Jesus, look at the state of Justice League propagation

At least it's not a giant pic of Wonder woman with the rest of the jla standing on her shoulders

>/tv/ says capeshit is for little kids and reddit tier manchildren
>all /tv/ talks about is capeshit and they get excited for the next superhero release
Christ, this board is fucking pathetic

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What movie is worse: Wonder Woman or Suicide Squad? I had a better time watching SS.

>Makes Justice League with 6 members because no GL
>nobody can be in the center because it's an even number
>Superman always looks out of place as a result

>>86589065
SS is a mess while WW is just forgettable Geoff Johns garbage. JL will be the latter.

>>86589028
dance off, bro! me and you!

>>86589061
The Frash

>>86589061
>looks Chinese
>red and gold
The Communist

>>86588915
>Superman won't come back with beard and mustache

That would've been fucking awesome

>>86589077
What if you made him hover above the person in the middle?

>>86588915
>>86589206
>no shield

Would've looked a lot better, that and hide her noodle arms

Wtf??? I thought superman was dead

>>86589497
He got better

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Why doesn't Mommy Gadot look like this?

>>86589101
>Trident
>5 points

>>86588915
>straight blue eyed, dark haired Christian white male with hairy chest is above of them all
How Snyder keeps getting away with it?

they all have that "i'm contractually obligated to be here" look

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>>86589611
>blue eyed
Yes, with the help of special effects.

>>86589656
Most promo images look like that

>>86589765
Yikes

>>86588955
That would be hot.

>>86588915
I wonder if this will be as much of a train wreck as BvS.

>>86589609
>fag
>faggot

>>86589859
it will be worse, but critics and audiences will eat it up because HOPE OPTIMISM FUN LOVE

>>86589859
>>86589891
>BvS
>trainwreck
>liked by anyone
>popular
pick one

>>86590016
>Liked by anyone

No, it wasn´t

>>86590042
>No, it wasn´t
That's why I used the meme arrows, you fucking newfag redditard.

>>86590170
Ok.

>>86589859
Fuck off pleb BvS was a masterpiece. Fucking manchildren.

>>86590209
If it was a masterpiece, then you wouldn´t feel the need to insult if it was true.

>>86590206
Yeah, but I liked the movie.
so fuck you, too.

>>86590243
wat

>>86590243
Are you insulted by the truth? That's what you are. A massive pleb. It disgusts me knowing the manchildren enjoying marvel quipshit won in the end.

>>86590275
Ok, I never said you couldný like it

Which I don´t get why the hissy fit, if I don´t share the same opinion as yours.

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This kills the marvel pajeet gays.

It's over for you faggot cucks

>>86590042
I liked it. In fact, I liked it more than The Dark Knight.

>>86590303
Ok, buddy.

>>86590342
Ok, you´re entitled to your opinion.

>>86590303
>>86590209
>YOU FUCKING MANCHILDREN MY FAVORITE SPANDEX HERO MOVIE IS BETTER THAN YOURS!!

Calm your tits.

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>>86590334
Best rumor I've seen all year.

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>>86589497
he was literally killed by doomsday

>>86590334
Oh God tell me this is true. Tell me he will remove the nu-male plague of Whedon and make greatness.

>>86589609
3 points = Trident
5 points = Pendant

>>86588915
God, this looks like shit.

>>86590334
>to finish off justice league

that's about right

>>86590334
Finish it off in more ways than one.

>>86590475
>>86589497
Did anybody actually thought he was dead?

>>86590334
Sweet Lord in heaven, please let this be true.

>>86590334
I sure do hope, this doesn´t end in tragedy..

>>86588945
>>86588915
Jesus christ please get rid of those fake muscle highlights on the suit. It looks so fucking retarded.

>>86589579
that looks like brunette Natalie Portman tho

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>>86589163
>Disney cucks Tibet out of the Ancient One,
>DC makes a two-hour long how-to video about all the ways China can go fuck itself and names it Suicide Squad

Yeah, I think you got the wrong franchise.

>>86589061
Does Flash have a bunch of pointless bungee cords all over his costume or just a bunch of pointless lines all over his costume?

>>86590908
They can´t help themsleves.

>>86590998
They also included a random Pajeet wedding in Homecoming to pander.

>>86591037
There was a wedding in Homecoming? Goddamn, that movie was so fucking forgettable.

>>86591002
That's his home-made outfit. Those are essentially grounding cables.

>>86590334
Please, we need this

>>86591099
I don´t see any cables.

>>86591099
>>86591140
>Those are essentially grounding cables.

Aren't grounding cables supposed to go to the ground?

>>86591170
I don't know what else to call them. They're giving the lightning a path to follow or something like that.

>>86591210
That´s the only part of the costume I hate.

>>86591210
Electrical conductors

Is WW stolen already? Without korean shit on screen.

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>>86589765
>>86589859
>>86590243
this kills the nu-male

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>>86590440
Zack is my hero.

>>86591099
>That's his home-made outfit.
Oh, fuck off. That's even more unbelievable than Raimi Spider-Man going from a spray painted sweatshirt to his sweet ass costume without so much as a montage.
>Those are essentially grounding cables.
Grounded to fucking what? His head?
And the lightning generated by the speed force isn't actual lightning. That's why the Flash can speed around without a costume covered in "grounding wires" in shit like the security camera video Lex had.

>>86591238
I have a feeling that Bruce is gonna hook him up.

>>86591383
Anon....
Are you retarded??

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>>86591374
The autism is off the charts.
>>86591412
>thinks grounding wires just wrap around shit without going to ground
>calls other people retarded

>>86588915
>WW not in front with all JL members behind her
This movie is mysoginistic

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>>86591468
>The autism is off the charts.
It sure is.

