ITT: movie characters that are literally you

>>86591701
you're literally 40 years old, work in an electronics store and have married a gilf?

>>86591739
don't forget he has awesome friends to play with every night

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>>86591849
>tfw no friends

>>86591739

I wish I could live his life having a cozy job and enough income left for videogames and toys to pass the time

CC Baxter

>>86591928
you can have that, you don't even need a college degree to make good dosh

You're putting the pussy on a pedestal

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Me on the left.

>>86591928
IRL this guy would likely be out of a job right now. Electronics stores are dying and they're likely to shove old dudes like that out first because they can pay younger people less money.

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pls be my ai gf

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Pre Ant-Man suit

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figuratively me

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pre-spider bites

>>86593493
Me too

>>86591701
I'm jealous of him. I'm only 23 but I know that I will die a virgin. At least he ended up getting laid.

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Literally Me (TM): The Autobiographical Biography

>>86591701
yeah right OP, andy actually got laid at the end of the movie

>>86593535
>they're likely to shove old dudes like that out first
This is actually illegal in America and results in lawsuits all the time.

>>86596699
Yeah but in his 40s, do you even enjoy sex as much at that age? Not to mention he stuck with milfs for the rest of his life and will never try out some prime pussies.

>>86591739
I framed an Asia poster.

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I'm a wizard ;_;

>>86596665
ah I wouldn't worry too much. chances are you won't make it to 40 without having a psychotic break and defiling a hooker.

>>86593493
You literally killed all of your kids by accident?

>>86596425
Now THAT'S me.

>>86596888
Prostitution is morally wrong in my eyes. I would never do it. It just sucks knowing that I'll never experience sex.

>>86597105
nobody said anything about paying the hooker.

>>86591701
I don't care what you all say about this movie: The "Be David Caruso in Jade" scene makes me laugh every time.

>>86593535
>IRL this guy would likely be out of a job right now.

Yes but then he could sell his action figures on ebay and retire comfortably

>>86596425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJFmpLvofrM

>>86593535
I feel like Judd Apatow wrote the script in like 1992 and never updated it. Even in 2005, it was ridiculous that a group of (seemingly) functional adults in their 30s could have "careers" at an electronic store. Steve Carell's character was basically a stock boy at age 40, yet he could afford to live alone.