Are they OUR GUYS? I created a world when these four guys are

the episode starts with shrek living in his swamp all by himself, the wife left him & the donkey dude too, then he decides to find a new group of friends, and because he's shrek he can travel through dimensions, he carefully doing research about everyone in all of the dimensions, that's how he found babadook, his first new friend, babadook is alone all by himself watching over his wife & child in the shadows al always, that's when shrek appears and says ''Hey'' babadook scared shitless and saying stuff like '' what the fuck who are you'' and shrek is like ''like it or not, i'm your new best friend'' and babadook responds with tears on his face ''a f-friend?...you wanna be friends with ME? I'm a MONSTER, dude'' and shrek answers gently ''Pshh....no tears, only dreams now''
that's the early draft of first episode, what do you think?

>>86634873
the second episode starts with shrek & babadook talking about their ex-wifes and kids, bonding and stuff like that,then babadook asks when are they going to look for a new friends, that's how they found out about a marmaduke, they watch him from the distance and babadook is already hating the guy saying stuff like ''i dont know, shrek. this guy is clearly a douchebag'' and shrek answers ''that's why we need him, we need a funny guy in our group, you know?'' and babadook signs, they wait for the night to talk to him, so they wake him up and marmaduke kinda doesn't understand everything thinks he's having a bad dream and saying ''wow, that's the most ugliest dudes i've seen in my entire doglife, no offense fellas. so is this a bad dream or a GOOD bad dream?'' and shrek is answers ''we're your new best friends, my name is shrek, this dude is babadook'' and marmaduke is like ''woah, woah, woah hold on guys, i dont need YOU as my friends, alright? i have standards'' and babadook is like ''i told you, shrek. this guy is a douche'' and shrek is like ''dont give up on people that easily, they will surprise you'' and marmaduke is like ''On second thought, maybe i can give this relationships a chance, that's a dream after all'' and shrek is like ''Alright, see you tomorrow''
Then in the morning marmaduke wakes up from a knocking at his door, opens it and sees Shrek & Marmaduke and just faints, that's the end of episode 2

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>>86634873
>>86634953
>>86634992
holy shit anon

What about the BOOM! BIG REVEAL PADDINGTON IS A HEROINE ADDICT!

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Is this in the same cinematic universe as Stars 5?

>>86634873
where are you in these lucid dreams? do you interact with shrek and the gang or are you a part of the studio audience?

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>>86634873
>>86634953
>>86634992

>>86635272
Haven't you ever had dreams where you're part of it doing stuff but then next you're watching like you're a viewer?
It's odd.

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>>86634953
>>86634992
Is this Deja Vu?
I would have sworn this was posted years ago.

>>86634992
alright time for episode 3
shrek & babadook chilling at marmaduke's house and waiting for him to wake up, marmaduke finally waking up and sees them and is like ''OH NO NO, why cant i just wake up from this nightmare'' and shrek is like ''calm down, man. it's not a dream, we're real'' marmake trying to digest it all saying ''Alright, what do you want? Are you hitmans or what? Who do i pissed off this time'' and shrek answers ''No, you didn't pissed off anyone, we're here to be your friends. And we're not having ''No'' for an answer, it's already been decided'' and marmaduke is like ''By whom? and shrek answers ''By me.'' and marmaduke is like ''jezz man, you're creeping me out, alright i'll be your friends or whatever this is'' after that they went to a pub and started talking about life, marmaduke really starting to like shrek saying ''Shrek you're alright, i suppose i was wrong about you, but your friend still creeps me out, he hasn't said a word for hours, just starring at me, what's he even supposed to be he ain't no animal, and clearly not a human, who are you, dude?'' pointing at him, and babadook silently whispers ''You don't wanna know, man. And i dont like you, it's mutual, i dont know what's shrek found in you, but i clearly isn't seeing it at all, you're just a douche, nothing more'' then shrek stopped them and said ''Cut the crap, you're gonna be friends, no arguing about it, the faster you realize that, the better'' and then some chads at the pub started yelling ''HEY YOU UGLY CREATURES SHUT THE FUCK UP'' and shrek is like ''Calm down, fellas. We're leaving'' and babadook is like ''No, we're not'' marmaduke agreeing with him ''Yeah, no way i'm gonna leave because some retarded kids said so.'' so the chads stand up and started walking towards their table, the main chad guy saying ''What did you just said to us? Retarded Kids? You're just a fucking talking DOG, you're the one who's retarded, you fucking monstrocity'' and marmaduke stand up..

