/ourboyz/ just coped a dragon

>>86656763
t. slowpoke

>Armies couldn't take down a dragon
>nights king does it on his first try
The king we deserve

>>86656837
that scene was aesthetic af

>get in the horse hurry up!!!
>there's no time

DEAD ICEY CHAINS

>>86656887
there was time, although benjen didn't want to waste time explaining that he can't come past the wall anymore because of the magic. as well as he had decided living in the arctic shithole after fulfilling his destiny and purpose had no further gain. he could have avoided death there but i don't think he really cared since his purpose was to rescue bran/jon from peril

>>86656763
The white walkers don't seem all that threatening. It was 8 guys against their entire army and the 8 guys held out for like 15 minutes. The zombies fucking suck.

>>86656763
>their army managed to somehow get in the water and pull a dead dragon out from under the ice but had to wait days(weeks??) for ice to freeze so they could walk over and kill the heroes

what did they mean by this?

>>86656763
Old news

why did they not throw those fucking javelins at jon snow and friends?

>>86657948
>why did they not throw those fucking javelins at jon snow and friends?
They knew all along. The night king is playing 4d chess

REMINDER: Arya directly served Tywin Lannister in the show after the Lannisters had killed her father.

>>86657948
plot armour
>>86657305
This, it doesn't seem like there would be much difficulty in just leading an army up north and wiping them out. Now they have a dragon, though, so that'll be a shock.

>>86657948

NK doesn't care about them, that's pretty much it.

This scene would've been much more powerful had it not been spoiled a week in advance by you fucks. Seriously, just tell me in advance whether or not /tv/ is also spoiling the season finale so I know to steer clear of this board for a week.

So will it breathe fire still, or have ice breath?

>>86657948
The Night King is probably some form of a green seer and can see the future. He knew the dragon was going to come and he needs one to get past the wall.

That's why the White Walkers have been marching south for 7 seasons, but have yet to get to the wall. They were waiting for the moment that their enemies deliver a way to get past the wall to them.

THIS SHIT IS NOT OKAY

ARRGGHGHH!!!!
HOW COULD THEY DO THIS!!!!

THAT WAS ONE OF THE LAST 3 DRAGONS IN THE WORLD WHHHHYYYYYYYY!!!!

>>86658144
Littlefinger dies, Cersies baby dies in her tummy
:^)

>>86657220
t. director
neither you nor writers understood the scene and wouldn't be able to explain it
it was completely nonsense

>>86658207
It just has pretty blue eyes now and won't listen to mommy anymore. It's okay

>>86656763
coped or copped?

>>86657948

The Night King has divination powers, like when he's able to see Bran, so I'm guessing he knew the dragons were coming. That's why he made Jon and co. extremely visible from the air, on that island surrounded by wights -- they were bait so the dragons could find them easily. It's also why the Night King knew to have those huge chains close at hand.

The White Walkers also might've been invisible to the dragons, since the dragons obviously didn't see them.

Who fucking knows or cares at this point.

Why is the Night King such a threatening villain? Like I feel uncomfortable when the White walkers are on screen because they feel like a genuine threat.

>>86658428
goofy bullshit like that zombie snowstorm in hardhome ?

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He killed Viserion, the white dragon.

He raises him and gave him blue eyes

He's the blue eyed white dragon.

>>86658118
And? She had to and it wasn't Tywin that did it.

>there are people on /tv/ that didn't see the leak

fuck off normies

jon fucks dany at the end of the season right after bran finds out they are related

enjoy your finale

>>86658565
Arya told Sansa off for doing what the Lannisters told her to do, because she was a scared little girl. Meanwhile Arya was doing exactly the same thing.

Hypocritical as hell.

>>86658652
Bran already knows that you fucking moron

>>86658652
I read the leaks but I was in denial about the Viserion part


I was hoping they would change it because that's just fucked

The nights king and white walkers will never be explained further, will they? I mean we know their origin but thats kind of cliche and dull. And why are they suddenly invading again?

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>>86656837
literally could not be more /ourguy/

>>86658652

Bran knows that you cuck, he just doesn't care.

>>86657305

It was like the 8 best fighters in Westeros though.

He has giants and more polar bears.

>The bad guys are the guys all have blue eyes.

What did HBO and GRRM mean by this?

You'd think after the Lannister army ambush, that Dany would wanna armour up her dragons before battle

to you know


PROTECT THE LAST FUCKING 3 DRAGONS IN THE WORLD OMG

>>86658385

I care.

This show gets shittier by the episode.

I liked Season 1.

I liked Season 2.

Now we've been on a downhill roll in quality, and I've invested far too much time to just quit now.

>>86658807

You're a huge faggot.

I bet you think Dany and Jon are good characters.

>>86659074
>liking season 2
by season 2 you could already see it hitting the fan. sason 1 was pretty based, though. melisandre scenes were hot as fuck though

>>86658845
To destroy all men. That is what they were created to do

>>86657722
>Zombies jump into the water
>tie chains
>stay down there and sacrifice self
clearly they couldn't or had trouble swimming and getting out of the ice. They tried to pull the Hound in but i don't think they could have gotten out.

>>86659010
not like it would matter against an other's spear lol

unless it was valyrian steel

>>86658428
Because you have low standards.

>>86656763

I hate those nuisance noisy dragons. Always screaming and squealing. THEY NEVER SHUT UP! Always making stupid noises. This show is trash.

