/norm/ general

>>86602585
It's just so incredibly rare to see someone being them self all the time, be genuinely funny, and actually make it. Nigger keeps it so real.

>>86602585
Sheer tyranny of will

>>86602585
Take notes, boys. This is how you can be an alpha without being a 10/10 Chad.

>>86602585
Anyone else disappointed with the new Norm Live? I feel like the A list celebs are killing the bantz and it's not as funny

>>86603840
It's had its moments but definitely been more interesting than funny so far. The show has always been a vehicle for norm to be funny with the guest as a kind of tertiary component, but when the guest is someone actually admires (Letterman) or respects (Seinfeld, Tyson?) that dynamic changes.

Good thing is considering some of the guests slated for future episodes there should be some fucking gold.

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>>86602585

>>86604359
Tyson is a lunatic. It's hard to joke with him when he doesn't understand any of it.

>>86604359
You're right, I don't actually give a shit about the guests at all, I'd be happy for him and Adam to just swap insults for a couple hours instead

>>86602585
Why did people hate the Sarah Silverman episodes? I can understand if they don't like her, but why thumbs down and comment on a video you're not going to watch? It wasn't even that bad. Wasn't great either, but I had a few good yucks.

yeah, I feel like the Bobby Lee episode has been my fav this season. maybe because he is neither that interesting nor someone who Norm admires as much as Letterman, for example.
Also, I hate how he invited Silverman, and also Bruce fucking Jenner. Come on, Norm, just invite Sam Hyde already.

>>86602832
Norm was a 10/10 though

>>86604670
It's a comedy show, why would he invite Sam Hyde?

>>86604612

BECAUSE SHE'S A FUCKING WOMAN

I didn't enjoy her episodes because there was no real wit to them, mostly just a conversation. I didn't find her annoying at all though, I expecting something worse the way you guys were bitching about her

>>86604738
so we can laugh at him

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I just want to say that any Norm fan needs to read this book. It is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

I bursted out in laughter after reading the chapters on Old Jack.

>>86604753
Oh God, even worse than the people commenting on not watching the video because she's an unfunny cunt were the people commenting that all the dislikes were from misogynist nazis, "GOD FORBID NORM HAS A FUNNY WOMAN ON THE SHOW", conveniently ignoring the Roseanne episode has the same 99.9% like/0.1% dislike ratio as most other episodes.

>>86604859
Blew my mind when old jack raped him. That kind of came out of nowhere.

>>86603840
>Anyone else disappointed with the new Norm Live?

It turned to shit when it stopped being aired live.
Season 2 is when the show stopped being good.

>>86604959
It was that juxtaposed with the funeral and Norm describing him as the best fellow he ever knew. It's one of the funniest things I've ever read in a book because his prose is just so honest sounding.

>>86602585
post more norm clips

>>86604612
They were mostly pretty good. In part two she goes into, "Trump is evil, black kids are getting killed by cops for no reason" and that's not what I care to listen too.

>>86602585
no longer a fan of norm after he talked shit about Bill Hicks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXmodKjluEc

>>86605341
Sauce?

Nine eleven.

>>86605341
Are you really surprised, the devout christian science and DNA denier would dislike his polar opposite?

>>86605269
First time I saw this my stomach was in agony from laughing, he has the best delivery of any comedian and he makes it look so easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLtTx2wAUbk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eiooeRAdcjU

>>86604612
It wasn't funny or anything but it's a great conversation at the very least.
I just don't want norm to get pulled down into the shit because some of his fans

>>86605385
im not on twitter but he tweeted that he watched a Bill Hicks show and didnt laugh once. even if you are a liberal redditor theres at least one joke you will laugh at by Bill

>>86605483
I've never found Bill very funny either.

>>86605434
Bill Hicks was neither luberal or conservative though. you cant put him into a box. maybe thats why norm doesnt like him. i side with a Texan before a canadian

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>the pictures from the planes on Dachau and stuff don't show enough, the chimney's not long enough, doesn't cast a long shadow enough to possibly be big enough to service the killing machine of Hitler

I wonder if he still lurks here

>>86605539
>Bill Hicks was neither luberal or conservative though.

or funny

>>86605483
Why does everyone have to share your opinion? Art and especially comedy is subjective

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>>86602585
Is Mike Stoklasa the Norm of our time?

>>86605341
bill hicks is a meme who said obvious shit that sounds deep only to stoned 15 year olds.

