>he may be your father, boy, but he ain't yo daddy. ;_;

They are the same things though, you daft scum.

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Saw this movie a week after my dad died

>>86603979
>the chad father

>>86604163
Can't believe no one's made a version yet
>the virgin father (Ego)
>the chad daddy (Yondu)

He was the genuinely good part of that movie.

>>86603979
I can totally relate

>>86603979
>tfw no space daddy ;_;

I cried too, I though this piece of crap would never end ;__;

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>"You may be my father, but Chad is my daddy!"

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>the most interesting Marvel character is the blue guy with the magic arrow

Not sure whether to praise Gunn or blame everyone else for this

>>86603979
They are going to magically bring him back to life on the third movie right?
right?

>>86604100
robot detected.. your inability to have emotions tells you that they are the same thing..obviously he was refering that him being his daddy was that he raised him and taught him everything, and his father didnt care about him... faggot

>>86604480
Why did you pick this girl in particular for this post?

>>86604782
not him, but she is hot.. what are you a homo for questioning this?

>>86604815
There's literally millions of hotter pics he could've picked.

>>86604725
>Bait
Retard faggot.

>>86603979
my girlfirend think it was a shite ending because this charcater should't have been recognised as a good father figure because he was abusive as fuck

>>86606453
Yeah because Ego wasn't.

>>86604782
I just googled "angry 18 yo girl"

>random side movie has more main character deaths and impact than a whole """Civil War"""
bravo

>>86604535
It's fucking Michael Rooker. He's always awesome.

>>86606529
I think her point was on the lines of it should have ended as a redeption of the character, not as a recognition of him as a good father, it gives a bad message

>>86604535
>the most interesting non-Netflix Marvel character

FTFY

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the last 20 minutes of this movie tried way too fucking hard to evoke feels. it felt desperate.

>oh Yondu died - THE FEELS

>let's admit we have feelings for each other - THE FEELS

>sisters finally show some affection for each other- THE FEELS

>grumpy sister still decides to leave because FEELS

>suddenly, surprise funeral- THE FEELS

>everyone saluting dead Yondu - THE FEELS

>>86604100
Should've said "sire".

>>86604725

Everyone who overuses ellipses is a retard. I have never seen an exception.

>>86606859
YEAH BECAUSE EMOTION IS OVERRATED, EH YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!?! I'LL STICK WITH MOVIES THAT EVOKE 80'S STYLE EMOTION OVER SOUL LESS SNYDER STYLE HOMOEROTIC LIVING DEATH!!!FACT!!!

>>86606917

I concur.

>>86604312
Ego was much more of a chad

>>86604536
Doubt it but I wouldn't be surprised if they give him his own prequel TV series

>>86606652
Was she abused by her father as a kid?

>>86603979
how the fuck can a movie simultaneously be so good with characters like this fucker, good story arcs like the sisters fighting and the obnoxious racoon getting put in his place, great visuals and action scenes, and so bad with the fucking childish humor and the obnoxious le ironic 70s soundtrack

>>86607001
>he doesn't understand the meme

>>86604870
>>86605166
>>86606917
WHAAAAT?????? lmao

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>>86606531
>"angry 18 yo girl"

cant wait to google this

>>86607118
>le ironic 70s soundtrack
What's ironic about it? The music is genuinely good.

>>86607335
dat man arms

>>86607361
yeah if you're 50 years old maybe

>>86607361
ironic in that it's used in sequences where the story has nothing to do with the type of song or the lyrics

like an epic space battle to the sound of some quiet romantic song about fucking flowers or whatever

there were enough good 50s,60s,70s songs that would perfectly fit, but the movie had to reddit it up with le ironic quirkyness

and that fucking neverending intro with them fighting the monster in the background (which the audience wants to see) while we get a childish annoying baby running after some bullshit. in the same fucking movie as dozens of people being thrown out the fucking airlock and freezing to death

>>86603979
>implying you are his daddy
>covering up the fact that people know less about you than about Ego

>>86603979
This guy was a total cuck, star lords mom didnt even give him a handy for raising her son...