>>86635571
cont
Marmaduke stands up, walks to a main chad and saying to his face ''Yeah, i'm a fucking talking dog, and even i'm smarter than you, you feel me?'' main chad loses it and hitting marmaduke in the face, babadook stands up and starting running towards chads, some of them freaked out and runned from the pub, they're started fighting marmaduke & babadook, chads clearly beating the shit out of them, finally shrek stands up and yelled ''ENOUGH, GET OUT OF THIS PUB RIGHT NOW, OR YOU'LL GONNA CRAWL'' chads respond ''FUCK YOU, YOU UGLY OGRE PIECE OF SHIT, GO BACK TO YOUR SWAMP'' so shrek has lost it and started beating the shit out of them, police sirens are heared in the distance, chads are all beaten up, so shrek quicky grabs marmaduke & babadook and gets them out. After that they're back at marmadukes place to take rest after fight, and babadook started conversation with marmaduke and said ''Hey, thanks for having my back, man. This fucking generation, i swear'' and marmaduke responds ''Dont mention it, bro. We sure showed them, huh?'' and babadook laughs and said ''hahaha, yeah, sure we did'' then shrek walks in the room and said ''You know what's gonna cheer you guys up?'' they respond ''what?'' shrek answered ''A trip'' babadook asking ''Where?'' and shrek responds ''England''
cut to black
end of episode 3

>>86635606
more?

>>86635606
episode 4
Guys in the plane, about to arrive
in London. Marmaduke sitting right next to babadook, and babadook is shaking like crazy, marmaduke asks ''Dude, you alright? You look nervous'' babadook respond ''I'm a-a-a-a-alright, it's n-n-nothing'' shrek yelled ''You just scared of height, aren't you? Hahaha'' babadook panickly responds ''NO ITS NOT LIKE THAT, I'M NOT AFRAID OF EVERYTHING. EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF ME!'' and shrek is like ''jezz, calm down man, i'm just talking shit. Can't handle a joke?''
So they finnally come out of airport, and marmaduke is saying ''Yo shrek, that was your idea, where to next?'' shrek answers ''You're about to meet your new best friend, let's take a cab'' so they finally arrived in some bad london neighboorhood, and babadook said ''Are we here to get stabbed and robbed?'' shrek responds ''Relax man, what's got into you today? You acting like a pussy'' and babadook answers ''whatever man, who's this guy anyway?'' shrek respond ''You're about to find out'' they starting walking towards some really creepy building, and marmaduke asks ''Is this dude really lives there? Man, and i thought babadook was bad'' and babadook said ''Man, this place scares me, let's get out'' Shrek walked in the building, and guys followed him, the place is some kinda fucked up den, lot's of used condoms and syringes, unconscious people on the floor, and finally shrek stopped walking and about to open the door where suppose to live their new best friend.

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>>86635687
cont.
Shrek opened the door, and it's really dark in there, windows are all barricaded, cant see a thing, shrek asks ''Is anybody here? We're here to see mr. Paddington,'' finally someone lighted the cigarette in the corner of the room and some really high-pitched voice responds ''Paddington is dead, he's killed by the Browns family'' and shrek is like ''What? Who are you?'' and stranger responds ''My name is not important, but what important is what i'm about to do'' and started screaming and running towards the group, the gang is all freaked out, marmaduke running out of the den, stranger attacks shrek with a knife, shrek is barely can handle the guy and yells ''calm down, man, we're not here to hurt you'' babadook kicks stranger in the head and knocks him out, and said ''jesus fucking christ, Shrek, is that him? this is some one fucked up little bear, and shrek responds ''Yeah, that's him, it's Paddington.''
cut to black
end of episode 4