>>86658428
cuz your a gay fag

>>86659010
Nigga their hide is thicker than steel. That spear was made of pure PLOT and would've killed it either way

Most disturbing death in game of thrones ever

>>86658118

Her and Sansa's conversations are fucking brain dead retarded garbage

>Scouting party conspicuously has one zombie that doesn't belong to the White Walker troupe leader
>Literally only one standing when the other ones fell after the WWs death
>Implying this wasn't a trap set by the Night King
>Implying the whole ordeal of making them wait and killing a dragon in front of them wasn't one big mindfuck to get them more scared than ever

>>86657722
What I want to know is how they got those huge ass chains

Most of us knew this a week ago

>>86659408
That would imply that the Night King is some all knowing psychic which is dumb as shit.

>>86659408
They really did seem more prepared than ever. Like it legitimately looked like he was waiting for dragons to show up. Didn't even think, they just set him up with a spear and he went to town. On top of that he fucking threw it at one that was hard to hit instead of the one 2 feet in front of him.

>>86659221

That doesn't make any fucking sense at all given they've spent literally thousands of years NOT destroying men.

>>86658991
You know exactly what (((they)) meant

>>86659460
>night king not having every bit of "plot" armor that makes him dumb as shit.

His creation literally makes no sense to me.

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So why did Longclaw suddenly have black eyes after Jon grabbed it as he got out of the frozen lake?

Whats his endgame?

Like after he kills everyone and gets an army of the dead what does he do? I mean I feel like the night king really doesn't have a plan long term

>>86658197
imagine putting a handful of those ice mints in your mouth

>they're going for the "kill the zombie leader and the entire hivemind collapses" shlock

What the fuck is wrong with a good ol' fashioned fight against the undead? Why do we need retarded shit like this?

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agghh...

>>86659572
kill the rest of the children of the forest

>>86659572

Fuck knows how it'd play out on the stupid show, but in the books somehow they'll reveal an ancient pact has been broken and the children of the forest will return en masse to somehow save the day

>>86658532
das raccist white boi

I hate what Arya has become, she's just the edgelord COLDSTEEL wannabe assassin. Even went as far as to threaten her sister, and then gave a speech about how she could be anyone by cutting off faces.

Bitch is completely insane at this point, she'd be the type of girl to rape a corpse and then laugh while covered in blood.

>>86658144
The whole season was leaked months ago bruh

It was just the episode that was leaked early

>>86658197
Ice breath would be rad, but I think it has to be fire to bring down the wall. Maybe it will at least be blue.

>>86658144
>just tell me in advance whether or not /tv/ is also spoiling the season finale
The script was leaked months ago.

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>>86656763

>>86658991
>>86659527
>only people with blue eyes are real Europeans
Nice D&C tactics, Schlomo, but it's not going to work.

>From Kings Landing where there is no snow to Far beyond the wall is about 2-3 hours through the air

I don't understand how traveling works in this universe

>>86658845
They only have 7 episodes to finish up both major storylines. They won't be explaining anything and everything will be rushed and terrible.

>>86659572
Long ago in a distant land

>>86659726
oh fug

>>86658957
>It was like the 8 best fighters in Westeros though.
only sandor could be put on that list

>>86659726
i dont get what this is suggesting. two characters walking means they must be the same person? ij dumbass

>>86659744
I'm assuming she left like half a day after they left or some shit. Like she realized it's a dumb fucking idea before they even got to the wall, and by the time she got there they were in deep shit.

Only way I can make good reason out of this..

>>86659410
exactly what I was thinking. Did your fucking blacksmiths just make those or???

>>86659625
Budget in advance probably.

I wouldnt imagine asoiaf would be that schlocky. But if they do it this way it saves them potential battle scenes

Walk for a few minutes. Stop. Exposition and repeat.

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>>86659572
he doesn't have one, he's basically a construct of the children of the forest, his only goal is to kill all the humans.

>>86659877
look at their attire friend

I wasn't ready

Dragon got iced?

People on Reddit are talking like that was the greatest episode ever. I don't understand people.

>>86659877
Just autistic fan theories with no real backing or logic at all. Some people just think Bran is the Night King, or want him to be the night king for whatever reason. Now that Bran is a demi-god I guess.

Bran does seem like someone who just wants to destroy the world, he doesn't really care about anything at this point, neither does Arya. I'm noticing some of the characters are just becoming mentally insane, more so than before.

>>86659572
That's what Tyrion is for, didn't you see the scene about him demanding an end-game? Tyrion will come back with blue eyes

>>86659560
>>86659560
>>86659560

>>86657305
One wight was able to kick ass in earlier seasons. Those 8 are all mid level now, but your average level one soldier will still get wrecked. Also remember that the NK can OSKO dragons that can tank scorpion shots.

>>86659992
Like half the characters wear the same outfits. Jon Snow has worn the same outfit many times.

>>86659726
What did he mean by this?

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Night King be looking at Jon Snow like...

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>>86656763

WIGHT PRIDE WORLD WIDE

>>86660055
>People on Reddit
>Reddit

I found your problem, because people on Reddit think everything is amazing and they circlejerk about it.

>>86660055
They're disgusting pleb normies, anon. Never stoop to their level or attempt to understand what passes for thought in their peanut sized brains.

>>86660055
>People on reddit

Those aren't people

Totally didn't see a frozen dragon coming, haha.
Totally didn't see plot holes and devices that saved main characters coming, haha.
Totally didn't see dragonborn incest coming, haha.
Ha
Haha
Hahaha

This show fucking blows.

