>please lose 60lbs by tomorrow

this fat faggot could lose weight by sitting on his fat ass and not eating 14 pizzas a day

>>86651638
So the doctor wants him to take a shit?

>>86651638
>Dr Now being an asshole to innocent people suffering from genetics

What the fuck is his problem?

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>>86651638

>>86651962
His dad should just give him 2 bottles, one with water and one empty, and leave him there for a few months.

how does he find shirts that fit him?

>>86651962
>WTF how was I supposed to know!?

>>86652850
It looks like a fairly normal shirt and his belly is in his trousers, which were probably made from a marquee.

Why don't his family just stop bringing him food, they're as responsible as he is at this point

>>86653002
Undiagnosed Mental Illness that runs through every member of the family. Thats what all these families have in common. The Parents especially.

>>86652850
He shops at Bovine Barry's Barnyard Outfitters

NOOOOOOOO
OWUH
DON'T LET MUH LAYGZ GO

>>86652839
Now try to imagine how his piss tastes.
[Spoiler]like pizza[/spoiler]

>>86651638
When the fuck is the new season starting?I fucking loved watching fatkino with /tv/, i miss it

Blacked.com is kino

>>86651962
>try to lose weight
>order pizza
>get kicked out for gaining weight
>WOWWWWW

>>86651962
>looking for someone who can help

I'd help him by jamming a brick on the car's accelerator and having it speed over a cliff

>>86651962
>Lock him up in the basement
>Put a salad and a bowl of rice in 2 times a day
>???
>Profit

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>>86653647

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PICK EM UP

>it's a Steven falls out of a moving golf cart episode

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>>86662012

>>86655436
What an embarrassing post. You just know whoever wrote this immediately closed the tab and won't be coming back.

>>86661849
Which episode was this?

>>86662129
sauce please. I want to hear him scream.

>>86662129
Imagine being the guy who has to apply the censors on this show. Your entire life is spent staring at the worst grossest parts of the most awful people alive.

>>86661849
what the fuck
I NEED A SAUCE
I WANT MORE GORE LIKE THIS

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>>86662129
>Best guess for this image: fun

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/fit/ here

We love/hate this fucking show and James was our star last season

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

>>86662215
Looks like a fucking phoneposter. He probably closed and went back to /pol/ with all the other newfag phoneposters.

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>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

>>86651638
fat kino is back baby

>>86662129

YAMERO

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>>86651638

Tbf you can easily lose that amount of weight really fucking fast if you're that obese.

t. JUST'd my shit to 280 and lost 80 in ~ 2 months. Then another 50 over the next 4.

>>86662129

Honestly, how the fuck does this happen? No one can get so fat to the point they are immobile unless there is someone enabling them. Every time I watch one of these shows there is always some creepy mother in the kitchen cooking them fatty food.

>>86663677
Honestly at that point you should just starve yourself, your body will just eat all the fat off thats what its there for. You would just need a shit ton of water and vitamins.

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES

>>86663677
>I lost 130 lbs in 6 months

You must have used unhealthy/unconventional means, losing that much weight in 6 months doesn't sound healthy at all.

>>86664003
At that weight it's not. Most likely he was actually heavier when he started.

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>>86664003
>Implying getting to 280 pounds is healthy

>>86652850
literally in every Wal-Mart

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>>86663459
ha ha fuck

>>86664108
that's not what he was implying at all retard

>>86663240
Dammit. POP OFF JAMES!

why did James' legs hurt anyways?

>>86664108
you are pretty dumb

MUH LAYGS

>>86663677
Fucking hell, i was at 280lbs to begin with as well but i lost 120lbs over the course of 11 months. Have also kept it off for almost a year. Did you starve yourself or something? Cause i just went on a strict diet and did shit tons of cardio twice daily.

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

Most people like this could lose 20 lbs in a month just by switching from soda to water or sparkling water. Even diet soda FFS

>>86664253
>>86664284
>Be fat monster man for years
>LOL, don't do it for 6 more months to get better. That's not good for you!