>>86605577
hi norm

>>86605483
I don't think Bill Hicks was really funny either. He just felt like one of those "He's saying what everybody's thinking." ranters.

And Norm's comedy employs that method to especially during his Weekend Update tenure, but Norm twists it around by going to dark and bizarre places.

>>86605619
>who said obvious shit

You are young, what he said was extremely controversial at the time. I dont think young people understand the scope of just how much different culture is now vs just even 20 years ago.

>>86605579
yeah but to lie and say he didnt laugh not once?

>>86605713
Hicks was more "He's just saying what everyone in the room is thinking, but everyone outside the room is a SHEEPLE"

>>86605727
I never really found him all that funny, and I agree with a lot of what he would say

>>86605434
norm memed u hard kiddo

>>86605717
I wonder what his comedy would be like if he were still alive. His first post 9/11 special would've probably been great.

>>86605717
I was there, he was talking shit about grass roots phenomenons like Reagan and Rush. He would've defended every single Democrat and slandered every single Republican just like Colbert if he had lived.

>>86605790
No

As much as he likes to obfuscate his life, you can tell when his real feelings come out. Like when he goes on rants on twitter till 5am and then deletes his tweets the next morning

>>86605596
Norm is the norm of our time retard

>>86604612
Because she's phony and says a lot of disrespectful / retarded shit that is all agenda driven.
>It's so hard to make it in showbiz as a jew, I should have changed my name
Uhhhhh
>Oh I'm sure it was so hard for you to make it in comedy as a white man, only like, all of the slots were available
Not sure if outright stupidity or intentional disrespect
>When Harry met sally is just so white
A bunch of jews make a jew flick and you bring up that its white, as if that would be interesting even if it were true
>Muh basketball is so hard for a woman
What? Also uninteresting and stupid. You can't even bring up playing a little recreational basketball without making it political? Hotsauce Hillary ass nigger.

I could forgive every single one of those, and countless more, but good God almighty did she ever bomb and try to cover it up embarrassingly when it came to jokes. Like she didn't get it at all and is supposed to be a comedian? Fuck her.

>>86605951
>>When Harry met sally is just so white
I officially stopped caring what she had to say after that. What does that even mean? There's a lot of white people in the movie? Like, how America is mostly white, so most people in most American movies are white?

>>86605951
Why did Norm give her two hours? Is he really still lusting for that bitch after all these years.

I mean I'll give her that she looks good for 46 but jesus she's not that interesting.

>>86606029
It's also not White, it's distinctly JEWISH. Typical tricks, Sarah.

>>86605888

what the hell does he rant about?

also congrats on your trips, you must be proud

>>86606029
She's a fucking kike, what do you expect.
She also said she wanted to go back in time and kill Jesus because she hates Christians.

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>>86604670
>making this retarded post just to shill Sam Hyde
There's no way Hyde can be paying you so this means you do it for free.

>>86605951
>>86606029
>>86606091
>>86606229
>not appreciating based sarah
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WiCEaLHZp24

>>86604431
My favorites have been Tyson, Andy Dick, Stephen Merchant, and Super Dave. The one with Andy Dick made me laugh the most, because of how much Norm fucked with him, and Andy rolled with it like a champ. I liked Super Dave because he wasn't having any of it and ripped the show a new asshole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgvDPTEktRY

>>86606401
She was horrendous on Norm's podcast, which is what we're discussing here.

>>86605483
He was virtue signalling to Jews.
Bill Hicks was an anti-war conspiracy theorist type which Jews are naturally averse to because it's a slippery slope to antisemitism.
Bill was a goy comedian. Norm is a goy comedian too, but he really wants Jews to like him, hence why like 90% of his podcast guests, plus his co-host, are Jewish.

>>86606436
Most of the posts about her as been general bitching about her and calling her a kike.

Not that I think there's anything wrong with calling a kike a kike, i just wanted to remind everyone that she at least USED to be based, as evidenced in that clip.

Plus fuck it I think she's funny. And as cute as she was in her prime I'd still smash in a heartbeat

>>86606545
Norm literally uses his Jewish sidekick as an excuse to further his own holocaust denial

>>86604859
This shit. I recommend the audio book version, which is narrated by him. The way that he describes Adam Eget in some parts made me laugh out loud

>>86606683
Sure, but there's also actually valid criticisms from people who don't just poop their pants when they see a jew broad. I was actually excited because I was so surprised at how good the Russell Brand one was, even though I normally can't stand the guy. Norm has a real talent for getting the best out of people but she really refused to cooperate overall.