>>86659475
plot twist\
he kept them alive because he needs them alive? killing the dragon at the base would've killed their escape? spitballing

>>86658385
that makes sense.

>>86660176
You're forgetting the supersonic ravens

Can someone explain how she knew where exactly those bumble heads were located in that tundra?

>>86660258
They gave her a map.

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>>86659475
>>86659726
Maybe that's how he knows everything

>>86660145
I never really call "reddit" but
>reddit

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Will he have 3 soon to be able to summon Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon?

If the zombies who went underwater came up later, why didn't them just try to swim ? or keep going until you have a floor of zombies to move from the depths of the lake; I mean, they took our sweet salamander friend out, one of them must have gone to put the chains down there

>>86659688
He wanted to be racist he'd call him Blue Peeps Honkey Dragon

>>86659726
>arya talks about how Bran left one arrow with his bow earlier in the episode
>later in the episode the Night King takes down Viserion with one spear

really gets those almonds cooking

>>86659699
This. I really enjoyed her scenes back before, when she was a cute tomboy having fun adventures around the world.

Now everything went to shit. It's getting late for her defloration.

>>86658736
I think that serving Tywin a cup of tea is a little step down from publicly denouncing your father, labeling him a criminal as one of his kin and thereby making him a traitor for the rest of history, and telling your brother to come bend the knee to the child that just chopped off his head when he was supposed to be given the chance to take the black.

>>86660393
why didn't the fucking wights just use ranged attacks i.e. archery. Why didn't the night king just fucking kill them with his ice javelins. The plot armor in this show is beyond retarded now

How come the night kang didn't kill Jon while he was still on the Rock's

Either way Dumb Dragon Cunt would have still come to the same place regardless of him being alive or dead

>>86659712
With ice breath he could make a handicap access ramp over the wall

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Was anyone else genuinely impressed by Emilia Clarke's acting this episode? She really made you believe she wanted Jon

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When the fuck are we getting ice spiders, bros?

>>86657305
Those zombies were rotten my man, the wight in the first season couldn't be dismembered easily, NK just need to kill a bunch of soldiers, revive them, and its gg for westeros

>>86660494
She really is brilliant. This is the face of a mother who has just lost her child. You can really feel the pain and agony.

>>86660146
that technique

>>86660499
The CGI budget goes all into the dragons, hence why we don't even see Ghost

>>86660055

>going to reddit

>>86660393
Even better question:
Most of them could run faster than the human troop, legs up sprinting. The circled one was very wary when they were catching him. The jawless one noticed the rock. The moat was actually pretty small.

What was preventing them from just jumping it? Literally nothing. They had the agility and intellect. Apparently they only lose that when George needs to pull something out of his ass?

>>86660545
He was an Olympic javelin tosser in life.

>>86658342
>and wouldn't be able to explain it
He just did

>>86660494
jorah cucked again

>>86656877
But why did the spear explode?

>>86660546

This is practically the biggest show ever. HBO better throw everything they got in the budget for the final damn season.

>>86660494
I think it had more to do with the fact that one of her dragon's was killed in front of her, but I suppose Jon drowning was also playing a role in that expression as well. But obviously it had a lot to do with the dragon dying in front of her.

>>86660583
3 levels into magic missile.

>>86659485
they were defeated somehow a long time ago and a giant wall that is theorized to have magical runes preventing them from moving south. Their reasons for things are a mystery, and seeing that they are seemingly immortal from age, then what would the rush be if they could possibly fail again?

>>86660146
This is what will happen after shit skins take over.

>>86660494
My favorite part was when she couldnt cry after her dragon died while she and Jon talked in bed.

>>86660258
The dragons have extremely good sense of smell.

>>86660583
Hit the dragon's flammable sac or something. The flames came from Viserion not the spear.

>>86656763
>Ignore the easy kill, grounded black dragon
>kills the flying, white dragon
Is night king a /pol/tard

>>86660494
I liked her snow dress

Are we all going to forget that The Hound, quite truly /ourguy/, is headed south to deliver the Wight to Queen Cunt in Kings Landing?
Cleganebowl confirmed mother fuckers!

>>86660583
Most dragons in fiction tend to have a dedicated internal organ to explain how it breathes fire, I think the spear punctured it and the flame escaped through the wound.

>>86660570
I'm not convinced a lot of this recent writing is Martin's, it's coming off like Martin didn't give the writers a lot of material so shit is just being made up to the point of it looking like fan fiction

>>86660734
It was confirmed that Martin gave D&D the broad strokes and the final fates off all the characters and just left the details to the showrunners.

None of their lives was worth Viserion


Humans are expendable.
Fucking innocent dragons are not

>>86660055
if 4chan had accounts and upvotes we would love everything like merry cretins too instead of giving unfiltered opinions and calling each other retards for next to no reason

retard

is the next episode going to be leaked too or will whoever stole them be payed off by HBO to not do this?

>>86660716
I thought that was pretty retarded to be honest. Looked dumb as shit when she walked out wearing it, who makes all her clothes anyway? Her barbarian horde tailors just thought it would be a good idea to make her a snow queen outfit?

So, next episode is season finale?

>>86659531
quality post

This show has been taken over by LBGT propaganda and their beta cucks activists

>no more sex scenes
>no more explicit rape or killing whores
>all males are cucks rules by YASSS THE GURLSSS

Prove me wrong

>>86660494
Her pitch, her mannerisms, her facial expressions, body language, everything completely mimics somebody that is in love when she's around Jon.