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>>86651638
>>86651962
>>86661849
>>86662129
>>86663240
>>86663459
Wtf is wrong with these people
I'm a chubby fucker but I don't get how you can get that fat to the point your legs are necrotic

>>86664468
What the hell are these mental gymnastics?

>>86664642
Imagine the smell

>>86664597
You have to eat a British diet of deep fried candy and toast sandwiches.

>>86651638
someone post the kino edit

>>86664673
most of /tv/ probably doesn't have to imagine it

>>86664744
After last night with your mom, all I have to do is smell my fingers, and the ceiling

>>86664639
Elaborate

>>86663240
>POP OFF JAMES!

>>86653002
It's almost certainly mental illness.

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a87SkHd77Rs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO-6gPT6tcs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU4vnfgbD2g

The dude is mentally ill. He needs mental help.

>>86664986
Bullshit. Unless Australian sausages are over 50% filler making them the worst on the planet, there's no way this was the result of sausages. Fat and protein do not store as fat without carbohydrates to trigger an insulin response.

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

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does someone have the vertical about some fat cunt in hospital and the doctor asking do you know how much it costs for you to be here and the fat cunt says how is that my problem I dont pay for it etc.

>>86665089
it was probably bread and sausages

>>86664988
Mental illnesses are bullshit, what he needs is a good beating. I bet he has never experience any real struggle in his life.

>>86665281
It would make sense if it were bread and sausages, more bread than sausages.

>>86664988
My god, is this what burgerland has degenerated into? I didn't realize it was this bad.

>>86665357
OBSESSED

Maybe if you weren't so obsessed with burgers, you'd have room to talk shit, fatso

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/nov/03/child-obesity-rising-again-nhs-report-reveals

>>86661849
>tfw this guy has a gf
>tfw you're a kvfag
FOR WHAT PURPOSE LORD

>>86665357
I bet your filthy Europoor mouth watered when you typed the word "burger", didn't it?

>>86651824
>be 315lb for the past 20 years
>doctor tells me to lose weight or i die
>i am 265lb and going by just eating healthy
>feel better than all my life
>it was so easy
fat people need to be told they die for them to do something you gotta tell it harsh and not SUGAR COAT IT

>>86665531
Leave him alone, he has to eat burgers because he's no longer allowed pork due to the religion of peace.

so fucking glad I got my shit in order and started losing weight. down 30 pounds in two months. all you FUCKING have to do is count calories. It's the easiest thing on the world. I can eat 2300 calories and lose 1.5 lbs a week. 2300 calories is huge. you could have half a large pizza every day for dinner if you wanted.

these people are either supremely ignorant or have mental issues.

>>86665668
KEK
>implying fatties will eat anything that isn't covered in sugar

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>>86651638
Arin and Suzy really let themselves go

>>86663240
FUCK OFF JAMES

>>86665761
She looks British. Is her fanny smelly?

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I admit that I've beat off to several people from this show. I wouldn't expect you guys to understand, but some people put on weight better than others, where it goes to, I mean. An ideal episode is where I get to see a woman that's got a good enough face and a nice, marshmallow body that's not too asymmetrical or lumpy, with the money shots being their bare bodies, a side view, a back view, and maybe some shots of them wriggling in pain to get into/out of a chair or into a car. Hearing them talk about how hard it is to be that big over those clips is even better. I mute it the second they start talking about skin/hygiene issues.

Instant boner-kill is when they mention that they were molested or raped, which seems to be quite a few of them, so I feel like shit when they bring it up and I can't jack it anymore. Some of my favorites have to be the ones with Nikki, Dottie (bitch put on 30 lbs AFTER meeting Dr. Nowzaradan and got up to 675, got wedged in the supermarket), and Joe (the 800 lb'er, the bisexual part of me really comes out when it comes to huge fat guys with low self-esteem).

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>>86665811
>got wedged in the supermarket
???