>>86602832
norm is attractive

>>86605341
but bill hicks is edgy trash

>>86605354
i find it hilarious how norm do that whole part about hating animals and the audience still loves him lol

plus that rosie odonnell joke was based

>>86604365
which episode was this?

>>86605434
dna denier?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czg_mANOZYs

severely underrated norm

>all women look alike to you?
>sort of

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Silverman show was boring. She straight up says she doesn't want to do any comedy during the episode. Best are when Norm feels free to fuck with the guests.

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What did he mean by this?

>>86605434
What science did Norm deny? Not even acknowledging DNA denier, that's one of the stupidest things I've ever read.

>>86606683
>she at least USED to be based, as evidenced in that clip.

That clip is just evidence Jews can dish it out but they can't take it. I have yet to see her making fun of Jews in any honest way, not counting the humblebrag bullshit Jews like to roll out to seem fair and balanced. Shlomo Silverman is following the kike comedian cliche to the letter. She does the ol' "how do you do, fellow Whites?" routine when she bashes Caucasians, playing it off like she's making fun of herself when really she is attacking a race she hates as viciously as she can and there is nothing self-critical about it. As for Asians, Asians can keep up with Whites intellectually and economically so they don't get special victim status in cultural marxism aka Jewish morality.

>>86605483
Post a Bill Hicks bit that makes you then.

>>86607269
Norm just decided to have her be the bleating communist she is. Wow all those only white comedians of yore like Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock and Richard Pryod

>>86606690
>implying Norm is a holocaust denier
You have to understand something in order to deny it. Now Adam, he's a real holocaust denier. Sometimes you can hear Adam screaming about how he wished that the holocaust actually happened.

>>86607402
Jay leno shilling for Doritos bit

>>86607283
They fear Adam Egret becoming mainstream, so they offering Norm the Tonight Show in exchange for dumping that racist price of shit Adam.

>>86602585
he really is one of the best comedic minds, up there with Rickles.

>>86607847
>it says here your face looks like a cunt

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>>86602585
>blatantly interrupting people you don't like on national television
https://youtu.be/GmK8Pd6i2-w
Skip to 16 minute mark for Normy.

>>86604670
fuck off Sam. your career is never coming back.

NAHMY
NAHMY
NAHMY

>>86607877
Rickles is cringy. he's great why? because he was an old man?

>>86602585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK6t9mJCykw

>>86608038
he could come up with extremely funny things off the cuff, like Norm. that's the true measure of a comedian's skill.

>>86602640
Norm is funny to the core but it's damn near impossible to actually get him to open up about himself. Listen to his appearances on Adam Carolla's podcast because Adam actually manages to get past Norm's facade occasionally.

>>86608045
>he grew up stealing chickens
>that's hard coin

>>86608125
nah. Rickles was shoved down everyones throats

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>>86607283
netflix show was almost a done deal but someone hid in the netflix closet to eavesdrop on a meeting and here we are

>>86608135
no one wants to hear the intricacies of someone's life, it ruins the comedy.

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>>86602585
I wonder if Norm is one of the ebonyposters on /tv/.

https://youtu.be/C800ec_yukw

>>86608303
I like occasionally getting a peek behind the curtain with Norm because it's interesting to see how his mind works. He absolutely hates discussing sex for example.

>>86608274
please, norm was the one who told him he should do a talk show for netflix.

>>86605568
Who do you think op is? Cmon anon...

>>86607971
I actually wouldn't mind seeing Whoopi on NML.

>>86608274
FUCKING ROPE-A-DOPED

>>86608327
>when Donnie met Marlo

Is this really what Norm was referencing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQJd4U-uH7M

>>86608789
yea
norm, like gottfried, has classique references

Who /pre-stuff/ here?

>>86608883
Norm has been a big deal for years, a lot longer than people on /tv/ realize. I get the feeling that the Norm fanbase around here is the same as the Joe Rogan fanbase. They latch on because of some right wing reason (Joe Rogan for his "alt right" guests, Norm for his Hitler jokes) but they have no idea about the actual history of the man.

