HOH:xmas
Veto:jason
Nominations:matt/jason
previously on /bb/ >>86640988
>no temptations in OP
>another boring week
shit season
>>86653679
doesn't even matter Mark is gone
>>86653679
it was useless anyway, just like this season
>only with this episode Raven has more DRs than Jillian
why don't you love me, production
>>86653679
paul is safe for another week
what a shocker
Meech was lowkey a smokebomb.
"BIG MOVES" Christmas!
LETS GO
>>86653749
Protecting her from negative reception. She's a piece of shit in the house.
>>86653749
>raven: production hasn't called me in in 2 days now
>3 more weeks of temptation bullshit
this is not big brother anymore
>>86653776
Who?
>>86653776
Ian, stop. You were ran out of here last year for this.
>>86653776
she was visiting my city last weekend but i didnt see her at any of the bars. wouldve face fucked her and shared the pics with the bombsquad
>>86653776
If you put Michelle on this season she would be /ourgirl/ by comparison to these other retards.
>>86653826
BUT ANON
EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED XD
>production showing footage of josh during jessica hoh
>>86653905
She loves face fucking
I didn't think it was possible but there is literally no one to root for after this Thursday
Can someone explain to me why Christmas thinks backdooring Mark is a big move?
>>86654008
Why duh, it's what Pa---I mean the house wants
>>86654008
Snowed by Paul
>>86654008
because the DR told her to make it seem like a big move to create drama for the viewers
>>86653934
When they put him up as a replacement he needs to start blowing shit up.
>>86653983
i went to >10 bars looking for her bruhbruh
>>86654008
xmas will be targeted by the house and get evicted next week because she made this move
>>86654045
By doing what? The only thing he could possibly do is try to work alex and jason into believing they were the real target if he got saved. Information he was no privy to.
>>86654094
Just make stuff up.
with this retarded temptation twist it probably means that second DE will only happen two weeks from now
they might go from F7 to F3 in one week
>>86654005
A Raven and Matt final two with retarded cereal guy winning is what I want out of this shit season.
>>86654125
I mean he COULD but they all talk to each other and paul will damage control like usual.
>gets a ''save a friend'' apple
>no friends in the house
this hurts
>>86654210
>matt's entire speech is about how they should give raven the money
>jury votes for matt anyways
>season ends with a disappointed matt face after he wins
how this season deserves to end
>>86654040
Even showfags arent dumb enough to believe getting Mark out is a big move
>alex thinks kevin is a cop
>doesnt want to talk in private
????????????
>>86654358
They have been conditioned by the based rat man to ostracize people they are targeting.
What I find so sexy about meech is that you can tell she really hates herself.
>>86654394
she will def do what you say in the relationship to keep you around
i will take meechposting or nicoleposting over pandafaggotry any day of the week
>KEVIN STOP ASKING ME WHAT HAVE-NOTS CAN EAT ITS DRIVING ME INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>86654528
As long as it's not Bridgette posting.
>>86654528
what about britbrit
>>86654568
We all agree Alex is WAY worse than Michelle, right?
>>86654698
brenchel going to be on rhap
>>86654724
i support this 100%
>>86654214
What do you think his pits smell like, /bb/?
>>86653776
>>86653983
I'd marry her and get her pregnant
saving this season
>Same exact swan floatie as in the BB house
What did she mean by this?
>>86654801
ass
>>86654817
She could move to Mexico and blend right in.
>>86654906
She's asian puto
>>86654890
"Ass" and you shall receive, anon
>>86654939
>Filipino
>/realasian/
nope.
And she looks like a Mexican lady.
psst hey anons
>>86654999
he is supergay
the threads are saved!
>>86654739
I remember I was 14 when Britney got on big brother and I blew so many loads to her. Literally the perfect woman
>>86653611
show is boring and unwatchable
>>86655066
I sure hope so
>>86655095
i like ur style
>>86655066
he's actuallybye-sexual
>>86654724
>>86654874
>alexfag dumped his shitty gook for prime cunny
this is a massive improvement
This doesn't even feel like a real season. It feels less authentic than OTT. How did they manage to do this?