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>>86665811

>>86665295
t. 12 y.o. kid

>>86665932
>when your ass exeeds construction code

>we need you to lose 50lbs in the next month, if you stick to the diet it will be easy
>if you do not you will die
>"okay I am fully committed"
>one month later
>So how has everything been going?
>"uhhh, I've been trying really hard, slipped up once or twice but I'm feeling very confident"
>but you have gained 30lbs since the last time we spoke!
>you need to lose 25lbs in 2 weeks for surgery, can you do that for me?
>yes doc


>I'm so upset, I've been trying really hard
>Leaves hospital and goes to drive through

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES

>>86666054
If I could afford a car and frequent trips to the drive through, I could afford food that tastes 3x better than anything available from a drive through, and actually has nutrients. I've justed and gained and lost, and when you're obese, losing weight is easy as fuck. You can eat practically all the broccoli and celery you want and never gain an ounce. Spinach is amazing. Plz Jesus, let me trade places with one of these slobs

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>>86665932

Yeah, that. I'm so torn - I've driven myself to be a healthier guy not just for looks, but because of the performance factor. Parkour guys make me more jealous than weightlifters (although I'm weightlifting myself). And I'm always glad to hear stories of people turning their lives around and losing weight and hearing them talk about how much more they can do. But, at the SAME time, there's that really fucked up part of me that fantasizes about the power I could hold over a big fatty and seeing their body heave flips on this primal switch where I just want to pin them down and fuck their brains out. It doesn't roil up within me too often, but every once in a while it does and man, it feels bad.

Plus, the whole thing with the entire US getting fatter pushes me into fantasies about how far it could go and seeing how much bigger these people can get. If they weren't such a drain on healthcare, I'd be guilt-free.

>>86666197
Most of these fatties seem to rely on coupons to purchase the ridiculous amounts of garbage they consume. Junk food is more likely to be on sale as well.

>>86666415
I know this. But cars and gas and car insurance aren't free. And TV shows pay.

>>86663240
you've forced my hand. POP OFF JAMES!

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>get 18 meals at store
>$50
>All fruits and vegetables and grains

>>86666709
grains for gains

>>86662215
Seriously glad that's not my kid

>>86666709
Good way for a sedentary tubby to stay tubby. All that sugar and simple carbs

>>86666935 (You)

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>>86667032

>>86667080
Have fun with your impacted shits, fiberlet.

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>>86651638
>>86651693

>Lisa, I'm Dr. Now
>The diet plan I just filed with the nurse lists: salad, yogurt and fruit but only one lil' eggroll
>First one to lose 100lbs gets to stay in my hospital
>He didn't diet so good
>Tell me about James K, why does he consume 15,000 calories a day?
>Lotta loyalty for a former cheating wife

>OR PERHAPS SHE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD MAKE A MAN DIET, BEFORE GIVING HIM A GASTRIC BYPASS?

>At least you can talk, who are you?

>IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO WE ARE, WHAT MATTERS IS OUR MEAL
>NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS 'TIL I PUT ON THE WEIGHT

>James?
>If I pop those leg boils, will you die?

>IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL...

>You're a big guy...

>...OW MY LEGS!

>Was getting fat part of your plan?

>OF COURSE

>Well congratulations, you got fat, now what's the next step of your master plan?

>EATING THIS CHINESE FOOD
>WITH NO LEFT OVERS

>>86667243
KEK, cool strawman, fat fuck.

>>86664003
>American talking about diet and how it's unhealthy to lose weight
Sigh

>>86667365
>He's projecting again
Honestly, kind of sad. Were you made fun of in school?

>>86653153
>>86664972
For the kid i get it. But the parents don't have that excuse.

>>86667380
How's that toast sandwich and Scotch egg, Nigel? Try not to get Tim Tam crumbs in your neckbeard while replying your pastas

>>86667408
Do you currently get made fun of for being too fat for gym class, you middle school underage b&?

>>86667408
You can spot the redditor when xer only comeback when BTFO is "waaah ur projecting sempai plz upboat"

This is messed up to say, but do you think people should "disappear" if they reach a certain weight?

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

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>>86664597
Been on a fucking horrible diet and whenever im hungry I just look at this shit.

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES

>>86667476
Not a comeback, it's just true.
>>86667444
Why am I shopping for food when I'm in middle school, again?