Best thread on /tv/ right now

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I'm F5ing so hard right now

>>86635799
episode 5, final episode of season 1
Shrek & Babadook walked out of the den, shrek carrying paddington, marmaduke is there hiding behind garbage can, ''Guys, is that y-you? Are you all right?'' shrek responds ''Yeah, we're alright, thanks for having ''our backs'' man, you sure helped us'' marmaduke answers ''Sorry guys, this little shit scared the shit out of me, what? are you carrying him? are you insane? W-wait.. dont tell me...'' shrek answers ''Yeah, he's your new best friend, Paddington'' and marmaduke answers ''That's it, man, i'm out. I can handle babadook, but this shit is too much, dude is clearly a fucking mental, and what's up with babadook? He looks fucking dead inside, man are you alright?'' babadook silently whispers ''I'm alright, just tired is all.'' shrek responds ''All right, let's take a cab and head to Motel.
Gang arrived at their luxury five stars motel, and walked into their president suite. Marmaduke said ''fucking tie this little shit up before he's killed us all'' shrek responds ''All right, lets tie him up'' They tied up paddington to a bed and started to chill after the long stressful day, it's almost midnight.
Finally paddington recovers and started to mumble ''You motherfuckers i'm gonna cut you all to little pieces, you want my fucking organs, well after my dead body you pieces of shit'' shrek responds calmly ''Relax man, no one is here wants your organs, we're here because we want something from you, it's important.'' paddington responds ''Did browns hired you? I have nothing, they took everything from me, there's nothing left, all is left is my pathetic life, just end it right now, i'm ready to die''

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>>86634873
what's the name of the show?

>>86635977
cont.
Paddington started crying, shrek slowly walking towards him with a knife...Paddington started to yell at shrek ''COME ON MAN, FINISH THIS, END IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW'' finally shrek stands before him and swings a knife at him.........cutting him loose, paddington is confused ''W-what?... Why did you do that? What's so important about me? If you're not from the browns, who are you?'' Shrek hugs him, and whisper to his ear ''Shrek is love, Shrek is life.'' the tear has rolled down paddington's cheek, he's happy, for the first time in a long time he has found a new home, a new friends.
After paddingtom calm down, shrek told everyone to get some rest. On the next morning shrek woke up everyone and said ''Alright guys, since we're all together now it's time to move'' marmaduke asks ''move where?'' shrek responds ''To our new home, it's a surprise''
The gang went to airport, and paddington asks ''Where are we flying?'' and shrek responds ''To a magical place, called Australia''
*while gang boarding the plane All Star by Smash Mouth playing*
the end of season 1

God I wish this were me

>>86636008
Haven't decided yet.

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>>86636028
>Australia
i can't wait

>>86636096
>>86636052
>>86636008
>>86635941
>>86635894
>>86635836
>>86635684
>>86635173
>>86635143
So did you like the season 1 guys.?
I hope you do.

I have Season 2 ready.

Can we fund this shit?? Someone start a fundshit.com page and get this guy some money

>>86636336
It was fucking amazing, write more!

>>86636336
I fucking love it mate, do you have season 2

>>86636442
>>86636454
>>86636487
Alright will post season 2

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waiting for OP to deliver season 2

Season 2 episode 1
After the gang arrived in Sydney, they proceeds to Luxury 2-floor apartment bought by shrek and started unpacking their things. Finally paddington started a conversation ''Hol up, so we're some kinda best friends squad, huh?'' and marmaduke answers ''I dont know, man. I still can't forget how you wanted to stab us'' shrek interrupts ''That's Enough, Marmaduke. Leave him be, he's just a troubled soul. He suffered enough'' and paddington responds ''No, shrek. He's right, i dont deserve friends, i dont deserve any of this, i should leave.'' and after leaving the room shrek said ''You proud of yourself, Marmaduke? That's on you'' and marmaduke responds ''Whatever, man'' on the next morning paddington woke up early and started packing his stuff wanting to leave, that's when babadook appears and said ''So you're leaving, huh?'' and paddington responds ''Yeah, sorry if i woke you up, man'' and babadook answers ''I dont sleep''

I remember this thread.

