Stargate

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Good stuff man.

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>>86596526
Anubis was the last good thing to happen to SG1

Also... Prepare for the feminist reboot of Stargate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnaEUhfMUKQ

Watch how everything started thanks to a women and a closet faggot in the 30s who fought evil racist nazis to get the gate safely under Air Force control. Learn how Jack O'neil and Ernest Littlefield are not the first free Tau'ri to cross the gate.

>>86596480
it's on hulu

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>>86596731
I thought episode 200 was amusing.

>>86596731
We need for feminism to fight Drumpf.

>>86596731
If only Carter were really that cute.

>>86596480
It's on Hulu. I caught a few eps as a kid and liked it, so I decided to watch it.

This show is so good it's not even funny. The humor, the lore the character development. Really opens my eyes to how modern tv is 90% trash.

>>86597547
its on hulu, but not widescreen. If I had to watch it like that I would kms. Only the newer DVDs for the full seasons are widescreen.

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>>86597626
That's really unfortunate.

My only beef with this show is that the Goold were supposed to be despots who had survived for thousands of years and played a key role in shaping early human history, but the Goold we meet just don't have much gravity to them. Instead they are airheads who get killed off rapidly by the heroes.

>>86596480
I would not mind rewatching Stargate SG-1, it was really good.

>>86597731
I think that actually went good with the theme that goa'uld are just corrupt parasites. Keep in mind that although they did rule the galaxy for milenias they didn't actually advance anywhere. The tech is old and mostly stolen.
Anubis steam rolled through them like it was nothing.

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>>86598484
I don't think the steamrolling really started until Ba'al took over during that short time when Anubis was defeated. Then he just came back.

>>86598762
I remember them whining at that meetup that they were losing battles to some new unknown enemy, but you maybe right.
Anyway he did get them all under his thumb in matter of couple years or so, maybe even less i don't recall the continuity that well.

Wait for the remake to get closer

>>86598944
Bra'tac mentions he only controlled a few worlds when he was trying to blow up the earth stargate. His first targets with the Kull warriors were minor goolds so he could absorb their forces.

>>86596731
I am worried they're gonna slop on the feminism hardcore.

Stargate doesn't need it, just look at Carter, Weir, Fraser, Teyla, etc. There was a single preachy line and it was in the pilot and was made fun of later on and retconned out of existence. The only episode that could remotely be described as sexist was probably Emancipation and one or two others.

The only person as useful on the show as Carter was Daniel and it was like 50/50. McKay was a genius but it was well-established that Carter was smarter than him.

>>86596480
>>suits deemed it not worthy of acquiring
It's because someone else acquired it.

Netflix seems to be wary of really long series' for some reason.

>>86597731
I thought about that too. Don't the Goa'uld get really senile and wacky from old age and the effects of the sarcophagus?

>>86599351
That's what happened to Yu.

>>86596480
somebody post that .webm of the trench run when the X-Wing fires the proton torpedo into Anubis's thermal exhaust port

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>>86599234
>McKay was a genius but it was well-established that Carter was smarter than him

I thought it was the opposite : McKay being very smart and Carter being a genius. Meaning one can do complex reasoning better and the other can have ideas faster.

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>>86599419
>X-Wing fires the proton torpedo
Jaffa, you just went full Shol'va

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>>86599566
you might be right

>>86599673
seing Tea'lc smiling is kind of scary. Could you put a spoiler on next time ?

>>86597626
All the DVDs are widescreen.

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>ywn have an HD collection with the good old intro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdCbaTXoVrk

>>86599944
the 2010 re-releases are widescreen. The previous are not.

>>86596480
Universe was the only good thing to happen to the franchise. That show was incredible.

We will never know if the nazis send a man to Othalla to meet Thor...

>>86600068
They're the exact same, only the cover art is different.

>that episode when time becomes much slower in the facility
>that episode when Jack and Teal'C relives the same day over and over again

absolute top tier episodes

>>86600285
you're remembering incorrectly

>>86600321
Absolutely not.

>>86600290
So what was Daniel's question?

>>86600321
I have the new sets, they're literally the same discs as the old one, shitty menu and all

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>>86600410
I want to know too !
REEEE

Call Joseph Malozzi

>>86600452
why the fuck did they not even tell him about the new show?

>>86600560
great shot, kid!

>>86600560
Have the writers never explained why Anubis didn't just get out there in his TIE fighter and blast O'Neill?

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Did someone count how many wives had O'neil ? I'm sure he hasn't beat Kirk but comparing would be fun I guess.

>>86600290
indeed.jpg

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>>86596731
>after a 6 years hiatus, Stargate returns to its famished fans in the shape of a couple of 10 minute low budget webisodes telling a completely pointless feminist spin on a prequel story that we already know and/or that is now bring retconned to hell and back

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GOOLD?

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>>86600623
That would have been He'rak's job.

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What character should have played Beau Bridges ? If definitly doesn't fit as a general.