Just watch the ending part when she says he should get some rest.

She sounds weak, fragile, and in love.

She's doing a great job.

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>>86660530

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>>86656763
>tfw no new /tv/ banner

>>86660494
TOO SHORT

>>86660776
You're on the wrong board, plebbit is
>>>>>>>>>>that way

>>86660837
Next episode has Dany and Jon fucking and we already had that dumbass scene where Greyworm ate out Missandei. D&D are just streamlining everything's there's no real room for the "fluff" scenes anymore.

>>86658385
Having the chains prepared is one thing. Getting a hand on chains like that north of the wall is another.

The only place where you could reasonably source chains of that size would be one of the wall fortresses of the night's watch, or at best a really big giant, who is really into the SM lifestyle.

>>86660583
The usual non-magic explanation for dragon fire is that the dragon has two bladders or what have you full of chemicals that are are kept separate in it's body. The two chemicals are hypergolic, meaning that they combust when they come in contact with each other. Many rocket engines work the same way.

The ice spear hit the dragon's neck, so presumably it sliced through the tubes that pump the chemicals towards the mouth for combustion. That caused the chemicals to combust in/around the wound.

>>86660837
Well what do you expect, they ran out of source material a while ago, and GRRM is just a fat sweaty pervy nerd. Now that they have to come up with their own shit, of course it default to libshit 'muh progressive agenda'

>>86660548
>NOT going to reddit in 2017

u srs?

Why aren't the Ironborn sinking all of these ships they are sending back and forth?

>>86660710
He had an entire army watching him so he decided to flex his ice dick and 360 no scope the flying dragon like a boss

>>86659460
It's simple the wildings weren't uneartherning the Horn to blow down they wall. They were digging up the script for the show. And now the Night King has it. It was right there in the snow

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>>86656763
Heh heh heh I'm not letting you go that easily foolish girl...

I want to see your cute face break into tears!

>What?!

Behold your demise! You lose the game... with this BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!

>>86661111
>what?!
>not masaka?!
You ruined it

reminder Kelly C dragons are not the last ones of the world
go read about Asshai faggots

>>86658144
I know right! Fucking RUINED the whole thing. Usually tv can be legit but you fuckers truly took the magic out of watching today. I'll never get that moment back.....

>>86661166
i will do better in the next thread i spam this

>>86657220
not for nothing but if he was undead couldn't he just jump in the water at the coast and swim around the wall since he can't drown?

>>86658532
>Not making it say Blue Eyes Wight Dragon

gay

>>86660729
Doesnt happen til season 8 episode 5

>>86658144
Underage b&

>>86660258

She followed the quest marker after fast travelling

>>86660986
I think he was gonna throw the spear to drogon, but then his lieutenant challenged him to hit the flying one

So in the span of maybe 24 hours they were able to

>Have Gendry run all the way back to the wall
>Have a tiny ass raven fly all the way across the continent
>Have Dany prepare and fly all the way back across the continent

What the fuck?

>>86660583
the spear hit the gas tank aka the gas sac that most fantasy dragons have to explain their fire breathing ability

i swear to god I wish I could see a picture of some of you retarded fucks just so I could confirm that it's not your fault you post stupid things and it's clearly a result of downs or something

>>86660494
GET HYPE FOR JON & DAENERYS BOAT SEX

>>86660837
>LBGT propaganda
>no more sex scenes

uwotm8

>>86658206

This. Green seer night king, hence why he could see Bran in the visions. Set a trap to get a dragon, which he will use to melt the wall. And a white walker is a form of worg, hence why the wights die when you kill a walker. Prove me wrong.

This is very harsh on my autism

https://youtu.be/kv40ZgC1SLA

Hbo writers source material

>>86661478
i-i-is this titus pullo ?

>>86660146
Anti-long night is a codeword for anti-wight.

>>86661440
Wouldn't viserion now breathe ice though?

>>86659378
ya rly. Jesus fucking christ

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>MFW VISERION DIED DEFENDING SOME FUCKING MEN AND PATRIARCHY

>>86657948
They weren't a threat.

Meanwhile Viseryon was in the sky and burning his entire army and looked liked he was coming for the night king next.

>>86661582

Blue flames is my guess.

>>86658141
yeah. that why he paused his whole army to stand around a frozen pond for a few days.

>>86660922
>>86660583
But in the books the explanation is just magic. The return of the the dragons stregthens all magic in the world causing the glass candles to burn brighter and the sorcerer powers to become real again.

>>86661595
nothing gayer than pretending to be a skeleton on 4chan

>>86661620

>days

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>>86659625
Just when you think all hope is lost and Jon is about to die (again) he is saved randomly (again) by one of Craster's wives stabbing the NK in the back with a dragonglass dagger.

D&D can't seem to resist Dues Ex Machina as Jon's only method for success. Have we ever seen him succeed from skill or good decision making?

>>86661348
>>Have Gendry run all the way back to the wall
it's pretty obvious at this point that there are complex paths beyond the wall that zig-zag amongst the mountains. its possible for a single character to run really fast, over the mountains, and not have to walk all the way around.

>>Have a tiny ass raven fly all the way across the continent
the ravens are special ravens capable of mach 1-2 flight

>>Have Dany prepare and fly all the way back across the continent
dragons only seem slow because of the cinematic effect achieved by camera angles and travel speeds, while IRL they are capable of supersonic flight. Dany left last minute, after finishing her glass of wine and making sure her makeup was on point.

