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Who bankroll's these guys, Tony?

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what's wrong with jessica jones and daredevil that makes them worse than iron fist?
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>>86627754
Are you autistic?
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Why do we need Jessica Shit and Muh Dick again?

Make the show about Daredevil and Iron Fist
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At this point they don't exist in the same world as the movies. No Sokovia Accords.
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>>86627832
no?
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>>86627723
why ticks and X?
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>>86627879
Forced diversity. If it were up to me, it would only be about IF and DD buttfucking each other like real white men.
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>>86627912

That shit only applies to the Avengers or SHIELD dingus
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>>86627723
are you asking who is currently bankrolling them?

what have they needed money for?

once they get together, danny can, hes a bazillionare dude


strange question anon strange indeed hmmm...
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>>86627968
>Luke and Matt will never fight over qt Danny's affections with Matt eventually winning

What's even the point of the show
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>>86628374
>reddit

>spacing
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>>86628173
Daredevil mentioned the Battle of New York.
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>>86628778
? He was saying the Sokovia Accords was to put the Avengers in line with the UN. Apart from mentioning the battle of new york as "the incident" there is no indication of when the netflix series is set in line with the movies.
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>>86628863
According to A.O.S it's all powered people. All the Inhumans need to get registered.
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>implying

In universe Jessica would be the one turned down, she's the most interesting character, but she's a mess of a human being.
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>>86627879
So you can see a white woman get BLACKED like they want you to
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Danny is cute!
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>>86628632
>Newfag boogyman argument

Its like you have only been here a few months.
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>>86627723
Danny is a billionaire
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>>86627723
Litterally "justice league: the series"
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>>86627723
Why would they need bankrolling? They just go around punching people in their neighbourhoods
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>>86627879
>Pissed about Blacked
>Not praising /ourboy/ Dany for BLEACHING an asian girl

step it up, white women are shit
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>>86629603
That's called making her a banana, yellow on the outside but she got some white in her.
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>>86627723

>Disabled
>Female
>Black
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Danny is a shit in this series but I'll be fucked if that wasn't the plan
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>>86627879
>>86627968
Iron Fist and Luke Cage are partners and friends in the comics. Jessica Jones is married to Cage. If anything, Daredevil doesn't belong in there.

Daredevil belongs with Spider-man and the Punisher. They'd need to recast Holland with someone who doesn't look like a 13-year-old faggot, though.
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>>86630387
Daredevil has been teaming up with Luke Cage and Iron Fist for ages. Don't forget, at one point Iron Fist was pretending to be Daredevil
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>>86627879
Other way around. Jessica and Luke Cage could each just solo the hand, but for some reason, even though Jessica can throw a car, she can't knock down a member of the hand, and Luke just throws people a couple feet, even though he can punch through brick
Danny is supposed to be the greatest fighter, but gets his ass handed to him by regular goons and can hardly even use his fist
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>>86627879
Iron Fist is completely redundant with Daredevil around.
And Jessica Jones is completely redundant with Daredevil and Luke Cage around.

>Luke cage: Super strength, practically invulnerable
>Daredevil: Detective, pretty strong, master of martial arts and street fighting, enhanced senses

Jessica Jones has 2 things, strength, and detective skills. Luke and Daredevil cover those, and arguable do it better.
Jessica is apparently a little stronger, but her body is weak, and she can easily be manhandled despite her strength.

Iron Fist has martial arts and a glowing hand. Daredevil is a much better fighter than he is, and even when he is using his glow fist the bad guys still pose a problem for him.

Reminder that Iron Fist got btfo by the hand leader in his own series, while Daredevil held his own against that guy AND another hand leader.
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Shadowland arc when
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>>86630271
I think it's great that he is a shit.

He constantly tries to tell everyone about his iron fist thing, and how he is the chosen one, but no one gives a fuck.

Hopefully he realises he isn't that special, and stops being such an arrogant cunt.
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>>86630726
Daredevil could solo the hand as well. He fought 2 on 1 against two of the leaders, and was holding his own.
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>>86630875
why is DD kneeing cage in the head
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>>86630726
>she can't knock down a member of the hand

I mean they were highly trained super ninjas while JJ is a alcoholic PI.
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>>86630929
White privilege.