>>86600711
>tfw you will never see a President Hammond of Texas

>>86600663
let's make it a 16 year hiatus

>>86600759
He was so aggressive and seemed constantly pissed off. Like Hammond in the first season.

>>86600711
Why didn't he ever tell Scully about the goold?

>>86596731

JAFFA, REEEEEEEEE!!!

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>>86600759
Beau Bridges should have been the president like he was in that one alt-reality episode

The new general should have been played by Peter Weller

only on season 6

did it ever explain why teal'c is able to talk the way he does? is he (the host) in control or is the symbiote? if the symbiote is then why doesn't he have that deep voice? I don't get it.

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>>86600711
Ah yeah... """goold"""

>>86600759
Chief Mess

>>86600850
I thought he acted like a civilian, very unworthly of commanding men like a constant smug/grin and always hiding his intentions or wanting to appear as the one will all the cards.

That's why, I really liked his role as president in the alternate reality.

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>>86600873
Why didn't he tell Agent Cooper about them?

>>86600950
The Jaffa and symbiote don't blend. Jaffa just incubate the symbiote in their pouch like a kangaroo, and it acts as their immune system and heals them.

>>86600950
he's Jaffa. Are you even watchin the show

>>86600950
Jaffa's Goa'uld symbiotes are babies and reside only in the pouch, they don't control the host whatsoever

The Goa'uld and Tok'ra you see live in people's brains and wrap around their spines. They control their hosts brains or co-habit them.

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>>86597051
she was, in the earlier seasons

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>>86601096
Why he didn't tell Janeway about the stargate ?

>>86601161
what episode was that in? I don't remember them saying it
>>86601176
yeah I'm on season 6 like I said u dingus
>>86601178
so the Jaffa can only take baby symbiotes? once they mature they go into a Goa'uld? and the host (Jaffa) that had the baby dies?

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FRAN a cute

>>86601314
It's stuff sprinkled through the series. The Jaffa take a baby Goa'uld and put it in the pouch so it can mature in a safe environment. it also increased the success of a Goa'uld blending with a host. Once the symbiot is take from the Jaffa he gets a new baby one.

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Someone post the jiggly stuff webm from SGU

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>>86596480
They were wrong.

>>86601314
mate, you shouldnt be reading this thread tbqh. Teal'c loses his symbiote because he gets ambushed and it gets stolen from him. He then has to rely on synthetic powder

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>>86601475
Here have some Destiny fighting drones.

>>86600737
7 years of buildup.
They didn't have shit when stargate started, but gradually, slowly, acquiring tech..
They pay of was pretty fucking good.
And then the whole
>no ammo
>let's fucking ram em!

>>86601438
ah I see. so without spoilers is that why master bratac is "dying"? he just can host a baby gou'ald anymore?
>>86601520
I haven't been reading the thread I just popped into to ask a question and when I'm done ill leave.

Reminder that the George fucking Hammond, the first 304 built from the ground up with all their Ancient and Asgard knowledge, lost to a few Ha'Taks run by some nobody pirates and smugglers.

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>>86601660
Fuck the Lucian Alliance. And fuck SGU.

>>86600071
It effectively killed the franchise.
Although I enjoyed it somewhat.
Still SG-1 season 1-8 is the best.

>>86601627
Yeah something like that.

>>86601627
>master bratac is "dying"?
What?

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>>86601480
Why didn't SGC equip their ships with stargates, and use the gates as a weapons platform

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>>86601728
he guy is talking about an old episode

>>86601737
Because Stargates don't grow on trees.

>>86601627
yeah, at one point Jaffa gets too old to be able to carry symbiote.
Isn't it explained though? Like I think he actually says so in the same episode he says he is dying.
They usually even repeat everything for "O'Neil" while dumbing it down.

>>86601728
in season 6 he said he was gonna die for some reason I couldn't quite figure out why. But I guess it's because he can't host baby symbiotes anymore. I'll keep watching just wanted to know.

thanks guys

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>>86601574
Man I really liked the Prometheus. The thing was the most advanced thing the earth had and it kept breaking down or getting btfo. It was great. Then the later ships came and eventually got upgraded to the point to where they were among the most powerful ships in the galaxy killing the underdog status.

>>86601821
Probably I must've blanked out. he was talking to carter about it in a hallway at sgc for like 2 minutes. I just don't remember him saying it.

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>>86601810
Bullshit

>>86601737
It would need to be in orbit
The vortex only last for 38min

However if they manage to reproduce the replicator teleportation ray which power up the stargate or use a star or a black hole as an entry point it could last longer. As for the position, it would be interesting to see if they can "create" a new adress just based on their position in space.

>>86600662
> I'm sure he hasn't beat Kirk

Probably since Kirk's alleged womanizing is a meme and massively overstated.

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The device that made Wraith ships explode but also stargates had a simple solution. Use a virus like Ba'al did so that the Stargate network gets fucked up and nobody can dial. Turn the device on, and then hunt down every Wraith hiveship in the galaxy as they're isolate and alone. Then turn the device off, and restore the stargate network.

>>86601660
That literally didn't happen.