I hate this type of hypocritical shows. Why don't they drop the pretense and go full in?
Like have them locked in a room and the only edible thing being a carrot. Then force them to chase it.
Or have them fight for a leaf of lettuce

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES! we fit now

>>86667578
Mommy takes you so you feel like you're picking out your own tendies while you roleplay online about buying bananas and Fruit Loops and calling it fruits and grains, fatfuck

>>86667642
Heh. Glad even you realised your own insult didn't even make fucking sense, dude.

>>86666709
KEK, high sugar, low protein fatty detected

>>86663240
Pop off James!

>tfw your name is James too and you feel disgusted for having any sort of association with that

>>86667678
>dude

You have to be 18 to post here, kid

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

>>86666709
Imagine thinking you're better than the people on this show because you only weigh 280

>>86653197
formerly Chuck's

>>86667731
>>86667716
>reddit spacing

>>86667280
Underrated

>>86667967
KINO POST M'LADY

>>86667689
>Walking Heart-Disease doesn't know what legumes are
My sides!

>>86668037
The post did not mention legumes, nice try, plebbit

>>86668037
>The world's fattest strawman strikes again
He can't reach his fat sides

>>86668070
>B-but

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

>>86665508
Simple, you don't put yourself out there

Even a chad wont get pussy if he avoids them like a plague

>>86668112
>Strawman
>He doesn't know what a vegetable is
This is getting pretty good, my man.

>>86667280
8/10 post

>>86651638
>literally using his fat as a chair
Is he, dare I say, /ourguy/??

>>86663240
POP THE FUCK OFF JAMES

>>86663240
POP THE FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FAT TUB OF LARD

>>86668223
How can you be so fat and not die of a heart attack while moving the goalposts so often?

>>86667967
I don't get why putting an extra space between your paragraphs is a bad thing. Reading a huge post with no obvious stops is really irritating. Unless it's a greentext story.

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

>>86668456
How is pointing out that beans are vegetables moving the goal posts? Is that 200% drv of cholesterol stopping blood from reaching your brain?

>>86665668
>and not SUGAR COAT IT
toppest of jej's

What are some other good fatkino episodes?

I watched Penny's, James and Marla's and they were all bretty good

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

>>86662215
Thanks for saying what we were all thinking.
--Posted from my iPhone

>>86668439
I've always been curious; just what the hell is wrong with this man?

>>86669037
American.

>>86669037
Wtf why was it deleted

>tfw too tired to cook your own meals but too poor to hire a chef

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES

>>86665508
This guy basically has the mentality of a psychopath. He has unlimited confidence because he has no self-awareness. Chicks dig confidence.

>>86664744
incredibly rude post

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES

>>86651638
Jesus Christ. Apollo Ohno needs to get back on the ice asap.

>>86651638
One time when I was a wee lad riding the bus to school I looked out the window and saw a crane hoisting a fat person out of a 2nd story window.

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>>86665811

>>86651962
The best thing is, if you wanted to drive him into a lake you wouldn't have to lock the doors because he can't swim.

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

>>86662129
imagine his delicate bones being crushed by his own fat as he slams into the ground
Just end his life please it's better than the suffering

>>86667783
I can actually walk.

That automatically makes me better.

>>86653002
Imagine you're some fat hick and the only person who has ever loved/cared about you is some morbidly obese fuck whos only request from you is some pizza and Chinese food
you'd do it in a heartbeat

>>86651638
>ywn use your own fat as a table in which to cross your hands upon.

>>86665508
>>tfw this guy has a gf

Not just a girlfriend. The fat bed ridden fuck STOLE HIS NEIGHBORS GIRLFRIEND.

How shit do you have to be that your waifu leaves you for the 1000lb tub of lard next door.

I have a chubby girlfriend (has a little belly but a nice wide ass)

We were watching this show and she couldn't understand why I was laughing so much. "anon they're people too >:(" and "stop saying MY LEGS!!"

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>>86667280

>>...OW MY LEGS!
kekd
pic related

>>86669631
>they
>not us
You should remind your girlfriend she's a fat slut.

>>86669572
I think they do it because the fat person gets disability and then the fat enabler gets labeled as the caretaker so they get money for it. It's a combination of having someone weak and dependent who needs them plus money.

