How do you become a television writer?

Become a stand up for at least 2 years while honing your scripting craft on the side.

This is the easiest/most secure way.

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Be a white male, apparently.

Meet each other at the local synagogue
Or go to Harvard

>>86606708
This desu where's the fucking diversity?

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>Tfw no name.

>>86605650
SUCK INCREDIBLE AMOUNTS OF JEW COCK!!!FACT!!!

>>86606704
You also have to live in a relevant city like NY or LA

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>>86606727

>>86606772
Who the fuck is starburns?

>>86608452
A character from the show Community, acted by Dino Stamatopoulos. He helped write and produce the show.
Also wrote for the Late Night With Conan + Letterman in the late 90's.