>>86658385
>The Night King has divination powers, like when he's able to see Bran, so I'm guessing he knew the dragons were coming. That's why he made Jon and co. extremely visible from the air, on that island surrounded by wights

This would have been a cool concept but D&D are legit retarded and do not think of things in such depth.

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>>86661760
>the ravens are special ravens capable of mach 1-2 flight

>>86661620
Was it a few days? The time scale is all fucked up. Gendry made it back to the wall in no time. A Raven was able to fly from the Wall to Dany. Seems like it would have had to be a few days, but it wouldn't take that long for the water to refreeze.

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7 white men

With the events for Charlottesville, is this lack of diversity appropriate?

>>86661811
It was day when he left, we see the men at night, then waking up in the morning. At best this implies it was just 24 hours.

>>86661796
postal ravens bro. its like the fedex of their land.

>>86661824
Probably fine, it's hbo

>>86661811

What I want to know is why the water was unfrozen in the first place. They're North of the wall for one, and in the beginning of a very long and very harsh Winter.

what if bran is the night king

Only reddit hates the Night King.

>>86661875
Water doesn't freeze to the bottom in the Arctic/Antarctic, either. It would be pretty thick, though. Impossibly hard to break kind of thick, which makes breaking the ice not very realistic.

>>86661824
One of them likes dick

>>86661824
dude it's cool, whitey is doing all the work saving the rest of the poc's. like he should.

>>86661620
Some anons say he is like bran, and he was baiting dany to bring her dragons so he could get one and melt the wall, and judging by older chapter where he touched bran while in a vision, I believe it

>>86656763
>DON'T MIND ME, JUST PIRATING THIS DRAGON
...Still think piracy is a victimless crime?

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>Drogon, burn those faggots on the horses
>*credits roll*

>>86661931
so it was confirmed that ygritt was a trap ?

>>86661928

I know that, I'm more concerned with why it was 2 inches thick and not 2 feet.

>>86661875
Could have been part of a river or stream. Moving water takes much longer to freeze.

>>86661824

Black man north of the wall would run the suspension of disbelief

>>86660837
Lbgt propeganda
>only two possible rightful rulers are men
All is well friend.

Khal Drogo vs The Hound in single combat. Who do you pick.

>>86662102
Baric.

>>86662102
the hound

>>86661979
Like the other anon said, even a light current is enough to keep it from freezing. Guess that depends if it was a large still lake or connected to other rivers.

But then again, we're talking about a show that defies logic all the time.

>>86660583
Max level Ice Javalin

>>86660055
Cause you're a cynical fat loser lol

>even the Twitter normies are making fun of the superspeed Gendry and teleporting ravens

Is this it for D&D?

>>86661960
>4 white walkers with 4 spears
Now you have 3 undead dragons, and thargaryen undead pussy for NK

>>86662102
Hound. Big fucker like that in heavy armour with a big ass sword. Khal is fucked.

>>86662173
To be fair, never really said how far out they were, Gendry is fine - especially considering that they spent the night out there - it's really only the ravens that are dumb.

>>86662193
They try to hype of the Dothraki as some unstoppable warriors yet in the books and show all they do is attack and rape innocent people who they outnumber by a fuckload. They are opportunists.

>>86659010
Dragons are pretty much impossible to kill in a medieval setting.

And more importantly, the show has been focusing on the captain sensible thing that is Danny riding the dragons without ANY protection (it's outright stated one archer could kill her dead with a good shot).

>>86662102
Drogo got scratched by a shitty foot soldier and died. His head was too big to win any meaningful fight.

>>86658385
They SHOULD have just had th NK sacrifice like 1000 wights to raise the dragon on themselves

>>86662173
He wasn't carrying an axe guys, it's fine, that's how he did it stupids

>>86662253
The ice blades are incredibly sharp, dude. Impossible to break, even with Valyrian steel. And wasn't that steel credited as being strong enough to pierce a dragon?

>>86662102
Remember in season 1 when Jorah fought a dothraki and kicked his ass because plate mail + expertly smithed swords beats loincloths + tribal weaponry?

Nevermind that in season 7 they act like an army of well trained, well equipped soldiers can't even put up the smallest amount of resistance against them, well before the dragon roasts them all.

>>86659726
if bran was the night king why would he build the wall?

>>86662253
>impossible
More life just difficult. You either have an army of scorpions manned by expert marksmen or you have to find a way to ambush it on the ground (maybe with a large net or a pit).

>>86660055
Imblyign that HBO and the mods aren't botting upvotes and astroturfing PR posts

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>>86656763
Slowpoke.

We've literally know this since October 2016.

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>Go on expedition beyond the wall to bring a Wight to King's Landing
But last season the children of the forest said that there were ancient runes carved into the wall that stopped the Night King's magic from working south of it

>Send gendry back to Eastwatch to send a raven while we stay and fight
How did gendry make it from Mt. Arrowhead to eastwatch so fast? It takes Rangers days to make it to Craster's Keep (WITH favorable weather) which is 60 miles from the wall. And with all of the Watches lying on the same meridian of The Wall we can summise certainty that Mt.Arrowhead is even farther than Craster's. Are we supposed to believe that gendry somehow made the potential 7day+, 60mile+ trek with no supplies in the dead of winter? Does that mean Jon's Adventure Party has been in a stand-off with the dead army for those 7+ days?