>>86655159
BEST TITS
>>86655194
sadly im not alexfag
i would do anything to stop the insufferable pandafag spamming
>>86655226
Those tiny nips :)
>>86655194
retard
>>86655246
keep up the good work
reminder the temptation competition is a curse for jessica
>>86655199
Frank and Nicole would have made a cuter showmance than Frank and Bridgette.
>>86655266
nope. I'm Mr Big Moves
>>86655309
the temp comp is over
>>86655266
>>86655292
learn what prime means retard
>>86655339
>>86655266
>>86655346
>/bb/ favorite being taken out by house idiot
pottery
>>86655339
what was her music?
>>86655348
yuck digusting
>>86655420
mambo number five
>>86655420
lenny kravitz
>>86655441
>trying really hard to cum
>>86655420
despacito
>>86655339
>>86655383
>>86655441
>>86655420
slipknot
>>86655522
I wonder how much vic likes that song
>>86655537
she will never know you exist
>>86655441
>listening to audio recordings of her yelling "COREY"
>>86655591
I'm thankful
autism
>>86655681
oh hi mark
>jason and alex put otb next week
>jason wins veto, alex evicted
>jason wins HOH and also gets "eliminate 2 votes" temptation
>teams up with Kevin and sends Paul home in 1-1 vote
>>86655714
>autism intensifies
Abraham (pbuh)
Jesus (pbuh)
Muhammad (pbuh)
I love Satan.
>>86654528
you idiot. not only did you wake up the nicolefag but the pandafag was also a bridgefag. kys rn
>>86655932
>but the pandafag was also a bridgefag
oh little summer child
>>86655974
he already admitted to it you stupid nigger
>>86655843
>>86655962
reminder that CBS browses /bb/
>>86655998
not me. stop posting.
>>86656072
you are on the same tier as pandafag
>this thread
post moar moo sister
>>86656113
well I filtered him last week so you're the most annoying person in this thread. stop posting
>>86656169
>bridgefag thinks someone else is the most annoying person in a thread
>>86655799
I love tiffbros
>>86656208
tldr
>>86656246
i like u
>>86656224
tldr
>>86656304
>>86656316
>>86656336
>>86656316
u cant stop replying to me keep going fuccboi
>>86656313
dat fucking ass
>posting ugly nicole
>Alex: When it's six, put me on the block with him.
>this season
>>86656610
I want to put my penis inside her vagina and have sexual intercourse if you get what I'm saying
>Nicolefag and Bridgefag spam off
I prefer this to the gookfag spammer
>>86656969
>spam off
there is no hostility here, just saving the threads
please tell me Nicole isn't actually with Victor
>>86657075
according to psycho fatty moomoo it's fake and they're only doing it for the likes on twatter
>>86657061
>posting a mexican woman over and over again is helping the threads
I wish I was rubbing my face between meech's sweaty sunburnt funbags
I want to punch Raven in her pacemaker and watch her sob on the floor while she doesn't know if she is going to die at this moment or not.
>>86657203
I have a pacemaker stop being so rude. it doesn't work like that
>>86657159
>>86657203
try saying that to thors indentation and not over the internet and see what happens
sup BBros, do a Survivorbro a favor and vote for Parvati
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdwQWnYuFbqimbGg17itQ8mu-ek6Uf_hJRr7EsuKcWp7G7ebQ/viewform
>>86657353
what is this for?
BB casting would greatly improve it the casts were 90% Survivor rejects and 10% applicants from now on.
>>86657259
Yeah but it is Raven she is a stupid whore who probably thinks that anything touching her shitty pacemaker will murder her. Any other way someone could make her break down into tears you think?
>>86657348
Who?
Cleavage got me pitching a tent
>>86657595
well the pacemaker is a battery so your little babby hands can't break a battery by punching it. there are wires called leads that go from the pacemaker to a muscle that needs shocked, so your best bet is to try to rip one of them wires out somehow
i just walked to my car to get drugs and some old guy who sounded exactly like kevin stopped me and asked me if he would call his cell number. he said he either forgot it in the local gas station or in the hooker's house that he just left. i called and nobody answered which is too bad becaus ei wanted to help the guy. i just moved to a different state and bb is my only friend right now so i have nobody else to tell this story to pls no bully
>>86657143
did they bone?