White men are legally allowed, and obligated, to knee black people in the face.
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>>86630922
He'd probably need a little backup if things got crazy, he's not nigh invulnerable like Luke, but if he was fighting all the hand leaders alone, I think he could take them way better than trash ass Danny.
I just rage when Jessica and Luke do no damage against them
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>>86630965
She still has super strength. But always seems to struggle as if the opponent is stronger than her.
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>>86630965
No, there was one scene where she kicked some guy and he didn't even budge. She has super strength, the writers/director or whoever just magically forgets Luke and Jessica have super strength when it comes to fighting, except when they need to throw someone
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>>86628957

>All powered people
>Iron-man, War Machine, Falcon, Hawkeye and Ant-man affected by it
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>>86631001
>>86631028

I honestly put it down to lazy writing and not knowing what to do with Jessica since even in her own show she isn't really a fighter and kind gets out maneuvered by real fighters. Misty Knight would have been a better fourth member.

In truth she is good against goons not ninjas. I wonder what her next season will be if they make more on Netflix. I could see her and Frank crossing paths next, use him as a moral grey area antagonist like he should.
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>>86630186
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>the truth is we're not so different, you and I...
>we're both Marvel's Defendersâ„¢
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>>86631204
That's true, but even when she miraculously connects with a hit, it should still do damage
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I don't understand what the goal of The Hand is. Gau claims they just want to live long enough to return home but nothing was ever stopping them. Anyone of the 5 leaders could have marched their forces into the city.
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>>86631366
Jesus its like they forgot to tell the director who the fucking characters are.

>Hey so this is Dare Devil he is a super ninja with battle armour, he has super hearing.

>This is Luke Cage, he is like a big guy.

>This is Iron Fist, he has a glowing fist, I don't know if he can fight, we should have cast the blond guy from Son's of Anarchy.

>And there is some bitch back there. Get your shooting done by the end of the day.
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>>86631367
Didn't the hand even attack cunt low?
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Did they ever explain how the caused that Earthquake? That seems like a pretty useful power that would come in handy, surprised they don't do that more.
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>>86631367
I thought they did march their forces into the city, and then killed everyone
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>>86631437
They destroyed the city.
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Is it true that we will never have more mentions to the MCU in general beyond "the incident" because Ike Perlmutter is so petty that he is mad that director asked Disney to remove Marvel Movies from Ike's responsability?
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>>86631449
That's what I don't get. If they wanted to return home why wouldn't they stay in the city after taking it over
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>>86631489
The higher ups at Marvel are such fuckwads.
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>>86631449
>>86631480
>>86631518

No what's her face implied that its there when she told Danny that he only saw what he wanted to see, I would guess they have another safe guard since you can't always depend on Iron fist.
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>>86631440
something something hole under the city leading to a massive cave system weakening the foundations or something.
This is what I took away from it though, they didn't bother to explain anything.
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>>86631518

They needed the Substance.
Alexandra was dying, and Gao was old as fuck.
Also, the Midland Circle building in the same spot as Ms Cardenas from DD season 1, right? Did Nobu work for Alexandra or the nip guy?
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I AM THE IMMORTAL IRON FIST
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>>86630186
>That's called making her a banana, yellow on the outside but she got some white in her.
More like a public toilet, yellow on the outside and full of shit.
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>>86631633
>Did Nobu work for Alexandra or the nip guy?
Stick said the Jap pulled Nobu's strings.
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>no based Stick on DD's 3rd season
God I hope it's not Elektra or Kingpin again as the villains. The lazy fucks are already rehashing Tennant for Jessica Jones's next season, and we had like 4 seasons of the fucking hand, this shit gets boring fast
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>>86632132
You can always spot the faggots who push the cuckold shit with post like this.
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>>86632476
This. Enough of The Hand, get some new villains.
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>>86630387
This guy gets it
but DD still fits IMO
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>>86631204
>In truth she is good against goons not ninjas
This is the chick who got tasered into defeat by two dudes with electric batons or whatever. Jessica is pretty shit.
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DD season 1 is GOAT.
Season 2 is great until all the magic ninja shit starts happening more, I just lost it from there.