>Walkers are strong enough to hurl an ice javelin with the force and precision of Cersei's Scorpion bolt launcher
Then how is jon strong enough to parry their attacks consistently and HOW MANY TIMES IS JON GOING TO KILL THE LONGHAIRED WHITE WALKER DURING THE COARSE OF THIS SERIES? I've been rewatching the series all week and Jon has killed him at least 3 times and Sam - once.

>Tormund: How many people had to die for Mance's pride

Did the writers just completely forget what Tormund's character is? In season 4 i believe it is; Mance specifically said that it wasn't pride that made him not bend his knee.

And how is arya a badass that can match Brienne and a Garrett-tier thief when she was consistently getting her shit pushed after her training ended and was being persued by the other dyke-assassin?

Does DnD just not give a fuck anymore? Their bag of fucks to be given is officially empty. Was the writing this season just to supplement the CGI?

>>86662322
>well equipped
70% of the lannister army is wearing leather jerkins (maybe even just black cloth). Maybe they should have spend less money on those shitty ornate helmets and gotten something simpler along with chainmail hauberks.

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>We need to bring a wight back to Cersei to prove the undead are real!
>Cersei: Hi, have you met my undead bodyguard? What were you trying to prove again?
>Jon's face when

Why is the Night King a manlet? What's the reasoning behind this?

>>86659726
Jaime is Azor Ahai and will kill the Night King(Bran). We literally saw him get born again amidst smoke and salt.

ALL the events of the series began when Jaime pushed Bran out of the tower.

>>86659726
Night King(Human form) had blue eyes. Bran has black soulless eyes.

>>86660494

I've definitely been one to throw out that emilia clark has been a shitty actor ... for like 90% of the show but even i can admit she really nailed it this episode.

>>86659460

Well, he is the three-eyed raven. Who we've been led to believe knows things. All the things.

Why didn't Tormund die?

This would have been a perfect episode to kill him off, just like the dothraki battle episode would have been a good time to kill Bronn off while saving Jamie's life.

The only people that died was an irrelevent manbun and a bunch of worthless redshirts. D&D are fucking soft pussies who surround every slightly important character with plot armor. The reason GOT became popular is because the unpredictability of killing off main characters at a moments notice and now that fear previously instilled in the viewers is gone.

>>86662416
kek

>>86662416

Lol, forgot about that

FINALE LOOKS LIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5xdTlgaaaw

>Dat greyjoy fleet showing their power to the pitiful remnants of Dany's invasion fleet.
>dat battle scene
>dat dragonpit meeting with Cersei and Dany face to face.

>>86662312
I don't know about piercing a dragon, but those ice spears literally pulverize normal weapons,so yeah

>>86662505

Because Tormund still serves a purpose?

Not everything has to be 'SHOCK VALUE OMG' to be good.

>>86662505

>Thoros
>irrelevant

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>>86662322
>>86662415

This. In Jorahs case it made sense, that was full plate. This was historically somewhat accurate as well. The mongols would destroy grunt troops in light armor but there were failures when going up against heavily armored units. Also those spears were ridiculous in dealing with cavalry charges. Try these next time.

>>86658144
>Coming to 4chan, at all

You were going to get spoiled as soon as you came to this site.

>>86662505
He's gotta fuck Brienne and have huge monster children with her.
Fan service.

>>86662259
Gypsy witch killed him though, and he got hurt because he wanted to, as retarded as it sounds

Is the Night King necessarily evil or does he just want to ensure that the zombie dude race keeps existing?

>>86658144
>A week in advance
It's been known since October 2016.
The season leaks were 100% accurate scene for scene.

>>86659531
saved

>>86659831
>Sandor
>Best fighter
PLEASE, Sandor was a literal walking punchline this entire episode.

1. BTFO'd by fire
2. BTFO'd by polar bear
3. BTFO'd game of wits by Tormund
4. Can't even throw rocks far
5. Can't even swing hammer good
6. Has a potty mouth
7. Sabotages group by throwing rocks.

He's clearly physically very strong, but his weaknesses are really apparent now. In a fight, Tormund, Jon, and Jorah all have a chance at beating him.

Regardless, who else in the Seven Kingdoms counts as a 'Best Fighter' who is still living?

Jaime lost his hand, so he's out. Greyworm? His skill level is basically just on par with any random soldier. The Mountain is fucking dead, we haven't seen him do much reanimated, can assume he's strong but slow and retarded. All the Dorne bitches are dead. Euron has one good fight to his name and that's it. Brienne? Even as a Mary Sue she's not that good.

So yeah, literally Jon, Tormund, Sandor, and Jorah are some of the best fighters left in Westoros. Jamie is probably in the top 10-15 and I'd put Bronn in there, even though his greatest skill is knowing he needs to cheat.

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>>86662548
the last 8 episodes, including last season, his story-arc has been:
>"stare wide-eyed at brienne"


Go on, i'll wait for you to explain this garbage, Benioff.

>>86662645
Their race isn't in danger of going extinct, they're just used to their privilege and are upset that the world is changing and becoming more diverse.

>>86662650
You must have read different leaks than I

>>86662259
lol Drogo was wounded by another Khal.

>>86660451
I'm guessing he somehow knew about the dragons.

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>>86662669
>Regardless, who else in the Seven Kingdoms counts as a 'Best Fighter' who is still living?
Daily reminder.

>>86662365
Well since it's the Night King, is it really that surprising he's stronger than the regular White Walkers?