>>86602111
Also what about just opening an intentionally unstable hyperspace window into or in the path of wraith ships

>>86601043
>That's why, I really liked his role as president in the alternate reality
That was a good episode. Beau really did the whole conniving douche role well. He probably would've been much better utilized as a foil instead of the boring fun grandpa he played, it really didn't fit as a General.

>>86602173

Not only did that happen, but the same random pirates and smugglers also somehow managed to find a planet with the right core and set up a way to dial the 9th Chevron when it took Earth years to do it with all their knowledge, engineers, scientists, and money.

God I fucking hated SGU.

>>86596480
Netflix has a shitty library.

>>86601927
> can "create" a new adress just based on their position in space
they can and they have to.
They treat them like coordinates.
They had to adjust for solar drift the cartooche they got from the temple of Ra, the first one they got.

>>86602560
Too bad they couldn't have powered it with a ZPM.

>>86602560
It's so fucking dumb how the Ancients ever lost. They can build a satellite that even with a little naquadah reactor can one shot a hive ship. Put a couple of those lasers in Atlantis FFS.

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>>86602669
They got zerg rushed into oblivion

>>86602323
So you hate a show so much you literally make up fan fiction for it?

>>86602669
They decided to invests their resources into drone swarms instead of beam weapons

>>86602323
The Lucian Alliance copied SGC's work while Rush and co. had to pioneer the solution from scratch you utter retard

>>86602998
NUH UH YOU RETARD SGU SUCKS SGU SUCKS SGU SUCKS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>86603048
Fuck off retard.

>>86603145
FUCK SGU AND FUCK YOU

>Human ships always look badass
>never do anything but float around space
>get destroyed in first encounter

What happened to the OP Asgard tech in those ships that should be able to fuck up any other non-asgard ship?

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>>86603247
They did well in Atlantis.

>>86603598
kind of looks like Battlestar Galactica-lite

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>>86603661

>>86603598
>>86603598
Looks like the Ancient Replicators learned how to use the drones correctly, fire them into small volleys instead of blowing your entire load on one ship

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>>86603767
Drones can be difficult to control.

>>86600068
absolutely incorrect, all of the DVDs are widescreen, I bought them as they were released in the 00s.

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>>86600950
how fucking mentally challenged do you have to be to not understand the difference between a jaffa and a host after 6 fucking seasons?

>>86600071
Only if you're a die hard fan of NBSG. which was what Universe shamelessly tried to ape. Universe was such a departure from SG-1 and Atlantis that it chased most of the old fans away and not enough migrated over from NBSG to save it.

>>86599289
no it use to be on Jewflix but Jewflix just didn't want to keep paying for it

>>86604561
More like the old fans threw an autistic fit because SGU was different than the old campy formula and boycotted the show until it was canceled and put the franchise on ice.

>>86605310
FUCK SGU AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

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>>86605435
Here anon. Have upgraded Odyssey in action.

>>86602758
what was even the point of using the railguns as anything but point defense?

>>86603767
Except Asurans can create literally infinite ZPMs and drones, so this battle was pure fucking contrived horseshit. It doesn't even look like they use shields.

Remember when Daedalus tanked an entire fleet of hive ships in its first appearance and was nerfed to the point where a single hive could fuck their shit up

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>>86605835
Well at the time all they were the railguns and missiles.

>>86605310
why aren't they oneshotting the ha'taks with the blue beams?

>>86606028
new ship that didn't get the upgrades yet

>>86605973
they should have tried to get some wraith weapons. They wreck shit.

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>>86605843
Remember when they discovered a renegade faction of Asgard, and their ships weren't able to defeat a human ship barely held together?

This show REALLY jumped the shark from what it began as

>>86606158
>yellow shields
that's how you can tell they're using ancient tech. asgard shields would be blue.

>>86606322
that's a neat detail

>>86606542
also ori shields are white, ha'tak shields are orange. it really bothered my autism when Prometheus supposedly got asgard shields but they were still orange. they even got one shotted from an ori beam like ha'tak shields would

>>86606733
something about the powergrid?
What bothered me was how they avoided getting specific about how stuf worked so they'd be able to bend the rules as the plot demanded

Requesting webm of Asuran copy of Atlantis detonating above Lantea.

>carter
>strong character with development
>is defined by womanhood but not the fact that she's a woman
>vala
>lolsorandumb mary sue mother of female jesus

>>86604561
Rewatched the "Time" episode from season 1 and "epilogue" from season 2 recently. Boy is it far and away better than anything SG-1 and Atlantis ever managed to do. The depth and emotional weight of those episodes was incredible. It's a damn crime that this show was cancelled, wouldn't doubt that it would have a legacy as one of the greatest of all time if it had 3 or 4 seasons

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>>86607123
I'll see if I can make it sometime in the future anon.

>>86607172
>shaky reddit cam and gloomy lighting
>emotional weight

It's hard to care about the characters when they're all insufferable whiny cunts. Rush was the only barely interesting character.

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>>86607208
Thank you.

>>86596731
>Citizen Joe intensifies