Is Defenders only about the Magic Ninja shit?
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>>86632931

The same organization, yes, but there's no ACTUAL ninjas this time.
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>>86630610
Isn't he acting as Daredevil right now? I'm pretty sure he has been during Secret Empire
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>>86632873
>got tasered into defeat by two dudes with electric batons

I forgot that part, she is even shittier then I remember.
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So is the first half of DD s3 going to be about Matt's adventures in K'un-lun or what?
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>>86631367
They wanted to use the Iron Fist to open the way to the dragon bones, so that they could live for longer.
After that, the plan was presumably the same as we always thought - to continue taking over the world and making crazy strong weapons
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>>86633001
Part of me wants to say that's gay because atleast ninjas a kinda cool. So it's just magic? See that's gay.
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>>86633128
>Matt's adventures in K'un-lun
Wait, was that nunnery supposed to be Kunlun?
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>>86633181
I was thinking that be after he escapes K'un-Lun.
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>>86633225
If you mean the cave with the dragon fossils, that place wasn't Kun Lun.
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I AM THE IMMORTAL IRON FIST
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>>86633501
This combined with Luke and Jessica not giving a shit about the public knowing who they mare makes Matt look paranoid for keeping his identity secret.
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>>86633574
Why'd they fuck with my DD like this
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>>86633574
Matt's the only one with shit to lose by getting exposed, including half of his power to fight crime.
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>>86633574
Well, unlike Luke and Jessica, Matt has an actual career outside of his superhero thing. Lawyers are probably held to higher standards than unemployed ex-cons and alcoholic PIs.
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>>86633574
If Fisk found out his identity, Matt would be literally dead in no time.
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>>86630810
>Iron Fist got btfo by the hand leader in his own series
What? Iron Fist never lost in his series.
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>>86633574
>show up to court
>bailiff paid off by fisk shoots him in the fucking face

???????
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>>86630896
>He constantly tries to tell everyone about his iron fist thing, and how he is the chosen one, but no one gives a fuck.
He need to say - hey, i killed a dragon.
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>>86627723
Can someone explain to me why Tony Stark let this all happen in his own city?
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>>86633094
It wasn't two dudes in the end, but yeah.
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How do you think they'll handle the inevitable COLONIZATION of Misty Knight scene?
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>>86627723
So how Iron Fist - privileged white boy?

JJ - got superpowers from experiments.
LC - same.
DD - trained a bit, but everything mostly thanks to his super senses.
IF - from young age trained hardest he can to be best warrior.
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>>86634661
He was born into a rich family, probably if his parents didn't die he would of turned into a huge non-sympathetic asshole.
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>>86633172
DD season 2 and iron fist where basicly setup for muh hand as the bad guys.

In defenders they're finaly the bad guys instead of some mystery organisation they have to deal with later. it's better then DD season 2 and iron first but wasn't worth having 2 seasons of setup.
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Will Daredevil ever meet up with MCU''s Spider-Man?
If so, will it be family friendly or dark and gritty?
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>>86634125
The guy rekt him a bunch of times before he was finally able to gather enough strength to beat him.

Daredevil took on him and the other hand leader at the same time, while the two strongest defenders decided to double team an old woman.
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>>86627723

Is Iron Fist supposed to appeal to men with erectile dysfunction? He can't get his fist up constantly.
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>>86635066

The power hierarchy makes no sense, to be fair. Luke gets hurt by punches from the leaders. Daredevil takes the same punches and more or less is fine.
How hard do these people hit that they can hurt/knock out Luke Cage? But at the same time they can't shatter Daredevil's skull?
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>>86635066
>>86635318
>They will give Daredevil the power of indestructible bones to fit in with the others.
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>>86635318
So they literally do in Defenders what they have to do in the Injustice games to have Superman fight Joker, just dumb down the powers?
Fucking gay.
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>three super power people
>blind dude with sticks
>only one hiding their face is the blind dude
TOP KEK
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>>86635496
The blind dude is also the most skilled and least shit out of the three
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>>86630610
that was pretty funny. there was a THICC joke in there too if i remember right.
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>>86635572
Out of the four you mean.
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>>86630610
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>>86632132
nah, that's a blacked asian
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>>86635734
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>>86630929
>why is DD kneeing cage in the head
The noble tradition of kneegnoggin.
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>>86635818
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Who would you get to play Bullseye for DD netflix.
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>>86632476
>Kingpin getting a release at somepoint in 3
>Bullseye probably getting hired to kill Murdoch and Nelson.
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>>86635877
Collin Farrell.
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>>86635494

Pretty much. The writers also write them in a way that makes them seem stupid and inept. Danny doesn't use his fist half the time or just can't because 'muh chi'. Jessica barely throws punches and seems to just be lounging around most of the time. I can stomach Jessica's fighting to a degree because she's dealing with ninjas and doesn't know martial arts. Luke Cage though? He thinks walking slow and tough is the best use of his powers. It's like he forgot he can actually punch or throw shit. Daredevil, for some reason, does the most damage out of ANYONE there which makes no sense.
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>>86633969
I thought Fisk had figured out his identity the last time we saw him
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>>86635494
In the injustice games batman stole kryptonian super pills that gave everyone super strength.
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>>86630387
he has teamed up with punisher last season
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>>86632476
There will be Kingpin , he wasn't in most of of DD S2.It would be waste to not use him actor is based and playing godly.