>>86609079
>They latch on because of some right wing reason

Maybe some but I think it's mostly because YouTube allowed a whole new generation of people to see Norm's various talk show appearances over the years. Especially the Conan ones.

>>86609079
Name a single "alt right" guest Rogan ever hosted

>>86606958
What are you fucking gay?

>>86609079
I think you might be overly sensitive. It's far more likely younger gen people with half functioning brains grow tired of Big Bang Theory and Jim Jefferies type comedy and went on the Internet for other things, then found a whole archive of this funny, genuine dude called Norm Macdonald.

If you're coming from the Sarah Silverman vid dislikes, the comments are all whining beta males that can't fathom people might not like her, due to her style of comedy being something of an opposite to Norm's, and not because of the alt-right meme squads coming to hate on some poor dindu.

Seriously can't wait until baby-boomer brains and their offspring fucking die out so not everything has to have some political theme to it.

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>>86609336
>t. jobless millennial shitstain

>>86609257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdOA_7HkZZY

>>86605951
I love how she was complaining about the anxiety of shooting in basketball, as if it was a special problem of women. YEAH, that's what playing pick up basketball with strangers is like ya dumb broad. And then after all of that posturing she didn't know what a field goal was lol.

>>86609423
>ignoring prep duty
it's not free-time yet, phillip

>>86609423
>having a job
lmao

>>86609257
norm tests if guys are gay by touching them on the thigh, and i'm the gay one

>>86609336
>grow tired of Big Bang Theory and Jim Jefferies style comedy
How on earth did you manage to draw that comparison? Jim Jefferies is actually funny

In fact I'd love to see him on NML now that I think about it

>>86609623
>Jim Jefferies
>FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK GUNS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yeah, he's so funny.

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>>86609623
>How on earth did you manage to draw that comparison? Jim Jefferies is actually funny
Flawless 10/10

>>86609668
DUDE ALT-RIGHT LMAO SAM HYDE IS FUNNY

>>86609712
>DUDE STRAWMEN LMAO

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>>86609712
>alt-right
>sam hyde

>zero reference to either

Just leave faggot and take your frogposting friend with you.

>>86609761
KEKOL

>>86609668
>FUCK GUNS

To be fair, he's Australian. I don't think they can even have pocket knives there.

>>86609819
True. But to be fair, first he squatted in England and now he's in America and should be deported ASAP.

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>>86609819
We're a punch of pooftas now, yeah. A lot of the old anglo-celt convict stock on properties out in the tablelands don't give a fuck tho lol.
>do you have a permit for that?
>nah she'll be right, want a beer, officer?
>yeah righto just one

>>86604859
Just a reminder. The hardcover version of the book includes the "A Memoir" at the end. Critics thought it was a legitimate memoir, therefore they gave it bad reviews. For the softcover edition they removed the "A Memoir" graffic.

Only real fans have the hardcover first edition.

>>86608274
I love Norm, but Dave is a better interviewer by far, and will put out a better show.

>>86610249
The first season of NML is better than literally anything Dave has ever produced.

>>86609623
>Jim Jefferies is actually funny

>My entire act is whitey is raycis and the concept of god is stupid
>Majority of my stories, which I rely on because I have no jokes, do not have punchlines or even endings, I just fizzle out and swear a whole bunch then move on to whatever enters my brain next
>I average twelve estrogen-yeast-brews a day along with regular anti-depressants, I make no secret of this on stage
>I spiked for a solid month in youtube views of pirated copies of two species
>I am unable to put all these things together and salvage my already dying career despite headlining a fucking show on a mainstream channel because, like I said before, whitey is raycis and god is stupid, but also doesn't exist

I think you're right. He's like Todd Glass in that he's a comedian's comedian's comedian.

>>86610317
Not at all. Norm has his moments but Dave is far more consistent.

>>86610339
>>I spiked for a solid month in youtube views of pirated copies of two species

I'm with you anon, except this part. I have no idea what it means.

>>86610317
lmao if you actually believe this

in terms of being a good interviewer, dave is leagues ahead of norm. dave might be the most naturally good interviewer i've ever seen

>>86610432
Dave is a better interviewer but isn't as funny as Norm.