>>86638380
cont
Paddington says ''What are you, exactly?'' and babadook responds ''You dont wanna know, man. Trust me. Listen i'm not gonna stop you from leaving, but i still want to let you know that shrek brought us all together for a reason, i'm not certain what it is, but it's important. So take it as you will, man.'' Finally shrek woke up and proceeds to the kitchen, that's when he sees paddington cooking breakfast and said ''Sleeped well, shrek? I'm cooking breakfast, heard you don't like onions, so i didn't use it.'' shrek answers ''Yeah, onions fucking suck. So what's for breakfast?'' and paddington responds ''Crab legs.'' shrek confused ''Crab Legs? Huh?'' and paddington responds ''Yeah.'' that's when marmaduke proceeds to the kitchen and said ''What's that smell, huh? I thought you planned to leave, Paddington, decided to stay?'' and paddington answers ''I changed my mind, wants some crab legs?'' and marmaduke responds ''Crab Legs? Huh?'' after that babadook proceeds in the room and ''I smeel crab legs, you guys know how to please me.''
After the plesant breakfast with crab legs gang decided to explore the city, they want to kino theater to watch ''Wonder Woman''

>>86635894
>best thread on /tv/ is someone reposting shit from a year ago
That's pretty sad.

>>86638429
cont
After the latest kino from DCEU gang left the theater and marmaduke loudly said ''Welp, that's sucked. '' and Babadook interrupts him ''I thought it was fantastic, man. Better than all of these marvel flicks combined, and Rotten Tomatoes is just a meme, get some taste, Marmaduke'' after some arguing about capeshit paddington said ''Guys, do you only watch children movies? What's about some serious cinema? What about Ozu? Godard? Truffaut? Melville? Kieslowski? Bergman? Tarkovsky'' and marmaduke responds ''Literally who?'' and babadook agrees ''Yeah, man. Why did you made up some names?'' and shrek said ''Alright guys, stop ranting about moving pictures. What are we gonna do next?'' and marmaduke says ''Let's go to the club, guys. I wanna get laid''

>>86639218
After the gang arrived at the club, Marmaduke & Shrek started to dancing, drinking and just having fun, while babadook & paddington just stayed at their table and drinking vodka, finally paddington said ''I dont like it here, man. Let's leave'' and babadook agrees and says ''Yeah,'' So they head home and when they're enter their apartment, that's when they seen someone standing there in the dark, and paddington asked ''Who are you?'' and strangers responds ''It doesn't matter who i am, what matters is my plan''
end of episode 1

>>86635471
Don't you understand the concept of a copypasta? Fucking brainlet.

>>86634873
Not this fucking thing again

>>86639828
Why? This is great.

>>86639253
Episode 2 season 2
Babadook lost it and finally attacks stranger and get's knocked out easily, paddingtom yelled ''babadook!'' and attacks stranger in the face, that's when his hood came off and he sees him, it was Donkey. Finally Shrek & Marmaduke enter the apartment and shrek said ''What's going on? Donkey?! What the hell are you doing here?'' and donkey responds ''I could ask you the same question, shrek. What ARE you doing here? You dont belong here, and you know it.'' and shrek answers ''You dont get to tell me what i can or cannot do, i want you to leave, this is my home now, this is my friends.'' and donkey responds ''So this is your home now, huh? and this is your friends? Man you clearly lost your mind, travelling through dimensions, finding some fucked up creatures and calling them your friends, man you've hit rock bottom, shrek. What do i even tell Fiona?'' and shrek answers ''Why do Fiona even care what i'm doing? Sh
e's not a part of my life now, she has a life of her own.'' and Donkey responds ''That's not how it is, Shrek. You drove her out of your life, not the other way. You should come back, Shrek. We could all be friends, together again. I can give you time to think about it, i'll return tomorrow.''
Finally Donkey left the apartment and shrek gone to his room, marmaduke asks ''What the hell this was all about, who was this guy? Some old friend of Shrek?'' and babadook responds ''Yeah.'' paddingtom asks ''So, what do you guys think? Is he gonna leave us?'' babadook responds ''I dont know, man.'

>>86640137
cont
Shrek is sitting all alone in his room, he's troubled his past, by his present, he's clearly not in control of his own life and that's troubles him, he remembers his past life..with Fiona..with Donkey...he misses his children. Finally Paddington walks into Shrek's room and said ''Hey Shrek, just checking on you'' shrek responds ''Hey..'' paddington asks ''So, that was your old buddy, huh?'' shrek responds ''Yeah, he was my friend back in the day.'' and paddington responds ''I think you should leave to your home, Shrek. You're friends clearly care about you, even though you pushed them away, you should go.'' and shrek asks ''And about you guys? It was me who brought you all together, and now i'm just gonna bail on you just when we're finally together? It's just doesn't feel right, man. It's just wrong'' paddington responds ''We're gonna be alright, man. Just go'' and shrek answers ''Just stop it, man. Let's sleep'' paddington walks out of the room and gang went to sleep.
Paddington finally woke up
, he went to kitchen he sees Babadook & Marmaduke having breakfast and asks ''Where's Shrek, guys?'' and babadook responds ''It's all ogre now.''
end of episode 2

