*clears your path*

Why didn't he just get on the horse with Jon?

>>86659364
NO TIME

>>86659364
DRAMATIC DEUS EX MACHINA

>>86659404
Bullshit there was plenty of time they were like 50 feet away

>>86659364
Bloodraven and the children were dead. What did he have to live for?

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>>86659321
Blocks your path

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Who even gives a fuck about him anyways, guy was barely on the show how could someone give a fuck about his character.

>>86659321
why is this show so shameless about its use of deus ex machina?

first it was brans mark that was never brought up again after appearing in only 1 episode now its uncle notimejen

>>86659364
because he will ride the undead dragon instead

>>86659595
gee i dunno. maybe to help stop the white walkers?

At this point it doesn't look good for Dany her main weapon is apparently just a throw away from being turned against her. I'm assuming the only person who can save them is Bran

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>has fire sword
>freezes to death

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>There's no time!
>proceeds to do the long jump into a group of wights
>mfw

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>Virgin sacrifice
>Gives his life unnecessarily
>Only kills 3 enemies
>Uses a torch on a string to fight enemies
>Jon gets enough time to watch him die horrible before slowly walking away on a horse.

>jon autistically fighting mooks for no reason while everyone is waiting on the dragon

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Why didnt he threw javelins at Jon's party?

>>86659364
To distract the zombies a little more

>zombies don't attack sitting duck heroes with spears or arrows
>jon goes on to kill zombies instead of getting on the dragon
>zombie king kills flying dragon instead of the one in front of him carrying the heroes
>uncle ben can't get on the horse because reasons
>raven that flies at supersonic speeds
>bigass chains out of who knows where
>they're freezing to death but they don't use firesword for heat

the show has officially gone to shit inb4 it was always shit

>>86659364
Maybe the horse is tired

>>86659364
weight?

>>86660035
The writing of the earlier season was pretty good in comparison. But now it's fan fiction levels of shit. Makes me wonder how much material Martin actually gave them.

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Is manga kino

>>86660196
Maybe Martin gave them a predictable plotline so none of the actual plot is spoiled for book readers????

I fucking hope

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John could have used our boy here.

>>86659364
There wasn't time. Its right there in the dialog.

>>86659689
Brans mark? What is this about?

>>86660327
yes

>>86661127
Are you being facetious or do you genuinely not remember because i wouldnt blame you

>>86661302
Not him, but I don't recall it at all

>>86659626
So hot desu

>>86661127
>Bran warged into the night kings territory
>nk grabbed him, leaving a mark on his hand
>this allowed the nk to pass through a magic barrier
It was my headcanon for a while that the same mark would allow the nk through the wall but I'm guessing zombie viserion will melt the door

>>86661127
The night king grabbed Bran in his vision and left his mark on his arm. That's how they found where the Three Eyed Raven was located. It was the episode where the Three Eyed Raven, Hodor, Summer and those green bitches died.

>>86661302
I really do not remember what you are referring to

>>86659321
Is it ever explained why is he a sentient zombie? Is he revived like Jon Snow? Why cant he cross the wall? Guess we'll never know.

>>86659636
Because his last name is *Stark*
Game of Thrones is a tv show about how last names

>>86661580
I think he was a wight but the children of the forest saved him or something

>NO TIME
>Wut?
>There's no time left in the season, my character has to die to tie off this end!

>night king less than a day's walk north of the wall
>gendry runs back in a few hours
>raven leaves from Castle Black to Dragonstone in 2 hours
>dragons fly from Dragonstone to North of wall in 2 hours

"it's a long trip to King's Landing"

>>86661435
I goofed in my post, I forgot he already knew where they were.

>It was my headcanon for a while that the same mark would allow the nk through the wall but I'm guessing zombie viserion will melt the door
Same here. I thought season 7 the night king would've done way more damage and been past the wall by now. But they gotta save something for season 8.

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>>86661677
>it's almost 2500 miles from dragonstone to the wall
>mfw

>>86659364
To conveniently remove him from the plot. Whatever Martin has in store for him in aSoIaF, D&D don't want to bother dedicating any of their budget or increasingly restricted runtime a barely existing character. Easier to remove him with a deus ex machina and """valiant sacrifice""" so impatiently paced, it barely registers as dramatic. Once again, Jon gets to conveniently cheat death and D&D don't have to worry about revisiting Benjen.

>>86661589
>about how last names
about how last names what???