>>86610516
that's incredibly obvious.

but i mean norm's even talked to dave about why he's a bad interviewer. he just says he really has no interest in asking random people questions. i mean we kind of don't even see how bad of an interviewer he is on NML since he's interviewing mostly comedians (some who he has actual interest in).

but dave is just so laid back and when he asks questions you genuinely believe that he wants to know about the guest. he plays like perfectly off of most of his guests and he's funny when it's appropriate. idk i love dave. conan is great too but in a different way. kimmel is pretty good, fallon is shit and colbert is shit. seth meyers is incredibly mediocre

>>86610628
If it's so obvious, why did you move the goalposts?

>>86607063
Black history month special, 2016

>>86610715
but there were no goalposts to begin with. all i claimed was that dave is leagues better as an interviewer, and you thought to point out the incredibly obvious fact that norm is funnier.

we're in a norm thread and we all know that

>>86607063
larry king

>>86610794
Well, you're a sperg who argued with an anon about NML being superior by moving the goalposts to who's the better interviewer. So please leave, and go to wherever safe space autismos hide. Maybe Game of Thrones general?

>>86610858
because saying that NML is "superior" doesn't even mean anything. when norm says "talk show" i'm assuming it's not a comedy show, so obviously the fact that norm is hilarious isn't going to make it better.

dave is a better interviewer so he will be better in the role. idk what's so hard to understand

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he reminds me of mike, they "have it" if you know what I mean, they are funny, just looking at them makes me laugh

>>86610959
Move those goalposts some more, Ray

>>86611024
t. retard who can't understand context at all

>>86611024
Move the goalposts again, Captain Asperg

>>86611070
Cool goalpost moving, bro

>>86611179
is this a meme i'm unaware of or are you literally autistic?

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>>86611215
>moving goalposts this much

>>86609175
Jordan Peterson is considered alt-right because he's somewhat in conflict with bleeding heart SJWs. Also Alex Jones has been on.

>>86611215
Oh yeah daddy, lie to me some more daddy, move the goalposts more daddy please, project your autism onto me some more daddy I'm about to skeet

>>86611292
Neither are alt right, unless you're an intellectually dishonest leftist who calls everything that doesn't agree with your specific system of beliefs "alt-right".

>>86611291
>>86611303
xDDDD epic!!

>>86611330
Agreed, neither of them are right-wing. The term alt-right is a dumb buzzword that fails to describe anything but controlled opposition.

>>86611330
Jordan Peterson was literally referred to as alt-right in the press recently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxfFxhERMYY

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Quit shitting up my Norm thread you fucking down syndromes

>>86603840
This

>>86607063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YNi11261So

>>86606545
Comedy is a jewish business . Lenny bruce was jewish

>>86608135
you cant link it fag?

>>86611471
>implying the press isn't lying

>>86604859
it was ok but it felt like a worse version of his normal comedy

I hope he doesn't write instead of TV/internet work

>>86610432
Dave shows contempt for his guests. He's entertaining but he's not a classically good interviewer.

>>86612365
>Dave shows contempt for his guests.

that is absolutely not true at all. dave only does that when he has zero respect for his guest (paris hilton, madonna, trump, any celebrity that is self-important). when it's just a normal celeb or a dude who has done something cool, dave is genuinely interested and respectful, and he makes jokes that aren't at the guests' expense.

when he doesn't respect them he mocks them

>>86612265
Too dumb to Google it ?

>>86610432
Dave is literally one of the worst interviewers on tv

>>86613228
good bait

>>86606401
this is almost satire

>>86613228
But his glasses are nice, therefore your point is invalid

t.professional goalpost mover

>>86606401
i would ruin 90s sarah

>>86606401
best norm politically incorrect: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxPNMZfHgw8

>when meatloaf loses his shit at norm's gay joke

>>86610400
I think it was supposed to be "two specials" and autocorrect or brain fuckery got him.

>>86609257
No I'm deeply closeted.

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I'm, ah, doing serious comedy

>>86613540
When?

>>86604670
I doubt Norm has any idea who Sam Hyde is or gives a fuck.

>>86613844
16:20

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>>86613825
Ed, you wanna, you wanna light a bic lighter on me?
HEEEEYYOOOOO

>>86613901
Oh, that kind of "loses it"

I lost respect for him with all the cosmetic surgery

Uh-oh Norm! You've angered the hordes of Alternative Men's Rights Factivist by bringing one of your lady friends onto the show. I can already hear the clickity clack of their keyboard warrior fingers furiously writing "Fucking SJW SJW SJW bitch cunt whore!" as they let all that angry-virgin rage run wild.

