What went wrong?
>>86660165
Casting Orlando Bloom, Rihanna, and a zombie Michael Jackson.
>>86660562
Is this a joke?
it was kino
>>86661925
Are you sure?
>>86660165
wtf is this and why is there a 2nd one
is that Donte the demon killer?
>>86662742
It's this summer's blockbuster apparently.
>>86663260
man disney channel movies used to be lit
Smart House, Luck of the Irish, those were good times
>>86663360
WAS OCTOPUS
the first one was cute. was this any good?
>>86660165
The songs were super shitty autotuned crap with overproduced audio. Unnecessary even because Dove Cameron and Sophia can both actually sing. But they just drowned the audio.
>>86663353
Fuck I loved smart house so much. Kind of crazy how a lot of the aspects of the smart house are now coming into reality
>>86662742
Disney villains get banished to some island. They each have a child.
The children are invited to live on the good mainland apart of some program.
>>86663513
That's the first movie though, you fucking ape.
>>86663494
truly a visionary film
>>86660165
that uma bitch is an uninteresting bad actress included for the sake of diversity who (((disney channel))) has been trying to push for years, she ruined the movie. plus auradon is cooler than the isle
This is now a Disney Channel Original Kino thread
>>86663985
Bullshit.
Why did they make the Pirate boy so sexual?
>>86666160
How else could they make him?