>>86657155
what's wrong with mexicans
>>86657734
I moved into a new apartment a few months ago and I tried making friends with a neighbor
>be me drunk around midnight on a saturday
>been hearing mad screaming and shit breaking from apartment next door
>eventually start hearing shouts of rape and shit being thrown out in the hall
>black lesbian stripper is throwing her girlfriend out, while there is a 3rd friend there
>call cops and watch the shit go down
>3rd friend tells me she's pansexual and I realize I'm in for an interesting night
>other chick gets thrown out the girls come to my apartment to talk to the cops
>cops leave got their stories cool
>psycho chick that got thrown out comes back
>tries breaking down door to neighbors apartment so the 2 girls come run and hide in my apartment
>psycho girl tries to break into my apartment and I come out with a knife and throw her into a wall and make her leave and call the cops
>cops come back and I just keep laughing and having a good time
well it's just kinda awkward when I see the neighbors now but she's a lesbian stripper so she's pretty hot. thanks for reading it was a very interesting night
>>86657734
glad he didn't mug you
>>86658030
wtf where do you live ivenever heard of such a thing
T A N L I N E S
>>86658597
im /fit/ af some old dude aint gonna mug me
>>86658030
that sounds awesome!
>>86658621
philthy.
>>86658677
it really was, I held a knife to the throat of some nig with cornrows and neck tattoos lmao, it's been months and I haven't died yet
>>86658030
this is 10x more interesting than the entirety of this season desu
>>86658685
oh. we talked on twatter
>>86658781
sup largeman
Are you a bad enough dude to check out this meech nip slip?
>>86658839
does that even count as a nip slip
>>86658870
the 76ers trip this year is a flight to chicago on saturday, bus up to milwaukee for an espn game sunday night, and fly home monday. tryna find someone willing to be $650 to do it with me currently
>>86659005
id go with you but i just moved to orlando. considering buying magic season tix atm
>>86658839
>clicked before reading
>closed before loading
>>86659121
I almost bought 76ers season tickets last year as an investment, and this year they've now sold the most in the league and there is a wait list to get them now. I fucked up. I'd tell you to get them because in most places it's easy to sell 50% of them to make 100% of the cost back but florida is such a weird and shitty market
>>86659228
i make way more than enough money to get some season tix in a good location in the stadium but ive always been a college basketball guy so idk if its worth it. is 4.5K cheap for decent season tix?
i really really like big brother btw
>>86659328
>is 4.5K cheap for decent season tix?
yeah that's not bad because it basically comes out to $100 a ticket. the move to make is that whenever cleveland, golden state, okc, spurs, lakers come to town you can sell them for 3 times the price, so those 8 games can make you 2k back. I really fucked up last year because I'm only 24 so I didn't want to drop that much money up front but I know people that make their money back in philly in 12 games and they had 29 games for free essentially
why didnt they cast any qt's this season
>>86659484
k im gonna drop the dosh then thx for the info senpai
btw bb is the bes tand only show i watch on tv
lol grodner
this knockout comp... they did a bracket so they couldnt all go right after mark
>>86659581
you'll just have to pass on the best games because you can make a shit ton of money back on them but you'll get to go to a lot more that way
>>86659566
imagine them all lined up, and inserting your cock in those mouths one by one lads
them pushing and shoving themselves because they want to be the ones to receive your cum
>>86659739
>implying i could ever pul all those hos
wow that is one of the sorriest hoh wins of all time and she is proud of that shit and said she would make a big move 5 times
>>86660015
expect the unexpected!
so do the apples reset every week or the amount gets smaller?
>>86660187
they dont reset
>>86653611
>another week of The Paul Showâ„¢
why don't they hand him the money now and get it over with
>>86660015
haven't watched an episode for weeks and based on this I won't watch tonight's
>>86660236
of course they dont
gotta give more options for paul
surprise surprise. meatball the only one stupid enough to believe that shit cody said on the way out
he really is a moron
I honestly just shitpost in these threads and haven't watched feeds for more than 10 minutes at a time since cody was first evicted. it is so fucking boring and you guys make me think I'm missing out on fun mark feeds but they are not fun and you guys are just bored and forcing it.
feelsbadman these faces would be gold on another season but at this point he's basically shrimpman
>>86660589
rip mark
>>86660589
>you guys make me think I'm missing out on fun mark feeds
how exactly? everyone in this thread just complains about the feeds, rightly so.