Does Amber Heard wrestle Gal Gadot in this movie?

>>86591620
One can dream.

>>86588915
>>86588945
I'm just happy Supes is not balding anymore

>>86591688
It's not balding, it's called a widows peak

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>>86591374

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Post yfw Batman dies at the end of JL

>>86591745
I will legit be sad if this happens. I love the Batfleck.

>>86591793
Of course they won´t kill him, they need more revenue.

And if they do kill him, something will happen so they can bring him back.

>>86591333
gee.

>>86588945
Why is his 'S' shield off center?

>>86591881
It's not an S

Reminder that Henry Cavill's got a mustache for another movie during reshoots and WB will spend millions to remove it from every shot.

>>86591712
I know, but it looked like balding.
The hairstyle they gave to him in BvS was atrocious, the sideburns, ugh

He's going back to MoS Supes which is a good thing.
Also his brighter suit looks legit.

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>>86591904
On my planet it means Shope

>>86591924
That look in BvS was essentially "Peace on Earth" Supes. I thought it was very fitting.

>>86591967
I don´t see how his look represents "peace".

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>>86591965

>>86591988
It made him look really soulful t b h

>>86592027
How so? Explain it to me, please.

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>>86591988

>>86592085
Not him, but like the burden of guilt he was carrying was aging him.

>>86592095
But in BvS, it just looks a bit off.

I don´t see peace or hope on that suit.

>>86592133
What?

>>86588915
Cyborg looks fucking terrible

>>86592145
And you shouldn't, because he isn't either. You should read that story.

>>86591729
>Lex is bald after he goes to prison and they shave his head.
>They don't shave your head when you go to prison.
>Fuck you, yes they do.
Wow such kino. Snyder really is the Stanley Kubrick of our generation.

>>86592182
91% CGI

Jesus Christ. No.

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Is this a deleted scene?

>>86592233
Even if it was, I bet it wouldn´t have had any impact to the story.

>>86589065
Wonder Woman > Suicide Squad > Guardians of the Galaxy 2

>>86592276
I didn´t like any of them.

>>86590334
Looks like capekino is back on the menu boys

>>86588915
Its gonna be just another stupid sellout superhero shit movie.

Anyone who thinks that this is going to be any good is stupid. Full CGI garbage, stupid plot, bad acting, boring soundtrack and so on.

This movie is made for little kids to talk about how cool that superman fight was xd

>>86590334
Save us, capekinographeur!

>>86592233
the only thing deleted is henry cavil's hairline

>>86592095
That Supes doesn't have the villanous sideburns

>>86592399
He said, while jerking it to Cuck Evans hairplugs.

>>86592217
Some prisons do, some don't. I find it way more interesting if it was something Lex asked for.

>>86592507
Why would that be interesting?

What would that show?

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>>86590334
Justice League is shit
>FUCKING JOSS RUINED ZACKS VISION
Justice League is good
>BASED SNYDER DOES IT AGAIN

>>86592532
That he's done with facades and affectations. He's become his father.

>>86592611
Ok, a bit conveluted but it sounds alright.

>>86589101
since when is rob zombie in capeshit and why did no one tell me

>>86589206
these boots look atrocious

>>86592808
When I saw House of 1000 Corpses I thought his wife would make a great Harley Quinn

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>>86592679
I like how Lex fucked with people. Still finding hidden messages in things he said.

>>86592611
That's pure apologist nonsense. How is hair a facade or an affectation? When the fuck was it ever established that his dad was bald?

>>86593324
They weren't exactly hidden, just no one was paying attention to him after his first few lines.

>>86593478
It's pretty fucked up that you think anyone needs to apologize for Lex's head getting shaved. Your faux outrage is unhealthy.

>>86590334
There is no way they hired Whedon only to remove him when Snyder tries to finish what he started.

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>>86592276
>bruh

>>86593478
Well, partly because Lex's whole quirky, non-conformist millennial tech mogul is just a facade for the total sociopath he really is, and partly that by the fact we know he and his father Share the same name, that means that his father wasn't Lionel Luthor, and the Lex we've always known spent most of his adult life bald.

He's the "son" of the older incarnation both figuratively and literally, much like the modern tech guys with their hoodies and casual dress are still the same species of corporate shark that the 20th century was known for.

>>86593779
It's pretty fucked up that you feel the need to assign fake depth and meaning to Lex's hairdo. Your love of a shitty, stupid movie is unhealthy.

>>86593857
It's not shitty nor stupd

>>86593841
Assuming facts not in evidence. Stop making excuses for a shitty movie.
>>86593876
>nor stupd

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>>86588915
I thought Superman was dead, why is he alive?
If Flash is so fast, why is he behind everyone else running to catch up?
I thought Wonder Woman gave up on saving the world?
Doesn't Batman only come out at night, why is there bright blue skies behind him?
I thought Aquaman sticks to water, why is he on land?
I don't know much about Cyber, but who?

>>86593824
I'm just saying, if you want to be contrarian and say that Gotg 2 is better than wonder woman even though critics and general audience disagree then go ahead but your anonymous opinion is worth shit though.

>>86591965
On my planet it means Sneed

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>>86593894
Stop acting like we give a shit what you think, brainlet. We both know better.

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>>86594018
>THE CRITICS AND GENERAL AUDIENCES ARE WRONG ABOUT DC KINO!
>unless they agree with me...
>>86594055
>S-SHUT UP, S-STUPID...!

>>86590939
Jews look all same

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>>86594075
No, talk all you like. Just do so in perfect knowledge that everyone reading your posts knows you're a fucking retard who can't refute a single thing that's been said here. The best you can do is call it headcanon, blissfully unaware that films that encourage imagination, thought, and discussion among fans are the films that endure.