>>86661852
They could have straight up dropped the character and no one would remember anyway

>>86659762
he died then froze dummy

thanks uncle benjen

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>>86661376
>>86661512
.......when the night king grabbed his arm and left the mark on him that broke the magic of the cave thats also on the wall.......................................

jesus guys.

>>86659755
its jon after melisandre unlocks his azor ahai powers

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>>86661786

>>86660035
I assume the chains are from dead giants, but maybe I'm giving the writers too much credit

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>>86661786
Jesus fucking Christ

D&D have really fucked it up haven't they? I hate how they keep using not enough time as a fucking excuse to do shit like this.

It's not even that you could argue they are jumping ahead in time for certain shit. Gendry ran a distance in a day that would take the Night's watch several to Range. Then assuming that a raven is flying at 50mph without rest, it would still take the raven over two days to reach Dragonstone.

Idiots broke their own fucking timeline, what a fucking disgrace.

>>86664262
I keep thinking they made a few booboos with time but surely they won't just keep teleporting people... and then it just keeps happening. I mean fucking hell. They legitimately don't see a problem with it, otherwise why else does it keep happening? In the next episode everyone will be in Kings Landing meeting each other too.

>>86659364

Sorry, my face is tired from...everything.

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>>86661786
There are magic and zombies and THAT'S what you have a problem with?

>>86664580
Can't wait for them to explain that shit. At least they're sailing there, but from what I'm reading, sailed vessels can make about 130 miles per day. Kings landing is over 2500 miles from where they are, so 20 days by sea. It will take them the better part of a month, and in that time the animated corpse will still be moving, and it will be like the entire world was in a standstill outside their voyage.

>>86659364
PLOT HOLE

>>86665123
Magic is believable when the real world elements is structured on make sense. When the show writers cant get their fucking timelines straight, and break their own world building to fit the plot, magic is the last thing on people's minds.

>>86659939

Yeah that was dumb

>>86659939
He was grinding XP for the final battle u tard

>>86659939
Really, everyone was probably around level 7, and everyone had the cleave skill.

No number of zombies should have been an issue.

>>86660517
This, honestly.

>>86659364
He can't go pass the wall.

>>86661677
They were there for days.

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>>86660517
I mean considering the show had already deviated from the books earlier by omitting seemingly important elements it's not a stretch to imagine GRRM just gave them a rough outline.

>>86659944

He wanted the dragons to come. He knows they exist and that they can fuck up his shit. It was a trap

>>86659944
why would he? in terms of priorities a dragon toasting your troops takes precedence. I wonder if he even realized who the people opposing him were.

>>86659404
http://coub.com/view/cpit1

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>>86669147

You have now realized that Dany would have come even if they were already dead.

>Night king kills the group by chucking ice javelins at them
>he has never had this much fun
>turns them into zombies
>Dany comes and sees the group standing there
>thinks she's saving them and lands the dragon
>they attack and kill her
>ice javelins rain from the sky
>all three dragons die
>????
>profit

>>86663444
Bran's storyline is boring as hell. It's hard to stay invested in it over the course of several seasons.

>>86669188
he could have literally ended the entire war there. Instead he play's duck hunt?

The entire show is retarded.

>>86670566
How the fuck would he know that Jon is someone of importance? Targeting the dragons makes actual sense

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>>86659404
>battle begins
>send guy running back to the wall
>send crow to dragon queen lady
>dragon lady flies all the way back to the battle
>all this in a matter of minutes at best
>no time to get on horse and ride away
>hold off about three walkers before getting BTFO
Guys how big is this world? The size of a football field or two?

>>86659626
Why couldn't they bleach her eyebrows?

So target the dragon and ALL THE PEOPLE sitting directly in front of him? If he has the foresight and was expecting the dragons then surely he must know the importance of some of the players? He's seen Jon on different occasions, he knows Dany controls the dragons.

Trying to rationalize bad story telling is one thing but filling in important missing details using speculation is retarded

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>remove 2 seconds of on-screen dragon time to make room in CGI budget for 1 white walker on horse
>have Benjen kamikaze the horse to keep the walker from catching up to Jon

>>86669036
of course they must have been, but they shot it very poorly so it seemed like barely a day had passed by the time dany showed up. they could have easily done a long shot of the sky changing from day to night repeatedly, or anything like that, but they didn't. the way it was structured almost seemed like they wanted it to appear that fast.

>>86665123
That's no excuse for a complete lack of consistency. Give someone a fucking magic teleportation stone ffs. I'm not even autistic, alright? I'm flexible with the deus ex machina shit. Now I've come to believe that the world is about a five minute dragon ride.

>>86671082
That would require competent directing.