>>86613991
>"loses it"
what do you mean

if you're saying that meatloaf makes it impossible to laugh with norm then you're right

>>86614036
that's_bait_tom_hardy.gif

>>86607971
holy crap, thats COLD

Oh NO, a hilarious, intelligent female, quick dislike the video! It's 2018, yet this beautiful & exceptional thinker is attacked by little boys simply for having a uterus. The real men accept women for who they are.
Kind Regards, Wyatt Nite

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>>86614036
>>86614171

Is Sarah Silverman honestly this polarizing to you man babies. All of us can collectively laugh at 9/11 and Holocaust jokes from Norm but if it's from a LEFTIST COMEDY WOMAN prepare for the virulent shitstorm of triggered Youtube conservatives. Chill the fuck out guys, there are better ways to spend your energy.


Sarah Silverman is a good comedian and wonderful person. However knowing the old bitter white male fan base that seems to latch on to great comedians like Norm Macdonald and Doug Stanhope, they'll just see a younger female comedian and be PISSED


From seeing the early comments I can see there's a lot of female haters a lot of Trump supporters I guess. Sarah's one of the best comedians out there and has been for a long time


I love Sarah Silverman. Why? Because I'm a human being that likes comedy. Also I'm not an ignorant, misogynist, alt-right shithead.

>>86614342
>reddit spacing
nice touch

>>86614342
This is the most finely crafted bait I've seen in quite some time. Well done.

>>86602585
Should I watch the Sarah Silverman episode?
Her dumb childless worthless attitude might actually outweigh based Norm

>>86611615
but i have an irrepressible urge to bitch about identity politics everywhere, incessantly

>>86614453
it's kinda boring, they just tell stories and there isn't much comedy

Sarah even says she doesn't feel like doing comedy during the interview because it feels like work so they stop doing jokes

>>86604670
>Come on, Norm, just invite Sam Hyde already.
you should kill yourself if you think norm has any idea who that fat faggot even is. silverman is batshit crazy but she became one of the biggest comics in the world in a scene that was horribly sexist at the time. it definitely fucked with her head but you have to give her props

>>86614407
the best part is that hes 100% right. regardless of her politics shes a talented comedian. the hate is literally from triggered identity politics babbies

>>86614453
shes been embedded in hollywood for like 25 years so she has a lot of interesting little tidbits and stories. but shes cunty and a little batshit. im also pretty sure norm wants to fuck her

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>>86614536
Jesus...
Well thanks for the heads up, I'll be staying away from this one

>>86607971
Is it that he doesn't like her or he thinks it's funny? The only one of them he likes is Whoopi because Norm can only connect with comics.

>>86614342
Norms holocaust jokes are those. Jokes.
They aren't statements said with a half cocked grin

>>86607971
>"i love how tall you are"
>norm's heart immediately sinks at this dumb vapid slut being on the same stage as him

>>86604612

She fucking sandbagged the jokes segment.

Who even does that?

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>>86614648
>pretty sure norm wants to fuck her
Did he pull a Donahue?
>>86608789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQJd4U-uH7M [Embed]

>>86604612
>Why did people hate the Sarah Silverman episodes?
Because people hate her. What a stupid question.

>>86614686
>Sarah, I need you to learn how to be funny in under a month or you're off the program

>>86614839
People hate Adam Sandler but his episode was received fine.

>>86614616
Nah. Nice try. That bait was good. Your dishonest statement is trash. As if nobody's reacting to Silverman's retarded SJW pandering which is literally identity politics baby shit. 1/10 post, dipshit

>>86614760
yeah but she's a big girl surrounded by bitching harpies all day. norm's a playa, he would've given her what she needed backstage, in private.

>>86608327
In all honesty, this is my dream:
>become celebrity
>meet cute Black celeb
>open with 'Did you know I'm responsible for exporting a gimmick based around hyperbolic appreciation of Black women on various parts of 4chan?'

>>86607971
how does Norm even know who that spic is?

>>86614342
this but unironically

>>86614930
adam is fantastic

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>>86615058
>'Did you know I'm responsible for exporting a gimmick based around hyperbolic appreciation of Black women on various parts of 4chan?'
>"I don't know what this dorky whiteboy is saying, but I love him"

>>86608327
>norm probably pounded that chocolate ass later that night

good on him, i would have watched and masturbated

>>86608789
damn that marlo was a hot piece of ass

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>>86615321
I bet she'll be really turned on when I talk about how for the first couple months on /tv/, nine out of ten posts were me and I wasn't sure if I was doing it because it was funny or if it was because I was obsessed. The correct answer is both.