>>86594184
I honestly can't even tell if you're trolling or not. So many of you dipshits started out pretending BvS was great just to be contrarian trolls, but some of you pretended to be retarded for so long that you actually became retarded.

>>86594075
The obama phone numale thats anti/tv/ and anti/pol/ might be right

>>86589206
looks like she's wearing iron man's heels desu

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>>86594262
I haven't been pretending since it came out. I just watch movies and judge them for myself instead of waiting for some e-celeb to tell me what to think. It also helps that I don't watch movies with my head up my ass.

This image probably means jack-shit to you and probably never will, but to anyone who's not a fucking retard, it pretty much says all that needs to be said about Bruce's psychology.

To you, it will always remain headcanon, and to the rest of us, that will always remain fucking hilarious.

>>86589065
Suicide Squad is fine even if the main villain is lame
Wonder Woman is "good" up till the bloated ending

>>86588915
>Superman's senses are good enough to hear Lois falling to her death in Metroplois from South America
>can't detect Martha's location from across the bay and is forced to fight Batman
???

>>86594683
he hones his sense, he was simply focused on Lois at the time
He didn't hear Martha or Lois getting captured and only heard Lois's scream

>>86594749
>mom gets captured
>don't hone senses to find her
???

>>86594460
Hahaha! Oh wow!

>>86594262
Off yourself my man

>>86594973
I'm not your man, my dude.

>>86594821
There's a deleted scene where he tries to do just that, but ends up only hearing all the other horrible shit he has to ignore on a daily basis just to function. Snyder himself had it cut for being too dark.

I sort of wish it had stayed, because it really ties into Superman's arc and would explain why he was back in Metropolis.

>>86595029
>Superman can't hear his mom across the river because of all the terrible shit in the world
>but he can hear Lois from another hemisphere because reasons
And the scene you're describing was already done in the Ben Affleck classic 'Daredevil'

>>86595084
http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/04/08/zack-snyder-reveals-how-missing-scene-explains-pivotal-batman-v-superman-moment

So can they make it as bland as any fucking avengers flick? so called big menace from space, a little bit of chaos, but then everything is ok after a big final fight? At least Superman KIND OF dies in BvS. There must be something more than fucking ultron shit.

>>86595029
Well then why didn't he get flooded by miscellaneous garbage when he heard Lois scream from the Andes?

>>86595118
That doesn't explain anything, dingus. Smallville is just outside his hearing range from Metropolis but Africa isn't?
This shit is stupid and poorly written, like most capeshit. Deal with it.

>>86592276
Delusion

>>86595084
The scene starts with him visiting the farm to find her not there. He tries to find her from there, hears all kinds of terrible stuff, then heads back for Metropolis.

Now delight us with some other demonstrations of the bottomless reserves of your butthurt. Guys like you are so clueless of how petty you come across.

>>86595209
How the fuck does any of that explain Superman's selective super-hearing, you fuckwitted fagnut?

>>86595150
What makes you think Superman wasn't at Africa when that whole ordeal went down? If his girlfriend was in a potentially dangerous situation, surely he would be on the look out for anything bad happening.

>>86595177
You remember when the General tells Lois that he's aware that there was someone within the government actively trying to frame up Superman? Remember how she freaks out when she realizes why they knew he'd respond? It's not because he can hear across the planet and react that quickly. It's because Lex figured out he hovers her when he thinks she's going somewhere dangerous.

You know how I know this? Because I know how fast sound travels.

>>86591374
This oddly enough plays really well into the themes of DC and Marvel. The DCU has always been more feminine in nature compared to Marvel, like when Eternity and Kismet were fucking during JLA/Avengers.
The DC multiverse has a lot of organic elements to it, like fact that the space in between universes is called the Ultramenstruum or "Bleed". Red Skies events or Crises come about from the Bleed bleeding through reality, turning the skies red. Marvel's multiverse, meanwhile, has a certain machine-like quality that really gets emphasized during Hickman's Avengers run.
In Man of Steel, we saw the literal and figurative birth of THE Superhero. Artificial vs natural birth is again a big part of the story, and the importance of women in Superman's life (Lois and Martha) is not to be understated.
Meanwhile, the first Marvel movie is about a man who creates a machine so powerful it not only saves his life, but redeems his soul. Throughout the MCU, what is referred to as magic is usually described as ultra-advanced tech, especially in Asgard. Even in Doctor Strange, the Ancient One described magic as "recoding" reality.
In the DCEU, magic is magic, and gods act like gods.
Organic vs Artificial, Female vs Male.
Hilariously enough, the DCEU's first bonafide critical success was Wonder Woman.

>>86594460
Its being called headcanon because despite the fact some scenes have some hamfisted symbolism, none of it is in service any sort of narrative, and the movie is just "tricksy lex is up to his tricks!"

>>86595249
>Andes
>Africa
Not the scene I was talking about

>>86595246
Because he chooses a focus. When he was a kid, it was his mom. Now it's Lois.

>>86595337
Um, do you not remember Pa Kent?
Supes came to term about how he can't save everyone and that's one thing to deal with about being a hero. That's why he returned to Metropolis and heard Lois falling.

>>86595314
They had information he was coming, at super-sonic speeds, long before any sound could have traveled to wherever he was.

>>86595382
That's literally retarded. He can hear Lois anywhere in the world because of the power of love but he can't hear his mom a few miles away because he got his own apartment?

Why are disney shills still here after Wonder Woman beat Spiderman v. Iron Man? I mean, I would be embarrassed as fuck

>>86595329
If it's so hamfisted, why don't you tell me what the pic in >>86595329 is suggesting about Bruce?

>>86595447
maybe because there is no actual brandwar and all that is in contention is the idea that BvS was anything other than garbage?