>>86660196
>>86660517
>>86669070
>thinking that fat ass has anything beyond a rough outline
The writers are now flying solo, lads.

>>86670507
HODOR

>>86659717

Dude was literally dead. Probably used the last 1% of his battery to get there. What use is it to bring slow the horse down carrying dead weight?

>>86660182
Because never in history a horse couldn't ride quickly carrying 2 people.

>rides around randomly north of the wall for years
>immediately hones in on any main character in danger
>arrives exactly on time to save said main character before leaving to continue doing nothing north of the wall

>>86671234
i hope the books flesh that out. desu it's probably not hard to find out that the brass of the deaders were all MIA and "oh hey there's a big fucking circle of them i cant do shit abou- oh wait here we go jons in a savable position. fuckin done tho been dead like 10 yrs"

NK killed the dragon that was flying because he knew Dany cared about the dragons as her own children and NK cares more about hurting her feelings than killing her. NK is lych king tier narcissistic and absolutely believes he will kill all humans. He also has the patience of an immortal and wants to inflict as much pain as possible. If he chose to, he could simply sit on his ass and wait for time to kill his enemies. He doesn't give a fuck.

>>86665123

I mean if they always teleported around like this, this could have been a limited series event with 2 seasons.

>>86671234
Benjen's only role in the end was to be the Fairy Godmother of the Stark kids.

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>>86659364

>>86659364
THERE
WAS
NO
TIME

>>86659364
>No time
>dies

What did he mean by this?

>>86660327
Thank you Uncle Bonejen

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>>86659364
>>86671327

>>86667963
>implying Jon isn't just a K/D/A scrub

>>86671206
Isn't the horse dead too?

>>86661948
this

>>86671415
The horse eats Snow.

>>86671393
the door would sink with all that weight

>>86659321

Benjen Ex Machina

>>86671484
What if I told you it's not a door?

>>86671082
I would imagine all of that would take atleast a week to occur. None of them looked like they had food, were stuck motionless on a rock for days. Then got up and fought like it was nothing, more than half this episode doesn't make any fucking sense.

What would have made sense:
>Bran is warging a raven and sees the group trapped on a frozen lake
>wargs into one of Danny's dragons and takes off to save Jon and co

What doesn't make any sense:
>what we saw

>>86671519
Id tell you it would sink

>>86670596
He's had several hours to kill them dumb dumb

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I was actually thinking that Rhaegon would show up instead. Suddenly land behind Jon... heat him up with a quick snort and vaporize the wights before they flew off together. It was gonna be great... best scene in the episode...

>>86671559
Bran doesnt know about the dragons or whatever. I know he can see everything all at the same time but He cant control it.

Also doesnt he have to be close to warg into an animal?

>>86670814
>e-ellipsis duuude

>>86671700
aw man that would've been great

>>86671700
That would have been great, the horse scene was shit

>>86671595
>hours

b-but they were there for 5 days so the timing makes sense

>>86671700
yeah
totally thought his targ connection would make a dragon go back for him

but no
bejen shows up, and jon immediately leaves him, even though jon hasn't seen him since season1

>>86671559
This and a myriad other scenarios. How about the hound continues breaking the ice with that hammer instead of doing it once and throwing the hammer away? Buy them enough time for all that other shit to transpire.

>>86671756
WTF is that cripple doing anyway? Just laying around vibing the whore houses? Even that doesn't make sense because he can't feel his dick. Somebody tell me.

>>86671828
wtf was the point of even bringing Benjen back, im sure everyone had already forgotten about him. They couldve even wrapped up his story by just using Bran.

>>86671878
Why was he even alive? What's the deal?

>>86661026
Ave, true to Caesar

>>86671559
that would be pretty awesome actually. why don't you write this show anon?

>>86671869
im sure Bran will be used as a plot device to foresee what Cersei or whoever is doing, tells Jon and saves the day.

>>86661917
NO TIME

what's the fire lamp thing he's swinging around, is it a magic weapon

>>86671955
its an anime weapon

>>86671082
NO TIME TO DO THAT

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Is nobody going to talk about this?

>>86671966
for an anime show

>>86661302
>facetious
implying /GoT/ is anything but serious

>>86671986
>C
the fuck kinda backwards shit is this

>>86671393
They should of done a surfing version

>>86671192
What happened to him?

>dany waits for jon at the wall
>jorah tells her its time to go

what happened
>she appears to be sad at the thought of losing jon

what shouldve happened
>she tells him she cant lose a Viserion and Jon and wants to wait

there, you have now made it so the audience is very aware that Dany is sad at the death of 1/3 of her dragons that she considers her children

>>86671986

As someone who lives spitting distance from the arctic circle let me tell you something about hypothermia and realism.