>>86640178

Season 2 Episode 3
Paddington yells at shrek ''What's your plan? How do you even aware of the situation? You wasn't there, it doesnt make any sense.'' Shrek responds ''I'm always there, watching everyone, hearing everything.'' paddington is confused
''W-what?'' and shrek answers ''It doesn't matter, let's go. We dont have much time.'' Finally gang arrives at some abandoned warehouse, and shrek says ''Marmaduke is being held there, about dozens of guys inside, they're armed.'' babadook asks ''What's our plan?'' Shrek says ''You stay in the car, guys. I got this'' Shrek got out of the car and proceeds to enter the warehouse, paddington says ''What? Are you gonna let him go by himself?'' babadook responds ''Trust me, he's got this.'' After 5 minutes guys started to hear gunshoots, and screams, paddington yells ''WERE GOTTA DO SOMETHING, JESUS CHRIST THEY'RE GONNA KILL SHREK AND MARMADUKE'' babadook says ''Start the engine, they're coming out'' and finally shrek comes out of the warehouse with a marmaduke on his shoulder, he enters the car and says ''Let's go.''
cont
Finally guys arrived home, marmaduke is unconscious. Paddington asks shrek ''What happened there?'' shrek responds ''Justice.''
Paddington decided to watch over marmaduke all night, finally marmaduke woke up, paddington yells ''He's waking up, guys!'' Shrek and Babadook enters the room, marmaduke mumbling ''H-h-hey guys, what happened?'' shrek responds ''You're just having a pretty powerful hangover, don't drink so much next time, alright?'' and marmaduke answers ''Sorry guys, my bad''
cut to black
end of episode 3

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>>86636028
>the cutting the ropes fakeout cliche
One more blunder like this and im out

>>86640807
Season 2 Episode 4
After succesfully saving marmaduke, another problem was awaiting /OUR GUYS/, a group of ''United Patriots Front'' the australia's political resistance started yelling outside of their house, the guys came out, and shrek asks them ''What's going on here? It's my property, you should get out.'' the leader of United Patriots called Jackie Dee said ''You're not welcomed here, strangers, go back to your homelands, australia is a holy ground.'' paddington yells ''Over my dead body you bloody bunch of straya cunts.'' babadook says ''Yeah, make me leave.'' shrek calmly asks ''And what are you gonna do if we ain't gonna leave?'' Jackie Dee responds ''You better not to know, mate.'' and shrek asks politely ''If you aren't gonna leave my property right now i'm gonna call the cops.'' jackie dee responds ''All right mates, we're gonna leave, for, but this is not over.''

>>86640947
Season 2 Episode 5
Filled with deep fears for his friends safety and well being, Shrek is weary. He says "Guys, there is notihng for us in Australia. This is hope less. The government wants us away." To this marmaduke yelled "You can't give up, you brought us together. We trust in you. We can handle anything those boomerang shrimps on the barbies can throw at us." Babadook nodded his head. He silently approved. :Then there is only one thing to do" Shrek whispered. "We are gonna have to fight for our land. Lads, this is OUR swamp." The rest knew full well it was no actual swamp, but the metaphor remained. They all looked at Paddington, who had a long and troubled history with violence and weaponry. "It's up to you." Said Babadook "Hook us up". But Paddington sighed and turned away. "I left this life a long time ago. Ever since Edith died." Marmaduke screamed "If we don't defend ourselves you bastard, we will surely die!!"Paddington was solemn. "Okay, but this I do not like. We need guns. I know a guy." We pulled out his portable computer and went forth into the deepest deep web. "We're gonna need a big guy, I know just the one".

mmmm.

>>86641050
Is that all? Did it get cancelled?

>>86641842
That is all.

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10/10, nicely done OP. May be a repost but I still lost it

This reminds me of how I'd write stories when I was like 7