Is Chris Pratt the new Tom Cruise?

how long before he gets accused of being Alt-Right?

tom cruise was in the seminary btw, he should of stayed, shoot

>>86601950
No, because he believes in the real God

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>>86601950
BASED CHRIS PRATT

THINK HE'D LIKE ANTIFA BURNING AMERICAN FLAGS AND BLM SHOOTING COPS

HAS HE EVEN DISAVOWED DRUMPF SINCE THE ELECTION LIKE HOLLYWOOD DEMANDS

/OURGUY/

>>86601950
Tom Cruise can act and has been in some decent movies. That's a huge difference between them.

>>86602076
>Tom Cruise can act
The bullshit you memers will say unironically I swear.

No because he isn't a level 8 OT like Cruise.

>>86601950
Based Chris

>>86602002
how so?
aren't minorities and specially blacks christian too?

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Scientology > Christianity

Nothing wrong with this. If that's how he feels good for him. I'm sure he did it to get young people talking about Jesus.

Personally I like Pratt's work. He's a charming actor and he's genuinely funny.

>>86602076
As much as I hate his devotion to Scientology, Tom Cruise can act and is a very capable actor. He's also charming and likable in his films, something that all great leading men should be.

>>86601950
/ourguy/

>>86602149
American politics are weird. White liberals tend to be anti-religious, but black and latino liberals do tend to be Christian.

>>86602167
Remember when 4chin used to protest against Scientology? What went wrong?

>>86602167
proof that all catholic priests are closetfags and pedofags

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>>86601950
I wonder how He feels about the divorce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU46EBrJXtQ

>>86602167
Smug asshole kissing that man's feet pretending he's better and more humble than him. Fucking whites.

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>>86602167
>>86602243
>>86602263
Catholic is the only choice heretic jew

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>>86601950
if he can keep his son from wearing pic related then I'm all for it

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>>86602359
You mean Greek Orthodox

>>86602358
The whole point of doing that is to show he's not better than him

>>86602149
>aren't minorities and specially blacks christian too?
not their kids

>>86602359
Go open up your borders and kiss nigger feet faggot.

>>86602359
t. LARPing Protestant who has a KJV

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>>86602561
>a man in 2017 having any influence over his kids

>tfw when liked Chris Pratt as Che in the OC
>Really liked him in P&R
>Happy to see him in 0 dark 30 and Her
>Go watch GotG and it's pure shit
>Nu-jurassic is shit
>Passengers is bad
>I guess I'm never watching him again
>Friends want to watch GotG2 so I go with them
>Possibly the greatest marvel movie despite some shit jokes and shit music

Back on the Pratt train

>>86603377
>GOTG 2 better than GOTG and Jurassic Park

>>86603377
>shit music
go back

>>86602643
But it ends up coming full-cricle to the point that its now just a pretentious thing people to show off how humble they are.

>>86603698
Yup. Not even close. GotG 1 is the only movie I walked out of. Talked about it with my bball friends and they all said that it was garbage. These are people that go to opening night of every Fast and Furious so it's not like they expect much out of a movie.

>>86602765
It is the christian thing to do

So nice that he's now become /tv/'s hero for saying he's a Christcuck when he was reddit incarnate for so long

>>86603762
It's commonly accepted that music from that era is either for Gen-X and/or Reddit.

>>86602127
God I wish I had his powers.

>>86604022
We must aöways be the opposite of a site that wasn't even around when I started browsing this one, anon!!

>>86604022
I get where you're coming from but I'm pretty sure /tv/ has always kinda liked Chris Pratt because of Parks and Rec (which was good initially).

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>>86604299
/tv/ LIKES CHRIS PRATT BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING STRAIGHT WHITE MALE

LEFTYKUCKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>86604022
He never really did anything to be loved on Reddit. Reddit just liked him in Parks and Rec and then got really excited when he progressed his career to new heights.

I'm not a fan of Chris Pratt's work really but nothing about him exudes reddit incarnate.

>>86602002
none of those neckbeards are Christian. they are the same fedora gaymergate redditors of the early 2010s who found a new hobby.

>>86603768
Exactly right. Last thing Jesus would do today is this virtue signaling bullshit.

>>86602167
This pope is such a fag. The Sith lord before him was better. The guy that is the favorite to replace him seems much better.

>>86604485
shellfish?

>>86604493
I swear you people can't decide what alt-right means. I thought it was neo-nazis in polo shirts with tiki torches last time I heard?

>>86604701
>neo-nazis in polo shirts with tiki torches

That sounds hella cool actually. Imagine a beach party with this theme. Fund it!

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>>86603819
but gotg2 is literally unwatchable garbage with non existing plot and constant whiny exposition that takes up probably 30% of the movie's runtime?

>>86604485

Amen, brother.

>>86604701
those were actual Southern klansmen. the real alt-right guys never leave their rooms.

>>86604807
Even so, it's better than the first.

>>86604807
snoopmon?

>>86602002
Alt-Right is all racist evolution atheist paghots.

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>>86604415
>I'm not a fan of Chris Pratt's work really but nothing about him exudes reddit incarnate.
I guess you weren't here when there would be daily "DANCE OFF BRO" threads

>tfw catholicism, islam, and judaism are all part of the same shit pile

>>86604415
> He never really did anything to be loved on Reddit
> So quirky and relatable xD

He's a male version of Jennifer Lawrence and GotG 2 was one of the worst movies ever made.

>>86601950
He could be

>>86602305
I would bet both of my left nuts that Pratt is a Protestant.

>>86601950
Why is this a headline?

>>86602243
>Remember when 4chin used to protest against Scientology?
>t.newfag
You faggot, scientology was just an excuse to fuck shit up. We literally didn't give a shit.

>>86601950
Christains are the first pure cucks

>>86603768
>show off how humble they are
for one to attempt to "show" their humility, negates the concept of humility.

>Christian
>Literally cheats on his long term qt wife with someone he met on a film set for the first time.

I'd love some more religious actors, but most of them turn out to be hacks.

>>86607784
Reagan. Americans idolize hypocrites.

>>86607784

>implying he ever touched jlaw

dead meme. If he fucked anyone it's aubrey.

How long until his Hollywood overlords destroy his career?

Why is this news?

>>86607835
Agreed. I think it was an ugly rumor started by the paparazi.

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>>86605272
>this is what Fedoraniggers actually believe

>>86607918
because nazis just killed a person?

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>>86602765
>>86604022
>>86603973
/tv/ is a Christian board
Return to your pedo playhouse faggot

>>86607277
Dubs confirm

>>86602167
dat white boy knows what what

>>86607277
>>86609177
Both post end in double 77.
It's not looking good Christ bros...

>>86607277
>>86609177
Checked. Christcucks on suicide watch.

>>86601950
>being christian is controversial now

>>86601950
He's gay

>>86609626
It's only controversial if you're white anon. Otherwise every other ethnicity is a good boy.

>>86602167
He's a Jesuit catholic you pleb. i.e a satanist.

Remember
>white Christian man = fascist, regressive, stupid
>black Christian man = amazing, progressive, wise

>>86602243
Chanology was a mistake

>>86609177
>>86609453
>>86609529

>"haha I'm not cucked"
>end up in lake of fire
>"ha ha my master plan is working"

>>86604485
true

>>86602359
Reminder that the catholic church told people that the bible said to pay the church money to get sins forgiven, or get loved ones out of purgatory, or get to heaven.

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>>86602358
>Fucking whites.

>>86601950
He did that so they wouldn't invite him back. Who would want to go to the teen choice awards... Nice surfboard...

How can you not like this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXcFGgwP1J4