Not one of the cunts in the Fellowship had a hat on. In blizzard cold with high wind. They spent at least one night outside in the cold with no shelter on a lake with nothing to stop the wind and nothing to warm them. (inb4 flaming sword)

Their ears and noses would be blackened and falling off by morning. Likely fingers and toes too and that's assuming they didn't just die. Gendry's marathon would have ended much the same way given that he's ran the distance they used horses to get to in a blizzard and freezing cold.

Jon survives a frozen lake dip in the winter because nobody writing this knows anything about cold or cares to. Everyone's a superhero now.

>>86671986
NO TIME TO TALK ABOUT THIS

Why have have I been getting told that only one bear attacked?

>>86671986

Jon's Targ blood made him subtly radiate his dragon heat to everybody.

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>>86671955
>>86671991
>>86671966

It's an ancient church weapon called a Thurible

>>86672098
i thought it was pretty clear when it showed Drogon flying around looking for Viserion

>>86671986
They just didn't show the scenes where the huddled together and played grab ass to stay warm. Also kissing, there was probably bro kissing

NO TIME!

>>86672149
i took it to mean that Drogon was distraught at losing Viserion. they shouldve made Dany like look at Drogon all sad and shit or something

>>86671016
dabid dracaris dabid
dracaris dabid

>At Weiss started crying inconsolably David wondered if it was all worth it.

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>>86671215
>Because never in history a horse couldn't ride quickly carrying 2 people.
there is a reason why jockeys are midgets like Kit Harrington

>thanks David for bringing me back for the new season. But I didn't get my script yet do I have any lines?
>*hands a sticky note with scribble on it*
>ok Benjen just go over to the spot there and start swinging around this chain randomly in the air
>So where are the stunt guys?
>we don't need any we are just going to add cgi zombies at post. Just start swinging the afterwards fall down comedical
>T-thanks d&d

>>86659321
So GRRM supposedly said that Uncle Benjen isn't the undead wight that helps Bran in the novel Coldhands so does that mean DnD decided to scrap the idea of Coldhands but make him Benjen instead? Does this mean GRRM will use Benjen as a deus ex machina too or just let Jon Snow die for the second time to be edgy?

>>86661580
>>86661621
Someone reckoned some shit about Stark blood. Because the Nightking is Brandon Stark

>>86672103
It's solid proof that there is strength in men.

>>86659321
literally plot armor personified

>>86672296
>Does this mean GRRM will use Benjen as a deus ex machina too or just let Jon Snow die for the second time to be edgy?

It's more likely that nothing even remotely resembling this situation will occur in the books at all.

>>86661026
Why the fuck isn't Ray Stevenson not in GoT? Can't HBO pitch in for his salary? Fucking should've made him the other Greyjoy brother that D and D wrote out of the show.

>>86669036
you literally cannot prove that. the editing implies it's over a single night

>>86671393
>if a movie can be ruined this easily, was it all that good in first place?

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>>86664262
REMINDER THAT BLACKFISH IN THE BOOKS SWIMS OUTTA RIVERRUN LIKE A TRUE TULLY

>>86670814
The ice had frozen back when the dragon came.

They had spent some time on that rock.

>>86671986
22° C is a nice sunshine, 36°C is a hot summer day.

How can you make a temperature chart and not know the difference between F and C?

>>86672606
The water is below body temperature.

>>86672606
36°C is the natural body temperature. When you go up to 38-9°C your considered to be burning up so go figure

>>86672142
Using this, fire arrows, and dragonfire, the wights seem pretty easy to beat. Hell, Jon and his 6 good men were able to hold off an entire horde.

this was so bad that ruined the whole episode for me and Jon wasting time killing white walkers instead of jumping on the dragon and fucking off too. Stupid.

>>86672122
There was like 8 bears. unless thats just it's kage bushin no jutsu. I remember asking myself what the fuck happened to the rest of the bears. Jon and them would have been destroyed. It would have been great. I could stop watching this shit

>>86665123
>There are magic and zombies and THAT'S what you have a problem with?

Yes, it fucks the pacing and there's no tension. What should be a really dramatic setpiece, in which a fuckload of money has been sunk, fell flat because of it. (I'm not forgetting the shitty acting of the leads is also a problem in this).
Consistency is important.

e.g. Jamie Lannister has decided to ditch Cersei and marry a cabbage and have cabbage babies.
*scoff* you have a problem with this but not with zombies and dragons existing!?