>>86595249
>Superman was hovering around nearby instead of being Superman and saving people
>he waits to start saving people until after a bunch of people are already dead, even though he was there the whole time
>Because Superman is a sadist or something

>>86588966
>little kids and reddit tier manchildren
>Not /tv/

>>86595459
Good post.

>>86595421
Wherever he was wasn't *that* far away, at least for him. He was somewhere within the African continent and that's a fairly large response radius.

>>86595447
Why are DCucks still here after MoS, BvS and SS were all absolute shit? I mean, I would be embarrassed as fuck.

>>86595520
The point is he was traveling at supersonic speeds long enough that sound from the compound could not have reached him

>>86595459
>86594460
Pic related in >>86594460.

>>86595499
No I never said he was hovering around, I said he was in within a hearing radius's distance to check on Lois.
Hell, it even took him some time to get there when the whole ruckus was going down and heard gunshots. The whole point of the ordeal was to attract Superman so they calculated his distance and spent some time burning the corpses to make it look like it was him.

>>86595559
>dude bruce am archanegel!

wow such deep

So if Bruce is OK with killing people in this timeline, why does he bother with all sorts of gadgets and fistfighting and shit instead of going full punisher and just wasting everyone with machine guns, all the time?

>>86595473
What is >>86595536
You fucking idiot

>>86595594
Because it needs to be batman. Not "shooting gun man." Gadgets are high on the "batman" checklist.

>>86595557
How do you know he was traveling the entire time? Sounds to me like you're edging into that headcanon territory you're so quick to handwave from anyone else.

>>86595594
Batman doesn't execute and he kills only when it is necessary (Henchman firing at him)

>>86588915
Transformers man looks terrible

>>86595564
>they already knew where Superman was
>they can calculate his max speed beforehand
>they had a master plan to frame him
>they still used Luther™ Brand Bullets
Wow

>>86595595
Someone making fun of you?

>>86595593
And this is exactly why we don't just think guys like you are retarded, we flat-out fucking know it.

Lots of reds and blues in a bat-suit, huh?

>>86595622
They announce he's inbound at a supersonic speed several minutes before he shows up. Meaning he'd have to have been inbound before he knew anything was wrong at the warlord compound.

Sorry if that's headcanon to you.

>>86595676
The entire spear motif was built around Gabriel slaying the dragon.

I'm not sure what else you can get from that.

>>86595643
Wrong choice of words, probably should've said estimated. Since he wasn't there beforehand, he could come at any moment.
Keep in mind that only Lex knows his relationship with Lois. He only feeds his info to the henchman so they can execute it.

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>>86595676
>ur so stupid!
>batman isn't an archangel, superman is! duh!
>you can tell its genius because of the obvious red cape!

>>86595623
Batman doesn't kill anyone, through direct action or by lack of action, under any circumstances. It's a mental tick, a compulsion, he is compelled to always act to keep everyone alive no matter how much he beats them up first.

>>86595693
They announce he's coming mere seconds before he arrives and takes out the missile and drone.

You see KGBeast get the word that he's close *enough* for them to enact their plan, then they do, then his fellow merc says, "Quickly! He's coming." KGBeast sets the corpses on fire and takes off.

>>86595618
But his reasons for using gadgets and shit in a fight is inextricably tied to his no-kill rule

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>>86595740
K

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"I just think he's kinda hot."
DC fans please defend this

>>86595738
Man, you really misunderstood that post.

>>86595737
How are you not understanding that it's stupid no matter what? The entire plan is moronic and Superman's involvement in that makes no sense in any context.
If he wasn't already nearby then how the fuck did he hear her? If he was nearby then why the fuck it take him so goddamn long to get there? And if the plan was to frame Superman for murders then why use Luther™ Brand Bullets?

>>86595738
Yeah, and even when someone holds your hand, you still can't tell us what it means. You're too nutless to even try. It really would be sad if it wasn't so goddam hilarious.

>>86595785
Gotta follow the checklist.

Same reason they can't develop clark's character in any meaningful fashion, as he has to be superman at some point.

>>86595536
All better than the average MCU flick though, but yeah pretty bad

>>86595810
don't forget the Lexcorp brand flamethrowers.

>>86595827
>You're too nutless
>nutless
Cowardice makes one too dense to understand the shallow imagery of Zack "Bay Jr" Snyder? pls kys

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>>86595800
Well he is. What's to defend?

>>86595740
This isn't comic Batman. This is Batman after he's been through 20 years of a hopeless crusade on crime. His spirit is essentially broken.
Read JLA: Nail. There's a point where Joker tortures Robin and Batgirl to death and Batman straight up snaps his neck in response. It almost mentally broke him, but he also managed to claw his way back from that precipice to help save the day.

>>86595800
>films cant have a bit of humor
Jesus christ, are you autistic?
>>86595810
>If he wasn't already nearby then how the fuck did he hear her?
I said he was in a hearings distance. Zack said that his maximum hearing distance would be from Smallville to Metropolis, which is usually said to be about 100 miles. Superman is pretty fast, but it'll take him a minute or so to get there especially with the large distance

>>86595800
Cavill is hot af, evans a shit
t. grill

>>86595827
I always have trouble interpreting zack snyder movies because the actual intent is always on a level far dumber than I can naturally drop to. Bruce seeing himself as an archangel slaying a dragon is the dumbest thing I can think of that's consistent with the rest of the movie.

But we all know it didn't really matter what anyone said, you were going to respond the exact same way no matter what.

>>86595905
>the range if Superman's super-hearing is magically the same distance as between his childhood home and his new home
>it takes several minutes for Superman to fly 100 miles
Fucking stop. You've embarrassed yourself enough for one day.