>tfw the only thing fun about BB19 is talking about how shitty it is
>>86660589
to add, I actually fully enjoyed bb18 feeds because I really liked vic and corey the entire time so I was full in the entire season. But they added OTT, and the feeds were so fucking shit after the first 2 weeks and I was already tired of feeds at that point because it was 4 months, they oversaturated their shit by doing OTT that I wasn't craving feeds this year when bb19 came around so I dropped this season extra early
>>86660782
like I said, he's like shrimpman. there are some very fun marky screencaps and those come from 1 minute or 2 of fun, just like shrimpman did. the problem is they don't do anything at all in the house, they just make for some very very good caps. but seeing a bunch of those caps make me think for a second that maybe it is actually fun to watch
there are two or three iconic marky shots where feeds were lit, even if briefly. this last week of mark is going to be just sad marky.
>>86661073
but still no memorable game moves which means or difficulties he will only be remembered for throwing shit in someone's face, which isn't really worth remembering since he only did it once.
dumb faggot could've voted out xmas week 1 and been a legend, but he chose to let him, jess, cody and elena be voted off 1 by 1 instead
Someone pls post more Moo sister. I want to fap
>>86661220
fag
Should I watch tonight's episode
>christmas will be evicted 3rd place
>will exit the house and realize everybody hates her, ruining her brand
>foot will never fully heal, ruining her fitness career
>drug addiction from painkillers
>i still can't feel sorry for her because she was just THAT much of a cunt
>>86661255
ur a cunt
>>86661490
no
>>86661542
>all this could've been avoided if mark and elena had just stuck with cody
>>86660015
These guys are desperately out of footage its ridiculous, Christmas literally explained why she was doing her voting plan FIVE times and it never changed, it was so stupid.
>>86661490
what's your gut telling you? mine said "no", and it was right
>>86661639
>>86661656
thanks
>>86661490
i put it on in the background and i still regret it
>>86661542
>will exit the house and realize everybody hates her, ruining her brand
this will never happen
obviously she is complete cunt on the feeds, but on the episodes she is "queen of perseverance and apostle of big moves"
Remember when this season had promise?
i'm gonna make a big power move and do a backdoor eviction. it's this thing where you don't allow the target to play for veto and it makes for an extraordinarily boring week especially when it's the whole house ganging up on one person like the last five times we did it. also i'm a smug cunt
>>86661647
yeah and they even showed josh/orwell shit from weeks ago when he was OTB
>>86661773
>needing to backdoor someone when its literally 8v1
marky's senior photofrom reddit
>>86661766
nope I truly dropped this season once paul came back. I watched OTT more which is saying a lot
It really is crazy how things change over the course of a BB season
I felt so damn bad for Christmas when her foot was shattered, and when she came out and told everyone how it might not heal fully and her career is basically fucked.
Just a few weeks later, I couldn't be happier about it.
he actually gave safety paul holy shit
5 WEEKS SAFETY
>>86661828
theres always a real reason why mark liked josh
OK so I think I figured out how to make this season interesting. Whistlenut needs to convince Alex that she is #3 and an endgame pawn that will not get respect by jury unless she doesn't get carried by Paul.
Kevin comes along, they convince Matt/Raven to come along by explaining how he's expendable and is going for Pawn Record all time at this rate.
X factor is will Alex listen to the truth or will she go in for the tie? Depending on who is HoH either they get Paul's Revered to over commit to a backdoor strategy, then use or don't use veto as needed, or they put up Christmas/Josh and go for Paul backdoor.