>>86661668
*looks directly into camera after saying line*

So who's rooting for the Night King?
He seems to be the most reasonable of all.

>>86672382
>Ray Stevenson not in GoT
https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/actors-turned-roles-game-of-thrones.html/?a=viewall
>7 actors that turned down roles in GoT

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>>86659364
>>86659404
He still can't get past the wall.
The "No Time" thing probably meant that he had no time to explain.

Not saying that it was well established of course, but if you think about it, it makes sense.

>>86672688
>>86672619


My bad, I thought they were talking about the air temperature. If your talking body temperature it makes sense.

>>86672606
it's talking about body temperature bud

>>86672699
To bad Jon didn't have 10 good men

>>86672813
>West
>Strong
>Stevenson

Damn.

I'm kinda glad they refused though. Otherwise they would've been forever stained by D&D's shitiness.

>>86659321
F

>>86672758
Thanks anon: watched the episode after work and got hyped about Gendry because he was the only one that saw two "Blue-eyed bears" and wanted everyone else's reaction only to see that everyone else said there was only one bear

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>>86664262
>Heavy chains jangled softly as Grand Maester Pycelle came up to Ned. “I will do all in my power, my lord, but the wound has mortified. It took them two days to get him back. By the time I saw him, it was too late. I can lessen His Grace’s suffering, but only the gods can heal him now.”
Did a Ned reread today and came across this gem. TWO days to get from the Kingswood to the Red Keep, HAHAHAHAHA.

>>86661786
I assume they were at the lake for 18 hours.

2500 / 16 = 138

I'd believe dragons could fly at 150 mph, but whatever Crow Davos sent must've been Sonic.

>>86672606

You lose body heat very quickly when immersed in water anon, 22 is easily enough to give you hypothermia if you stay in too long.

>>86672911

I noticed guy

see here:
>>86672908

>>86673085

no wonder it takes 2 books for anyone to get anywhere. good thing grrm is putting in teleport spells.

>>86659636
People who read about the books, or read the books know more about Benjen.

>>86664262
>>86665335
MINIATURE WESTEROS THEORY
IT'S WESTWORLD ALL OVER AGAIN

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>>86659636
Most women likely don't even remember him

I feel like there are too often too many spoilers for GoT on this board, and I haven't even started developing the motivation to start watching the new season.

>>86673043
Thats spooky then. Why would one bear immediately retreat before the fight even began. Clearly they must have been followed or something.

>>86659364
Can't cross the wall derp... pretty easy conclusion to come to...

>>86673220
There was only ever one bear

>white walkers suddenly have 100ft chains incase they need to fish a dead dragon out of a lake

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What a shitty moment too. You can tell what parts they pull out of their asses and what part is included in GRRM's rough outline. Obviously this confirms that Benjen is alive and vital to the plot in the books. Here, they just made him a one off deus ex machina and thus not only fucked up an already full retard TV moment, but spoiled something bookfags had been looking forward to finding out for almost 2 fucking decades.

Bravo Dabids, bravo.

>>86673309
They dead don't seem to mind cold or air, couldn't the NK just have dipped into the lake to resurrect the dragon?

>>86673309
or
>giant chains just laying around north of the magic wall built hundreds or thousands of years ago
>wildings had a booming industry to forge great chains in their large cities

>>86673324
Bookworm betas btfo

>>86673402
They dissolve in water, which is how Jonno got out of the grip of the couple of wights holding onto him.

>>86673480
What? The ones that fall into the lake after the Hound smashes the ice comes back up to pull Thormund down into the water a few minutes later.

>>86673480
>>86673526
>it's an "anon doesn't understand what sarcasm is because he has autism" episode

>>86673526
Sarcasm.

>>86673159
>teleport spells
Your joking right

>>86673567
mighty kek

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>>86673324
>looking forward to finding out for almost 2 fucking decades.

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>>86673567
>>86673570
I thought it was just excuses for bad writing

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>>86671393

The issue wasn't the space, it was the weight

>>86672059
He held the door

>>86672234
>>86671215

The thing is TV shows and movies rarely care for stuff like that, if not only when it serves the plot. It is understandable, but it still feels cheap.

>>86671282
Is he the Dark Three-Eyed Raven? How can he know so much about people he never met?

>>86671393

Can retards actually not understand buoyancy? Do Americans have sub 60 IQs?