>>86595898
>Read JLA: Nail. There's a point where Joker tortures Robin and Batgirl to death and Batman straight up snaps his neck in response.
Dude edge lmao

>>86595898
I like how this hopeless and angry batman just randomly let deadshot (a serial murderer) live because he was needed for that movie.

>>86595905
Do you really think that shit is funny? Were you really laughing in the theatre?
>>86595884
It must be hard to sleep at night knowing your capekino has trash lines like this

hug your dumpster fire a little harder, I'm not yet convinced

>>86595810
>Luther™ Brand Bullets
They don't have Lexcorp branded on them, and were only meant to be easily flammable and dissolvable. The reason why they traced it to Lex was because of a dumbass henchman's fluke who missed his shot and hit a book, a book that Lois kept afterwards after she noticed that it had a bullet.
>don't forget the Lexcorp brand flamethrowers.
Did they have the Lexcorp insignia on it? Looked like a normal flamethrower to me.

>>86595952
>Evans less attractive than Cavill
This post is bait

>>86596015
He doesn't ever execute people. If he has Deadshot at his mercy, he won't kill him. Same reason why he hadn't killed the Joker, same reason why he couldn't bring himself to kill Supes.

>>86596020
No, those were not standard flamethrowers. I'm also digging your "dissolving bullets" headcanon.

>>86596045
He objectively is though

>>86596020
>They don't have Lexcorp branded on them, and were only meant to be easily flammable and dissolvable.
Assumes facts not in evidence. Stop positing headcannon as established lore.
And why the fuck would they use bullets at all? Fire and acid don't hite bullet wounds, dumbass.

>>86596020
>They don't have Lexcorp branded on them, and were only meant to be easily flammable and dissolvable.
That's not in the film

>>86595981
>>86596070
>>86596074
>>86596082
This was explained in the Ultimate Edition you fucking idiots.

>>86596124
Link me the scene my dude

>>86596060
So he didn't execute all those people in the car chase.

>>86596060
>He doesn't ever execute people
Bat-brand is a de facto execution

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>>86596124
>Ummm, if you watch the Super Special Director's Master Edition Cut on 4K Enhanced Edition Blu-Ray then it's clearly explained WHY this movie isn't stupid garbage... duh!

>>86596124
not everyone goes to buy every SE dvd to fill in the plot holes you fucking idiot

>>86596152
oh that's explained by the fact batman is really stupid in bvs, see he never figured out that people he branded were being killed! at least not till the very end. at which point he doesn't suspect at all that lex was the one having branded criminals killed.

>>86596145
Nope, they fired first. Self-defense is not at all the same as execution.
That's not to say that Bruce didn't kill those fuckers, just that he could justify it in his own mind. Notice that when he gets into fistfights he never really kills anyone outright. And that guy that went for the grenade was a fucking idiot, he killed himself.

>>86596124
No it wasnt. Even if it were it still makes no sense because normal bullets are basically untraceable anyway, no need for fancy shit

>>86596145
They were all fine! No one ever died from being flipped and rolled in a car 95 times or being blown up...

>>86596135
>>86596178
>>86596179
>>86596202
Jenet Klyburn scene
And honestly if you think you whine to me about plotholes even after you only watched the shitty theatrical version then I suggest you sit down.

>>86595883
No, cowardice is just what keeps you hiding behind sarcasm and what I fervently hope is a pretense of an even greater lack of profundity and intelligence than is actually the case.

In other words, you're so sold on your own intelligence that you mock anything that challenges it for fear that you'll discover you're not, in fact, the smartest guy in the room. You really should try to work past that, because otherwise you're dooming yourself to a life where you label as stupid anything you don't understand, and give everyone around you who *does* understand it their resommended daily allowance of irony.

>>86596211
Execution is killing a defenseless person at your mercy. Were any of those dudes firing miniguns defenseless?

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>>86596220
>Only the theatrical version is bad!

>>86596241
Compared to the armament of the batmobile, yes.

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>>86596255
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A KINO MORTY!!!!!!!!
KINO RICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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>>86596252
I'D DROP A LOAD ON HER BACK

>>86596220
Jena malone does not explain that the bullets dissolve, try again.

>>86596220
I'm not paying more money to rewatch a shit movie

>>86596258
What? Are you retarded?
If Batfleck wanted he could've blew the fucking SUVs to smithereens, but he didn't and only fired back when they shot first.

>>86596070
What the hell is a standard flamethrower? There's two types: military and industrial.

Military flamethrower use a flammable gel. Civilian/industrial flamethrowers use propane. Guess which type they were using. Now guess why.

>>86596258
If that were true, Batfleck wouldn't have fired back at all.

>>86596220
She only says that the rounds were experimental, not that they were meant to burn and dissolve. In fact she says that the chair used to nuke the capital was made from the bullet materials, which torpedoes your theory because the chair was made of lead

>>86596310
He did blow the SUVs to smithereens.

You're basically creating an argument where no murder can be self defense because people always have things that can be weapons.

>>86596339
>if it wasn't self-defense then batman would not have done it, but batman did it so it was self-defense
Nice circular logic.

>>86596383
No, the inside of the chair was LINED with lead, it wasn't made from it.
Why would an experimental material just be fucking lead, you idiot?

>>86596324
Both leave traces, so there isn't a good reason to use either. Unless you're going to headcanon up a third type of magic flamethrower.

>>86591965
>He'll never be your superbro
Why live

>>86596287
>>86596383
She states that both were made from the same material and he lined the wheelchair with lead not that the wheelchair was made of lead you stupid idiot

>>86596383
Let us also take a moment to reflect on the utter idiocy of a bullet that would dissolve when subjected to less heat that would be required to fire it.

>>86596402
Dude, if you're returning fire, at worst you've committed manslaughter, at best, you've only defended yourself.