Bullseye is probably lock though what else. Guess Elektra will be back as anti hero type of shit.

Don't see Punisher coming back tho especially now he has his own series.

i wonder what villain or stories they can use/own. I hope they use niche weird shit like mockingbird,penance,Tinkerer etc.

im gonna throw up if its about ninjas and shit.

Karen gonna die by bullseye tho
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>>86636163
Nah, he threatened Matt to destroy both him and Foggy once he gets out.
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>henchman goes into room with a bunch of dead bodies
>all the bodies visible have been brutally murdered and mutilated
>henchman starts spraying acid to dissolve the bodies while possibly listening to rap music
>Danny tries to apprehend the henchman
>a chase occurs and Danny fails to catch said henchman because he is stopped by Luke Cage
>Danny then receives a stern speech about how privileged he is and how that henchman has a family
>meanwhile the cops are trying to identify the mass amount of goopy flesh the henchman left behind
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>>86636337
I hope they do something original instead of just adapting stories
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>>86636337
Spider-Man cross over
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>>86627723
Make Luke Cage white and his character is improved. If anything, black characters should be whitewashed. Nobody wants to watch niggers.

>>86630810
>you can't have more than one martial artist
Go watch some martial arts movies, idiot.
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>>86635674
qt :3
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The defenders and rest of the marvel netflix series is set after the first avengers movie.
Daredevil starts a few months after the battle of new york, and really by the time the defenders happen, it might only be a year since the battle of new york. I might be wrong on this, but cage only went to prison for a short time.
His show started up after jessica jones , her shit started on DD

The defenders took place over a week or less.

So the accords are no factor, as they dont exist yet, as this is all before the defenders.

Realistically speaking, you could say SHIELD still exists, why they havent got involved in any of this yet, is perhaps because the hand have done such a good job as appearing only as a criminal organisation to those that know any bit about them, as the police in defenders only know them as a possible secret criminal group.

So the punisher series thats coming up, that could take place before or after the defenders, that show might take place over the course of one week or a month, same goes for the next Daredevil, that could take place over a day, a week , a month, a year, who knows.

So they could easily keep producing these shows and not have any issue with the accords for a number of years really.

Remember Guardians of the Galaxy, does not take place around ultron either, its set before that.

But marvel netflix does take place within the universe as the movies, as Justin hammer is mentioned, battle of new York, iron man, hulk, captain america, etc have all been referenced through all 5 separate shows

But since this is all about street level crime in new york, we do not need continous references to what captain america and the others are up to.
Post shield, we know they are hunting down hydra
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They are not connected. It's a separate universe.
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>>86637227
5 months in the show Luke says he was in prison before he breaks out.
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>that scene where Daredevil chokes a member of The Hand from across the room

One of, if not, the best scene in the entire show
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>>86637300
No you are completely wrong, and obviously watched none of the shows, if you did you would know the battle of new york is referenced and spoken about numerous times

>>86637321
Well there you go, you could say from daredevil to the defenders it might be a year maybe 2, daredevil is set only a few months after the first avengers movie,
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>>86636075
Just finished the last episode, and Luke Cage was literally just walking like a tough guy and throwing people. I don't even think he threw a single punch except at inanimate objects
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>>86637300

>Fisk got so powerful because the battle of New York destroyed a lot of buildings, giving him the opportunity to rebuild the city
>the only bullets that can hurt Luke Cage were made by HAMMER with alien metal from the battle of New York