So when's Bran gonna worg a dragon

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>>86671700
>Jon gets pulled underwater by 2 wights
>Shot goes underwater, showing the bodies floating all around them going in and out of frame
>Jon struggles to fight off the wights and the shot gradually goes darker as they sink deeper into the abyss
>Jon finally stops struggling, accepting his fate and we see an almost mirror image shot of when he was lying bleeding out from Season 5 finale
>A huge eye opens up next to him, seemingly from the blackness
>It's fucking Rhaegon who just dived in
>Jon grabs a hold of him
>it ain't me starts playing

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>swims underwater with no breath wearing 25 lbs of metal armor
>long enough that all the dothraki army is gone
>emerges and is alive

friendly reminder that if you fall in water with armor on, you are dead

>>86673277
I don't believe you. You see them through the blizzard before the one attacks

>>86659321
What's wrong with his face? Looks like CGI

>>86674147
Lannisters always float

>>86674147
>be Bronn
>only care about money and prestige
>your old benefactor Tyrion comes along, the man who basically got you to where you are and payed his debts, with a huge army and 3 dragons
>witness first hand how devastating Daneraeys army is
>don't spare even a few words for Tyrion and remain loyal to Jaime for no reason even though Dany would surely offer him a castle for his services and everyone acknowledges she is winning
was it bad writing?

>>86673865
Brans horrible for what he did to him. First fucks his brain up then relegates him into servitude for the rest of his life

>>86674259
to be honest how could daenerys trust him if he backstabbed so easily?

>>86672606
>murrica

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this show is a fucking joke now
>that "tension" btw the stark sisters
>those "battle" scenes
>this horror-movie-level of decision making

Season finale already next week. How is this anything but a cash-grab now?

Anyone got the normie reaction vid yet?

>>86674292
He's a sellsword though and he always says you can't trust him unless you're the highest bidder. That's exactly why Dany would guarantee him a castle and Tyrion would vouch for him easily.

>>86659321
>>86659364
Why didn't he just use the eagles to fly over the wall?

>>86674364
dany would just make him dinner for dragons

she has 20k teleporting dothrakis,
she doesn't need "one good man"

>>86674288
>people give him all the food he'll even need since he's a big guy and people like big guys
>they know he has a simple mind so they never bother him
Hodor had it pretty good for an aspie

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>>86671082
Day and night cycles take way longer up north, cretin.

>>86659626
looks like my ex. disturbing.

>>86671986
Pretty sure Jon is immune to that shit. Think about it : what was the purpose of plunging him in cold water if he immediately gets out and gets saved by Benjen? They could have easily shown him being overwhelmed and then saved by Benjen. Jon is the ice of the song of ice and fire, Dany is the fire. And Dany is immune to fire.

>>86674328
>that "tension" btw the stark sisters
what's even the point of this? It's going to amount to nothing.

>>86674406
>not knowing the power "one good man" has in Dabid's universe
wew

>>86659939
He was fighting his way to the Night King. Would have made more sense to have Beric with him.

>>86674248
Always floats their boats*
There, fixed

>>86673080
lol

>>86674519
>what's even the point of this? It's going to amount to nothing.
The normies don't know this

>>86674415
I wonder if he ever raped anyone like these retarded people like to do?

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FANTASY
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So is leatherface going to kill sansa? Also, is ep 7 literally the last episode of the show?

>>86674773
6 more eps in 2019
8th season is last

>>86674567

the king was a quarter mile away up on a hill how is he going to get through all the wights

>>86664262
maybe they spent 3/4 days in that rock.

>>86674812
they should have frozen to death
also hunger

>sleep in ice 4 days
>wake up get up and fight 200 zombies full stamina
uhm

>>86674812
with no shelter?
in sub zero temperatures?
with no campfire?

>>86659364
why didn't they take horses in the first place?
just walking out into the north like that, stupid fucks

>>86674848
Uhm, can you not sweetie? kthxbai

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>>86673109
perhaps dragons can fly that fast but there is no fucking way daenerys would be able to ride a dragon at 150mph

imagine driving at 150mph without a windshield

>>86674883
>why didn't they take horses in the first place?
apparently it's too harsh terrain for horses

except gendry who never saw snow ran in 20 min flat
and the horse carried jon back

>>86674855
They managed to stay alive for a whole day. So 2 more days is believable

What's this got spinoff going to be about? Sam cleaning up shit and gagging?

>>86674900
stag>horse

>>86674893
entirely possible, if not really, really loud and cold

>>86674945
that would be better than this shit

>>86674939
well shit, someone needs to tell those artic explorers no to bother with all their supplies.