>>86614930
>People hate Adam Sandler
Red Letter Pseuds hate Sandler. Anyone who has half a brain knows the guy is an unironic Good Jew in that he gives all his friends and the crew the production money, telling the more parasitic parts of Hollywood, like the demographics department and boards of study, to get bent.

Sandler has been in the game a long time. He knows how shit, especially for comedies, it is.

>>86615482
>nine out of ten posts were me
i was the other '1' then lol

...
...
...

nine eleven

>>86608339
Does he have a micro pee pee?

>>86615675
I don't think so, he's been with a number of girls and none of them have written anything scathing so he's probably a very satisfying lover. I think he just finds it cheap, like swearing too much.

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>>86615651
We'll get ours someday, lad
>>86615675
He's just a really old-fashioned, slightly-prudish Anglo guy. He's like a turn-of-the-century Anglo-Canadian brought into the twenty-first century. Even his vices are old-fashioned.

>>86615717
hmmm, interdasting.

In all honesty he really is a treasure.

>>86615482
let me bang

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what are some jerks?

>>86615774
>chocolate thickshake titties
shieet, and i'm usually an assman

>>86615941
Albert Fish

>>86615941
Roman Thomas III

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>>86616033
I put "Albert Fish" as a tag on most of my YouTube videos, just to give myself a sensible chuckle. And that was BEFORE Norm called him a jerk, so now I chuckle sensibly even more.

>>86616470
what am I looking at there, is that albert fish head split apart?

>>86616507
x-ray of hip bones with needles or something

>>86616571
oh my dear fug

>>86616571
>>86616507
He liked jamming needles into his groin and pelvis, among many other quirks he had. What a character this Albert Fish was!

>>86614407
The sad thing is that's a legit comment on the new episode

Why does he do the paid advertisements seriously now? Don't they know how famous the mangrate has become because of the shit they gave it?
Why does he even do ads at all? He's on Amazon prime now.

>>86615774
yeah gambling and cigarettes and drinking are pretty old fashioned

that benzo addiction is pretty cutting edge tho

>>86616571
>>86616589
>>86616635
he was a real......jerk

>>86616892
I was counting that, benzos are the new opium. He's not on uppers or sex or designer drugs. He's a workaholic that needs help to chill out.

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>>86602585
"You can't ignore it? I ignore this fucker when he starts talking about the smoke stacks at Auschwitz, and how the shadows don't make- couldn't make sense and all this shit."
"I had a Bar Mitzvah."

"They bring me on this show for my opinion and all Norm does is tell me to shut up."
"The holocaust happened!"
"Oh, it did happen- No! That's not my point! Don't try to twirl that towards me!"

The episode with Todd Glass is fucking great.

>>86616954
>the new opium

that's my point, they're cutting edge. no ol' prospector took xanax, i'll tell you that

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>>86604670
Yeah he should invite ethan

>>86605596
no norm was/is a successful comedian/writer
mike reviews Disney movies

>>86617094
pls stop posting proof ethan can't handle the banter, i liked him better when he was a simple goofy dude, not a walls-of-text morality larper

>>86617094
what two faced pussy

>>86608327
Norm has good taste, every last one of us would love to eat out that ebony ass

Daily reminder Tim Allen has been confirmed for season 3

i hate when norm brings up 9/11

reminds me of that national tragedy

is this show worth a watch? I don't like normie mcdonalds in Billy Madison

>>86617416
come on, don't laugh at 9/11

>>86617481
I was there, walking through the blood and bone looking for my brother.

He was in northern Canada at the time

>>86617416
>go to different liquor store than normal
>get my usual though
>$9.11
>laugh and say "nine eleven"
>register harpy doesn't get it
Never forget, bitch

>>86617604
holy shit that exact same thing happened to me

>get my usual $8.50 (or something) handle of vodka
>ends up being $9.11
>see kid working there smirk
>say "kind of awkward"
>he says "yeah i didn't wanna say anything" and laughs

i guess it went better than expected

>>86604612
Political opinions and misogyny, friendo

I remember jon Stewart interviewing him back in the day when he had a sports show coming out on. KMedy central.