No, it's not. But might be as well, since movies and series will never interact after Feige asked Disney to remove his work from Ike's hands, and Ike is confirmed as a petty bastard.
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I hated the bitch they have as Misty Knight.
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Why is Daredevil a better fighter than the IMMORTAL IRON FIST?
He defeated a dragon and everyone in the show took a steaming dump on Danny.
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Is the dragon related to Fin Fang Foom?
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>>86635818
foggy's eecution
Thanks for the spoiler fag
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>>86630929
Turned evil. Hand involved.
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>>86636337
I want Tombstone, or Blade, or Kraven
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>>86640717
I mean, I haven't read any comics but it's pretty much a given that once Fisk gets out, both Karen and Foggy are going to get fucked. I expect at least one of them will die.
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>>86634540
Showrunners already said that won't happen, as white male on black female relationships are unnatural and harken back to slavery.
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>>86636511
fuck you, you rich cracker
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best love interest of the 4 defenders, coming through
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>>86642119
It's a shame that Danny will end up with Misty
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>>86642206
Not according to the writers.
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>>86642253
Oh thank God
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the girl playing misty is so fugly.
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>>86642370
All my want for her and Danny died when she slutted it up with Luke in his series.
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luke cage can tank bullets like they're raindrops but gets knocked out by a single kick to the head by elektra after just getting a blackeye by ironfists fucking superman punch
is his head vulnerable and has he not been shot once in the dome after he has showered in 150 bulletsprays across cage season 1 and the defenders
DECIDE HIS POWERLEVEL YOU HACKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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The way the powers have been showed is horrible.

I can understand having problems with Cage, I mean he is the only one that is indestructible, JJ have super strenght, but she can be hurt by blade or guns. They could easily have reintroduced the special ammo they used in Luke Cage show, the Hand as organizzation shoudl have no problem in getting it, and they could have said something like that the last ammoes of this type that remain ect.

Super strenght has been showed in horrible way, JJ and Luke having difficulty fighting ninja was ok, but I would have liked them fighting dirty/smart, something like I can't hit them with my punch I punch the ground or other things like that.

Danny was the biggest disapointment, I understand that DD was meant to be the "Leader" and strongest Defender, but Danny it's the motherfucking Iron Fist, it's not just a golden punch, he is the champion of the greatest martial arts masters of all times. At least in raw style he should be better than DD that should compensate with his super powers and being more mature as character.
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>>86633094
That's the part that initially made me drop the show. I went back and hung in for like another three or four episodes but the Purple Man eluding escape in the most stupidest of fashions while a metahuman gets tasered into unconsciousness despite having super strength is fucking stupid.

>>86636337
>>Karen gonna die by bullseye tho
Or Claire.
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>>86642452
After you've been raised by the hand you get above normal human strength
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>>86642460
>Danny was the biggest disapointment, I understand that DD was meant to be the "Leader" and strongest Defender, but Danny it's the motherfucking Iron Fist, it's not just a golden punch, he is the champion of the greatest martial arts masters of all times. At least in raw style he should be better than DD that should compensate with his super powers and being more mature as character.

I agree with all of this. But Danny consistently jobs to Matt in the comics and has been for decades in spite of being lauded as one of the great hand-to-hand combatants in all of the Marvel Universe. He ain't got shit on Radar Senses I suppose.
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>>86642452
I'm assuming the Black Sky is some sort of polar opposite of Iron Fist, as in she's the equivalent of Danny when it comes to how powerful she is.
Of course Danny is an annoying autistic faggot, but just imagine what he would be if he was written properly.
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>>86634434
Can you fucking imagine?
>hand doing their weeaboo ninja shit
>fucking about NYC
>gonna destroy the city (somehow) by digging under Midland Circle
>Iron Man drops through the roof like its the fucking Stark Expo
>somehow the backup dancers are still there

I can't imagine the Hand had any sort of reliable contingency for this that didn't get deployed to also take out Cage.
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Nuke and Trish are the best part of JJ.

Nuke did nothing wrong and Trish is just a cutie with a spunk.
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>>86643543
I wanted Nuke and Trish to make it, but then I remembered the showrunner, the head writer and I knew that white male was done for.
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I didn't mind Jessica being around.
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>>86643543
>Nuke and Trish are the best part of JJ.
More like the worst part. They were fucking insufferable.
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>>86643543
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>>86643226

I thought "Black Sky" was a sexual position involving one woman and several black men on top of her.
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>Luke scene
>Kids playing basketball
>Yellow filter
>Rap music playing
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>>86643713
You're thinking of "Black Clouds and Silver Linings (of semen)"
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A FUCKING DRAGON SKELETON
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Can someone help me out here with some of the more egregious nitpick dumbass moments these series and the Defenders specifically seem to suffer from?