That being said I still can't wrap my head around why they would want to clean up after the fat fuck shits their bed.

>>86669624
This really needs a chad/virgin image.

>>86669624
Women are dumb.

>>86661849
>james's father visits him in the trailer he lives in
>james's father gets a mini stroke from the stench of his blob of a son

>>86669418
Pretty sure he would just end up floating

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

>>86665668
just like addicts. apparently they have a blindness to consequences. like smokers. or internet addicts. see a parallel?

ADHD makes you engage in reckless or unhealthy behavior. Overeating is one of them, but they are all the same coin, just different sides.

So laughing about fat people on the internet is the most hypocritical thing you can do when you're a neet browsing /tv/

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>mfw I'm 6'3", 165lbs
>smoke and drink constantly
>eat almost no vegetables, everything is either meat, cheese, or "garbage" (cookies, bread, brownies, cake, pizza, etc.)
>drink maybe one glass of water in a day, the rest is coffee and juice
>some days I eat almost as much as these fat fucks

>the only thing keeping me toned and slim is a 15 minute walk to work, where I'm just walking around all day

Feels good, man. But just shoot me in the face if I ever get laid off; I don't want to ever balloon up like these Amerilards.

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>tfw too busy to not eat

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>>86666392
what the fuck man

>>86664986

another victim of bunnings' saturday sausage sizzle

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>>86667280
nice

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>>86665811

god dottie was gross. that fucking hula-hoop of fat when she walks...

>>86665761
Ahahahahaha.
What the fuck happened, marriage?

>>86670442
You do realize coffee is like 98% water?

>>86663240

POP OFF JAMES!

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>>86671164
>he doesn't have cream or sugar in his coffee

>>86671164
>98%
So is watered-down beer, but I bet you'd mention it if describing your shitty dietary decisions.

>>86667280
>not changing the sign to fatties being towned

come on man

>>86667280
>>...OW MY LEGS!

lmao, i heard it in his voice

>>86665281
Its surreal how people cling onto to the little things to make them feel better. OK, I'm 300 kg but my stomach is flat. I weigh more than 5 men but my waist is really small for my weight. I can't walk but I can get up unassisted.

protip: to lose weight, all you have to do is whenever you feel hungry. even if its a little hungry. stop what you are doing and chug an entire bottle of water as fast as you can.

boom mental urge for hunger just vanishes. keep doing this for 2-3 weeks eating only occasionally (i eat like a sandwich once every 2 days just so i could have energy) and you will not be fat anymore.

it barely takes any time and works really well. i know it seems shitty or hard but once experience going from starving to "holy shit chugging that bottle of water as fast as i could made me really full and now im not hungry anymore even tho im a fat ass" you get used to it.

trust me just do it, its how i stopped being fat

>>86671164
coffee is a diuretic, and drinking too much of it can cause inflammation in the body and digestive issues

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>>86665937
Let's get this out onto a tray...

>>86671411
Or you could just learn to eat like a normal person.

>>86667380
He's right though. Unless you're morbidly obese, more than 2lbs a week of weight loss mean you're losing a lot of lean mass. This is how you get skinnyfat.

>>86671515
after you do that you fix your metabolism and start eating like a normal person

>>86671478
Why does the fat gather into little orbs like that? I thought it was part of the skin

>>86663836
>starve yourself
this is a good method, the downside to loosing weight fast though is the massive excess of skin flopping around. A fat person going in from starvation in a 2-3 months period still look disgusting as hell.

starvation method is better for pudgy people who need to loose 10lbs or some shit, not the obese

>always have been skinnyfag
>start putting on weight and lift
>progress goes fine for 3 months
>the eating and abs exercises give me acid reflux fucking my airways and oesophagus
>have to go back to small and bland diet to heal
>lose everything

How do those fat fucks manage to do that ? They must have hundreds of digestion related problems, do they just not care and take the pain and smelly shits and bloating and reflux and constipation etc ?

>>86663240
>POP OFF JAMES!

>>86671987
honestly if people weigh 700lbs they should just be put down

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>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES.