>>86660649
The show implies the Night King is the first White Walker, created by the CoTF. Problem is the Long Night, which featured the Others/White Walkers and wights, took place a full thousand years before the Night King.

This is where D&D obviously diverge from the book. Or maybe they're on the same page. GRRM did some weird interview where he was asked about the spelling of Nights King v the Night King. Apparently all he said was he preferred the Nights King spelling and didn't get into it.

MY WIGHTS BE LIKE OOOH AHHH OOOO OOOO MY WIGHTS BE LIKE

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So the House of Black and White are content having a mentally unhinged teenage girl who has no sense of right or wrong running around the world with magical powers and super assassin training? Are they apathetic or just incompetent?

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>Zombies come
>WE NEED TO SEND A RAVEN
>Message reaches Dany on the other side of the continent in half a day apparently
>Dragons take even less to travel
>Jon gets rescued by professor Lupus for no reason and doesn't freeze to death

Is Littlefinger dead and Arya has been wearing his face for a few episodes already?

>>86662682

>the white woman bringing hordes of brown pillagers and rapists to ruin all vestiges of civilized society

Sounds about right.

>>86660837
Your post makes no sense.

>>86660908
But literally that Dragon is worth more than any one of their lives except maybe Jon Snow and even that's a stretch.

The Night King having a dragon is WORST CASE. It's like giving terrorists dozens of nukes. That dragon is going to bring down the wall, it's going to fuck up the rest of the Nights Watch, it's going to kill thousands of people easily, and it'll probably directly lead to the death of one of the other dragons.

>>86662505
Bronn and Jamie should have died.

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>>86661960

>implying fire can kill him

>>86662822
She paid her life to whatever they pray to with the other dyke assassin, why should they chase her?

You think Arya has a quick tug whenever she wears a male's face just to see what it's like?

>>86662912
Jamie needs to kill Cersei before he dies.

>>86662548
>Because Tormund still serves a purpose?

WHAT IS HIS PURPOSE?

He literally just tries to fuck some disgusting she-beast to make feminist viewers happy. His purpose should have been to die so that Jon would rage and there would be some type of emotion. Jon raging would also explain why he kept fighting instead of getting on the Dragon when everyone else was waiting for him, it would have made sense.

>>86662981
Why DID Jon keep fighting?

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>>86656763
>expected the Night King to use a group of zombie giants tossing javelins to kill a dragon
>they just have the Night King huck an exploding ice spear at it
Why does everything have to be comic book shit? The Night King has to personally kill the dragon because reasons? Am I just being overly critical?

>>86662175
Meh, I think if the dragons came head on blowing fire the ice spear might even melt.

>>86663002
For the juicy thargaryen pussy

>>86663029
Considering you are posting anime I am going to say you are at fault.

>>86663002

Pretty sure he didn't want any wights to fuck with the dragon in the process of takeoff.

https://youtu.be/DoXFDABbitU?t=13m10s

Watch from 13:10 - 13:50
Normie reaction to Benjen had me laughing.

>You wasted Uncle Benjen just now!

>>86663002
Because if the zombie got to the dragon, it could do something?

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>>86658532
>>86659688
>>86661252
>>86656763

>>86663002
He was trying to cut a way through the whole horde to get a shot at killing the leader. If he succeeded, he could have ended it all right then and there, for all he knew. And we know that Jon makes foolish and unwise decisions when under pressure. Stupid, but not any more stupid than charging the Bolton host alone on foot. At least he stays consistent.

This episode was one of the dumbest GoT episodes I've seen. It had some good hype moments, but still dumb as fuck.

>>86660583
he uses flame necromancer build

>>86663116
Bonus at
14:30

>>86663058
Remember where you are.

>>86663110
Everyone was literally waiting and staring and he just kept pushing deeper and deeper into them. It made no sense when it takes a second to hop on and gtfo.

>>86658197
It's just gonna be really cold fire.

>>86663223
On the Television and Film board.

>>86663029
>Night King huck an exploding ice spear at it
The ice lance didn't explode, that was viserion craning his head back, thats actually what happens but it was so fast that you have to slow down the shot

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>>86663153
>wight walker

>>86663232
Wait, so if a dragon made of fire collided with a dragon made of ice what would happen?

>>86663227

I know it. Remember a couple of kikes are the showrunners now with no GRRM, don't expect too much to make sense.

So, is Jon immune to frostbite now? Why did they add that extra bit of stupidity. Just have him get on the dragon, dumb fuck writers.

>>86663153
>Light

>>86661938
kek

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>>86663257
Here you go faggot

>>86663352
Blue eyes is light

>>86663351
They had to kill off that other guy.

>>86659699
It's really sunken low in the character writing at this point. I thought it couldn't get as bad as it did with the Sand Snake's but this episode was on par.

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>>86659378
Is steel known for being thick?

>>86663275
>dragon made of fire collided with a dragon made of ice
A song of Ice and Fire.
POTTERY
O
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T
E
R
Y

>>86662691
Not sure if I believe you.

>>86663351

Daily reminder that Jon Snow would've died in a matter of minutes under those conditions.

>>86663442
Well except Jon is a wight so it doesn't affect him.

>>86662645
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for wight children

>>86659402
So much this, this shit needs to stop.

>>86663403
But why? Everyone forgot about him.

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>>86658144
JON SNOW DIES IN THE LAST EPISODE OF SEASON EIGHT WHEN DROGON IGNITES THE REST OF THE WILDFIRE BELOW THE DRAGONPIT.