>Being a multi billion dollar worth shadow company with incredible power and influence but you can't just get guards with automatic weapons to fucking shoot these chucklefucks

>Everyone uses kung fu instead but still get beat by a girl who admittedly has super strength but next to 0 fighting skill
>This includes the fucking human weapon/literal ninjas who've been trained since kids

>The Hand haven't invested in those fucking bullets that ruin Cage's shit, or nerve gas

What else is there? I'm trying to catalogue the worst things possible here.
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>>86643780

Oh yeah. You're right. My bad.
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>>86643789
they use guns wasn't effective because of luke and they want the iron fist alive
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>>86643780
I thought that was called a swedish daydream
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I didn't watch Iron Fist, but did they retcon Gao as being part of the Hand and the Hand being from Kun Lun in that first, or was it changed in the defenders?
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I didn't watch luke cage because it's probably full of black people (gross) does anything important happen in it?
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>>86643578
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>>86642460
I thaught it was made pretty clear in the show that DD's heightened senses are are something that supplements his hand-to-hand beyond what his martial arts discipline can. It's kind of like a nerfed spidey sense.
This allows Matt to be the better fighter while Danny is a superior martial artist
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>>86629603

marvel loves casting cutie half asians
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>>86643789
>I'm trying to catalogue the worst things possible here.

How about that the conflict seems to be centered around the fucking HAND again?
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Reminder that JJ is supposed to be able to fly and we will never see it.
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>>86635877
Dave Coulier.
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>>86635877
Ben Foster
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>>86634434
If Stark was even in New York, he probably didn't know about all this shit. He heard about a localized earthquake in Hell's Kitchen and that's it.
The first time he'd take it seriously is after he learned about some enhanced guys who blew up a building.

Spiderman would have been more likely to intervene. He's pretty street level. Might have followed the police to midland circle.
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>>86643783
I love the dragon skeleton. It's unexpected and it is like the final piece of the puzzle that explains everything. Their immortality, their connection to kun lun, why they were digging a giant hole.
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>>86643789
why did the jap guy lose to a blind guy in tights when he can wrestle bears
why did 4/5 fingers go to the chinese diner and massively expose themselves instead of just ending a ninja army
why is elektra a super weapon, why not just use the rebirth stuff on the guy that can wrestle bears
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>>86645033
>why is elektra a super weapon
This is the part that pisses me off the most. They've been talking about the Black Sky being the ultimate weapon since DD Season 1 and they still haven't explained anything about it.
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>DD and Elektra will never grow old together and have a nice quiet life raising their grandchildren
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>>86644445
she can only float
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>>86627879
>I don't actually no Heroes for Hire or what I'm taking about.

Fucking /pol/, everyone.
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>>86645510
they should have ripped off the ending of TDKR and have the other defenders be somewhere and see Elektra and DD together and silently acknowledge each other

Then have them flying on a plane when suddenly wilson fisk appears wearing a mask and then the credits roll
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>>86645691
Why does he wear the mask?
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>>86645651
Nah, she could fly. She just wasn't very good at it when she got older.
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>>86644445
More like jump gliding. Like saints row 4.
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>>86645816
sleep apnea, lots of heavy guys have it.
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>>86645912
She could actually fly when she was younger. This is an older JJ who sucks sick at flying
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>>86642460
>he is the champion of the greatest martial arts masters of all times

I think there are several Marvel characters that are better technical, martial arts fighters than Iron Fist (Steel Fist, Mantis, Shang Chi, etc.). Not that it matters in this context.
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>>86646149
>steel fist
Steel Serpent, I'm tired.
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no news from this guy so far ?
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>>86646236
sticks and stones may break my bones
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>>86644445
I think if it lasts long enough we might see a Jewel flashback.
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oh boy, this shit show was 7/10 at best
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she would fuck gal gadots shit up
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It's racism because being black is not an issue in modern times
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>>86647186
???
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>A disabled man
Approved
>A woman
Approved
>A black man
Approved
>An able white man
Disapproved