>>86651962
>800 pound
>living in the back of a car without hygiene
But look at his face. If he wouldn't be a fat fucking loser, he could easily be a 9/10.

>>86672271
Compromise: STRAP THEM DOWN, maintain proper caloric intake. Have the occasional armed guard walk them around to prevent excessive muscular atrophy and bedsores.

>>86672194
Not everyone has digestive problems, and these people have probably been at it a while. You can't get to that weight overnight, so their bodies probably adjust and if not, they all seem to be in constant discomfort anyway. Some digestive issues are probably nothing compared to the joint issues they likely deal with.

>>86667523
Mandatory weight loss programs with zero-tolerance policy. Should they fail, deny them healthcare, and let them die off.

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How do I make the time pass faster till my next meal?
I'm so fucking hungry.

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

>>86672659

Go to sleep

>>86672373
another thing i am wondering is what do you think the car smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell it

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>>86672373
>If he wouldn't be a fat fucking loser, he could easily be a 9/10.
No way, it looks like he has FAS.
I think James has the potential to be a Chad though.

>>86671412
Wrong.

>>86672993
cafeine decrease your lower eosophagal sphincter, which means your food can come up from your stomach

also less pressure on the other side so food stays longer there and ferment more

>>86663459
I fantasize about killing this bitch but I'm afraid a bullet may ricochet off her hide.

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

>>86673381

The bullet would do its job as she lost has a lot of weight and had multiple skin surgeries.

>>86663240
If he loses the weight, will he ever be able to regain function in his legs? They look about ready to fall off.

>>86652850
he is a burger, those are like m size there

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

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>>86663836
>how the fuck does this happen?
>unless there is someone enabling them

>>86672659
Drink hot drinks.

>>86673513
He's young, so if he took really care of himself, good and rich diet, meds for infections, some fasting to let organs recover etc yes he could be in a really good shape in a few years.

He's gonna eat himself to death and die in less than 5 years though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d9ehXFnYhg
i worry bout dat he eatin so much

>>86671987
Are you saying that a "proper diet" won't result in excess skin? Does the skin just shrink back to it's normal?

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES

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>>86663240
NO! NOT MY GAINS!
POP OFF JAMES!

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>>86662129
old dad's lucky he didn't get his armed yanked out of its socket

>>86673820
>dat he
She's saying daddy

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>>86673978
hmmm doesnt fit my narrative to be desu

>>86667523
>make assisted suicide legal
>eating like this is now considered attempted suicide
>mandatory psychological assistance after suicide attempts
>failing to lose weight leads to loss of right of self-determination
>"well he obviously wanted to go, even if he couldnt say it and just tell us with his actions"

>>86664339
At 280lbs you don't really starve, your body just eats up the fat like crazy. If you just stop eating you can lose like 50lbs in a month. Obviously doing it for long periods will pretty much kill you and if you don't take vitamins you'll probably be malnourished.

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

imagine the stretch marks

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES

Jesus bleeding fuck, how does that happen to someone'

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

>>86651638
RI EMT here.
Only a matter of time til i transport this planet. Will post results

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

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hitler was right

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>>86665811

>>86676954
Are you always so camp?

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>>86666392

bros
my shit always comes out hard as fucking stone and eating fibre/cereals only makes it worse

hELP

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

>>86677085
drink more water and eat less garbage you fat fuck

>>86677193
all i drink is water and i eat junk food once every couple months

>>86677085
>has very solid bowel movements
>eats more fibre
are you fucking retarded
just drink coffee

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

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>>86677271
it is like shitting out a brick

wat do

>>86677271
coffee is a diuretic which will make his shit harder

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>>86677085

>>86651962
Mirin dat hair

>>86677481
how do you stop the water from splashing out of the toilet from the higher drop velocity

>>86671412

and makes you pee

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

>>86677563
It's not really that much higher and aim for the porcelain

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

>>86661849
>HUGE GAPING WOUND ON HIS LEG
>too fat to get amputated

Did this fat fuck die?