The entire argument is pointless, though, because we're arguing *his* rationalizations, not our own. These are the distinctions *he's* making, and yes, they're bullshit, because that's actually the point: Batman stops being a hero when he starts rationalizing killing as part of his crusade. When he does that, he's no longer a hero, just a vengeance-obsessed vigilante.

Or did you think you were supposed to see him as unambiguously heroic?

>>86588976
Thanks geoff

>>86596435
Jesus christ you have bad reading comprehension.
If they weren't a threat to the Batmobile, Bruce wouldn't have fired back because he wasn't in danger. But they clearly were a threat to the Batmobile and Bruce's life since Bruce has yet to figure out a way to render miniguns harmless, so he had to respond in force.
It's like the difference between a child hitting you and an adult hitting you. There's no threat from a child, so hitting him back isn't self defense. A full grown man punches you in the face? Completely different situation.

>>86596538
That has nothing to do with how jena malone says absolutely nothing about the bullets being made to dissolve.

>>86596463
What type of residue do you expect a propane flamethrower to leave?

>>86596451
Why would you use highly traceable bullets instead of ordinary, untraceable rounds to start with? And your ""source"" scene still never specified what the alloy actually did, making your theory headcanon. Why even make a chair out of flammable material if you're just going to blow it up?

>>86596584
The scene itself showed they were not a threat to the batmobile.

>>86596630
So it would leave no traces of the wheelchair obviously?

>>86596613
>I've never grilled anything

... that's kinda sad yo

Propane itself has no smell. The garlic smell of propane is added so people can tell if shits leaking.

Not to mention "burned with flamethrower" is easy to identify."

>>86596671
>no one can know it was an exploding wheelchair!
>Why?
>Uhh...uhh... just make it out of the magic metal, damnit!

>>86596671
Stupid, everyone saw him enter the building with his chair and the explosion would leave no traces of the chair anyway

>>86596633
The minigun was clearly damaging the car before he returned fire.

MARTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>86596816
Get out

>>86596801
The minigun was clearly only reducing bruce's viability.

>>86596792
Yes, and the X-Ray showed him clear of any explosives.
What's your point?

>>86596792
uh, dog, everything leaves traces. The investigation would find tons of extra lead and explosive residue at the spot where wheels exploded.

Unless you want to admit this is just a dumb comic book movie, of course.

>>86596870
>can't enter the capital building without being x-rayed

>capital security just didn't mind that wheel's entire wheelchair was made of lead

The shitty writing rabbit hole knows no end.

>>86596842
>viability

visibility

>>86596909
The inside was lined with lead
The wheelchair was made of alloy.
They had no idea of finding out if it had lead unless they took it apart.

>>86596989
>x-rays can't detect various types of metal

... nigger no large metal, potentially hollow object gets into the capital building without a full x-ray, not just a walkthrough or wanding.

>>86596989
>hey instead of seeing normal wheelchair parts I'm getting a huge blank brick of space that clearly isn't normal
>eh, I'm sure it's nothing, let him in!

>>86597038
Well clearly it was one piece and the trial was upcoming so why would they waste their time with some crippled dude when they had Superman to protect them...
...which is another reason why he got a lot of shit from people for not stopping Wallace.

>>86596710
From a picture? Because that's all that's coming back from a warzone. Two guesses as to who took them. My guess is the same people who "found" the witness to testify.

One thing that everyone overlooks is that without the absolute smoking gun of Superman's and Lois's corroborating testimony on what Lex did - specifically, pushing Lois off the building, literally everything else they had on him was completely circumstantial.
>"You had civilian contractors working for a warlord!"
>"Uh. Yeah? We're a big company. We've got a lot of irons in a lot of fires."
>"You gave them experimental rounds!"
>"Uh. Yeah? We were testing them in the field."
>"The wheelchair uses that same metal!"
>"Uh. Yeah? Because it's badass."

Lex would get off on that - people knowing exactly what he did but being completely unable to conclusively prove it. There's also the added little detail of >>86593324. Lex genuinely doesn't give a shit, because he thinks the combination of his wealth, power, and connections will just make all those accusations get swept under the rug anyway.

The question that absolutely no one would be able to nail down is "why?" The reason Lex *gives* just makes him insane, and the reason that he implies is absolutely impossible to prove without the government willingly parting with a valuable asset.

>>86597152
You're right. They wouldn't bother screening the wheelchair, they'd give him one they had already screened. The way they do at airports.

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>>86597038
>>86597099
Did you forgot how the wheelchair looked?
It was an automatic one too, so there was no hollow spots it was filled with the machinery powering and pushing the wheelchair, and among those wires and bits there was obviously the bomb, along with the lead.

>>86597175
Yes, it is very easy to identify bodies burned by flamethrower from x-rays.

Especially considering they're claiming superman did it and his laser-vision is well established to atomize bodies, not burn them.

He also doesn't shoot people.

>>86597229
Doesn't matter. Capital security would have either subjected it to a full x-ray or just gave him one of the wheelchairs they keep on hand for when they don't want to screen people.

I'd say "think airport security," but I don't think you've ever been on a plane.

>>86597229
Nigga pls even if its automatic the xrays would still be able to penetrate it and a big opaque section would be suspicious as fuck

>>86597229
>X-ray operator: "This inside of this electric wheelchair is showing up as a blank, black square. Something in there is blocking the x-ray."
>Retarded person: "Sounds fine to me. Send him through"

>>86597244
>laser-vision is well established to atomize bodies, not burn them
That was never established.

>>86597286
...but I have?
I don't know any crippled people nor have I flown with any so I wouldn't know what they do.
Also they can get sued if they tamper or damage the wheelchair so why go thru all that trouble.