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>>86606969
>>86606859

One thing you must understand is that black and white photo-receptors in the eye are more sensitive to light than color photo-receptors. This means when it gets dark, you see in black and white; but don't really realize it because it's usually too dark for you to pick up on.

I had some roses in a well lit room; and I had some electric candles turned on. When I turned off the light; the beautiful red and pink roses, the symbol of vibrant love and emotion; were simply grey as ash.

Some people go through life like that.

>>86604536
It was leaked as such basically as soon as the movie was released.

>nap orphaned kids
>into a pirate ship with other man children
>sail in a magical world with natives
>is the biggest bully and whistles and flies
I am Peter Pan yo

That spaceraccoon should've died instead. What an obnoxious character, like most things furry that can talk.

>>86607519
>ironic in that it's used in sequences where the story has nothing to do with the type of song or the lyrics

This literally never happens. Pretty much every song is thematically linked to its scene except for Mr. Blue Sky, which was intentionally out of whack with the monster battle and may have been a reference to Yondu.

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>>86607969
If you had an upbringing like his you'd be obnoxious too.

>>86607739
no one will love you

>>86604100
>scenes women will never understand.bmp

>>86608196
EVERYONE! CHILL!
C H I L L !

>Kill off the best character in entire franchise
>In the shittiest, most stupid way possible
>In the movie worse and more boring than Iron Man 3
How can they keep getting away with this?

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So starlord has his survive in space mask+jet pack ready at any time except for the very end of the movie because of reasons.

>>86608549
yeah he lost it during the fight with Ego earlier

>>86608533
I am probably wrong but you retards know that the Infinity War bullshit in the comics always ends up with someone rebooting the universe and bringing people back to life?

I can see them bringing back his character because GotG3 is after the Infinity Wars movies

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>>86608549
He gave his jet pack to someone else to save an unconscious crew member and Ego broke his mask. So yes, "reasons". Bad luck more than anything else.

>>86608024
"Wham Bam" didn't have any plot-relevant either.

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>>86609090
I'll give you that one. That was a song a character was actually listening to. Most of the ones in the movie weren't used that way, but a few were.

>>86606591
You only die if you can't sell merchandise. Hence why quicksilver died in age of ultron.

>>86606591
That's because the GotG movies are actual movies rather than the normal Marvel Cinematic Biannual Experience Product (TM)

>>86604131
Speaking as a dead dad-guy myself, the ending made me cry.

>>86607519
Honestly, I think that Father and Son and The Chain fitted perfectly with the scenes in which they chose to play them.

>and that fucking neverending intro with them fighting the monster in the background (which the audience wants to see) while we get a childish annoying baby running after some bullshit. in the same fucking movie as dozens of people being thrown out the fucking airlock and freezing to death

So you complain about the intro scene not focusing on the action while admitting that the movie already has a bunch of scenes that do just that later on? If that's the case, then I think that we should accept SOME variety in the scenes. I mean, aren't you tired of watching battles and big explosions everywhere everytime? I'm not a fan of baby Groot, by all means, but at least it was different.

>>86607519
Underage leave

>>86609252
Baby groot is cute af

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>>86609894
Cute you say?

>>86609850
fuck you, you're the underage. the 50s and 60s have produced some of the best rock ever and we get this faggy flower power shit (starlord was born in 1980, twenty years after flower power was dead)

the soundtrack was awful and chosen for irony leddit quirkyness sake, not appropriateness to what's hapening on screen

>>86607118
Leave Rocket alone.

>>86603979
I really like this line. I couldn't enjoy the film all that much because all the cool shit (like the focus on themes of fatherhood and family and Gunn's crazy obsession with character arcs) was all weighed down by shitty marvel humor. But this line has really grown on me.

>>86607515
>he is a literal dick sucking faggot teenager that is utterly unaware of music not made in the last decade.

I would tell you to kill yourself but i mainly just feel sad that there are genuinely so many people as ignorant as you.

Your loss bruh, im glad im not stupid enough to arbitrarily discredit everything old or "classic