>>86661936
>OK so I think I figured out how to make this season interesting.
stopped reading there. i've thrown enough false hope around
>>86661936
ur fan fiction is cute and funny and i like you
>>86661904
He gave safety to the safest HG
>>86661722
Moar
>>86661936
>I figured out how to make this season interesting
>go for Paul backdoor
so delusional
>>86662066
i mean, he had no good options. might as well give it to the cult leader in attempt to appease him
>>86662066
>>86662141
he should have gave it to jason then matt and kevin OTB and matt wins the veto
moron
little do you idiots know i'm secretly working with paul and have a final 2 deal with him
>>86662191
they probably backdoor alex thinking jason and mark are still working together
dumbest cast of all time
>>86662141
giving it to either matt or jason would have been best for his game; Xmas puts up either Mark or Kevin instead of one of her planned noms and then either Mark is guaranteed a spot in veto or would go up against Kevin should Matt or a paulfag win and would have a high chance of safety
>>86662220
That can't be true, he said he had a final 2 deal with me!
>>86653611
Will anyone have the guts or the common sense to straight-up tell the house that literally every single person in that room would lose to paul in a final 2 scenario?
Seriously, every single one of them loses against Paul. That should be reason enough to target him.
>>86662191
>>86662314
okay but power plays don't come to fruition on this season
Where is Arbor Day right now?
>>86662418
Yeah i know, because this cast is fucking dumb
>>86662399
jessica and cody did that
mark told jason and he got put on the block for that
they all zombies
>>86662439
writing her blog
>>86662399
why would you blow up paul's game when you have a secret final 2 deal with him that nobody knows about? :^)
at least on thursday we get to look forward to matt being nominated and making another speech about cereal
*sobs*
I feel bad for Il Capo. All these youngsters being vapid.
>>86662451
I agree, but Jess and Cody were needlessly combative and delivered that message in the worst way possible, and it's just not good enough to say it to one person as Mark did; it seems shady.
I would hope that Mark would stand up and plead that case to the WHOLE house, either at a veto meeting or one on one but with every single person. "Look, there are no two ways about it, every single one of you loses against Paul in final two and if you evict me, Paul is guaranteed both my and Elena's vote in jury. Keep me safe and we target Paul and ensure a level playing field for everyone."
>>86662399
tbqh it's up to paulfags to decide if Paul wins F2
there are six of them, they can easily pull off bb14 jury and refuse to vote for Paul because "he personally betrayed me"
>I'm going to make a big move this week
>I'm going to backdoor Mark because everyone wants him out
>Such a big move to take out the person everyone wants gone
>Get me closer to $500K
>>86662596
This but I don't think these fags are capable of doing it because
>muh friendship
What season should I watch on CBS All Access since this season is a waste?
or...
>watch Babylon 5 since I've never seen it
>Josh says he has had drinks thrown in his face and been slapped while hitting on women in bars.
kek
>>86662615
reminder, alex and xmas both want to lose to come back another season
with mark leaving, there is no combination of people winning/losing that i would enjoy more than any other combination
>>86662707
>wtf is this mindset?
The likelihood of them doing veteran shit again is toast after this season.
>unless it's an all vet season
>>86662587
dude they dont care
alex literally made fun of cody for being so anti paul
>>86662759
before the season even started panda said she wants to lose and be invited back. while xmas was on a stretcher being taken out of the house because of her broken foot she asked if they would let her come back another season. get ready for faggotry
>>86662587
whoa whoa whoa this makes too much sense but you want to evict paul and he tells he what comp is next so fuck you
best case scenario for next week is jason winning hoh or kevin goes. kevin wont win hoh so thats a nonstarter
punished kevin begins
>>86663715
its all alex's fault
>>86663997
paul is really threatened by kevin being a bigger personality
0 58 0
Paul: Yo, can you call Kevin out one of these days, next time he looks at you?
Josh: No, no, no, that's never gonna happen w/ me & him.
Paul: Why? He's never gonna win a competition.
Josh: I don't care abt that. It's more of a respect thing.
Paul: He doesn't respect you.
Josh: I dont care.
Paul: (Shakes head side to side) Josh!
Josh: Me & Mark and Me & Cody, never gonna happen w/ me & Kevin. It's never gonna happen w/ me & Kevin, ever!
Alex: Think abt your family though? (??? she mumbled, this may be a little incorrect.)
Paul: He's got you fooled.
Josh: He doesnt have me fooled.
Alex: Whatever.