>>86597314
... you're now trying to imply that laser-vision has never been used in the DCEU, wasn't used multiple times in MoS, and didn't do the same thing (total atomization) every time it was used.

>>86597350
>Also they can get sued if they tamper or damage the wheelchair so why go thru all that trouble.
No they can't. When national security is involved in any capacity your rights are more limited. You can't sue the TSA, or Capital Police, or Homeland Security, etc for doing their jobs.

>>86597350
>why would they bother to screen things that can hide bombs for bombs? They might damage them!

... yep, you're done.

>>86597244
You can x-ray a photograph? That's what they had - eyewitness testimony and photographs, because there's no way in hell they're dispatching a forensics team to a warzone we're not even officially involved with.

>>86597402
x-ray should've been photograph, and the big point is how since there were pictures at all, it couldn't have been superman, as the DCEU heat vision doesn't burn, it fucking disintegrates.

>>86597365
It just melted shit, dude.

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>>86597305
>>86597309
The wheelchair used by Keefe was this one.
I don't get what you guys mean by blank square. There was no blank square within the wheelchair, if there was then the wheelchair would be rendered unusable since the main components are gone, and that's retarded.
The bomb was most likely hidden within the components, with the insides lined with lead so it wouldn't come up.

>>86597387
You can sue them for being careless with shit. There's no law to take away crippled people's wheelchairs and reduce them to a standard wheelchair.
>>86597393
How am I done for pointing out dumb things in your logic?

>>86597430
Except that one time Superman used it to cauterize a wound.

>>86597430
It's either, depending on intensity. It didn't disintegrate Lois when he cauterized her wound, did it?

>>86597436
If the insides were lined with lead to obscure the bomb then the x-ray scanner wouldn't have been able to scan through the lead, you fucking idiot. That would make the inside of the chair look like a black mass and immediately tip of the person looking at the screen.

>>86597436
Lead shows up on an x-ray as an intensely obvious completely white area.

I really like how you're trying to act like they'd just let a clearly lead-lined wheelchair through security no questions asked.

>>86597471
>You can sue them for being careless with shit.
No you cannot. You are 100% wrong. TSA can outright smash your shit open if they think their might be something inside. Same thing applies to all agencies when national security is involved.
>There's no law to take away crippled people's wheelchairs and reduce them to a standard wheelchair.
The chair would be held for the person or sent on a separate flight for them to pick up at their destination, you stupid fucking fuck.

>>86597538
Other metals block X-rays, too. By the way, I think this is sort of a dumb argument, as Lex could have had two separate chairs, as Wally would have had to pass screening more than once in order to testify - once to meet with Senator Finch, again to appear at the hearing.

When you've reached this degree of nitpicking to the point where we're discussing witness vetting and security procedures, I really do think we're taking the obsessive hate just a touch too far.

>>86597675
>Other metals block X-rays

Not the way lead does.

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>>86597550
Took a screenshot of when they x-ray him. Clearly they're mainly focused on the upper part of his body. Couple that with the mass media presence, they're not going to go full paranoid on this cripple when the trial is coming up.
>>86597619
Dude, this isn't a flight for fucks sake. It's a trial.

>>86597675
If the plot doesn't make any sense at any level then the plot is bad. That's not obsessive hate, that's having standards.

>>86597770
If you nitpick any plot at an autistic level i will assure you that you will find some things wrong.

>>86597675
You, yourself, have pointed out it isn't an entirely customized wheelchair, therefore there are standard specifications for the wheelchair that do not include the presence of lead, the presence of which would be obvious due to the differences in weight and it would show up on a thorough x-ray.

Anything that can hide an explosive is screened before being allowed into a capital building. If they don't have time, they just make the person switch to a pre-screened wheelchair.

There is no way he'd get past capital security with the bomb wheelchair.

>>86597761
It's not a trial, you stupid nigger. It's a Senate Intelligence hearing. The Senate, one of the two legislative bodies of the most powerful country on Earth. Where security is even tighter than the airports.
Fucking kys yourself.
>>86597811
Find one thing RIGHT with the plot of BvS.

>>86597770
>>86597811

Second this. This degree of nitpicking rules out the overwhelming majority of films ever made.

>>86595595
That is a person attempting to avoid having a conversation about the qualitative difference between Marvel movies (diverting enough for one watch, competent, coherent, amusing) and the milieu of Z. Snyder (boring, incompetent, incoherent, has quips but they're not funny) by talking about box office; as if people around here really value the opinions of the mouthbreathing masses

>>86597878
Usually movies this utterly incompetent don't have a legion of asshats willing to spend hours unironically defending it, every single day.

>>86597824
No, I, myself, have not. How do you know that was a mass-produced unit? What if Lex himself handed them the specs, explained the presence of the lead, and they passed it through?

>"The chair is soft on security,"

If this is what it takes you to suspend your disbelief, I can say with utter certainty that you've never successfully suspended it.

>>86597982
>suspend your disbelief

But I thought this was a deep and realistic movie with powerful themes and great writing that was just too intelligent for people to understand?

If you want to admit it's just a stupid comic book movie, then basically all criticism against it vanishes. As it was a very stupid comic book movie.

>>86597947
And usually, healthy people don't obsess to this degree on things they hate.

So who's the sicker party here?

>>86597850
Has there ever been an attack on the Senate like there was a 9/11? Why would the Senate be so secure if there hasn't been an attack? It seems so stupid and it kind of seems that you're pulling facts out of your ass. Surely a simple x-ray would be enough. Have you ever been to a congressional hearing before?

>>86598046
The one making infographics and videos to support their love of a bad comic book movie.

>>86598041
Seriously? This is the depths to which you're prepared to sink in order to declare something dumb? Security procedures? Security procedures that you don't even necessarily know?

