A guy wrote this episode

>>86662925
>>86662842
100% real scene, during some were space-time acid trip

episode was full of sex/fetish shit including vore, inflation, inside out shit (that must be a fetish right?)

>>86663034
RUB A CUM CUM

>>86662108
I HAVE SHIT IN MY ASSSSSSS

Rick and jerry have always been bi you idiots

>>86662975
You're not a fan of the show so who cares?

>>86663170
Are you looking for someone to care ? Because you found one. This is shit is not just gay, but it's a tired old joke. It's like watching the most mundane human discussing funny topics instead of making jokes

SHIT IN MY MOUTH, CHASE THAT BUG

This was the first funniest episode of the season and it's also the first one that a man wrote. Coincidence?

>>86663249
I don't care about people like you, every single episode is the death of the series according to you and your ilk. Every episode this season has been good, aside from one.

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>>86663047
There are no men on the Rick and Morty writing staff.

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>>86663061
dear god i need to see this now

>>86663317
thought e4 was much funnier

1 and 4 were the only ones I laughed audibly multiple times at. This episode I think I only laughed at Rick's plunger gadget that stole the yeti's gun. 2 and 3 were dogshit

>>86663061
>People got aroused during that scene
>People are going to masturbate to it

>>86662940
I tip my hat to you sir.

>>86662108
I better get the pay off in a few episodes where Jerry and Beth have an argument and he drops this bomb on her.

>>86663575
i hope jerry is pregnant

>>86663330
Aside from one? You probably like it for the most spastic reason

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>>86662108
I turned myself thicc morty

>>86664044
the first boob upgrade was hot, to bad she kept going

>>86663061
it's not fucking real stop spreading disinfo

>>86664767
u best start believin in fagstories

ur in one

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LOOK MORTY, I'M *burps* FUCKIN YOUR DAD!

GAY RIIIIIICK!!!!!!!!!

>>86664222
yep

the episode would have been funnier if she had just run around with big tits instead of focusing on the emotional crap

fucking neo women writing staff!

> good episode
> boob centric
> minimal action filler
> no self-insert by the writer
> check the credits

first episode with a male byline since the premiere, what a shocker

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>>86663474
>not being aroused by becoming one with all of spacetime

anon?

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>>86665401

>>86662108
Was it RAPE?

>>86665754
It was purely consensual.

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>>86665754
I C E
C O L D
R A P E

Sooo did they just turn this show into potty humor for
>le adult cartoon
bullshit?

There was almost no reason for most of the crude humor at all other than to have it in there.

>hehe the balls slapping Rick so randum!

>>86665754
yes, jerry was under the influence of space-time collapse acid trip and could not legally consent

>>86665858
well there's been genitals everywhere since season 1, but yes this show is devolving rapidly into
>nihilism xDDDD
>dark "humor" xDD
>wieners and balls ECKS DEEEE
>forced family drama and "character development" because by season 3 the totally well-respected serious cartoon needs to have substance, comedy be damned

>>86666028
I know it's more mature but holy hell this episode was nonstop crude as fuck for no reason

>hehe they made an immortal theme park! let's just show them killing nonstop!
>oh lets show the little boy kill his sister hahahaha

Like what the fuck

>>86664767
watch the episode idiot

braaapp morty urp you got to vote for hillary braaap god isnt' real morty urp braaaap you have to cut ur dick off morty braaaap take the blackpill morty faaaaarrrrrtt

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>>86662108

Fandom and tumblr's OTP is RickxMorty, they'll be so fucking pissed.

>>86662842
the first episode of the original webseries was 70 percent Marty licking Ricks nutsack

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>>86668803

The Rick and Morty pilot was literally Doc Brown X Marty Slash Fiction.

that timefuck scene was actually a pretty good representation of an acid trip condensed into a minute, including the sexual aspect

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>>86662108
Thats disgusting. Thats something an edgy 14 year old would find funny. Please tell me thats fake and they havent stooped that low