I see how it is.
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>>86647623
Yeah, twitter is a cesspool.
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>>86647405
I think he's being ironic...
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>>86648253
in what sense
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>>86636511
Holy shit this.
The whole he dindu muffin he just tryin to feed his family and work pissed me off.
Their dissolving bodies for crime lords, that's not a legit job. Go work at fucking McDonald's if you don't want to get beat up by super ninjas or arrested by cops.
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>>86627968
This mostly unironically
JJ is mostly an investigative type. She has strength but she prefers not to use it
DD prefers to fight in the shadows when he can. IF doesn't mind fighting in broad daylight
LC works as a sort of backup man. He doesn't like to fight period, but he's basically immune to damage and can wreck shit if you really push him. His personality makes him work best generaly behind the scenes, so sometimes working with either DD or JJ
DD could join IF in any situation owing to his costume that conceals his identity. IF has the necessary resources to protect DD if his identity were to slip, and he has the physical prowess to actually protect him too
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>>86632931
DD S2 was decent but its biggest problems was stuffing too much shit into there
>electra
>the hand
>the punisher
don't fuck this up marvel pls
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>>86647623
>>86647652
It really is
I got the message of that scene between Luke Cage and Danny Rand. It was a bit over the top but whatever.
>looks on twitter
>everyone cheering about luke cage telling danny he has privilege
jesus fucking christ
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>>86652010
That seemed a bit out of place for Cage desu
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>>86652369
It definitely did
I mean i saw why they put it there but people going all YASSSS about it.. nauseating
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>>86649323
Sorry, I meant "shitposting".
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>>86651939
Same things that messed up the Spider-man sequels and The Dark Knight Rises.
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>>86652843
Yeah
I think any two of those would have been good, but DD S2, as much as I liked it, felt like it was like punisher 0.5 with a generous helping of elektra

Also in Defenders, did any of you hear elektra natchios as
>elektra nachos
kek
They must've fumbled that name at least a few times during filming
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>>86653245
>go to store
>buy Elektra Nachos
>tastes like crazy-eyed sex and betrayal
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>>86653392
my sides are in orbit
thank you, now i cannot turn my body
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>>86632931
Daredevil was always about undying ninjas. There is a lot more Chi powers in Defenders.
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>>86650876
stop
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>>86653392
That sounds delicious.
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>>86637326
>>that scene where Daredevil chokes a member of The Hand from across the room
>One of, if not, the best scene in the entire show

I like how all of the Defenders are at least a little scared of Daredevil
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>>86627879
Jessica's show is gr8
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>>86654641
Shame that Deadpool isn't in MCU. I feel like Stan Lee-esque cameos in all of the different series would be fun.
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>>86629516
>every superhero team is the justice league
lmao
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>>86655073
Yeah it's a shame that Fox own the Xmen and Deadpool. I kinda hope that Marvel buy them back. The Avengers without X-Mens is weird.
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>>86630387
>If anything, Daredevil doesn't belong in there.
Danny literally posed as Daredevil for a while to protect Matt's identity. They were good friends.
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>>86629516
>gods in all but name = street fighters

Alright.
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>>86630387
>>
>Episode 3
>Defenders still not formed

What the fuck
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>>86655355
It take a while to get going, but the whole season is like a full 3 days so it take a little while.
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>>86655453
That's disgusting.
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Why did they show that even a chi trained fighter can't do shit to Luke Cage without a glowing fist, but in every fight against the Hand he's shown being knocked around?
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>>86655560
Or Beautiful.
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>>86630875
longmatt is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
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>>86630929
Because he's a kneegro.
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>>86655567
iron fist is white male of heterosexual leanings in the show
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>>86655846
You have to go back, Carlos.
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>>86655453
As in it takes place over 3 days? Seems like it´s already been afewdays since the quake
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>>86655901
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>>86655766
that doesn't make any sense. Superman is vulnerable to magic.
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>>86655994
They mention that the whole thing was like 3 days ago and it felt 3 weeks ago around the last episode.
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>>86656031
Superman is broken.
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>>86656031
In DC, the logic is not really logical.
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why does the avengers recruited that useless nigger falcon but ignore luke cage or dd?
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>>86633172
actually they run out of mana, thats the whole plot
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>>86656242
falcon is a reliable friend and soldier trained to use and maintain an advanced weapons platform
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>>86627879
This. Matt and Danny are vastly superior characters and obviously the heart and core of the series anyway since both of them are fighting the same enemy already. Luke Cage is a straight up garbage character with a boring was shoe and Jessica is just meant to be comedic relief because of how surly she is (admittedly, without having watched her show, I actually liked her in this)
>>
>>86634661
>trained a bit, but everything mostly thanks to his super senses.

nah dude, he still had to learn how to fight
he can go toe to toe with danny, so he trained about as much as he did
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>>86656031
Thor's hammer ain't magic, it's just science we don't understand.
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>>86656337
Jessica's show is actually great, especially the villain. You're missing out.
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>>86656242
Because to the avengers, Luke Cage is a literal who.