>>86674999
she's a little girl with perfect hair, how'd she do that

>>86674900
>except gendry who never saw snow ran in 20 min flat

GODS HE WAS STRONG

>>86675152
how did he even trace back in a fucking blizzard

Aight so dany knows Jon for a fuckin day and falls in love with him?
-khal drogo
-tyrion
-daario
-jorah
Who else is he cucking?

>>86673220
My question really is why was Gendry able to see them as at least more, "blue eyed compared to the rest of hardened group in summary?

>>86675228
>Aight so dany knows Jon for a fuckin day and falls in love with him?

Sansa says he's been missing for weeks.

>>86675241
Azor Ahai

>>86675180
>Instead of Dany, they see Gendry walking in their direction.
>"Oh shit...I fucked up."
Would've been hilarious.

>>86674999
The fastest bird in the world can reach top speeds at level flight of about 100 mph. There is no way a big ass dragon could top 150mph for hours on end. Fuck the "muh magic" card, it just doesn't make sense.

dear lord, it was SO rushed

>>86675248
They've talked like 3 times. He wasn't hanging out with her that entire time.
Also, this is been bothering me. How did grey worm sleep with that black woman? Did it not say his cock was cut off?

>>86661677
>>86663845
>>86664262
>>86674812
>>86674848
>>86674939
the lake froze at min 24hrs at max 2 days

enough time for the raven to get there.

The question is why did let that one guy freeze

>>86672817
So just drop Jon off infront of the wall

>>86675276
I'm more willing to say that this is something severely overlooked in regards to this episode considering the red witch believed the Baratheon bloodline for a reason am I right?

I really enjoyed the first half of the episode. The band of misfits going out into the wild to find an undead to take back was already an interesting setup. The fact that they mostly talked about previous things that had happened, how they had crossed paths and knew of one anothers exploits, how they got to know eachother through knowing other characters etc. It was really refreshing to have some character building after plot development upon plot development, upon forgotten/underwritten characters dying. Then the second half of the episode happened. Bullshit teleporting with no sense of time (problem throughout the whole season), fucking undead polar bears, deus ex dragons, deus ex Benjen, stark sisters dumb bullshit plot.

>>86675324
>how can lesbians fuck since they don't have cocks
this isn't rocket science. He might not feel sexual pleasure but she sure can

>>86675324
>How did grey worm sleep with that black woman?
he licked her pussy for 6 hours straight

notice he couldn't speak the next day

>>86674519
They'll eventually have a "you're my sister and I'll always love you scene"

>>86674793
By going lefts?

>>86675412
>Baratheon bloodline
clearly must be something there. maybe thats way D&D bothered bringing Gendry back.

I laughed so hard when Sansa found the bag of faces. And then she acts like it's nothing to be worried about.

>>86675547
All Baratheon's are descendants of Targs. The two houses intermarried ages ago. That's literally Robert's claim to the throne if you ever payed attention.

>>86675615
That's book information. Never mentioned in the show.

>>86675547
Thank you because I stopped watching this episode and have been arguing over "one bear" when Gendry saw more than one and nothing online ever referenced that.

>>86675615
So why should that downplay what i'm claiming from Gendry?

>>86675634
literally mentioned in the first episode when Ned explains why Rob had the best blood claim to the throne.

>>86665123
>dude just switch your brain off lmao its a fantasy
off yourself

>>86675658
But I swear I saw with my own eyes through the snow just before the surprise attack started. I saw more than just 2 bears. How come I'm the only one that remembers this?

>>86671952
Kek

>>86675708
it was just 2

>>86675678
>first episode
7 years back? I'm sopose to remember something as superficial as that...?

>>86660517
Jesus this would be nice, but I think
>>86671163
is more accurate

>>86675708
Not the anon that argued 8, but the scene was some Jurassic park, "clerver girl" shit

>>86675739
Still why is no-one talking about it? Why show 2 bears if it doesn't even do anything?

>>86675790
maybe there was no time

>>86675787
>Reminder the Hound practically let that guy die. What a coward

>>86675758
I mean, I did. But then again, I'm not a pleb.

>>86675790
I've been trying to say this in at least 3 threads. In one i got ignored, in another an anon said it was some naruto shadow clone shit, this is the first thread where i've gotten at least one serious response see >>86673220

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Reminder.

>>86675790
It wasn't two bears, it was one bear named Sneed, Formerly Chuck.