DAENERYS DIES IN CHILDBIRTH.

JON AND DANY'S CHILD IS A GIRL WHO GETS NAMED LYANNA, WHO BECOMES THE QUEEN IN THE END, WITH TYRION BEING THE QUEEN'S REGENT UNTIL SHE COMES OF AGE.

BRAN DIES EARLY IN SEASON 8 AND GETS RESURRECTED BY ONE OF THE LAST LIVING WHITE WALKERS TO BECOME THE NEXT NIGHT KING.

>>86663351
>is Jon immune to frostbite now?
Danny is inmune to fire, so it's only logical that Jon would be inmune to cold. A son of Ice and Fire remember?

>>86663351
Starks are immune to ice like Targeryans are immune to fire

>>86660494
She stared off into space and could barely muster a tear.

She's awful and not worth HBO's money

>>86663486

He was affected by the cold hence why he's probably unconscious when he makes it back. And the biggest thing he was affected by was shit writers.

>>86663521

Sounds like pure fan fiction bullshit even with D&D.

>>86663521
Nice headcannon, faggot.

>>86663521
Reported

>>86663244
On a fucking anime imageboard do we have to have this retarded back and forth shitposting literally every time someone uses an anime reaction image

>>86663521
>fake leaks
They don't have the balls to kill Dany.

>>86663610

>implying D&D haven't made this show into one retarded fanfiction already

>>86663640
We wouldn't if you'd go back to your board.

>>86660915
stfu and enjoy the fantasy

>>86663641
This, feminist would rage so hard if she died. She's the only real female character that feminists probably care about.

>>86663351
Tip: They had to tie off the loose end that is Benjin and they didn't have room in the next season so they made that scene to cheaply and easily end his plotline.

>>86663651

Anon... I'm hoping they're not this terrible.

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>>86656763
I always felt the (((jews))) built this up to be one big ass subliminal SJW message. If I'm wrong and there is no secretive mass brainwashing plot going on... the white walkers win come out on top and the night king will end up on the throne. Him or littlefinger. They are both based and worthy of the throne. In a perfect world, good kings or queens would rule without enemies.... in our world, we are ruled by people who decided to become the enemy in other people's eyes.

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>>86663610
>>86663633
>>86663641
• Jorah has made it into Dragonstone and finds Daenerys laboring. Things don’t look too bright for her. A sad Samwell concludes that both mother and child could never survive together and he only can save one of them. Jorah wants Daenerys to survive but Daenerys doesn’t want to give up on her baby. Samwell sets through and Daenerys manages to deliver her baby. Samwell tells Daenerys that she has delivered a girl and asks for her name. A very weakened Daenerys wants to name her baby Lyanna, as Jon would have liked that. Daenerys is dying and Missandei, Varys and Jorah realize that. The Golden Company is getting the upper-hand and start to invade the stairs to Dragonstone as well. Daenerys says goodbye to Jorah and thanks him for always being there for her. Jorah expresses his love for her and Daenerys asks Jorah to continue his oath and to keep her daughter safe for her together with Missandei. She asks Jorah to release her from her suffering and to kill her. Jorah says he never could and it’s Varys who puts Samwell’s sword, Heartsbane, through Daenerys’s chest.

End episode 5

• We end with a scene in the far far North, in the Lands of Always Winter. A single White Walker rides to and brings the body of Bran Stark to an altar. Remember that the Night King stabbed Bran in episode 2. He was stabbed in the heart with Dragonglass. He performs a certain ritual and Bran opens his eyes. They’re bright blue. The White Walker puts a crown on Bran’s head and the altar slowly changes into one of ice. Winter is coming…

End episode Six.

>>86660146
ALT WIGHT RISES

>S1
>A cut causes a deadly infection
>Now
>Characters can sleep off frostbite and multiple stab wounds

>>86663823
Not to mention being mauled by the world's largest bear.

>>86663760
In a perfect world Hot Pie would gain the iron throne.

MY TERRIBLE PREDICTION BUT MOST LIKELY HABBENING.... White walker dragon will freeze Daenerys to death. Then her dragons will try to unfreeze her and burn her miserably. This will be the only true GOT conclusion. It will become so ugly you will throw up.

>>86663804
Do you autistic basement dwelling virgins find joy in ruining things of others? I can't comprehend what head space you people are in.

>>86663841
Meanwhile, Robert could barely move after he was gored by a boar.

>>86660055
this was an epic episode, what are you talking about?

>>86663935
It isn't real, anon.

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>>86662733

Reminder that we will LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY see Zombie Hodor next episode.

>>86663935
Hahah you mad normie FAGGOT. The entire final season will be spoiled for you. Deal with it, bitch.

>>86663935
welcome to the internet. lurk more.

>>86660055
Maybe is because this was an actually GOOD episode don't you think?

The spoilers/leak are the thing ruining the experience for you all. I haven't read nor watch any spoiler/leak so far and I thought the episode was good though there clearly were some plot conveniences.

I think I'm not gonna leave my bed for the next few days. This was too much

>>86664017
people who didn't give a shit about this episode are GOT LURKERS.. they dont really care about GOT...

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>>86656763
me tonight

>>86659572
There must be another Lich King.

>>86659699
Hot!

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>>86661595
Viserion AND Uncle Benjen/Daario/Euron

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Daily reminder that the dragons had to fly about 3x the distance in a day that it took to get from essos to dragonstone.