It's more weird that they haven't picked up fucking BEST GIRL.
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>>86656653
The only problems he'll have are the MRA white man who literally ears RED PILLS and the subjugation and dehumanization of Luke Cage by the writer to fuel her blacked fetish.
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>>86635877
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>>86656696
>Because to the avengers, Luke Cage is a literal who.
He's a card-carrying member.
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>>86656754
Sure, if you're a paranoid schizophrenic who only looks for that sort of thing. Also MRA doesn't mean what you think it means.
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>>86656929
Mens' Right Activist, right?

And there were entire articles about the 'subtle' feminism of the show.
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>>86634434
>>86643478
>>86644623
Most of the Avengers could solo the Hand.. Even just a Black Widow and Hawkeye tag team might be able to do it.
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>>86656994
How was the purple man an MRA? /stormblr/ has rotten your brain, lad.
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>>86657276
Nuke was the MRA, according to the articles.
>>
DD season 3 spoilers
>matt is staying under the radar he's not being a lawyer, he's working as a grill cook at a fast food joint, turns out he's really good at it
>end of ep 1 kingpin receives the final piece of info confirming that Matt is DD, this coincides with him being released
>kingpin begins a campaign to destroy the lives of Matt, Foggy and Karen, but he doesn't know where Matt is so he starts with Foggy and Karen
>gets Foggy disbarred, gets Karen fired
>meanwhile DD is starting to do small 'hero' things but not back in costume (he doesn't have one anymore)
>DD hears about his friends troubles and returns, offers to help Foggy get his license back etc.
>this is exactly what Fisk was waiting for he proceeds to destroy all their lives hard
>Matt figures out Kingpin is behind all their problems and goes to confront him
>Kingpin has been waiting for this, he reveals he knows exactly who DD is and that he's the author of all Matts pain
>Kingpin proceeds to rek DD in a 1v1 and leaves him for dead
Part 1, i'm not sure how the second half will go down exactly but it involves getting a new suit and Nuke will be hired by Kingpin, also hopefully Karen will become a heroin addict but I don't think they've got the balls for that
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>>86655696
Heh, cancer, get it, like this thread?
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>>86657648
I think they will since the black guy from JJ is a heroin addict (recovering)
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>>86657326
That's season 2, which isn't even out. You're also reviewing something you haven't watched.
Were you born like this, anon?
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>>86657790
I have seen JJ. And the MRA-man was in that season.
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>>86645816
He loves his rhino costume.
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>>86657837
He wasn't an MRA at all. Shit, he even got laid.
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>>86657754
I just want the scene of her about to OD on her last hit in a shitty alley and DD baton comes out of nowhere and knocks it out of her hand
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>>86657901
MRAs have sex. Some are even female.

I was more sympathetic to him than Jessica, though. She got a lot of people killed with her bullshit.
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>>86657984
Now you're just spouting buzzwords to support your little tantrum. He isn't an MRA in any way, shape or form.
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>>86657901
Why the fuck is he even the MRA insert. i dont' fucking get it
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>>86658052
My tantrum?
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>>86635318
In Jessica Jones they explain that blunt force trauma still hurts him like a regular person, it just doesn't penetrate his skin.
So when she shoots him with a shotgun, he keeps his head because the blast force can't break his skin or bones, but it fucked his brain raw.

I'm gonna guess that that is why. The Hand do that Karate Kid II thing where they hit through a target, breaking his momentum and knocking him back, but he's not hurt, just stunned.

Daredevil's body armor protects him some from the impact, and the rest is his martial arts training allowing him to avoid the brunt of a hit without getting hurt.
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>>86639451
Danny's an immature bitch with good meditating skills.
Daredevil is hard to fight because you can't trick him or distract him; his senses are 360. No feints or surprise kicks get him because he knows what you're doing before you start.
Luke beats his ass because only the iron fist can hurt Luke, and it's pretty easy to dodge a single fist and absorb everything else. On top of that, Luke only needs one hit to win.
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>>86658142
>My tantrum?
>>86656754
You couldn't cram more buzzwords and bullshit into one sentence if you were quoting JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
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>>86662033
That's still not a tantrum.
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>>86662394
Ok, bye.
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>>86662544
Don't you mean: Goy, bye!
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>>86662569
No, that wouldn't make any sense.
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>>86662631
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>>86662394
>>86662544
Look, you're both insufferable faggots. Now suck cocks and be done with it
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>>86657219
Cap MIGHT get bogged down by numbers since he's more gung-ho than Hawkeye or Widow, but absolutely.

And, as Avengers, they don't need to give a shit about the police either, which was, like, 30% of the problem here.
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