>>86677481
DO NOT SIT LIKE THIS IF YOUR TOILET IS NOT MADE FOR IT OR YOU WILL GET YOUR LEGS RIPPED OFF BY GIANT PORCELAIN SHARDS

>mfw this meatbag still has a quite nice face and much better hairline than I ever had

oh genetic lottery, you bitch ;_;

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>>86673673
>hot drinks

Excellent suggestion.

>>86661849
Whoa I didn't know they were remaking The Blob... again.

>>86678116
That looks divine

>>86652850
America.

>>86678116
that looks really gross

>>86673746
>young

Isn't James nearly 50?

>>86668485

It's a fake meme created to drive a wedge into the userbase.

>>86678306
Oh, go fuck yourself.

>>86667918
Chuck's Buckyard Buckfitters?

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>>86662129
>that zoom out
masterpiece

>>86671478
if fat gathers in orbs like that why not just cut it off?

>>86678369
Ahaha you want some coffee with your sugar, champ? I remember the first time I drank coffee as a kid.

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES

>>86663240
pop off james

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

>>86663240
Pop off James!

>>86670415
It's better than posting about GoT

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

>>86663240
Pop off James

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>>86665811
I know that feel. What a charmed life we live

>>86651962
Dumbass. I hope he starves to death in that or gets heatstroke

>>86663240
Pop Off James

>>86662129
>the zoom
i swear the camera guys all went to film school

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES

>>86663240
pop off James! I almost threw up

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>>86663459
KINO

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>>86680000
chekt and kekt

>>86663677
What the fuck. I've been stuck at exactly 200 for the past 7 months

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this thread makes me seriously want to go on a diet.

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

>>86677729
That's just the back of his knee

>>86665295
He's just a kid bro

>>86670415
If it was ADHD you could kill two birds with one stone with Adderall. There's something more going on with these people.

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES

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>lost 150 pounds over the past 2 years
>10 pounds away from my goal
>today was supposed to be my cheat day
>get reminded about these fat fucks

hmm maybe i'll wait another week

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

>>86651638
>>86651962
>>86662129
Daily reminder this fat blob, yes this fat blob has had multiple girl friends. There is no excuse anymore

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

>>86680000
chequed

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

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>>86665811

thank god I have respectable fetishes

>>86666392
For some reason I respect your fetish a lot more after reading this.

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>>86665811
>>86666392

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>was thinking about a hot pocket for breakfast until this thread
Think ill just have some oatmeal instead.

>>86673849
When you've been obese your whole life, skin won't stretch back even if you lost the weight properly.

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>be 100 pounds away from being a 600 pound life candidate
>thighs and ass rub together so much that it has developed calluses thicker than the ones on your feet
>shit multiple times per day and it's always pure liquid
>every time I have to use a half roll of toilet paper to wipe
>can barely reach my gooch so it's always ripping and getting stuck in my ass
>after a few days of this I now have a wad of sweaty, shitty toilet paper the size of a golf ball stuck in my gooch that I can't reach
>when It comes time for me to shower (usually once a week) I stretch my thighs apart and drop my gooch egg into a mason jar where I collect them
>have about 30 of them collected so far

I can't be the only one that does this.

>>86671980
fat is stored around organs too
the fatty skin is just the icing on the fat cake

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES

>>86682010
>be 100 pounds away from being a 600 pound life candidate
Don't worry, buddy. You'll make it. I believe in you.

>>86663240
I still can't believe that bitch kept feeding him. And she did it to the point that he gained 200~ pounds in the span of a few months. She's obviously doing it on purpose; I wish I knew why.

>>86680000
checked dem quads

>>86682010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM

>>86682010
>gooch

what is this?

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>>86682010

>>86682361
The perineum - place between your balls and butthole.

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>>86664225
>filename
>>86682361
Maybe guy cooch? Like bussy

>>86682361
Also know as the ABC - Ass Ball Connection

>>86663240
Pop off james

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES!

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>>86677882
>Someone actually tried it

>>86678641
Looks like hot chocolate. You're being awfully pretentious about your taste in coffee.

>>86682737
>>Someone actually tried it
>implying that's what would universally happen

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES

>>86682435
>>86682440
>>86682542
thanks

>>86663240
POP OFF JAMES