>"so norm when does your show premiere?l
>"I don't fucking know"

I've love the man

>>86618439
>misogyny
MUH EVIL MEN HATE WOMEN JUST FOR BEING WOMEN boogeyman

Anyone remember that episode of who wants to be a millionaire that norm was on?

He was going to win the million dollar question with the right guess until regis made him back out and take the 500k

>>86615774
>He's just a really old-fashioned, slightly-prudish Anglo guy.

wish there were more guys like that around

>>86620917
Me too desu, sometimes I worry I'm going too far down the contrarian hole when I start to agree with Vincent Gallo that I want to be like these old, conservative Anglo-Americans that radiate poise and cool control.

>>86608146
norm's antique idioms are gold

>>86621035
When/where does he talk about that?

>>86621300
It's something that's come up a few times. He wants to dress like George Will and act like William F. Buckley.

>>86608135
There was one podcast where he legit talked about how there are some opinions he has that he has to keep to himself and also about how we're so modernized in science and yet no one has proven or disproven god exists

>>86621035
>sometimes I worry I'm going too far down the contrarian hole
Everyone loves a polite but confident guy, it's not a strangeness or a unique taste, it's just hard to be. You just gotta be careful you don't become a m'lady larper type or something. But always strive for dignity, it's never a bad thing.

>>86602832
There are 3 different norm interviews.

1) Norm interviews actor or comedian; talks about obscure comedians that nobody under 60 has heard of and nobody over 60 remembers.
2) Norm interviews sports figure; talks about obscure sports figure that nobody under 60 has heard of and nobody over 60 remembers.
3) Some combination of the two.

>>86622172
My favorite is 4) Norm makes fun of the clueless guest the entire time.

I still think one of my favorite Norm moments is when he slips in the OJ joke at the very last second of the ESPN awards show. Then the camera pans to a bunch of pissed off looking nigs in the crowd for a second and it's hilarious.

>>86622172
>Norm interviews sports figure
wut
andy dick doing dancing with the stars is probably the closest thing he has had to a "sports figure" on NML

>>86617180
Which one

>>86622542
He just had the second-most famous boxer in history on a few weeks ago.

>>86622551
sammy is two faced, but not a pusy, so i guess he means ethan

>>86622571
that doesn't count

>>86622571
You mean that actor from The Hangover? Michael Dyson?

haha norm

>>86608883
sorry, I'm /post-sasso/

best thing to ever air on ESPN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mhUIIhcTb8

>>86617094
hahaha ethan is a bitch ass cunt boi. what a fucking bitch. and not even in a sexit way.


Ethan is a coward. And will die a coward. hahhahaha

>>86608038
You gotta be 18 to post on 4chan sport

>>86608038
die in a fire you cunt. For FUCKS sake, you are a nazi. Did you know that.

A bitch in charoltte died becuase fo you you nazi cuntlord.

>>86607371
>I have yet to see her making fun of Jews in any honest way

she had a comedy song about JAP girls called "Buy the Jew Girl Toys"

>>86606401
I like how Spade starts laughing but stops himself.

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>>86622971
>that is something they can never take away from you, unless you kill your wife and a waiter

>>86616998
I never knew of Todd Glass before this episode. After it, I hate that guy. He looks like a shitty shitty person.
And I have to say again, Tyson episode was the best one yet. Mike and Norm play off eachother amazingly.

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>>86623636
Yeah he's seems very trend-driven. A number of Norm's guests are there just for Norm to do his thing. I love how Adam can't help laughing at how obvious some of the moments are.

>Todd keeps telling his lengthy story
>T: What I was saying was when we went to see this comedian we were laughing so hard-
>N: Can I guess who it is?
>T: Well let me finish first.
>N: Okay.
>T: I think the people next to us-
>N: Boy, it would be fun to guess.
>Todd just keeps going with his story while Adam and the staff laugh

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Lesser known Norm clip coming through

Skip to 2:50
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>>86623044
jesus christ
double reddit spacing

>>86616954
ah yes, that crippling addiction to workahol

>>86615242
Kill yourself, but unironically.

>>86618439
Wait, so hating her because she's Jewish is a political opinion but "misogyny" is not an opinion? How do opinions work for SJWs?

>>86604431
The part where Tyson was trying to get norm to say nigger is the hardest I've laughed in recent memory

>>86624774
ripe ol' age for a crocodile hunter