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>>86675867
Looks like people are desperate to forget... What are they hiding from us

>>86675882
Durr 3 dragons 3 riders tyrion is a dwarf targaryan derpyderp.
Will idiots ever recover

>>86675913
That's why I tried to point it out, he's a Baratheon first off so he has some weird Azor Ahai powers, as an anon said why bring him back after 3 seasons, and in that scene he says,"Those bears have blue eyes." he saw more than wone and knew the were walking dead

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>>86674519
Normies don't know about the leaks so they think LF is sucessfully manipulating Arya and Sansa into turning on each other and it's supposed to pay of next episode when Sansa makes it look like LF wins before she has Arya kill him in a throwback to how Ned died

>>86671892
Probably a planned storyline that D&D ended up having NO TIME for.

Guarantee if GRRM's heart doesn't explode before the books finish, we'll actually see what the fuck he was supposed to be.

>>86674939
You can hold your breath underwater for a minute so 2 more minutes is believable

>>86676113
Yes? Are you retarded?

>>86676246
You can hold your breath underwater for 3 minutes so 6 more minutes is believable

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GoT summary

>>86676050
Is she also going to get his face to keep the knights of the vale?

>>86676295
wtf I hate trump now?

>>86659364
Good reason: Weight.
Actual reason: Need to have Jon escape from fake-out death scene, but can't have Benjen spilling the beans about anything.

>>86676050
it is known

>>86675494
>feminist romance

>>86676246
Pretty sure that world record is over quarter of an hour but I'm too lazy to Google it.

>>86676564
Meant for >>86676294

>>86676295
>it's another women ruin everything shitpost

>>86676650
>women ruin everything
>shit characters written by men
Also, none of it's inaccurate

>>86674000

>Europeans literally cannot go one hour without thinking about Americans

M8 I can send you some of my dirty underwear if it'll help you with the fetish

>>86676650
It's not women, it's cucks trying to please women.

>>86674000
Can we just stick to sub 80? Sub 60 is not very believable.

>>86676050
Quick question about this.
So was Littlefinger giving Bran that dagger his downfall?
Was that the same dagger he held to Ned's throat, and what prompts Bran to have the flashback once he touches it?
I know Bran can see events regardless, but it seems like touching an item can instantly spark it, or cause him to want to investigate.

>>86676014
So nobody has an answer for this?

>>86675494
Eunuchs usually keep the dick and with stimulation it can fuck, but will shoot blanks. Only the sperm part of ejaculate is produced in the nuts

>>86669036
Have you ever stood exposed in the snow? There is zero chance they were there for days.

>>86674893
Imagine riding at motorbike at 150mph towards the arctic, Dany is used to warm weather, she would'nt even get half way up Westeros before freezing solid.

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>>86672606
This fucking guy, that better be bait mane

>>86675683
>applying physics and logic to a world with shadow assassins and dragons

>>86676650
>its another anon thinking everything to disagree with him is a shitpost

>>86677436
>stories don't require a clear set of rules and realistic human psychology
The rules can be wacky but they have to be consistent. That's what people object to in this case.

You can also distill psychologically complex characters to archetypes and have it work. Depends on the type of story you're trying to tell.

It almost feels pointless responding to this particular method of dismissing criticism, because it's been refuted over and over. but whatever

>>86671282
So he is like doctor evil lowering austin powers into a laser seabass tank, just dragging it out for sport until the good guys figure out how to beat him? Do you think there was a wight begging him to just pick them off with the spears ala seth green in the AP movies?

>>86671828
Fucking this. Then in the boat dany and jon could talk about how its wierd jon has a special connection with the dragons, maybe she asks about his parents and jon begins to question his origin story. Could have actually advanced the plot instead of just pandering to shippers

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>>86659364

Jon was wet and he didn't want to touch him.

>>86671700
Pretty much what I expected as well.

>>86671823
>5 days
really? golly they do an awful job of showing time pass in that show
Also Night King = Bran Stark that's why he didn't kill his cousin, Jon.

>>86676050
Haven't bothered reading the leaked scripts, but felt this was really obvious. Both the books and the show has this formula of trapping you into thinking what is going on, then do a twist that basically points at you and laughs about how wrong you were. Arya and Sansa pretend to be arguing so that LF can lose his guard, thinking his plan is going as expected.

>>86674537
2 0 G O O D M E N

>>86676960
Were fucked

>>86672606
fucking idiot

>>86664011
The only people in the north metal working are the Thenn and they used bronze. Dumb giants can't mine, melt, or forge massive steel chains for no reason.

>>86659626
who this chunklet?

>>86673174
like you lol

>>86676970
The unsullied have their cock AND balls cut off, though.