>>86598046
The people who enjoy sucking shit are clearly worse.
>>86598085
Are you actually retarded?

>>86598104
>i've never been to washington DC

... ah, right, third worlders...

>>86595647
>>86597910
The point is that Marvel fans on this board are clearly the instigators and you shouldn't whine like the little bitch you are when mean words and slurs start getting thrown around

>>86598099
No, I'd say it's the guy who apparently researched the security and vetting protocols of Senate hearings in order to declare a movie stupid.

>>86598148
>anyone who doesn't like what I like likes what I don't like

You really need to stop this.

>>86598128
No. But I believe you are considering the shit you researched so you could call a comic book movie unrealistic. Fucking sperg

>>86598144
I live near Washington, fucktard.

>>86598041
That's a false equivalence, since you're trying to say this movie is completely and totally grounded in reality even though it has space aliens and greek gods.

>>86598172
You should head back to tumblr if I'm hurting your feelings to the point where you mindlessly project

>>86598148
>every MCU thread gets filled with brand war bullshit
>every DCEU thread gets filled with brand war bullshit
>THE MARVEL SHITTERS ARE CLEARLY SOLELY RESPONSIBLE!

>>86598178
>the shit you researched
It doesn't require any research at all to know that the fucking Capital Building is highly secure, you fucking retard.

>>86588915
>when you kill Superman off at the end of your crappy film for some forced emotional impact only to remember that he's one of the biggest selling points of the franchise and has to be used in all the promotional material for the next one.

Shouldn't have even bothered "killing him" in the first place. Its impossible for him to stay dead or for it to be a surprise when he returns due to the way these films are produced now days.

>>86598215
The DCEU tried very, very hard to imply it should be held to the standards of TDK, or at least higher standards that marvel's schlock. It has failed by those standards with every installment.

>>86598267
It doesn't take any research to figure out that the witness had already been vetted and cleared, either.

>>86588915
Can't spell Justice without JUST.

>>86598315
>background checks show you the inside of someone's brand new wheelchair
>vetting someone doesn't involve a security check
Fucking retard.

>>86598315
Vetting the wheelchair would mean screening it for explosives.

>>86598236
None of this shit wouldn't have escalated if Evansposters didn't migrate from /v/.
Take a look at the archives of /tv/ when BvS came out. Tell me how much anti-DC spam threads were posted.
Now flashfoward to recently when Iron Fist was also anally ravaged by critics. Barely any threads.
You cannot deny this. Marvel posters, or more specifically Evansposters are incredibly toxic and are the source of this board's inability to have a proper discussion on movies.

>>86598297
Superman's death has more emotional impact and nareative purpose than his death in the comics.

>>86598359
But BvS was hilariously bad. Why would you expect people to not post in accordance with that?

>>86598359
>Take a look at the archives of /tv/ when BvS came out. Tell me how much anti-DC spam threads were posted.
You're clearly a newfag, newfag. /tv/ was nothing but "BvS a shit" and "Snyder a kino" bullshit when BvS came out.

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>>86598384
Wouldn't expect a third-worlder Pakistani to have an educated opinion on movies

>>86589061
shouldn't the flash's suit be the smoothest thing possible? by the fuck does it look like babby's first cosplay from 100 different pieces of cardboard

>>86598359
>dude why aren't people talking about something no one watched? must be marvel conspiracy!

...

>>86598327
>it's not an S. On my world it means JUST-

>>86598429
But third worlders are the one's sucking snyder cock too?

>>86598354
Yeah, and who's to say there weren't two?

Like I said, I don't necessarily need a scene where we see Lex using some pretense for replacing Wally's chair with another one, nor do I need to hear them talk about how incredibly expensive it was so there's no way in hell anyone but a rich guy provided it for him in order to avoid anyone having a reason to suspect it was a different chair from the one already examined and cleared.

Like I said - it comes down to how much disbelief you're willing to suspend. It's readily apparent that for me, that means "some," for you guys, that means "none at all."

I'd love to believe you hold every single movie to this same degree of scrutiny, but let's not kid ourselves - we all know you don't.

>>86598410
Why are you calling me a newfag? I contributed to those threads since they would always rile up Evansposters and they outted themselves as fedora tipping neckbeard r*dditors

>>86592182
him and the frash. terrible designs. Cryborg looks worse actually because the CGI is so dog shit

>>86598489
Vetting the wheelchair would mean knowing enough about it to tell if it had been swapped or tampered with.

>>86598489
>Yeah, and who's to say there weren't two?
The movie? Lex presents one chair and there is no scene, in any version, showing a switcheroo. Stop being willfully retarded.
>>86598490
But you said the "Evansposters" came later, you lying newfag sack of shit.

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>>86598327
>>86598470
No ones laughing

>>86598540
>>86598542

Nice reading comprehension there, guys.

>>86598542
evansposting didn't happen till that interview where he laughed heartily, which didn't happen till after the BvS shitstorm started.

>>86598542
I never said they came later.
Why do you have the reading comprehension of a Guatemalan? Hmmm....

>>86598580
Your assertion is stupendously idiotic and reeks of heacanon to explain away a legit plot hole.

You can't just add a bomb to a wheelchair and have no one notice. You can't just hide a bomb in a wheelchair and have no one notice.

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>>86598480
Only on facebook (but facebook is already full of brown people)
Once you explore other forms of social media you realize that Marvel openly panders to brown people and brown people defend them in return (see pic related)

>>86598597
Your entire assertion was that there were fewer anti-DC threads when BvS came out than there are now because the "Evansposters" migrated here later.
Why the fuck do I have to explain your own posts to you?

>>86598553
Nobody cares, /pol/

>>86598617
When you're Lex Luthor, you can.