Paul: The fact that you just said, "I respect him"...
Josh: Believe me, he doesnt have me fooled. I been onto Kev's sh*t since...
Paul: The next time he looks at you, why don't you call him out?
Josh: No, cause I don't want to do that.
Paul: Why not?
Josh: I don't see the point in calling him out.
Paul: You'll see him squirm and he wont do it anymore bc he's not gonna act on it.
Josh: I just want to joke around w/ him and (inaudible)
Paul: You can joke around w/ the whole...
Josh: The whole production thing.
Paul: I get it
Josh: No, I'm not gonna do that.
Alex: Call him an old man, then & call him his ???
(They made a few comments that I couldnt catch.)
ALex: That's why you need to call him out!
Josh: I'm not gonna do that. Why dont you call him out?
Paul: When the time is right, I will call him out. Don't worry but it ain't my time yet.
Josh: It's not about time, its ???
Paul: It aint...
Josh: You think we should try messing ???
(Paul & Alex nod emphatically.)
Paul: Yes!
Alex: You gotta bring him down!
Paul: Cause he's too confident. He's clearly getting paranoid.
Josh: He's obviously going to every single one of them and saying ??? (note: could not understand him)
Alex: ??? Day one
Paul: That's what ???
Josh changes the subject to trail mix.
>>86653776
hi meech! thanks for stopping by!
also... yes you were really hot
>>86663056
>the comp is "how close is your name to kevin"
>>86654125
Josh isn't smart enough to do that desu
>>86654979
bridge a cute CUTE
is kevin really a cop?
I'm sorry but there's something creepy about Bridgette. Like she does these things with her face to try to be "cute" and innocent and anime-like despite being a human bean.
>>86665648
There's something I find off a about her but I think she's cute overall.
/bb/ is ded
anyone else fap to /ourgirl/?
who else has had sex dreams of /ourgirl/?
>>86666665
off by one fuck
>>86666666
>>86666665
>those digits
>>86666665
>missed the get by 1
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
it's what you and /yourgirl/ deserve
>>86666500
>>86666665
>>86666768
maaaaaaaaaaaaaan
shut the fuck up
I was going to shitpost but now im just upset.
>>86666665
>>86666768
i hate you as much as the next guy, but the bootyblasting that would occur if the get was in a /bb/ thread, by the pandafag, would be glorious
>Paul to Matt/Raven- I think it might be a surprise eviction tomorrow
>>86667076
I know anon off by one worth a shot though.
>>86667142
paul knows nothing about the mechanics of the game and he's going to reach the end twice
>People seriously do this?! They make final two with people?
the cool thing with x-mas getting a boot this week is we get to see her atrophied leg
>>86667377
>>86667401
now way he got bullied
Paul wants to backdoor KEVIN. Why the fuck would you even bother with a backdoor? The man hasn't come close to winning a comp, has he?
>"dude, it's a shame i couldn't compete in wall comp, i spent 3 to 4 hours up there last season"
you dropped at 1 hour 35 min, Paul
alex and jason are fighting legit
Is jason finally getting tired of Alex's shit? ooooo goodie
>>86667572
he wants to backdoor jason and make them think hes backdooring kevin
>>86653983
>amy shumer on crack
no thanks`
>>86667759
he wants to light her up right now
>>86667572
paul is used to getting backdoored
>>86667830
LOL
tigers hyper aggressiveness will be her undoing
Don't make a thread early again fags
if josh wins last HoH and takes xmas over paul, who wins?
Lol Alex gives all her white BF's herpes but she doesnt have it
>>86668000
or what?
>>86668202
I think Josh might, he seems to be building jury votes.
>>86668226
that isnt what she said. she said she only has seen her caucasian bf's get them but she has never
>so butthurt (s)he wont make a new thread
ill make the new thread
>>86668566
How long does it take to make a thread?
no one wants to make a new thread. I can only imagine its because the feeds are so riveting that we can't be bothered to do it
>>86668939
dont worry i got it
ian make a new thread
>>86656462
>fuccboi
i know this is 5 hours old and the thread is past bump limit but i cant pass up the opportunity to call you a nigger before it dies
this is how it ends
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Anons incompetence edition